Something is wrong with Miss Witch

Being able to eat is never wrong.

Especially since I have the body of a witch, I won't get fat no matter how much I eat.

Then, creating an image of yourself as someone who can eat is a good idea, which can reduce the vigilance of other witches towards you by 10%.

After all, words like "foodie" are inherently derogatory.

If a witch cannot even control her appetite, it will be difficult for other witches to look up to her.

Lou Yue pursed her lips and smiled slightly: "Hehe, because I lost. So, I have to eat it back fiercely and make Miss Bingxue Qing bleed profusely."

She waved her little fists fiercely, looking determined to win.

This caused the other witches to burst into laughter.

Vivian fell directly on the table and could hardly stand up.

Jiang Xixi complained, "Ms. Lou Yue, didn't you say you had already won?"

"If this person loses, then that person loses. If that person wins, then this person wins." Lou Yue said in a serious tone.

Jiang Xixi rolled her eyes and said, "Miss Lou Yue, if some old witch heard what you said, they would definitely teach you a lesson."

"Oh, older than you guys?"

Lou Yue said this deliberately with malicious intentions.

Jiang Xixi's face suddenly froze.

And Cynthia smiled.

Haha, I'm still very young, less than a thousand years old!

"Your attack power is quite strong, Miss Lou Yue."

"Because I'm in the form of a vicious little witch now." Lou Yue puffed out her chest and put her hands on her hips, looking proud.

"Kaka, Yuebao is so cute." Vivian smiled: "This is why I like Yuebao."

Lou Yue's face suddenly turned red.

Cynthia glanced at Vivian and decided to target her when she had time.

How dare you say such things in front of me?

Don’t you take me seriously?

Jiang Xixi complained, "Aren't you a liquor seller? How come you blushed after hearing such rubbish love talk?"

Cynthia nodded, agreeing with Jiang Xixi's words.

Bingxue Qing also looked at Lou Yue curiously.

Lou Yue blushed: "First of all, I don't sell alcohol!"

"I'm a witch psychology instructor, do you understand? An instructor!"

"Secondly, this kind of love talk isn't trash at all. Do you understand?" Lou Yue complained, "This is called returning to nature!"

Vivian immediately blew Lou Yue a kiss.

Lou Yue puffed up his face and reached out to knock it away.

"Besides, who said that people working in a tavern can't be innocent girls?" Lou Yue tilted her head and combed her hair with a melancholy look on her face. "As a pure girl who has never been in love, it's only natural for me to blush at such innocent words."

"After all, I'm really innocent."

"Puff——" The water that Jiang Xixi had just drunk was sprayed out directly.

Are you innocent? :

If you were truly innocent, what kind of magic would you use?

I'm embarrassed to watch!

Besides, the snow umbrella is definitely your vest, right? Absolutely!

Do you know how many trends you have set?

How dare you talk about innocence?

I bother!

Vivian's eyes twitched as she used a spell to gather the tea on her body into a water ball.

With a bang, it was thrown onto Jiang Xixi.

He said angrily, "Ka Ka, I'll give it back to you."

Jiang Xixi, who was originally complaining madly in her heart, suddenly froze with a frown.

She looked at Vivian: "Did you do this on purpose?"

"Kacha, I should be the one asking this question." Vivian rolled her eyes. "In our time, such an offensive action would have directly provoked a duel."

"Haha." Jiang Xixi didn't give in at all, instead she sneered, "Perhaps, you have a crush on me. Or you will secretly condense this tea, put it in a gem ball, and keep it as a treasure."

Vivian was so shocked that she couldn't even retract her jaw.

It took her a long time to come back to her senses. She pointed her finger at Jiang Xixi and then at herself.

"Kacha, your joke isn't funny, nor is it interesting, Miss Jiang Xixi." Vivian gnashed her teeth. "When you were still studying the human body with erotic pictures as a child, I was already an experienced veteran. People like you are the kind of old fellows destined to live out their lives in solitude. Every day, you can only watch young witches chattering and showing off their affection to each other, while secretly gnashing your teeth."

"I like you?" Vivian covered her chin with the back of her hand. "Kaka, you're so overconfident. With a figure like yours that makes even witches pity you, no one would be interested in you, Miss Jiang Xixi."

Jiang Xixi's expression suddenly turned gloomy.

"Haha, aren't you like that too?"

"Besides, your figure isn't as good as mine, Miss Vivian?"

"Kacha." Vivian sighed softly, and from her pink lips uttered words as cold as an icy wind: "I'm reminded that it's a loli body shape. The kind of thin, delicate and beautiful."

"And you, Miss Jiang Xixi. You have the body of a young girl. Comparing yourself to a loli like me, doesn't that prove that you've already lost?"

Vivian shook her head. "But I don't blame you, Miss Jiang Xixi. After all, this kind of thing really makes a witch lose her mind. After all, she can't compare herself to other witches of the same kind, so she can only compare herself to more immature witches. This kind of thing is too damaging to her self-esteem."

"You are a little confused, and I can understand that."

"My advice is to go home and have a good sleep, then drink a bucket of pure water. This way, when you lie in bed crying in pain later, you won't be dehydrated."

Vivian looked sincere.

Lou Yue was watching from the side.

Fight!Fight!

She cried out in her heart.

As old rivals and old bosses.

It's particularly interesting when these two witches fight each other.

All kinds of negative information were spread out without regard for one's life.

Lou Yue ate the melon excitedly.

Then I looked at Cynthia and Bingxue Qing. These two guys were also watching me as if nothing had happened.

After all, Jiang Xixi and Vivian have already started to expose negative information.

For example, when did Vivian wet the bed, and Jiang Xixi kept the bed sheet.

It was specially framed and named Vivian's first map drawing work.

Vivian gritted her teeth in anger.

So perverted! I like it!

Lou Yue ate the sundae in big mouthfuls.

Vivian was also frustrated and started to throw negative information about Jiang Xixi.

For example, when has Jiang Xixi ever peeped at other witches taking a bath?

Jiang Xixi's face instantly turned red. She asked viciously, "Slander! This is absolutely slander!"

"Ahem." Vivian looked at Lou Yue, Cynthia, and Bingxue Qing. "Ladies, are you interested in seeing the stealth and counter-detection techniques performed by a legendary witch? Perhaps I have a video of her doing it."

Lou Yue smiled reservedly: "Will it help improve my dueling skills?"

"Of course there is! My Yuebao!" Vivian laughed exaggeratedly. "You have no idea how skilled this legendary witch is. She was able to circumvent the layers of master-level defenses and successfully enter the bathroom! If you see it, your dueling skills will definitely improve."

Lou Yue immediately burst into laughter: "Then what are you waiting for?"

Jiang Xixi glared at Lou Yue fiercely, then looked at Weiweian: "I think we are still good friends, right?"

"Right?" Vivian was a little confused.

Looking at Vivian like this, Jiang Xixi felt so angry that her teeth were itching.

But she finally nodded: "Yes, that's right. After all, we are exposing each other's dirt here. But we are not the ones who benefit. The guys next to us are listening happily."

Bingxue Qing drank his tea slowly, with an expression that didn't concern him.

The same thing happened to Cynthia, who smiled slightly and ate cookies.

Seems like a lady.

Lou Yue looked left and right.

He immediately straightened his back and acted as if nothing had happened.

Jiang Xixi and Weiweian both looked at Lou Yue warmly: "Yuebao, did you hear anything just now?"

"Yuebao is a good boy, he didn't hear anything."

Lou Yue kept pointing his fingers, pretending to be stupid.

"If you didn't hear anything, how do you know we talked?" Jiang Xixi said meaningfully.

Huh? There's such a thing.

Lou Yue's eyes widened. "You are persecuting me. You are slandering me! You are forcing me to confess! I want to protest. I want to find a lawyer!"

"Hehehe." Jiang Xixi smiled: "We may have done the first two. But we still haven't done the last one. Maybe it's better for us to make up for it?"

As they spoke, Jiang Xixi and Weiweian approached Lou Yue.

"Quack, save me!"

She screamed, looking at Cynthia and Bingxue Qing pitifully.

But Cynthia and Bingxue Qing both turned their heads away.

"The tea is delicious today." Cynthia looked at Bingxue Qing with a smile.

Bingxue Qing nodded and said, "It's made with several kinds of flower petals, so it has a rich floral fragrance."

"It's really good, Miss Bingxueqing."

Cynthia and Bingxue Qing talked about the pros and cons of tea.

Lou Yue had already been pushed to the ground. She looked at Jiang Xixi and Weiweian pitifully: "Hey, can we reconcile?"

"Are you joking at this moment?" Jiang Xixi raised her eyebrows.

Then, he found a thin vine from the flowers.

With a slap, it hit Miss Lou Yue's perky butt.

Miss Lou Yue cried out in grief, "I'm going to die, I'm going to die."

His calves kept kicking and jumping like fish.

Without using magic, Jiang Xixi and Vivian were unable to restrain Lou Yue.

Let me show you the super strong waist strength I developed in the tavern!

And super high school level flexible limbs!

As Lou Yue was thinking this, his body suddenly twisted into a knot. He headbutted Jiang Xixi in front of him.

hiss--

Jiang Xixi took a deep breath, covered her chest, and looked heartbroken.

And Lou Yue finally had a chance to break free.