I'm not caught, so why do they say I'm an evil god?

The north wind is rustling, and the snowflakes are fluttering.

Although it is summer, the temperature in the whole forest feels like winter.

The chirping of insects and birds disappeared from inside. Everything was silent. There was no trace of human beings, as if no life had ever existed.

The flowers and plants around him hung their heads shyly, as if they had sensed the scent of love and couldn't bear to see what would happen next.

But there are still a few flowers that bloom proudly, and people are curious about this hard-won splendor.

Now is the time to fall in love!

It was at this time that the two male protagonists of this blind date event appeared on the scene.

The first to appear is the Wrathful Father God, who commands the entire Wrathful Father God territory. He is the source of all rage, the god of war of the abyss, and the endless pioneer.

Today, he attacked in the form of Miss Bakugo.

The bucket-like waist and abdomen connect the upper and lower parts of the body, and above it are eight exposed breasts, in two rows on the front and back, with RGB lights wrapped around them, flashing with the breathing.

Below are two three-section long legs over 1.8 meters long. Every inch of skin is covered with jade feet, wrapped in stockings of different colors, which is very charming.

The only attractive part of his body was his face, which was covered by a huge green helmet, making it impossible to tell what was inside.

Opposite him, the other male protagonist admiring his ancient god-like appearance is Comrade Lil, a self-proclaimed genius from Full Moon Academy.

His face was twitching at the moment, and all his facial features were wrinkled together, revealing an expression that no human could possibly show.

"This... this is the daughter of the Great Will?!!!"

"Did the Great Will have sex with the worm?"

Lil's mentality exploded. He guessed that this explosive lady would be a little ugly, but he didn't expect her to look like this.

This is no longer a question of whether it is ugly or not, right?

Can this thing still be called a living thing?

He immediately felt something was wrong...

How could a great being like the Will of the Abyss have such an ugly child?

Could it be that I was cheated?

"My Lord, I, I don't think I can do it..."

Lill began to back down in his heart.

"Lil, have you forgotten the promise that the Wrathful Father made to you? Have you forgotten why you came here?" Li Cheng fooled him:

"Besides, you don't need to think about it carefully. If the Abyss Will looks like a fairy, would it still be your turn?"

"This..." Lil's heart skipped a beat, and he thought to himself, so that's how it is.

Sure enough, there is no free lunch in this world.

All the gifts from fate have already been priced.

It is precisely because the daughter of the Abyss Will looks like this and cannot find a boyfriend that she invites a son-in-law to live with her.

In other words, one must be able to endure what ordinary people cannot endure, and do what ordinary people cannot do, in order to successfully ascend to the top and become the son-in-law of the abyss!

"I knew it was not that simple..." Lil took a deep breath, his eyes gradually turned cold, and his voice became more heroic: "What a pity, what a pity, Angry God General, Furious Father God, you two still underestimated my Lil's tenacity!"

"God has given me a great mission, and will make me endure the pain of falling in love with an ancient god who defies the heavens!"

"I, Lil, will never regret this life!"

He was full of ambition and righteousness, and although he spoke only from his heart, his aura and charm immediately conquered the angry Father God.

He looked at Lil, his eyes full of stars.

This man is so manly!

Licking his lips, the Furious Father God was about to step forward to enjoy the delicious food.

Unexpectedly, Mu's voice rang in his ears: "Wait a minute, Father God, you can't go up yet!"

"Why?" The angry Father God frowned unhappily.

"Have you forgotten your current identity? You are a little Nanliang!" Mu said coldly: "You are a girl, a girl! Be reserved! Do you understand?"

"Does Nanliang also need to be reserved?" The furious Father God was puzzled.

"Of course!" Pink-haired girl Karenina also said at the right time: "Girls should behave like girls. Not all men like nymphos. What if you are too nympho and scare Lill away?"

"Now that you say it... it does make some sense." Upon hearing this, the Furious Father God nodded silently and decided to be patient for the time being and enjoy the delicious food when the flowers are in full bloom and the moon is full.

Inside the tent, Mu and Karenina, who were controlling everything remotely, looked at each other and both felt that the other was extremely smart.

Hahaha, we will definitely not lose in this love brain war among these geniuses!

The first one to confess must be you, Lil!

"But I can't just stand here, can I?" the angry father god asked again.

After all, he has always been a proactive person. Making him stand here without moving is more painful than killing him.

"Of course, as girls, we must know how to show our charm, do you understand?" Karenina thought for a moment and suggested.

"Show your charm? How do you show it?"

"Of course, it's to show off your beautiful body! Stupid!" Karenina said anxiously: "I designed such a perfect body for you, show it off!"

"That's it..."

Feeling the urgency in her words, the Furious Father God no longer cared about her disrespect. Thinking of the dancing postures of the women he had seen before, he began to move.

He first grabbed his eight breasts and began to twist his body back and forth.

The eight huge thunders struck with a bang, up and down, left and right, up right and down left, down and down, left and left, right and up and up, making a strange sound like a symphony.

Lill's face turned paler and paler.

The eyes of the angry father god flickered. Could it be that he doesn’t like Da Lei?

What a troublesome man.

There was no other way, so the furious father god leaned down again, stroking his three-part legs with his hands, making a gesture that he thought was extremely charming.

The most amazing thing is that those tentacle-like feet of the ancient gods actually moved by themselves under his control, as if they were dancing.

As it squirmed, it made a rustling sound.

Lill's face suddenly turned seven or eight shades paler!

"What should I do? He doesn't seem to like it very much." The Furious Father God was anxious and shouted in his heart: "Fengshe, you are not unreliable, are you?"

"Oh, he is just unreliable!" Mu Shishi said, "Father God, the charm you displayed is too weak. You must let Lille know that you can use your amazing power to bring him happiness!"

"How...how do we do this? Use magic?"

"What magic? I'm talking about sexual happiness, not happiness, but sexual comfort. Do you understand?" Mu showed an expression that said he was a child who could not be taught.

"Does it mean that in the future, when you want to make him subdue you, you will have to use magic?"

"Oh, I have never bothered to use such means!" The furious Father God snorted coldly: "My strength is my confidence!"

"That proves how strong and powerful you are!" Mu continued to fan the flames.

"what should I do?"

"Look for any big trees, and then..." Mu Jili muttered a lot, and after hearing it, the angry father god's face flushed.

His ruddy complexion frightened Lille even more.

next second.

The furious father god snorted coldly and jumped onto a big tree.

Lill looked at him with a pale face, not knowing what this wild lady from Nanliang was going to do next.

The next moment, the furious father god took a deep breath, did a split, and sat down on the tree trunk.

Then he rushed down directly from the treetops.

And the towering tree was also split into two halves by him using a splitting fork!

It's a tree chop!

In order to prove his toughness, the angry father god used crotch-splitting to chop the tree!

After coming down, he licked his lips with satisfaction.

If he hadn't been wearing a green helmet, Lille wouldn't have been able to see his expression and would have probably fainted from fright by now!

Even so, Lille was frightened to the point of being almost speechless.

And this is not over yet!

The furious Father God squatted down, held down half of the tree with his dragon whip, grinned evilly, and began to spin madly!

The big tree followed his movements, twisting and turning in a spiral beside him, making a whistling sound!

It directly turned into a small tornado!

It's a bird turning into a tree!

In order to prove his strength, the angry father god used the bird to turn into a tree!

What is even more terrifying than the bird spinning the wheel is the bird spinning the tree!

This scene made Lille stunned.

He could already imagine what kind of sexual life he would lead next!

I could even feel a dull pain in my groin!

A wave of nausea rushed to his head. Lill turned his head and bent over to vomit: "Ugh!!!!"

Furious Father God: “!!!!”

He stopped the bird-turning-tree movement and angrily questioned the two little ones:

"What's wrong with you?"

"I'm going to make you sick to death here!"

"You two, are you deliberately trying to prevent me from being happy?"

"Ahhhh! If I lose Lil, Father, I don't think you'll need your ditch anymore!"

"Ah, this..." Mu looked at Karenina and felt something was wrong.

It's impossible. This furious father god has shown such charm, why hasn't Lille confessed his feelings sincerely yet?

It's impossible. If such a charming woman didn't look too weird and was from Southern Liang, Mu would have been attracted to her.

On the other side, Lille was kneeling on the ground, vomiting continuously.

Li Cheng's voice rang out: "Lille, you've come this far, are you going to give up just like that?"

"I...I won't give up."

Lill wiped his mouth and stood up.

His eyes were full of flames, which were powerful flames representing fighting spirit!

After paying so much, the ditch is filled with stuff, and my eyes have become so filthy that I am almost blind!

Now that things have come to this, he has made up his mind!

We must capture Miss Explosive!

Not only to win!

And she has to confess first!

"Master Angry God General, what should I do? How can I take down Miss Explosion?"

"Oh? Li'er, I feel your determination! As expected, you are the real hero!" Li Cheng smiled faintly and gave a thumbs up: "Then next, let me, your love strategist, help you to accomplish all this!"

"Okay, Lord General!"

"First of all, you have to praise Miss Baobaozi!" Li Cheng said calmly: "Girls all like to be praised, and Nanliang is the same!"

"Praise? Praise?" Lille was dumbfounded.

Miss Baobaozi, is there really any part of her body that deserves praise?