Something is wrong with Miss Witch

However, as an orc with abnormal IQ.

As a "smart" orc, he certainly would not sit and wait for death.

Run! Escape!

As something only smart orcs would understand, this orc priest was preparing to run away to live in the forest, carrying the spell scrolls passed down from generation to generation.

Anyway, orcs are all grown.

Find a tree, sprinkle some fungus seeds, and maybe a tree orc will grow out!

However, I never expected that my fate today would be to fall into the hands of the witch again.

No, I absolutely cannot die!

The orc priest thought to himself, holding up his spell scroll high: "Pink Tyrant! Spare my life!"

Lou Yue looked at the orc and said, "We witches are a race that values ​​our word. As long as your contribution is useful, I will follow the witches' rules and spare you this time."

"It is the secret that allows orc priests to cast spells!"

This clever orc priest prostrated himself on the ground and said loudly: "A secret passed down from generation to generation!"

Lou Yue said with disgust: "Orcs have secrets that can be passed down from generation to generation? You must be lying to me!"

The clever orc priest was also confused. He didn't know why those stupid orc priests had such records.

"Orcs will mutate and become smarter."

The clever orc priest found an excuse.

Lou Yue thought about it and took the spell scroll with his tentacles.

The orc priest dared not move, waiting for the witch's judgment.

The scroll was made of animal skin mixed with gold threads. Lou Yue glanced at it and saw that it looked like a comic strip with countless little people doing various actions.

The Witch's Fountain shook, and Lou Yue immediately knew that the picture was real.

She smiled, gathering magic power between her fingers. "Your things are very useful. So according to witch custom, your soul can escape and will not be made into a battery."

The clever orc priest was stunned. He had not expected that this was the witch's custom.

I could only say dejectedly: "Okay."

Rather than being made into a battery, at least I can now protect my soul from being exploited.

Lou Yue killed the orc priest with a cannon and returned to the carriage with the spell scroll.

She looked carefully at the various little figures on the scroll, trying to find the trick to using emotions instead of magic to cast spells.

But after looking for a long time, she still couldn't find any solution.

Alytia looked at the scroll and subconsciously said, "Is this an orc spell scroll?"

"Yes."

Lou Yue tapped the scroll: "It is said that it was passed down from generation to generation by the orcs."

"Orcs? Passed down from generation to generation?" Alytia wanted to laugh, but before that, this scroll was more important.

"Can emotions be used to replace mana consumption?" She repeatedly confirmed.

"It is said to be like this, but I can't decipher it at all." Lou Yue sighed.

"Although I also want to help you crack it, I still can't look at such an important thing easily." Alytia said.

Witches place great value on knowledge, and anything gained during such a journey will belong to the person involved unless it is agreed upon in advance.

The two blood elves belong to Lou Yue, the car also belongs to Lou Yue, and this thing was also retrieved by Lou Yue.

Therefore, the ownership of the item undoubtedly belongs to Lou Yue.

This was Lou Yue's adventure. Even though Alytia was very eager, she did not peek at what was on it.

"If it is really something passed down from generation to generation, then we should be able to use the spell [Phantom of the Past] to recreate the things that happened around it in the past." Alytia looked at Lou Yue and made this suggestion.

"Phantom of the Past? I don't know how to do it." Lou Yue had never heard of such a spell.

"Hehe." Alytia smiled proudly: "This spell is available on the magic website. Witches usually use it as a recording spell, but it only records the scenery of the previous time!"

"Because some witches like to reminisce, but their friends always forbid them from recording. So they have to use this spell to record."

"Once this incident was exposed, many witches protested and complained. So the Chief Witch had no choice but to disable the effect and only replay what happened 23 hours ago."

"However, as long as you invest enough mana, you can trigger the original spell and query it unlimitedly. Although it consumes a lot of mana, you should be able to hold on."

"Thank you!" Lou Yue blew a kiss to Alytia, and with a smile, he opened the magic net and prepared to cast a spell.

When Alytia saw this, she got into the carriage to avoid danger!

The witches' friendship started out pure and innocent! (Realistic!)

Witches often say: When your friendship deteriorates, you'd better think about whether it is you who started the deterioration!

They are obviously friends, but they bump into each other!

When things get bad, I will say I want to be friends with you.

Shameless!

Of course, these words are regarded as the scumbag woman’s self-defense!

Is this the reason why you attack your friends?

Lou Yue activated the spell, and the result was a transparent box about 30 cubic centimeters in size with a notice of use on it.

[1: Please place the items in the box]

[2: If you do something bad again, this spell will not be responsible.]

[3: If you want to restore the video footage in the house, please place the box inside the house.]

【····】

Lou Yue felt dizzy from reading so many things.

The usage notifications for witches are always like this, a long and dense list, to the point where almost all witches will not read them.

And that’s what a usage notice is intended to be—essentially a disclaimer.

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Witches take responsibility very seriously.

Of course, in order to avoid responsibility, witches also like things like disclaimers.

As long as you issue a disclaimer, then what happens afterwards will have nothing to do with you and you will never be blamed?

Oh my god! How can there be such a good thing in the world?

The witches were so happy that all kinds of disclaimers were almost everywhere in the witch society.

Lou Yue stuffed the scroll in and watched as several knobs appeared on the small box.

You can adjust the time and so on.

You can even actively search for certain clips.

Lou Yue removed the fragments that were in the boxes and those that were buried underground.

Only the methods used by the orc priests during their training were left.

The orc priests spoke with a strong accent. Lou Yue could hardly understand what they were saying, but it didn't matter!

Just watch how they do it.

This is what Lou Yue had in mind.

The orc priests gathered around the campfire, dancing and jumping as if they were performing a ritual.

And howl from time to time.

The entire teaching process is full of superstition, idealism, and irregularities!

It was not a spell at all, and it did not cause any magical fluctuations. Lou Yue even saw an orc run to the side and vomit as soon as he finished jumping.

Lou Yue felt a little confused. How did the orcs practice?

She had no choice but to look at the various fragments about the spell scroll over and over again, and from time to time, combine the various actions in the fragments with the various actions on the scroll.

Ponder the meaning.

This approach also helped her find a little clue, but the surprise was the blood elves.

"This action has a strong religious meaning and is usually used for brainwashing and hypnosis."

The blood elf looked at the phantom and suddenly spoke.

"You know?" Lou Yue looked at Sha Fuli, who was dangling her white silk feet with her legs crossed. "How did you know?"

Saffri pointed at a strange, twisted movement of the orcs: "This movement is a unique dance of our blood spirits. Our bodies are weak and boneless, while the orcs are strong and sturdy, like stones. That's why their movements are so strange and twisted."

As she said this, Shafuli performed the same action as an orc.

The orc's figure has a stiff and awkward feeling, while the one made by Saffron is extremely soft and beautiful, like a willow swaying in the wind.

The slender branches are hung with fruits, and the figure of Shafuli is very beautiful.

Lou Yue admired them carefully for a while, then pointed at the phantoms and said, "Decipher everything you know."

Safri nodded humbly, commenting on the phantom.

The orcish dances indeed incorporated many elements of the blood elves. Saffri gradually analyzed the meaning and matched them with the images on the scroll.

These orcs really used those little dancing figures to replace words.

"And there's even a bit of insect-inspired cooking mixed in." The knowledgeable Shafuli said, "That hoarse hissing sound is something only insects can make."

"However, orc priests remove their own ribs, make flutes, and insert them into their throats. After learning the spell, they remove the flutes and wait for the wound to heal."

As a native blood elf, Saffri was very familiar with the orcs. After all, they were old rivals who had been fighting for thousands of years, and she had thoroughly studied the various items on the orc priests.

Shafuli analyzed it bit by bit, and did not stop until evening.

Lou Yue stuffed the scroll into his spellbook and looked at Sha Fuli: "I have made great contributions to business, so what do you want?"

If a veteran vassal army came instead, they would definitely make a request that could be obviously fulfilled without angering the witch.

The veteran vassal army knows this! If you want to exchange for freedom...

The witch will throw you directly into the freest endless void and shoot you to death with one shot.

And if you want to become a witch, the witch will fan you to death and mold your soul into a soul prism to use as an engine.

It is true that witches are trustworthy, but before that, what they value most is dignity.

If the dignity of the witches is offended, the consequences will definitely be something that no servant army wants to know.

"I! I don't want to be a lamp anymore!"

Safri made a bold request.

Lou Yue narrowed his eyes dangerously, following the witch's example.

Generally, witches will encounter this kind of bold maniac who wants to threaten the witches because he has made some contributions.

Ninety-nine percent of witches would choose to send this kind of guy directly into the hell of pain.

The remaining 1% of witches will give this bold lunatic another chance.

"Do you know what you're talking about?"

Lou Yue looked at Shafuli in front of him and smiled.

Shafuli got goosebumps all over her body, and she felt an incomparable murderous intent.

She hurriedly lay on the ground and said, "We want to be grooms."

"Oh." Lou Yue's murderous aura loosened, and he waved his hand and said to the two blood elves, "Just continue with the herbs."

As she spoke, she also got into the carriage.

Alytia was preparing a potion in the alchemy room, and Lou Yue did not disturb her good sister.