Are you worthy enough to listen to what I, Shura Armor, have to say?

"The health bar is at the bottom. The health bar is at the bottom. There is hope, there is really hope!"

"The most promising episode, rush forward to deliver the final blow! Jixian County!!!"

When the light shines above Haotian's head

"Passed! Passed! Wuhu Wuhu, finally passed... Why the fuck is there a red dot on his head? Why the fuck did I get into CG?"

"There's a fucking second stage! Here comes Cao Cao!!!"

Then he died.

Now, the two men defeated the prison master with their elbows and sat up from the incubator.

"..."

Eva still looked a little bit unacceptable, but Adam had already started putting on his clothes with an expressionless face.

I'm used to it, so let it be.jpg

"Brother...how many times have we been killed?"

After a long while, Eva suddenly asked.

"I send out a monster once, this is the third one."

"Oh......"

Eva put on her clothes silently, still a little dazed, as if she was drunk and looked a little dizzy.

Adam was already used to it. He stood up and picked up the coins and the latest and strongest monster capsule beside him.

The Naga people no longer wanted to talk to these two annoying things, so they simply threw away their wages and capsules.

The salary was only a little bit, barely enough for the two of them to eat for two or three days. If they didn't invade the Earth and didn't find a job, they would starve to death sooner or later.

But for the two of them, it would be better for them to starve to death than to challenge the masked hero again.

Yes, the new monster will definitely be stronger than the previous one, and it can even kill the second stage of the masked hero, but who knows if this thing has a third or fourth stage?

Not to mention the trophy, there are also Ultraman Tiga and the Naga people's experiments. With this lineup, whoever comes will die. Isn't Naga the god of the universe? Why doesn't he come up to fight?

It's crazy.

However, despite thinking this, Adam still honestly put the capsule away. After all, this thing seemed to bind the two of them. If someone picked it up and released a monster, they would still die.

It’s too scary. It’s safer to keep it to yourself.

"Eva, let's go."

Adam waved his hand to greet his silly sister, and Eva blinked in confusion: "Brother, what are you doing?"

"surrender"

Eva: “?”

………………

In an ordinary cafe in area K

Miao Mengqin looked at the two very formal dinosaur men in front of him and really didn't know what to say.

A few days ago in that hotel, she left her contact information to these two guys with the mentality of giving it a try, but she didn't expect that they actually showed up.

To be fair, the dinosaur brother and sister can indeed be considered good seedlings. They can eat well, look good, and are rare bloggers with brother and sister attributes. As long as they are hyped well, they will definitely become popular.

That's right...

"I've already said that our requirements are very high."

“That’s right, we’re super expensive!”

[Yabai... Looks like he's going to rip me off...]

Miao Meng looked at the two of them with a headache. If possible, she hoped to gain as much benefit as possible, but the two people in front of her had wisdom in their eyes, and they didn't look like they were easy to fool.

【There is no other way, try to lower the price as much as possible】

Miao Meng looked at the two very smart people and first quoted an extremely unreasonable low price. She knew that this price would definitely not be accepted, but she could test their bottom line.

Unexpectedly, the two of them just thought for a moment, and then asked a simple question: "Is the meal provided?"

Miao Meng was a little puzzled. How could a food broadcaster let them not have enough food? Shouldn't they usually ask if it would be too much for them? But she still answered truthfully: "Of course I will."

"Okay, I'll sign!"

"I also want to join Sister Miao Meng's plan!"

The brother and sister signed the contract quickly, fearing that the other party would go back on their word, which left Miao Meng stunned.

What's the deal with these two people?

Hasn't she seen this trick before?

But... being able to sign two very promising newcomers at such a price should be a profit, right?

In this way, the dinosaur brother and sister officially joined the invincible Meow~Dream~Kin~ and began their blogger career.

Volume 43: Chapter : Where is my apprentice? I ask you, where is my apprentice!?

Haotian and his friends played together until the evening. Haotian was very happy, Hailing was very happy, and little Mu was spinning his head in circles, as happy as a cucumber that had just been watered and basked in the sun.

Only Li Xi, the protagonist, was not so happy.

For a moment, she felt that she was not leaving the hospital, but a funeral home.

The three men pulled her coffin and took her to dance wildly on the grave. She had never felt so excited when she was thrown down nine times by the powerful Tiga.

She endured the thought of jumping off Mount Everest. After all, high-altitude dancing was not that uncommon. At least she had let Xiangzi experience it when she turned into a monster, so she could just consider it as retribution.

She can tolerate playing "You're Better Than Me" in the deep sea. She has beaten Xiangzi and Tiga in the deep sea. This is much more outrageous than playing "You're Better Than Me", but it is not unacceptable.

But what kind of cosmic being came up with the fucking "don't laugh on the moon" challenge!?

Is there anyone among you who has the jade syndrome and is preparing to be one of the top 100?

Is this something a carbon-based creature could do? Are these three people actually from Earth?

Also, these three people have such high sense of humor. Why was she the only one who kept laughing when Haotian was doing stand-up comedy?

Now her face is covered with little turtles, and it is painted so densely that she has turned from a Japanese into a French person.

At night, in front of Lixi's house.

Li Xi washed his face angrily, crossed his arms over his chest, and said to Haotian, "Toyokawa Shoko... I think I understand what happened with that woman. It's really something she can't tell us."

He was transformed into a monster and is now fighting against aliens together with the masked heroes...

This kind of plot, which is like a prime-time special feature film broadcast at eight o'clock in the morning, would be unbelievable if Li Xi hadn't experienced it himself.

But there's nothing we can do about it, because it seems like Shiina Riki has become the boss of a unit in "The Insect Hero Xiangzi"?

Now you have to believe it even if you don't want to.

"But even if there's no way to explain it, there's no need to not even meet, right?"

"Anyway, she's almost finished meeting the former crychic people now, so people like Su Shi don't matter. But Deng, she, Toyokawa Shoko, must take responsibility!"

As Li Xi spoke, he took out two tickets to the aquarium and handed them to Haotian. Haotian glanced at the price. These tickets were not cheap. Even based on his sales, he would have to set up his stall for at least three days to buy one, let alone two.

Relying on the information obtained from Hailing, Lixi usually earned her pocket money from working part-time. It would take a long time to get these two tickets, but she didn't seem to feel any pain at all.

But Haotian couldn't just accept it like that: "This is not good, how about I transfer the money for these two tickets to you? Fengchuan also has the salary I pay her, so..."

"No need. I know she's short of money right now, so if Deng has any expenses, she can tell me and I'll pay for her. I'd rather say I have to pay for Deng!"

Li Xi was not shaken at all and said firmly: "I can find a way to deal with the money, but the lights must be fixed!"

Ancestor, is it you who fell when the person named Deng fell?

It was the first time that Haotian had seen such a situation. A person asked one of his friends to comfort another friend. This kind of thing could actually be like a dog paying money to let the goddess's male god accompany the goddess.

It's really breathtaking.

He couldn't help but be curious about what the band called crychic was like during its heyday, and what kind of masters these girls in the band were.

It’s a pity that I can’t watch it, after all, crychic is gone.

Stunning.

Thinking about it this way, it seems that the space invaders deserve to die even more. It's all their fault.

Damn, for crychic, he must increase patrols tonight!

"Okay... I'll tell her." Haotian accepted the ticket and prepared to transfer the money to Sister Haizi later, asking her to find a way to invite the ancestor again. He also decided to increase patrols, and then left holding Mu's hand.

"Sister Haizi, may the ancestor have a good night's sleep. Bye."

"Oh, Brother Tian, ​​you have a good trip too."

Hailing didn't seem to notice anything was wrong and watched them walk away. It was Lixi who realized something was wrong: "Wait a minute, Hailing, are you planning to sleep with me tonight?"

"Yeah, it's not the first time, what's wrong?" Hailing responded as a matter of course.

"what?"

What's wrong... Sister, didn't you see that they were holding hands?

Isn't it a good opportunity for you two, a single man and a single woman, to go home together late at night to improve your relationship?

Now the chance has been given to that heartless leader, just wait and cry!

Li Xi was so disappointed with his friend that his little hands began to unconsciously rub the panda doll that he had always treasured and hidden in his arms.

"I remember your home is a little further away...why don't you want Haotian to give you a ride?"

"That's too much trouble, Brother Tian. I can just squeeze into your bed. It's not a big deal."

"...Then aren't you worried about Ruoye Mu? They're even holding hands!"

"We're all friends, what's the big deal?"

Hailing looked at her sister strangely, as if she was a little suspicious that she had a fever. After confirming that she was fine, she walked towards Lixi's house and said:

"It's so late, if you have nothing to do, go back first. I heard that there are crow-headed monsters that are catching people recently. If you accidentally encounter one, you will have to trouble Brother Tian. I'm sorry."

Looking at his wooden sister, Li Xi was so angry that he almost tore the panda doll in his arms into pieces, cursing in his heart

Just stay with your crappy brotherhood with him for the rest of your life, and when Haotian is taken away by that purple-eyed idol named Doloris who came out of nowhere, then you can just wait to cry!

However, although he was very angry, Li Xi didn't really want to see his sister lose to Huang Mao.

Apart from Haotian, Li Xi couldn't find anyone else who could control a girl like her Hailing who was both talented in literature and martial arts and extremely cool.

Apart from the protagonists of special effects dramas like the masked hero, there is absolutely no other person in the world who is worthy of her Hailing, okay?

Since Earth OL's excellent matching mechanism matched the two of them together, then she, Shiina Riki, has the obligation to provide assists to them!

Thinking of this, Li Xi looked at the pitiful panda doll in his hands and made up his mind.

........................

"Little Cucumber, listen carefully. The promotion of our Qinglong Volunteer Study Group depends on the length of community volunteer activities and the final deviation value."

"Yes, Master."

"Anyone who does good deeds will be rewarded with a small red flower based on the signatures of those they helped. If anyone does something bad and is complained about, their small red flowers will be deducted. At the end of the year, the person with the most small red flowers will receive the honorary certificate of [Advanced Member]."

"Is that so? I see."

By the park, Haotian is teaching his little cucumber disciple how to be an excellent gang...study group leader.

As mentioned before, Haotian is the only one who is in charge of all the bad boys in Tokyo. He was not joking, this was true.

When he first crossed over, he received a lot of favors from everyone in Region K, and he wanted to repay them.

It happened that at this time, he found that there were many unruly teenagers wandering around the streets all day long, harassing everyone every day, so he stood up very readily.

Although Haotian didn't have the Shura Armor at that time, why would he and a few other thugs like Fu Ru need it?

Just kidding, if you replace the small thug with a life-sized Kyrie Irode, he will still elbow him!

He elbowed all the way from K area to Shimokitazawa, elbowed all the gangsters in Tokyo, and also chopped down a few Bad people on the way.

When he came to his senses, he seemed to have become the biggest gangster in Tokyo, and even had strange titles like "K-area Elbow Dragon".

So he made a drastic reform to the small gangs in Tokyo, focusing on adjusting the conflicts between the small gang areas, and grasping the main and secondary contradictions of the small gangs...