Metropolitan System, you bastard!
To be honest, if everyone in this world wasn't a good person, Haotian would have starved to death on the roadside long ago.
This is all because of the problems with the Metropolitan System, this bastard system.
If this thing could really defend against aliens, it would be fine, and Haotian wouldn't scold it so much, but it seems that this thing has never played any role except defending against Haotian.
The people who love to fall into the machine have no physical body. They can just possess anyone and have a household registration. They are uncontrollable.
Saki and Obike, the two of them have lived longer than the creators of this metropolitan system and cannot be controlled.
The dinosaur brothers and sisters and the Naga people have technology that is more advanced than that of modern humans. They can just register their household registration secretly and cannot be controlled.
That old Deng from Mefilas is even more of a heavyweight. He treats the world like the Fiji Cup and is uncontrollable.
I won’t mention other heavyweights like Crow Man, Bug Brother, Robot Island, etc. No one cares about this stuff.
The only person it controls is Haotian, who is very law-abiding, never thinks about causing trouble, and is busy saving the earth.
You're just bullying the honest people, right?!
Haotian had thought countless times about finding an opportunity to go into the TPC base and destroy this thing. This thing was of no use to him except that it almost killed him and starved him to death. Why keep it?
But every time I would be persuaded by my own reason, thinking that after all, it was the hard work of the staff, what if it could be useful in the future?
So Haotian has been tolerating this broken system until now.
Until today, today, finally, finally...
He Haotian finally obtained a legal household registration!
Starting today, he can work wherever he wants! He can do whatever the hell he wants! He doesn't have to put up with that Metropolitan System anymore!
Haotian took on eight jobs in a row as if he had taken stimulants, working from four in the morning to nine in the evening without a minute's rest. When it comes to working, he is more American than any other American.
After working like this for two days, Haotian was forced to stop by Director Zejing.
Because Haotian was the adopted son brought back from the neighboring big country by Director Zejing at the household registration level, his age was determined to be fifteen after his bone age was measured, which was a little younger than Xiangzi who had just celebrated his sixteenth birthday.
However, the laws on the protection of minors in this world are quite strict. Minors are not allowed to work such long hours a week, otherwise they will be judged as unqualified guardians. The guardians will be taken to the police station for questioning and criticism and education. In serious cases, they may even be imprisoned for a few days.
Therefore, because Haotian was so excited, he finished a week's work in just two days. Director Sawai, the supreme leader of TPC, the man who created the world of Datong today
I was invited to the police station for tea.
Both parties sitting at the table seemed quite embarrassed. Director Sawai looked at the policeman opposite him, and the policeman looked at Director Sawai, and neither of them knew what to say.
Police: I'm here to criticize and educate Director Sawai? Really?
The two of them stared at each other for a long time. Only after Director Sawai said, "Comrade, please follow the procedure. I will correct my behavior," did the police dare to speak.
After experiencing this incident, Director Sawai tactfully but politely persuaded Haotian not to work in such a retaliatory way anymore, otherwise he might be locked up by the police next time.
Only then did Haotian privately tell Marseille that I knew I was wrong.
In fact, Haotian is not as short of money as before, because after confessing to Director Sawai, the director generously said that he would be responsible for Xiangzi's food in the future, and also said that he could prepare a position for the two of them in TPC. They don't need to punch in at work, just live a normal life. Salaries will be paid on time, and there are also five insurances and one fund.
To be honest, this thing is very tempting to Haotian. After all, to put it bluntly, this is a position where you can get paid without doing anything.
Xiangzi's family had been wealthy before, so he actually didn't think much of this little money, but Haotian had never seen such a good thing before, so he was immediately tempted.
However, in the end, they all refused.
After all, saving the world can never be quantified as a job. Once this is started, everything they do in the future will feel a little different.
Whether it is Haotian or Xiangzi, they both hope that what they do in their daily lives can be defined as "heroic acts". If they go a little higher, things will become very strange.
Like Da Gu, none of the serious members of the Victory Team asked for a better treatment after transforming into Ultraman to fight monsters, so naturally, the two of them didn't think they could do it.
The current level is just right. Xiangzi has a meal allowance to solve the side effects of monsterization, and Haotian has a household registration to get rid of this damn illegal household status. This is enough for the two of them.
As for the others, those who have hands and feet can earn it themselves. But for a guy like Xiangzi who has a high self-esteem and is a bit awkward, if you ask her to get money without working for it, she will probably just blush.
Now that he has obtained a household registration and no longer has to worry about Xiangzi's food money, Haotian feels that he has never been so relaxed. He is ready to do something he has been looking forward to for a long time - buying a gift for his girlfriend.
Yes, Haotian finally has some spare money to buy a gift for his girlfriend!
He and Lixi have been dating for more than half a year, and he has known Chuhua for almost three years. This is the first time he has money to buy them gifts.
In order to ensure the success of this operation, he even invited a military advisor.
"Master, you want me to help you pick a gift for your girlfriend, right?"
Chihaya Aine Tang smiled and scratched his head: "Hehehe, Master, you found the right person. I, Chihaya Aine, am known as the queen of cosmetics and a master in the field of fashion. You can go without me when it comes to matters concerning high school girls!"
Well, I came to you because you seem to be good at this kind of thing.
Haotian nodded silently in his heart, thinking that just as he expected, b pink-haired girl has this kind of personality.
In fact, at the beginning, the best candidate in his mind was Sister Haizi, because apart from his girlfriend, he thought that Haizi and Xiangzi had the best relationship with him, and Xiangzi was performing with the band next time and could not leave for the time being.
As for Sister Haizi...
Putting aside the question of whether the other party has a strong girlish look or not, Haotian has seen what she looks like when she goes shopping. She spends millions of yen in various clothing stores in a flash, and the money is spent faster than it is burned. The little money in his pocket cannot withstand her spending like this.
So he didn't dare tell Sister Haizi about it.
After passing these two, Haotian thought that although he knew many girls, there were not many girls with strong girlish charm.
He felt that the person who looked most like a human girl he knew should be Sister Nagasaki, not Long-term Shuangshi. The feeling she had was called a widow's feeling. Haotian was referring to her mother.
Let’s review the girl Haotian knew.
A member of the Nagasaki Suyo team, no one dares to compare with her ability as a pressure monster.
Team member Yao Lenai, do you want to learn about guitar? (She is a psychic cat who has infiltrated our group)
Team member Takamatsu Deng is a very cute penguin.
Members of Miaomeng team are working hard to operate the band’s official account to make money.
There is another one, I think...it should be Team Member Wakaba Mutsu or Team Member Motis (maybe, maybe not).
It’s not that they are not good, it’s just that they all play in bands, rock bands, you know, right?
It means that he has a more outstanding personality, more... uh, different from ordinary people.
Among these guys, Aine, the human form of the milk dragon, is already the most normal one. Even if you don't mind that she's a little bit weird, she's already a Brahmin-level person among ordinary humans. There will definitely be no problem in giving gifts to girls and asking her to do so.
"Speaking of which, Master, you have two girlfriends, right?"
Haotian and the pink-haired girl in a plaid dress were walking on the street. Tang smiled and elbowed Haotian: "Master, you are so mean. Lixi doesn't know about this yet, right? If you hadn't told me today, I wouldn't have known either. You really can't judge a person by his appearance~"
"Ahem." Haotian's face flushed, knowing that he couldn't explain this matter clearly: "Do you want to criticize me? That's fine, actually, I also think I am a scumbag."
"Huh? It's just something like this, not to the extent of being a scumbag, right?"
Aiyin tilted her head in confusion and counted on her fingers: "Let me do the math. You only have two girlfriends. You'd have to marry at least eighteen wives at once to be considered morally corrupt. And you haven't even gotten married yet, how can you be that far off?"
"This kind of thing isn't exclusive to the K region; it's common even in foreign countries. Master, you should have some common sense."
......
Haotian is too lazy to complain about this kind of thing anymore. Anyway, you Mefilas, let your horse fly.
"...Let's put that aside for now. What do you think I could give you as a gift?"
"Well, Lixi, I know very well that she likes pandas very much, but I don't know your other girlfriend, Master. How can I know what she likes?"
Aiyin looked at Haotian with a gossipy look on her face, and asked with a wicked smile, "Hey, Master, how about you introduce me to him?"
bFenmao is not just gossiping, she is gossiping with a strategy and purpose.
She still remembered that her good friend Miss Long-term Vegetarian liked Haotian. Aiyin thought that the two were a perfect match and she could try to bring them together.
So she asked this question intentionally to see what type Haotian likes, so that she could give Su Shi some advice later.
After all, Li Xi's personality is too different from Su Shi's. Aiyin feels that Su Shi can't imitate the other's feeling without trying hard. She can only see what kind of person this second girlfriend is.
Thinking of this, b pink-haired girl couldn't help but feel that her decision was really great. It would be no problem to confer the title of Saint Ain Bodhisattva. When Haotian and Nagasaki Sushi get married and have a child, the child will have her surname.
Can the other Sugar People do it!?
"Well...it's a little inconvenient for the other person."
Haotian couldn't help but avoid looking at the building next to him, where a huge poster of Sumimi was hanging. Looking at Chuhua who was smiling brightly in the poster, Haotian couldn't help feeling even more melancholy.
It's not that he doesn't want to make his affairs with Chu Hua public, it's just that it's not convenient for her career, and this is not the main reason. What is the main reason?
Chuhua felt that this kind of underground love affair that could not be made public was very exciting.
I can only say that some people really need to lie in bed together to see each other's true face, and Chu Hua is a typical example of this type.
Chuhua in Haotian's memory is such a good kid, considerate and with high emotional intelligence. Not only is he a popular idol, but he is also his angel investor.
Until that day Haotian was beaten by Chuhua.
Haotian, a masked hero, fifteen years old.
While he was still in the ambiguous stage with his official girlfriend, kissing, hugging and lifting each other up, he was having a lot of fun with his secret girlfriend Chuhua in private.
He himself didn't actually have that much, but Chu Hua was different. On the one hand, he was very strong, and on the other hand, he was a loyal dog who loved Hao Tian very much. Plus, he was usually under a lot of work pressure, so he would always come up with something that would amaze Hao Tian.
For example, Chuhua secretly took Xiangzi's clothes and sat on Haotian with a blue wig.
That’s fine, as a singer, Chu Hua can even do a little falsetto.
When she cosplayed Xiangzi, she even imitated her voice and quirks, and her various small expressions vividly. She also asked Haotian to call her Xiangzi during the process. Sometimes Haotian couldn't tell who he was holding.
This is so bt, brother. It feels like holding your own effeminate brother and mating with him, you know?
Oh, Xiangzi was originally a woman, so it’s okay.
The most important thing is that this is just the basic gameplay for Chuhua. Haotian doesn’t dare to talk about the more in-depth ones for fear that it will not pass the review.
Of course, Haotian didn’t have any opinion on his girlfriend’s XP system, he just hoped that she could be a little more restrained.
"Uh...how should I put it..." Haotian pointed to the poster beside him and whispered, "My girlfriend looks a lot like the guy with the yellow hair on the poster. What kind of jewelry or cosmetics do you think would suit her best?"
"Poster...isn't this Sumi's Hatsuka?"
Aiyin showed a look that seemed to see through everything: "I didn't expect that Master, someone with thick eyebrows and big eyes likes to fantasize too. I understand, I understand~"
As she spoke, Aine knelt on the ground with a rather exaggerated expression: "I'm fantasizing again. I imagine that Sumi-san Hatsuka is my girlfriend, and we spend every day at home making love. But because of her status, we can't make our relationship public...right?"
Woc, box!
Haotian was sweating profusely. Did this pink-haired girl get the script? How did she know everything?
"Wow Karimas~ Master, teenagers your age like this. Oh, I didn't expect that I could find the part of you that is more like a teenager~"
Aiyin, who already thought she understood everything, pulled Haotian into a cosmetics store that didn't look very high-end. "So, anyway, let's pick out some cosmetics here first. This is a place that Miaomeng personally recommended, so there's definitely no problem!"
Aiyin gave Haotian a thumbs up, then pulled his shoulder and walked into the cosmetics store. What they didn't notice was that behind them, a familiar-looking Miss Yue Zhisen happened to see the scene in front of them.
That's our comedian, the great Miss Nagasaki Suyo.
"That's... Xiaotian and Aine?"
Nagasaki Suyo frowned, then clenched her fists slightly angrily: "Why are the two of them together?!"
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py: It’s time for fanli again!
I can only survive in this world if they reject my confession
Summoning Humans and Heirs of Light 2.0: Chapter 200: This is also a kind of love element
Although Nagasaki Suyo doesn't look like a normal high school girl, in fact, her hobbies and interests are still very trendy.
For example, take Teacher Da Miao’s videos. Don’t be fooled by her appearance. She is actually very popular among female high school students.
People in Nagasaki Sushi's class often watch Teacher Da Miao's beauty videos. In order to cater to the topics of people around her, Sushi of course also watched these videos carefully.
Li Xi is really not interested in these things, not to mention people and cats. The only one in the band who is really interested in and understands these things is B Fanmao.
Of course, it was impossible for Nagasaki Motoyo to admit that she was on the same level as Chihaya Aine. Even though she was really interested in what Aine said and wanted to talk about this with Aine, she still had to maintain her role as a gentle and noble mother and could not talk about these things with Aine.
So, naturally, the innocent B pink-haired girl didn't know that Su Shi also liked these things, and it was even more impossible for her to imagine that Nagasaki Su Shi was right behind them.
Damn... what the hell! That flat-chested, pink-haired bastard! He was secretly shopping with someone else's husband!
Su Shi hid behind the two of them, biting her nails angrily.
How is she inferior to that pink-haired busty girl?! She's clearly better in terms of figure! She's clearly better in terms of taste! Even when it comes to comedy, Nagasaki Suyo is funnier!
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