I'm not caught, so why do they say I'm an evil god?

He has a delicate face and is very fragile, as if he would cry for a long time if he was punched.

"Don't worry, there will be absolutely no problem." The Deep Eyes Witch explained her great idea: "After meeting Li Cheng, I will tell him that I am actually a man, but I have a cross-dressing fetish, so I disguised myself as a woman!"

"I recovered from my illness recently, so I became a boy again."

"Your husband is a normal man, he definitely doesn't like boys."

"This way, I won't ruin the relationship between you two!"

Liuli: "..."

Although I can't tell what's strange, I always feel that something is weird.

"Don't worry, I have such a brilliant plan, we have nothing to worry about!" The Abyss Eye Witch became more and more confident as she spoke.

Hahaha, what a great idea to come up with!

I do have the potential to become a wise general in the world!

"Well... okay." Liuli patted her shoulder: "Anyway, be careful along the way, and I'll wait for you to come back."

"Okay." The Abyss Eye Witch nodded and despised Liuli for 10086 times in her heart.

Oh, if you think I'm going to steal your husband, you're going to kill me and make me a Fijian.

Now that the danger is over, let me be careful on my way.

Haha, what a fickle woman.

But, this is normal...

If it were me, I probably wouldn't be much better.

She slapped her face again and opened the portal to the abyss.

"Then, stick to the bottom line, stick to the bottom line, and never fall in love with Li Cheng!"

"Absolutely not!"

"He's my best friend's husband!"

"Yuan Ye, you have to hold on!"

Thinking of this, the Abyss Eye Witch took a step and walked into the portal.

Behind the door, Liuli stared at her slowly disappearing back, feeling as if her home was being robbed.

"That shouldn't be the case. I can still trust her character."

"Ah."

……

After a dizzy feeling, the Abyss Eye Witch appeared in the treasure house of the Furious Father God.

"Hold on to the bottom line, hold on to the bottom line, I can do it, I can do it."

She muttered to herself and opened her eyes, and Li Cheng's handsome face came into her sight.

"hiss……"

The Abyss Eye Witch gasped and her cheeks suddenly turned red.

Damn, he's so handsome...

No, what are you thinking!

Yuan Ye! You can't do this, you can't do this, this is your best friend's husband!

She quickly shook her head like a rattle.

"Haha, this outrageous thing, what outrageous thing is it going to do this time?" Lilith the cat floated to Li Cheng's side and licked her paws.

Li Cheng, who was standing opposite her, was also amused when he saw her dressed like this.

Last time he dressed up as Hughes Dahl, and this time he dressed up as another man.

Why does this Abyss Eye Witch like to attack like a boy?

Moreover, her face is as red as a bubble teapot. Is she thinking about something dirty?

Li Cheng pretended to be facing a formidable enemy: "Hey, who are you, where is the Abyss Eye Witch?"

"Ah! Ahem." Yuan Ye coughed and suppressed the embarrassment in his heart: "Li Cheng, I am the Witch of Yuanyan, your wife's best friend!"

"Then why do you pretend to be a man?" Li Cheng frowned.

"Hehe, actually I am not pretending to be a man, but I am a man!" The Witch of Abyss Eyes began her great performance.

She put her hands on her hips, full of confidence: "I used to have a cross-dressing fetish, and always liked to pretend to be a woman! But now, as I get older, I have overcome this quirk and fight with my true face!"

"As you can see, this is my true form now!"

I believe your big-headed ghost... Li Cheng pulled the corner of his mouth: "Uh, you mean, you are a man?"

The Abyss Eye Witch nodded: "Yes."

Li Cheng was puzzled: "Then why do you call me Witch?"

The Abyss Eye Demon Goddess was startled. Oh no, I forgot about this...

But this witch of husband-raising is indeed a thing that defies the heavens. She rolled her eyes and snorted softly, saying, "Li Cheng, this is where you are wrong."

"Who said witches must be women? What makes you assume the gender of a witch?"

"I, the Abyss Eye Witch, am a male witch!"

As Yuan Ye spoke, he recalled what his mother had said to him.

She said her father was a male witch, and a very powerful one.

Mom wouldn't lie, so male witches must exist!

Li Cheng: “…”

He originally just wanted to have fun and tease the witch, but when he heard the words "male witch", he immediately got angry.

Bad memories come flooding back.

He narrowed his eyes: "Haha, Abyss Eye Witch Little...Brother, is your last name Wang?"

"I'm not your little brother. If we take our age into account, I can be your elder brother!" The Abyss Eye Witch stood with her hands behind her back. "Besides, my last name is not Wang! Why did you say my last name is Wang?"

"Haha, you're a man, but you usually disguise yourself as a woman, hide by my wife's side, and even become her best friend..."

Li Cheng walked slowly towards her, releasing murderous intent as he walked: "Who would believe you if you said your last name is not Wang?!"

Damn, I forgot about this!

The Abyss Eye Witch instantly broke out in a sweat.

It’s over, it’s over, I can’t clean it up now…

Damn it, you two, how can your brain circuits be so outrageous! You really don't leave a way for a normal person like me to survive!

The Abyss Eye Witch was so nervous that her little toe curled up.

She knew that if this matter was not handled properly, it would not just be her and Liuli who would be in trouble.

And it became Liuli and Li Cheng.

No, we must not destroy their marital relationship!

At the critical moment, Yuan Ye was quick-witted and his eyes rolled again: "Li Cheng, you don't know this. In fact, in addition to my cross-dressing fetish and my love for pretending to be a woman, I have another unknown fetish!"

"What hobby?" Li Cheng wondered.

"Actually... I'm still from Nantong!" The Deep Eye Witch put her hands on her hips confidently.

"Puff..." Lilith, who was eating watermelon on the side, spat out a mouthful of water.

What the hell?

Are you also the Angry Father God?

The Abyss Eye Witch, on the other hand, became more and more excited as she spoke: "Yes, although I am a male witch, I have a cross-dressing fetish and I am a lesbian, so I like to wear women's clothes and date boys. I know that this is not accepted by common sense. That, Li Cheng..."

"You won't look down on me, will you?"

"It's outrageous, really outrageous." Lilith Cat wiped her mouth, picked up the black tea with her paws and took a sip.

Oh, now I am immune to all poisons and will never be killed by these heaven-defying things again!

"Oh, I see~ Don't worry, I don't discriminate against gender. I will respect your gender even if it's the Armed Flame." Li Cheng nodded, then changed the subject and asked doubtfully:

"So do you usually pee while standing or squatting?"

"Puff puff..." Lilith Cat spat out another mouthful of water.

No, man, how did you come up with such a ridiculous question?

Is your brain circuit really the same as that of a normal person?

What the hell did I summon?

"Ah? You, you, your question is quite sharp..." The Abyss Eye Witch was about to explode.

She had never been asked such a ridiculous question in her life.

He suddenly turned red in the face, stammered, and was unable to speak.

"What's wrong, brother? Why don't you say anything?" Li Cheng raised his eyebrows and put his arm around her shoulders: "Could it be that you are lying to me?"

"I, how could I lie to you!" With his shoulders hugged, Yuan Ye felt his whole body go numb as if he had been electrocuted: "I, I am telling the truth 100%!"

"So are you squatting or standing?"

"I, I..." The Abyss Eye Witch felt that she was caught in a contradiction.

If she said she was squatting, it would prove that she was a woman, and that would be unfair to Liuli.

But if he said he was standing, it would mean that he was a real man. In that case, Li Cheng would become suspicious and suspect that he was the Wang next door.

Damn it, I can’t do this question, I can’t do it!!!

"Please speak!"

"me……"

"Come on, why are you so nagging?"

"I am, I am, I am..." The Abyss Eye Witch took a deep breath and said to herself: "I am half squatting, Li Cheng! Half squatting!"

"Wow, that's awesome!" Li Cheng immediately gave a thumbs up, then took out a bowl from somewhere and said, "Prove it to me!"

Yuan Ye:?

Next time, she:

No, man, what did you say?

You want me to prove it to you?

Prove what?

Prove that I pee while squatting?

you you you……

Don't go too far!

You can't be like this!

"Hurry up and prove it to me! I want to see if you are the Lao Wang next door!" Li Cheng snorted and held Yuan Ye's shoulders tightly.

Yuan Ye also felt weak all over, his feet felt weak, and he felt unwell all over.

Listening to the urging in her ears, she only felt that the thing called moral integrity was getting farther and farther away from her.

Looking at the shiny big bowl, she didn't know where to start.

If I give up now, all my efforts just now will be wasted.

If she continued like this, there would probably be nothing in this world worth her staying for.

At this moment, the Witch of Abyss Eyes remembered the novel she had read in the Sunshine Newspaper a day ago.

The name of the novel is "About the Love Story between an Unmotivated Master and an Overly Motivated Apprentice".