I'm not caught, so why do they say I'm an evil god?

The reborn witch, in disguise, appeared in the woods.

The mask she was wearing had several cracks and there were several small wounds on her cheeks.

Even his black suit was covered in dust, as if he had been in a long fight.

Behind her, a monster with a protruding belly, dirty mucus secreted all over its body, and sharp scales was wriggling and chasing her.

"Haha, don't run, don't run, come on, stay here, I will let you know the truth, I will let you know the true appearance of this angry father god!"

"Stay, stay, stay with me, the truth, I will give you the truth, hehe."

"It's not a gentleman's thing to keep chasing after a lady." The Reborn Witch took a deep breath and rushed towards the northwest Hengshui Camp.

"Damn it, that woman Yufei didn't tell me that there are such disgusting things in the Father God's territory."

She should have arrived at the Hengshui camp long ago, reunited with the True Mother Goddess, and started the mission of bribing Li Cheng.

But I didn't expect that as soon as I entered the Furious Territory, I would be entangled by this disgusting monster. The fight lasted for a long time and delayed me on the road.

"Well, no matter what, let's get rid of this thing first."

She groaned, her eyes filled with coldness.

……

On the other side, inside the Hengshui First Camp.

The army led by the Furious Father God has already assembled.

The entire Northwest Army,

Under the wise guidance of Principal Li Cheng, I tempered my will - which meant running with twins in my belly.

Under the careful torture of the pink-haired creature, they learned knowledge - that means dissecting each other after running to understand the body structure of the demons.

With the enthusiastic help of the golden retriever, they fought tenaciously - that was to say, after dissecting the body, they had to sleep on an electrified bed. As long as the bed board was slammed, all the demons in the room would scream in pain from the electric shock.

After the three people's hard work, this army was finally formed.

The cool shape makes it look like an invincible and powerful army.

The Furious Father God stood on the podium of the Hengshui First Camp, scanning his soldiers.

They were all naked, wearing only a pair of white briefs;

All of them had big bellies, and some of the demons had their intestines hanging out;

They all looked into each other's eyes, looking very smart.

There were also a few demons who looked like small leaders. In addition to their public appearances, they also put on cloaks with a portrait of the wrathful father god printed on them, with smiles like those of their homelanders on their faces.

You can tell at first glance that he is the most devout believer.

Very good, very energetic...bullshit!

The furious Father God's veins popped out and he was about to explode with rage.

After all, I am one of the Seven Gods of the Abyss, so why are my soldiers so abstract?

It makes me feel like I have no style at all...

The furious father god looked helplessly at Li Cheng standing beside him: "Rage, are you sure you want to let the soldiers go to the battlefield like this?"

"Of course not." Li Cheng smiled shyly: "If we go to the battlefield like this, it will not reflect the style of our furious army at all!"

"Phew...you scared me." The furious father god muttered, thinking that he was overthinking.

How could such a talented genius be allowed to send soldiers to the battlefield like this?

This isn't some test of courage.

"Ahem." Li Cheng coughed twice and clapped his hands: "Father, step out!"

"I'm here!" Mu stood up resolutely and stood at attention.

He also had the same cape with the portrait of the Angry Father God draped behind him, and he was also wearing a tights. The most amazing thing was that he had a pair of underwear with the portrait of the Angry Father God printed on it, which he had worn over the tights.

Seeing this scene, the Furious Father God suddenly had a bad premonition.

"Well, Fu Bao, tell me the truth, this——"

"Everyone!" Before he could finish his words, Mu shouted, "Stand at attention!"

The demon soldiers, who were originally scattered, suddenly stood in a neat and orderly square formation.

Mu looked at the soldiers he had brought up and smiled with satisfaction:

"Now, get dressed in armor!"

"Yes!"

At a shout, the soldiers unbuttoned their underwear in unison, pulling them gently so that the back was on top and the front was inside.

The Furious Father God then noticed that the inside of those underwear was printed with his own photo.

Holy shit, what kind of incredible operation is this?

The corner of his mouth twitched as he looked at Mu, only to see Mu gave him an expression that said "Awesome, right?"

It's like he's taking credit for it.

You turned my soldiers into this, and you still dare to take credit for it? The furious father was so angry that a flash of lightning suddenly flashed behind his head.

Wait, that is to say, for so many days, my face has always been the same as these demons' birds...

Damn it...

He was about to say something, but he saw tens of thousands of demons in the martial arts arena stamping their feet at the same time and shouting, "For the glory of the Wrathful Father!"

Then they put the taken-off briefs on their heads.

Neat and tidy,

Neat and tidy,

Neat and tidy,

At first glance, he is the kind of soldier who follows orders!

"I TM..."

The furious Father God was going to explode when he saw these demons playing bird-exposure games while wearing underwear with his own photo stickers on their heads.

He gritted his teeth in anger and made a hoarse sound in his throat:

"BYD, what are you doing?"

"How can you swear?" Mu frowned and looked at the angry Father God with dissatisfaction: "Swearing affects your status."

"How can I be so cool?" The angry father laughed arrogantly: "Father, I think it is necessary to advance the time for you, only for you."

What he meant was to refine Mu into a spiritual medicine and eat it.

In fact, the Wrathful Father God is very patient with every one of his subordinates. Even if they are incompetent, he will not criticize them too much, but will give them rewards and encouragement.

After all, in his eyes, these subordinates are thriving fruits, waiting for him to pick them.

This is like a cultivation game, he gradually turns these demons into the flavors he likes.

But his patience with Mu, this rebellious guy, is almost exhausted.

"Father, I don't like what you said." Mu snorted coldly, "As the saying goes, once a doctor, always a father. Have you forgotten the surgery I performed on you? Have you forgotten the tenderness we shared on the operating table?"

"Screw you, if you want to play, let's go to the front line together!"

The furious Father God kicked Mu into the square formation, then turned to look at Li Cheng, narrowing his eyes: "Rage, are you sure you want to let the soldiers go to the battlefield like this?"

"Father, you should look at the essence of the problem." Li Cheng said calmly, "Didn't you notice? These soldiers are willing to wear such dirty underwear on their heads. What else are they afraid of? This shows their bravery!"

Furious Father God: “…”

"They are willing to wear such a dirty thing just because of an order. This just shows their loyalty!"

Furious Father God: “…”

"Not only that, they were willing to wear these dirty things before putting them on. They wore them for half a month without changing them. This just shows their tenacity!"

Furious Father God: "Who the hell are you calling dirty?"

Li Cheng smiled awkwardly: "Father, Your Majesty, I said that the underwear with your portrait printed on it is dirty and filthy, not that you in the underwear are dirty and filthy."

The furious Father God's veins popped out and he raised his foot, wanting to kick Fury into the square formation, but he stopped himself in the end.

He squinted his eyes and looked at Li Cheng.

I'm not sure whether this guy really thinks it's reasonable for soldiers to dress like this, or if he's deliberately trying to provoke me so that I'll send him to the front line.

This is not the first time that the angry father god has failed to see through Li Cheng.

He called this phenomenon the duality of god and ghost of the Angry God.

"Oh, it's okay, go ahead, Fury, don't participate in today's general attack." With a sneer, the Furious Father God stepped forward and patted Li Cheng on the shoulder:

"Among the secret techniques I gave you a few days ago, there is a forbidden spell called Lightning Sword Attraction. From today on, you should study it carefully."

"This forbidden spell is a secret that I treasure. I give it to you so that you can make further progress in the future. Please don't let me down."

"..." Hearing this, Li Cheng hesitated for two seconds and pretended to be embarrassed: "I obey your order. I know your Majesty's painstaking efforts."

"Well, that's great. This Lightning Sword Induction is different from ordinary forbidden spells. You must seal your five senses when practicing it. I will cast the spell for you now, and you can go back and practice."

After saying this, the furious Father God lightly flicked his finger and stripped away all five senses of Li Cheng.

Seeing that Li Cheng had no intention of resisting, he stroked his beard with satisfaction.

Over the past few days, the Furious Father God carefully studied the previous defeats and indeed found some inconsistencies.

Those soldiers who participated in the fire raid seemed to be controlled by something and lost their ability to resist.

The Furious Father God didn't know what was controlling them, but he knew very well that controlling magic must be triggered through a medium.

Some use language to perform word magic, and some use visual hypnosis...

In any case, if you want to control someone, you must at least have a connection with that person.

At this point, since Li Cheng was suspected to be the traitor, sealing his five senses and preventing him from knowing any information related to the battle situation was the simplest way to prevent him from interfering in the battle.

“Well, Blood Rose, go ahead with the rage.” The Furious Father God waved his hand.

The Third Princess, who had been standing nearby, stepped forward, supported Li Cheng, and brought him back to the tent.

The Angry Father God stroked his beard with satisfaction.

Blood Rose and Li Cheng didn't know each other, but she had saved his life and he had his son in his hands. Her loyalty was at its highest and there was no need to worry at all.

What's more, after his five senses were sealed, even if Li Cheng wanted to contact her, he couldn't do it.

The Furious Father God was completely relieved and turned to look at Rui: "Okay, my military advisor, the command of the army is now in your hands. Um, by the way, let those idiot soldiers change into normal clothes!"

"Yes, Your Majesty." Rui bowed and appeared respectful on the surface, but his heart was filled with turmoil.

The Lightning Sword is not an ordinary forbidden spell. It is said to be a powerful magic that has existed since the birth of the abyss.

Ordinary people are not even qualified to see it, let alone practice it.

I have followed Bao Nui for so long but have not obtained this magic. I didn't expect that he would give it to Li Cheng.

And it was awarded in front of me.

Haha, Your Majesty, you have been very kind to the Furious General.

"Haha, Rui, this move of mine is pretty good, isn't it?" The Furious Father God stroked his beard and smiled happily. What he meant was that this move of controlling Li Cheng so that he couldn't participate in the decisive battle was pretty awesome.

But when it reached Rui's ears, it had a different meaning.

Over the past five days, he has been bewitched and tortured by Li Cheng, inciting negative emotions. The fact that he has been able to endure until now and not fall into depravity is an example of his extraordinary willpower.

But no matter how patient he was, he had reached his limit.

Hearing those angry words at this moment, I felt like my heart was being torn apart.

Father God, you are so calculating. You knew that I wouldn't dare to fight back, so you attacked me closely, right?

What a wrathful Father God! What a wrathful Father God!

"Haha, your Majesty's strategy is naturally excellent." He bowed.

"Hahaha, no problem. It's still a little worse than yours."