Are you worthy enough to listen to what I, Shura Armor, have to say?

"Although I don't understand woc, I feel it's so fucking awesome. Xiaotian, please, tell me what to do?!" Stars appeared in Liangjie's eyes, and he felt that Haotian was so reliable.

"It's simple, isn't it? Just stand up from where you fell. Let me ask you, why aren't you Sayaka's boyfriend now?"

"Why...?" Ryosuke looked thoughtful. After a moment, he suddenly realized, "Because I lost the diving competition that day!"

"exactly!"

Haotian showed a teachable attitude: "Then why don't we hold another diving competition, and you become the champion in front of Sayaka?"

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhh! I see! Master, I understand!"

"Don't be too happy too soon," Haotian pressed his shoulders to calm him down. "You may not be able to get first place now. Hard training is necessary. The hardships involved are not something that ordinary people can endure!"

"Master, don't worry. For Sayaka, I can persevere no matter what hardship I face!"

There was a raging fire in Liangjie's eyes. He and Haotian were arm in arm, and the two of them were so excited that they almost set the house on fire.

"Okay, then let's start special training!"

"Yes!"

“The goal is the Guinness World Record!”

"it is good!"

"........."

Xiangzi looked at these two idiots and suddenly felt that his stomach was full.

Hello? Is this Earth Online's customer service?

I want to report that there are two human-machine people around me.

Volume 32: Chapter : A Diving Competition with Demons Dancing

A diving competition is not something that can be held just like that.

Organizing such an event requires a lot of manpower, material resources and time. Normally it is impossible to hold it suddenly.

However, all three things can be summarized into one thing.

Money, Daole, money.

As it happened, Ryosuke had quite a bit of wealth.

So, under the premise of his crazy and reckless spending, this inexplicable diving conference was finalized.

"Speaking of which, Ryosuke, have you thought about what the reward will be?" Haotian asked, crossing his arms across his chest.

"No, this kind of thing is okay, right?"

Ryosuke asked in confusion, "And the fewer people you attract, the better, right? After all, my goal is to be the champion, so I should avoid causing any trouble."

Unexpectedly, as soon as he finished saying this, Haotian hit him on the head with a crutch that he pulled out from somewhere.

"Woo, what are you doing?"

Ryosuke covered his head in pain, and when he looked up at Haotian, he was glared at by the latter.

"What's that expression on your face? What's that tear on your face? What's that weakness on your face?

Can these things help you break the world record!?"

"Ah...but my main purpose is not to confess..."

"What the hell are you talking about!?" Haotian angrily hit him on the head with his cane again. "Didn't we agree that the goal would be a Guinness World Record?"

"Girls have to chase and world records have to be broken, only then can they be called wholesome!"

"Uh...but..." Hearing this, Ryosuke was indeed a little moved. Over the years, pursuing the first place has become a subconscious reaction of his, which cannot be changed just by saying so.

Although pursuing first place isn't as important as Sayaka's, but if possible...

"It still doesn't work. I don't have that confidence."

Ryosuke finally came to his senses. He had already lost an opportunity because of his past mistakes. It was better to proceed steadily here.

Unexpectedly, Haotian suddenly squatted down.

"If you don't believe in yourself, then don't believe in yourself." Haotian patted his shoulder, and there seemed to be a raging fire burning behind him. It was a flame called hot blood.

"Trust me, trust me who trusts you! It's just a world record, let's just drill a big hole in it!"

"Xiaotian..." Ryosuke looked at his best friend in front of him, tears of emotion filling his eyes.

Although he is so old, he still wants to challenge his limits.

So, he threw his rationality to the back of his mind, revealed a resolute expression, clenched his fist and said, "Okay, I'll go!"

"Very good, this is the momentum!"

“Ohhhhhhhhh, I’m on fire!!!”

Looking at these two guys with flames burning behind them for no apparent reason, Xiangzi just thought they were noisy.

Also, why is EarthOL customer service so slow to respond? Why haven't these two bots been dealt with yet?

I want to report her.

........................

Therefore, in order to increase the difficulty of the competition and stimulate his potential to win the world's first place, Ryosuke spent a lot of money to promote this competition.

There are even quite generous rewards offered.

The winner will not only receive a lot of prize money, but also a limited edition red panda doll donated by Haotian.

It was the one he got from the claw machine in the amusement park. Hailing didn't want it because she heard it was a limited edition, so Haotian just put it in the prize pool.

Just as a bonus.

In the Internet age, with Liangjie's coin-throwing attack, this competition quickly spread widely.

Ordinary people were happily enjoying the show, but there were also many guys who were really eyeing the prizes.

Tokyo, RING

A beautiful girl with long hair and purple eyes, wearing a shop assistant uniform, checked her phone during her break.

The hot search that immediately popped up was the so-called diving conference.

"...Are people so idle these days?"

The girl couldn't understand the significance of this abstract thing. After much thought, she could only attribute it to plagiarism. Just as she was about to put down her phone and get back to work, she unexpectedly saw one of the prizes for the competition.

A super deluxe limited edition panda plush.

This doll can only be obtained randomly from claw machines in amusement parks. It is quite rare among panda lovers and can even be called a phantom-level existence.

To attract people... they actually came up with something like this? It's truly something to be reckoned with...

However, it is impossible for the girl to change her opinion just because of a panda doll, nor is it possible for her to run all the way to participate in the competition just because of a doll.

But, well...

"Let's take a quick look...I think it's okay..."

While speaking in disgust, the girl began to unconsciously look for the registration entrance.

………………

In K area, a high-end apartment.

The dinosaur brother and sister, who have completely evolved into a waste house, huddled in a messy dark room, living a life of drunkenness and dreams.

However, there is a problem bothering them now.

The two of them are out of money.

Because the Naga people have issued a death order that they will not be given a penny until they produce results, the brother and sister are now in a state of being cut off from food and supplies.

Their meals have dropped from bento to instant noodles, and then to rice with pickled plums. If they continue to eat less, they will have to rely on photosynthesis to survive.

However, if they were asked to continue invading the earth, they would not dare to do so.

It is impossible for them to work. It is impossible for them to work in this life. They, the dinosaurs, are the real overlords of the earth. How can they work for humans?

So, the brother and sister, who hadn't had a full meal for several days, could only stare at their phones.

"Brother...is there anything to eat?" Eva opened her mouth slightly, and it looked like her soul was about to jump out.

“I’m starving…”

"We've already finished eating... Let's stay hungry for a while, otherwise we'll have to think about working..."

Adam also looked exhausted, and those who didn't know him would think he was cosplaying as a man with kidney deficiency.

And at this moment, like a life-saving straw, the search for the diving conference was pushed to Eva's mobile phone.

"Hmm!" Eva perked up immediately after seeing this, patting her good-for-nothing brother: "Brother, look, if you win, you can get the money!"

"How can we, the great dinosaur people, bow down for a few pieces of silver?" Adam scoffed at this kind of competition, thinking that it was selling out one's dignity and acting as a clown to entertain humans in exchange for money.

He is a great dinosaur man, and he would never do such a thing as selling out his dignity!

"But they provide meals, and they're fine dining!"

"...Where can I sign up?"

The great dinosaur man surrendered, choosing to offer his soul to the Earth's haute cuisine.

Thank you, cooking.

Volume 33: Chapter : The Passion of Miao Meng

In order to break the Guinness World Record, Haotian and Ryosuke undergo hellish training in the swimming pool.

Although it sounds strange, these two guys are inexplicably motivated.

Thanks to Liangjie's already good physical fitness and Haotian's very professional guidance, they quickly reached the amateur first-class level and are currently sprinting towards the professional level.

......There are so many meaningless complaints that Xiangzi is too lazy to continue complaining.

But she still wanted to ask, why did Haotian seem to know everything just like Tom Cat?

If he were to form a band, he could play any instrument. Xiangzi once listened to him and felt that his level of play on every instrument seemed to be above professional level.

He also learned a lot of strange fighting techniques when fighting. The techniques he taught Xiangzi when they were training were very useful, but they did not look like any kind of fighting style at all.

The crepe king who can make a fortune by just setting up a stall seems to be a professional if he is asked to dive now.

No, it’s true that there’s nothing he can’t do except giving birth to a child, right?

Xiangzi really couldn't understand it, because she remembered Haotian said that he was an orphan before and was only fifteen years old this year. Normally, he would not have the opportunity to learn these things.

He can't be some kind of alien, and these things are inherited genetically, right?

This is too outrageous.

So, in order to solve this doubt, Xiangzi took the time to ask Haotian.

Faced with this question, Haotian answered as follows.

"Uh...I don't know."

Xiangzi:?

"Don't worry, let me worry first"

Haotian was obviously used to this reaction and responded calmly: "I really don't know what's going on. I only know these things because I have a general impression of them in my mind.

It's not that you know it all by heart, but you have a vague impression of everything. As long as you think along that impression, the subsequent things will gradually emerge.

I feel like I know most things...but other than musical instruments, I'm completely clueless about art, like painting."

After hearing this, Xiangzi thought for a long time, and finally asked: "Xiaotian...Have you ever thought that you might not be from Earth?"

Xiangzi has wanted to say this for a long time, there is no earthling who looks like him. Apart from looking a bit like an earthling, Haotian is more like a Saiyan in other ways, okay?

The aliens are like this because they were taught in their basic education to kill people on sight. They were originally here to invade the Earth, and their brains were damaged, so they think they are Earthlings and become like this.

This makes much more sense than him being a mentally ill Earthling.

After hearing this question, Haotian's brain immediately began to calculate.