Something is wrong with Miss Witch
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Thinking of this, Caroline puffed up her cheeks with a resentful expression.
Lou Yue looked at it and couldn't stand it anymore.
She quickly stood up and said, "Ah, it's getting late. I have to go to work."
Having said that, he ran away.
Only Carolie was left sighing.
After Lou Yuefei flew into the sky, he also wanted to sigh.
"Isn't it fatal to ask a congressman to make a promise?" she muttered.
When we returned to Chimei Township, there were already many guests.
The guests in the parking lot were all discussing their own Queqiao application.
A witch said, "With the Magpie Bridge now built, we might come here less often."
"Probably." The other witch nodded. That was definitely the case.
"However, I think that even after it appears, we won't come here less often." Another witch interrupted.
"Hmm? No?"
"Of course not. Even now, there are still many witches with wives coming here to drink." The witch sneered, "We're just going on a date. What difference do you think it makes?"
The witches just laughed out loud.
When Lou Yue heard this, she shrank her neck.
Speaking of it, this application really seems to be competing with pubs for business.
After all, the hunter witch wanted to chat and drink with other beautiful witches, so she had to go to the tavern.
However, with the Magpie Bridge, these witches can use their money to invite other witches to dates on the Magpie Bridge.
Of course, Lou Yue will charge a certain amount of intermediary fees. Although the price set by Lou Yue is very low, Lou Yue is prepared to make small profits but quick turnover, so that he can also accumulate magic stones.
But there is no doubt that it has taken away the pub's business.
Lou Yue could already see Boss Tao's expression as he hugged her thigh and cried bitterly. Lou Yue didn't want to be hugged by her thigh, so she planned to sneak into her room through the windowsill and enter her nest through the semi-solidified portal.
It’s best not to meet Tao Yaoyao!
However, as soon as he entered his room, he saw Tao Yaoyao sitting by the bed, her bright red waist-length skirt looking particularly charming.
Lou Yue was immediately confused. She looked at Tao Yaoyao and said hello: "Boss Tao, good evening."
Boss Tao looked at Lou Yue with a stern face and said, "Why is Your Majesty plotting a rebellion?"
"Huh?" Lou Yue was a little confused.
Boss Tao sighed and said, "Ms. Lou Yue, you're the leading witch of the West District Tavern Union. How could you do something so detrimental to your own roots?"
Lou Yue pursed her lips, this was indeed the case.
She could only reluctantly explain, "Haha, Boss Tao, you're wrong. The app I created doesn't conflict at all with the tavern."
"Hmm?" Tao Yaoyao said with a look of both anger and laughter: "So? What do you want to say?"
Lou Yue immediately said, "My app only makes it easier for witches like hunter witches or alchemy witches to find dates. But after their date is over, no matter what the other party's response is, they definitely won't go back to their homes. Whether they're celebrating or drinking to drown their sorrows, they'll inevitably come to the tavern to vent, right?"
The little witch spoke more and more fluently, and in the end she folded her hands over her chest and looked at Tao Yaoyao with a smug expression, as if she had done a great job. "So, I have expanded the tavern's customer base. It's foreseeable that the hunter witches who used to enjoy hunting, and the alchemy witches who like to experiment, will like to come to the tavern more to drink and drown their sorrows!"
She said this in such an aggressive tone that Tao Yaoyao was stunned.
"Well, that makes sense," she said.
Lou Yue immediately smiled triumphantly.
Tao Yaoyao smacked Lou Yue on the head: "That makes sense, how could it possibly make sense?"
Lou Yue rubbed his head pitifully: "It's obviously very clear-headed, okay!"
Tao Yaoyao rolled her eyes and said speechlessly, "The decrease in customer flow is a fact that is already happening. And all the things you said are just your predictions."
"Gu." Lou Yue puffed up her cheeks and pouted, looking very unhappy: "Really?"
"Of course it's true!" Tao Yaoyao looked at Lou Yue, "You are my lucky star, but also my unlucky star."
"Before, those things you created reduced the number of customers in the tavern. Now this software will reduce the number of customers even more."
"Guh, so what?" Lou Yue said, "As long as our customer flow doesn't decrease, that's fine."
"Of course not." Tao Yaoyao covered her forehead. "It was easy before, but now all the pubs in the West District will greet you. If I hadn't stopped you, you might have been invited to more than a dozen pubs today."
"Thank you very much." Lou Yue blinked at Tao Yaoyao cutely.
Tao Yaoyao tapped Lou Yue's head again and said, "It's no use trying to be cute."
"Then tell them the reason I gave you before." Lou Yue said calmly, "This way, we can delay the matter until the customer flow really decreases."
"Right now, my app hasn't even been released. How could there be a decrease in customer traffic? Even if it did happen, it's none of my business."
She smiled and said, "I am a good girl."
Tao Yaoyao could only say helplessly: "Yes, Miss Lou Yue."
Chapter 601: Not Ashamed [4k]
It was not easy for Tao Yaoyao to persuade the dissatisfied tavern owners.
Especially Tao Yaoyao's reputation was not very good before.
The reason why things are getting better now is all because of the discovery of the witch Lou Yue.
But now what Lou Yue did made these tavern owners very dissatisfied, and Tao Yaoyao's reputation fell to its previous level again.
Fortunately, although what Lou Yue has done now has damaged her reputation, it is still very convincing.
Tao Yaoyao can only rely on Lou Yue's reputation to persuade the other party to accept this decision.
There was no way to refuse, after all, Miss Lou Yue had already prepared to release the app. Everything was set in stone, and there was no way to change it.
As soon as Miss Lou Yue’s Magpie Bridge application was released, it was immediately welcomed by the witches.
And it’s worldwide!
After all, whether it is the East Continent, the West Continent, or among the witches of other continents, there are always alchemy witches and the like.
They also need this application very much.
However, Miss Lou Yue only released one thousand places.
And you need to leave a message under Miss Lou Yue’s tweet to enter the draw!
At twelve o'clock that day, the hunter witches squatted on the treetops, opened the magic net, typed words in the chat box of the fountain, and waited for the tweet to appear, and then began to send messages frantically.
The Alchemy Witch sat next to the experimental table, constantly drinking agility potions to increase her agility.
There were also other lonely witches, each showing off their magical powers, competing for the one thousand places.
Some even start to increase their luck, and then start to study all kinds of metaphysics.
Lou Yue thoughtfully announced: "I see everyone's enthusiasm. Therefore, the witches who secure one thousand spots will receive a special mark and avatar frame. Furthermore, this time, the qualification will be issued in the form of an activation code."
The app is already available for pre-download.
The witches immediately downloaded the app and registered their names.
Although it's anonymous, everyone knows it's a dating app, so it didn't come up with anything too outlandish.
Countless red magpies form a magpie bridge, and this is the opening animation.
But, I couldn’t get in.
The witches immediately began to greet Miss Lou Yue warmly, looking furious.
Lou Yue took advantage of the moment when the criticism was at its most intense and tweeted: "Leave a comment under this tweet and you'll be entered into a lucky draw."
Then, before the witches who were scolding could react.
Immediately, a witch took the first place.
As a reward for first place, she immediately received an activation code.
Those witches who were well prepared looked like they were wearing masks of pain.
"Maggi, Miss Lou Yue did it on purpose! She posted this tweet when we were scolding her!"
The witches all thought of this, and then started to complain about Miss Lou Yue's pettiness, saying that she was simply not a human being.
But Lou Yue was very proud.
Soon, the number of comments under this tweet began to increase continuously, almost reaching one hundred thousand per comment.
It soon reached the terrifying level of tens of millions, and then quickly reached the unit of hundreds of millions.
It even caused the fountain's operation to lag a bit.
The Chief Witch was completely paralyzed; she had never seen anything like this before. When she first set up the Fountain app, she had definitely built in enough redundancy to prevent it from stalling so easily.
When the witches all speak frequently under one account, it is easy to catch up with the peak, which directly leads to the account receiving too much information at an instant, causing lag.
The witches were going crazy and started to complain about the chief witch at the same time.
The chief witch also looked speechless. Do you think it's easy for me?
It's lunch break, but they're still working overtime!
I'm already very good, okay!
Thinking of this, the chief witch had no choice but to start working hard to modify the structure of the spring.
Lou Yue was also surprised, and began to draw the lucky witch continuously using the lottery tool he brought with him.
As the witches were drawn one by one, the witches who were drawn laughed out loud, while the witches who were not drawn were very unhappy and could only continue to leave messages.
When it was finally over, the witch wailed and asked Lou Yue to continue giving out quotas.
Lou Yue sent a hypocritical message, signaling the witches not to give up.
Although there are only 1,000 places for those seeking help, there is no limit on the number of helpers and they can enter directly.
The witches were immediately furious, saying, "What we want is to date other witches, not help other witches date!"
However, the witches who entered began to constantly try to figure out how to use it.
And because of the precise label matching, there are far more helpers than those seeking help.
It is easy to make friends with these people who seek help.
Moreover, these witches show off in their fountain accounts and among their friends.
Make the other witches even more jealous.
Especially among the hunter witches, a very few lucky ones grabbed the activation code.
Then one day, she was wearing a beautiful little dress and carrying a book.
A witch wandering around the Hunter Witch Guild asked curiously.
They went to sleep with a look of disappointment on their faces: "Oh, I'm going to go on a date with other witches soon. I'm so scared. What should I do?"
Those witches who were eagerly waiting for the activation code wanted to strangle her to death.
Even more shameless, when they meet the witch hunter, they say: "How did you know? I'm going on a date soon."
The hunter witch was greatly shocked, and then she opened the magic net pitifully and left a message under the account of the hateful Miss Lou Yue.
To contribute to the urging of the army.
Looking at her complacent companions, the witch hunter began to follow them and make trouble.
Pretend to be passing by the date by chance, and then say in surprise: "What a coincidence, why are you here too?"
Then the shameless ones also wanted to take a table, making the witches who came for dates twitch their eyes and feel at a loss.
The hunter witch, whose date was interrupted, wanted to kick all her companions away.
But in order to maintain a graceful demeanor in front of his date, he had no choice but to try his best to get these companions to leave.
The alchemy witches have a unique way of showing off. They will take their failed witches to humbly seek advice from their friends.
After giving these alchemy witches proud advice, their friends would then ask them how they could make such simple mistakes.
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