Are you worthy enough to listen to what I, Shura Armor, have to say?

But he doesn't have a girlfriend and seems to be a very typical emotional blockhead.

Everyone can see that he and team member Lina are very close to each other and have a mutual understanding of each other, so it would not be surprising if they start dating in the future. However, the two of them do not seem to realize this. Dagu does not even think that his feelings for Lina are love.

The most typical example is that one time Lina’s team member said she was going to meet her “boyfriend” Xiaomu - of course not a real boyfriend, but a dolphin who had a very good relationship with Lina.

Lina deliberately said it out loud for everyone to hear just to secretly observe Dagu's reaction and see how jealous this guy would be. At that time, even that straight computer geek Rui Ye had seen what Lina meant. Everyone urged Dagu to go up and say a few words to take down Lina. Guess what he said?

He talked to Lina about her boyfriend very naturally, and even said with a smile, "Team member Lina, when will you bring your boyfriend here to see everyone?"

Haha, Dagu, the poet of Wanquan tribe.

The result was that Team member Lina was so angry that her face turned green. She left the meeting room without saying a word and ignored Dagu for the whole day.

This person even thought that he had made Lina angry because he asked about her boyfriend too abruptly. After hearing that Xiaomu loved swimming very much, he bought swimming goggles as an apology to Xiaomu.

Lina burst into laughter after seeing this thing. She was too lazy to be angry with this wooden guy anymore. She just put the goggles on Dagu's head and took him to swim.

Afterwards, Dagu suddenly realized what was going on after knowing that Xiaomu was a dolphin, and said to Haotian that it turned out that the gift he gave was wrong, and he should have given food like sashimi.

Li Bai holds a spear - the poet holds it.

What does this level of love idiot know about love?

Besides, Haotian is a great god in the field of love, with a record of 1-0-2. No matter how you look at it, he is much stronger than Dagu, who was beaten 0-7, right?

Therefore, a professional love guru must be brave enough to make a judgment. This wave of problems is definitely not his problem!

Then it can only be that Dagu made a wrong judgment.

"Dagu, have you been reading too many romance comics recently?"

Haotian looked at Dagu as if he was a fool, guessing that it was his love brain that was taking over. You say Dagu is really something, if he had used this love brain on looking at Lina, the two of them would have gotten together long ago, why did he make up some unfounded things?

"Sister Haizi and I are simply sworn brothers. Don't always think that there are no pure feelings between opposite sexes. In this world, there are many other kinds of relationships between men and women besides lovers."

"Oh, no, Xiaotian, believe me, Miss Hailing definitely likes you!"

Dagu was a little anxious. He had always been an excellent student since he was a child. Because he was handsome and had good grades, he was often confessed to, but he had never been in a relationship.

But then again, even if you haven't eaten pork, have you ever seen a pig run?!

Japan is not Haotian's hometown next door, and there is no such thing as premature love here. When he was in school, at least one-third of the classmates were in love. Dagu thought he knew very well what the atmosphere was like for people in love.

He knew very well that this was the atmosphere between the two of them just now, and there was no doubt that Hai Ling ran out with a red face.

"Miss Hailing blushed just now because she was shy. That must be the case!" Dagu concluded seriously.

"You come again," Haotian sighed helplessly, "If you want to train me in the military, why don't you bring your talent in this area to Lina?"

"Lina? What does it have to do with Lina?"

Dagu didn’t understand why Lina’s name appeared here. Weren’t they discussing the topic of love? How could Lina’s name appear?

"Absolutely amazing"

Haotian covered his face, knowing that this guy would not be persuaded, so he could only argue from another angle: "Let's take a step back and say that even if Sister Haizi really likes me, I already have a girlfriend, who is Sister Haizi's best friend. She can't steal her best friend's boyfriend, right?"

"What happened?"

Dagu looked at Haotian strangely: "There are only two of them. Isn't it normal to date two people at the same time?"

What a normal big-headed ghost! ?

Haotian really wanted to accuse him loudly, but then he thought that it would be useless to accuse Dagu. After all, it was the old man Mefilas who did it, and no one knew which universe the old man had gone to.

In other words, this matter is really one of those where there is no evidence.

Damn it, damn Mephilas!

Haotian cursed the hateful Mefilas in his heart every day. The most disgusting thing about this old Deng was that although he had never done anything bad, he always disgusted him in various ways.

As it is now, everyone thinks that having a harem is nothing big, and it makes it seem strange that he is guarding Nan De.

Haotian knew that there was no way to talk about Nan De with Da Gu now, so he could only sigh and say: "Can you please stop caring about my affairs for now, and take care of your affairs with Lina first?"

"You're here again," Dagu said, feeling a little speechless. "So what does what we're talking about now have to do with Lina?"

"Hmm..." Haotian looked at Dagu with a strange look and said tentatively: "Dagu, do you think there is a possibility? I mean, if there is a possibility?"

"Actually, Lina likes you"

"Who do you like? Me?"

Da Gu was completely bewildered, countless universes flashing through his mind: "Team Lina likes me? How could I have such a dream?"

Did I just watch this episode of byd?

At this time, Horii, who was pretending to be working but had actually already focused his attention on the Six Nations Grand Enthronement Ceremony next to him, was silently complaining in his heart.

In fact, he had already completed the scan and was now waiting for the robot to automatically operate and take out the neutron bomb inside. When he was done, he saw Haotian coming and wanted to go up and say hello, and then Dagu started the operation.

As soon as Horii saw that there was gossip to listen to, he immediately shrank back and pretended to be a background board for fear of disturbing them. After all, this gossip cannot be interrupted, and if it is interrupted, there will be no fun.

Then he kept hearing Dagu asking them if they were boyfriend and girlfriend.

As a result, a little gossip made him discover a terrible truth.

That is, history will repeat itself.

"Xiaotian, have you been reading too many romance comics lately?"

Dagu looked at Haotian with the same eyes as Haotian at the beginning, "Lina and I have a purely colleague relationship. Don't always think that there is no pure love between opposite sexes. In this world, there are many kinds of relationships between men and women besides lovers."

"Oh, believe me, Team member Lina definitely likes you. Everyone knows it, okay?!" Haotian was a little anxious. How could Dagu not even admit this?

I absolutely just watched this episode!

Horii remembered that he had just seen exactly the same conversation, and the next plot was that Daigu began to make excuses for himself.

"Okay, okay, let's take a step back and say that Lina and I are colleagues. If I really pursue her, wouldn't it become an office romance?" Dagu waved his hand.

"So what? Captain Iruma Kei is such a good person, he definitely wouldn't stop you two from dating. Besides, does TPC have a clear rule against you two dating?"

"Pause!"

Horii's signature Kansai accent suddenly interrupted the conversation between the two people. They both turned around and looked at Horii, with some confusion on their faces.

""Horui? Why are you here suddenly?""

The two of them spoke in unison, but Horii didn't seem to want to give them an explanation.

After listening for so long, he finally understood. Although these two guys saw each other's affairs very clearly, they just couldn't figure out their own affairs.

If they continue to quarrel like this, they will only fall into a vicious circle, which will become an endless cycle of Xiaotian, Hailing likes you → Hailing doesn’t like me↓→no, she likes you → Dagu, Lina likes you → Lina doesn’t like me↓→no, she likes you.

It's like a Möbius strip that you can't escape from.

The biggest beneficiary of letting the two continue arguing like this might be the physicists, because they have discovered a possible way to create a perpetual motion machine.

Horii thought to himself that as the most educated and intelligent person here, he really had a lovely girlfriend now, and he had to end this cycle.

So, in the midst of this chaos, a plan that would satisfy everyone popped into his mind.

"I say, instead of continuing to argue like this, how about you two just go up and confess your feelings?"

Haotian: Huh? I'm going to confess my love to Sister Haizi, is that true?

Dagu: Huh? I'm going to confess to Lina, is that true?

Seeing these two idiots reacting in the same way, Horii couldn't help but cover his face.

But Haotian and Dagu also have reasons to say.

"No, Horii, you have to know that Sister Haizi is my girlfriend's best friend. No matter whether I succeed or fail, I can't escape death, okay? Do you really want me to die?" Haotian looked at Horii with horror.

"Yes, Captain Horii, Captain Lina is my training instructor. Even now, she still comes to me for special training from time to time. If I succeed, it's fine. But if I fail, aren't you pushing me into a dead end?" Dagu also looked at Horii with horror.

“No, absolutely not, not easily!”

The two of them spoke in unison, then took a half step back together, their eyes wide open as if they were filled with fear, just like Senior Tachibana.

However, Horii certainly thought that these two people would say this, so he prepared early on how to convince them.

He first pulled Haotian aside and asked, "Xiaotian, are you on good terms with that girl?"

This question confused Haotian for a moment, then he nodded: "Yes, Sister Haizi and I have a life-long friendship!"

"Then there won't be any problem if you play a little joke on her, right?"

"Uh... indeed."

"That's right," Horii nodded and continued to deceive: "Just think of it as being deceived for Daigu and Lina."

"Uh, what does this have to do with Dagu and Lina?" Haotian asked puzzled.

"Of course it matters. Look at Dagu. If you don't go, would he dare to go? If you go, wouldn't it be natural for you to take Dagu with you?"

Right, is that right?

Haotian didn't quite understand the cause and effect relationship between the two, but when he saw the other party's serious look, he always felt that what he said was right.

Seeing the other party like this, Horii immediately took advantage of the situation and said, "Xiaotian, just think of it as doing this for Daigu, okay? Confess to that girl!"

"Uh, uh, okay?"

Haotian was fooled.

Seeing that he had taken a city, Horii immediately took advantage of the victory and captured Daiko.

"Dagu, Lina is your teammate. Even if she really doesn't like you, she won't be angry as long as you explain it to her afterwards."

"Hey, Lina is not that stingy person, just believe me."

"Just think of it as being deceived for Xiaotian and that girl."

"Look, if you don't go, Xiaotian definitely won't confess his feelings, so only you can go with him!"

"Just think of it as Xiaotian's sake, and confess to Lina!"

Haotian and Dagu were completely fooled and confused after being deceived by Horii. They kept touching each other's heads, feeling that something was wrong, but they couldn't put it into words.

"Uh uh, Dagu, let me ask you, let me ask you..."

"Wait a minute, Xiaotian, wait a minute, I think this confession should be matched with 42-grade concrete."

"Uh... Anyway, anyway..."

The two pointed at themselves and said in unison: "I want to confess to Sister Haizi/Lina"

"You are going to confess your feelings to Miss Hailing/Team Leader Lina," the two said in unison, pointing at each other.

"Anyway...it's a deal?"

"A word is settled"

The two of them shook each other's hands and regarded it as an appointment.

On the side, Horii, who controlled everything behind the scenes, smiled but said nothing.

Volume 120: Chapter : Chu Hua: False Confession ≠ Unacceptable

Haotian didn't know how things had come to this point.

Well, he had to admit that he didn't quite understand what Horii said just now, but the other party said a lot and at great length, and it sounded very reasonable.

Then there should be no problem in doing what he says.

Horii is his good brother, so he would never betray him.

But then again, if you want to confess your feelings, does this count as cheating?

Logically speaking, he should report to Lixi, but Lixi is in a critical period now, and it would not be nice to disturb her at this time. But if he doesn't report, wouldn't he be guilty and cheating?

But he and Dagu had already made an agreement. If he gave up at this time, he would be ridiculed by the whole world.

Leaving aside the others, at least Ryosuke could laugh at him until the universe was destroyed because of this.

When the universe is annihilated and everything is destroyed, the first thing the next civilization will see when they arrive at the center of the universe is a mouth laughing and shouting, "Hahaha, Xiaotian, you're so cowardly that you dare not confess! Your dad is laughing to death!"

Damn it, is there no other way?

Haotian sat on the sofa in his living room with a melancholy look on his face, looking up at the sky and thinking about life.

Now he feels like a rice immortal who has eaten too much rice. His face is fighting with his heart. The first trial has opened and the original verdict has been upheld.

At the same time, Xiangzi, who was standing beside him, also looked up at the sky with melancholy.