"I'm coming"
Mefilas suddenly appeared, and looked at Haotian with a suppressed smile: "Mr. Summoner, is there anything I can help you with?"
Damn it, it was definitely you, the alien old man, who did this!
Haotian had just guessed that someone must have made a wish to turn them into what they are now. Seeing Lao Deng's evil smile, he immediately confirmed that it must be him who did it. So he grabbed Mefilas's collar in anger and said, "How dare you say that? Change them back to normal right now!"
"Ahem, don't get excited."
Mefilas raised his hands in surrender, indicating that both parties could sit down and talk again, but Haotian had no intention of sitting down and talking with him. He just stared at the other party, as if he was about to eat him alive.
Seeing him like this, Mefilas could only sigh helplessly: "Okay, okay, you are here for that band thing, right?"
"You know this already, why don't you just cancel that wish for me?"
"But this is a wish someone made to me. I can't just cancel it casually." Mefilas said innocently: "Go find the person who made this wish and ask her to withdraw it, and I will naturally cancel it."
"Who made this wish then?!"
"I can't tell you that. This is the customer's personal privacy. We are a legitimate business and will not disclose the customer's personal privacy."
Haotian finally couldn't help it, clenched his fist as big as a casserole and pointed it at Mefilas: "Then do you believe that I will beat you to death with one punch?"
"Then hit me." Mefilas stretched out his head, as if waiting for the man's choice. "We have an old saying on Mefilas planet: breaking trust is worse than death. Things that have been agreed upon will not change here. You asked me to disclose the privacy of my clients, you might as well just kill me."
BYD is very principled.
Haotian let go of his hand in frustration. He knew that this was the fault of the person who made the wish. Mefilas was only acting according to the contract. He couldn't really take his anger out on the other party, so he could only continue to ask:
"No, I just don't understand why you insist on hypnotizing everyone in our world. You clearly know you can't hypnotize me, but you still do this. Can't you just send that wish-making guy to a parallel universe and be done with it?"
"That won't do. We Mefilas have been pure love warriors for generations. If my people found out that I was helping others find meal replacements, I would be laughed at for ten thousand years when I return."
Mefilas said sternly, "We will always stick to the pure love route. We will not engage in meal replacements, clones, parallel worlds, time travel, or anything else that might cause discomfort to pure love warriors. Please rest assured, wishers!"
"But you're the one who caused me to break up with my girlfriend in this situation, you bastard!" Haotian became angry.
Hearing this, Mefilas' eyes widened in surprise: "Impossible, you actually found a girlfriend before I used hypnosis!? Absolutely impossible!"
"What's it to you whether I have a girlfriend or not?" Haotian's face flushed red, and he became angry and embarrassed: "If you really want pure love, then find a way to turn my girlfriend back!"
"Uh...I'm sorry, I really didn't consider this."
Mefilas really didn't expect that Haotian could find a girlfriend, so he could only touch his bald head and apologize: "Well, let me help you get your girlfriend back first."
"Oh, that's good." Haotian breathed a sigh of relief. As long as Li Xi didn't break up with him, he could still calm down.
"But you may have to wait a little while. It will take some time to amend Japan's laws," said Mefilas.
"Huh? What does it have to do with Japanese law if you help me turn my girlfriend back?"
"Of course it does," Mefilas explained, "You already have a wife, so adding a girlfriend would make two wives, wouldn't that be strange? So, why not just change it to a system where you can marry ten wives?"
Mefilas waved his hand, and this law quickly passed through the minds of everyone in the world except Haotian. Then he said to Haotian proudly: "OK, problem solved, now you have two wives."
"What the hell is this?"
Haotian looked at the other man's smug face and was so angry that he overturned the whole table: "I want my girlfriend, not two wives!"
"But this is what the wisher wants, right?" Mefilas said helplessly, "Until she withdraws her wish, I can't make you stop being her partner. And based on the principle of pure love, I can't replace you with any other meal replacement."
"Your pure love is bullshit! How can there be any pure love between a man like me and two wives?!"
"What's wrong with that? On our planet Mefilas, even if a person has a hundred partners, as long as the feelings between them are sincere, it is pure love," Mefilas said seriously.
"This is called pure love harem"
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ps: This paragraph can also be banned, the reviewer is also a god
Volume 93: Chapter : Interesting Stories in K Area: Beating the Great Demon
This Gouba Laodeng is really a must-have.
Haotian was so angry that his veins were throbbing, but he had no way to deal with this old man of the universe, so he could only go back to find the person who made the wish.
To be honest, he has no idea about the person who made the wish. Normally, the person who made such a wish is either a former member of crychic or a fan of crychic.
But if he was a fan, how could he possibly let a man like me join the team?
So definitely not a fan.
That leaves only five suspects left.
Cucumber, Deng, Fengchuan, Sushi, and Lixi.
First of all, we can definitely rule out Little Cucumber, because if Little Cucumber made such a wish, she would definitely tell Haotian in advance, and it is absolutely impossible for her to do such a thing without his knowledge.
Fengchuan and Lixi are not big suspects. Haotian knows them both. They have no intention of reviving crychic. Fengchuan is already tired enough from filling in the lines at school every day and helping him prepare materials at home. How could he possibly think about playing in a band?
There is no need to say more about Li Xi. How could she be so arrogant as to give her boyfriend to another woman as her husband?
The only ones left are Su Shi and the child named Deng. Haotian feels that Nagasaki Su Shi is unlikely. Although she really seems to want to reorganize crychic, Haotian can't find her motivation to marry him.
Could it be that she has a crush on me?
Impossible, absolutely impossible!
They have only met a few times in total. If he could fall in love with her, he would be a god. Even his pink-haired student wouldn't dare to imagine such a thing.
A professional summoner must be brave enough to make a judgment. The culprit of this wave must be the girl named Deng!
However, even if the suspect was temporarily identified, Haotian did not dare to go back to RING.
Because that place was so scary. Nagasaki Suyo alone was enough to take his life, and now with Li Xi added, with the two of them attacking him together, he didn't know where his way out was.
It’s better not to make an enemy of that kind of (black hole) power.
So Haotian could only wander around the street. Although he didn't know what he was walking about, he decided not to go back if he could.
On the big screen on the busy street, Aiyin, wearing a pink dress, seemed to be walking on the runway, and after that there seemed to be her exclusive interview and guitar solo.
"As expected of you, you actually made such a wish..."
Haotian looked helplessly at the pink-haired girl above. He knew at a glance that this guy had made a wish to become a big star, just like the fox god next door. Fortunately, there was no damn law of conservation of happiness on their set, otherwise she would soon be called over by a raccoon cat with a katana to atone for her sins.
Moreover, his clothing style is really hard to describe, it really reaches a certain level.
Two days later, she realized her mistake when she cried and asked the alien Lao Deng to help her cancel her wish.
Haotian was sure that Aiyin couldn't hold on for much longer, because he had seen Chuhua at work. A real big star had to do much more than the little pink-haired girl imagined. Just dealing with all kinds of paparazzi and internet workers was enough for her.
For example, there is a fake cat internet celebrity who is already old but still imitates other little girls to pretend to be a cat and cheat money.
"Ahhh...it would be great if I could have the chance to work with Ms. Chihaya. The number of views has been getting lower and lower lately."
Not far away, Miao Meng was sitting on a bench looking at the big screen with a melancholy look on her face. Next to her were Adam and Eva carrying a camera and lighting.
Things haven't been going well for the trio lately.
It would be better to say that ever since the dinosaur brother and sister's account became a memorial account, the lives of the three sisters have been getting worse and worse.
It’s not that Miao Meng’s ability to gain popularity has declined. On the contrary, her account is in a stable growth period. The drum learning video she started not long ago has attracted a wave of fans, and her fan base is increasing rapidly.
The problem is that we spend more than we earn.
The dinosaur brother and sister ate too much. In addition, after the incident on the Robot Island, the Naga people, who were no longer restricted by cosmic laws, completely gave up on them and planned to come to Earth to taste the food themselves. Therefore, they no longer provided them with any funding.
Now all the expenses of the three sisters depend on Miao Meng alone. As a semi-working person, Miao Meng also needs to pay some money to her elderly parents at home every month. The layers of deductions have almost drained Miao Meng's small treasury.
Being a blogger is different from having a job. It is impossible to guarantee a fixed income every month. Recently, the income situation is relatively good. If the income is not so good next month, Miao Meng will either take business orders against his conscience to make a living, or do odd jobs or eat dirt.
This is not impossible for Miao Meng to accept.
Are you kidding? She is a big internet celebrity after all. The fact that she has to work part-time because she can't afford food is really too abstract.
Needless to say, he is making a living by going against his conscience. Adam and Eva's merits have almost been deducted. If Miao Meng abandons his conscience again, the three of them will probably go to the same animal realm in hell in the future.
Miao Meng thought that it was bad enough that she met these two living fathers when she was alive, and she couldn't die with them if she died.
Originally, in the world line where hypnosis was not used in Mefilas, they still had some hope. The commercial band that they were going to form with Xiangzi was in the planning stage and had also attracted a lot of investment.
But once Mefilas used hypnosis, since Xiangzi did not disband crychic at all, and did not recruit Oblivionis's Ave Mujica who could play the piano, get sponsorship, compose music, coordinate team members, bring in Chuhua team members and Cucumber team members, and build a world view, it now only exists in the plan and it is impossible to expect to make money from it.
So Miao Meng can only support these two evil beasts to make a living now, which is miserable.
"Sister Miao Meng, isn't it possible to fulfill wishes recently?" Eva looked at the dejected Miao Meng and suggested, "Why don't we just ask him for a lot of money?"
"Fool!"
Miao Meng knocked Eva on the head, and the latter covered the place where she was hit with grievance. Miao Meng ignored the other party's tearful eyes, put his hands on his hips and said angrily: "Listen carefully, idiot, praying is something that only idiots and egoists would do. If you don't create something with your own hands, even if you really get it in your hands, it will only make you uneasy and you won't get any satisfaction."
"But it seems those people's wishes have all come true," Adam whispered. "Aren't they all very happy? Maybe the Mefilas really are gods. How about we give it a try?"
"You should reflect on this too!"
Miao Meng mercilessly punished Adam, muttering to the brother and sister with two large bumps on their heads: "It's really stupid to pray to God to make your wishes come true. Besides, there are no gods or saviors in this world. It's just that you are blinded by your own greed and wishful thinking."
"Sister Miao Meng, you are so old-fashioned. You are obviously not even older than us, yet you act so maturely." Adam complained. His physical age is about 30 years old, while Miao Meng is only 20. In theory, he is Miao Meng's older brother.
"That's right," Eva, who was physically 25 years old, echoed.
"Who are you two bastards calling old?!"
Unable to bear it any longer, Miao Meng pressed the temples of the two bastards and drilled their foreheads with the strong phalanx of his middle finger, making the dinosaur brother and sister make sounds like slaughtering pigs.
Well, they are both pigs.
"Hey, Miss Meowmeng"
Haotian, who was not far away, noticed the trio. Upon hearing the familiar voice, the dinosaur siblings immediately widened their eyes and shrank behind Miao Meng like a cat seeing a mouse.
Too bad, it’s the masked hero, we are so spicy!!!
The dinosaur brother and sister never dreamed that they would meet Haotian here, so they could only hide behind Miao Meng and tremble. Miao Meng looked at the two guys behind him speechlessly, thinking that they had offended Haotian at some point.
The two of them have been courting death for a long time and are used to it.
"It's Mr. Haotian, long time no see." Miao Meng still remembered that she had seen him at the hotel before, so she started to smile as usual: "Good morning, Miao Meng, Miao Meng~ Please call me Miao Meng dear~"
"Okay Miss Meowmeng, speaking of which, are you looking for something interesting?"
Of course Haotian saw the dinosaur brother and sister, but he didn't pay attention to them.
The reason is that in his eyes, the dinosaur brothers and sisters had already died.
Adam was beaten to death by him and Tiga when they met for the second time, and Eva was beaten to death when they met for the first time.
After that, although the dinosaur brother and sister were beaten to death several times by Haotian from their perspective, the actual situation was that the two of them had been hiding inside the monster. Haotian always thought that he had only killed the monster and did not care about the two of them at all.
Therefore, Haotian did not know that the two of them would be resurrected, and were beaten to death by him several times.
Even if you ask him now who the dinosaur people are, he may not be able to remember them. After all, in Haotian's opinion, these two people are too weak and are just treated as minions when fighting monsters.
Do you specifically remember what a soldier that spawns in the enemy crystal looks like?
Anyway, Haotian can’t remember.
So even though he felt familiar with the two of them, Haotian didn't care. He ran around the K area every day and felt familiar with everyone.
"Ms. Miao Meng, something very interesting will happen soon. Do you want to go and see it?"
Haotian was very fond of Miao Meng’s recent remarks, and remembering that he had seen the other party before and that he seemed to be short of money recently, he decided to help the other party.
"I definitely want to go!" Miao Meng's intuition as a blogger told her that something very interesting must be waiting for her soon, so she nodded without hesitation: "Also, call me Miao Meng dear!"
"Okay, Miss Meow Meng"
........................
Before Haotian left, the old man from Mefilas told Haotian about the demon god from another dimension, Enemina.
That guy came to this world in pursuit of his nemesis race.
Born in a dimension filled with chaos and conflict, the Enomina race possesses the ability to stir up conflict.
Their nemesis, on the other hand, is just the opposite. It will only be born in a quiet and peaceful world, and will appear around people with kind hearts.
Therefore, Enomina's nemesis, Durban, possesses the incredible ability to calm anyone down, just like Ultraman Cosmos's full moon light wave.
Moreover, don't look at his small and weak appearance as a juvenile now, but the Durban clan can release light that is enough to offset the adult Enemena in his childhood. Once he becomes an adult, his strength is enough to directly eat the rotten fish and shrimp like Enemena as snacks, and he can kill three Melbas with one slap.
The only problem is that they are extremely peace-loving and their numbers are very rare, so they were hunted by the Ainome tribe and gradually disappeared.
Now that Durban appears here, Enemy will certainly not let it go. They are born to bring chaos, and they hate the creature that tries to stop them from bringing chaos, and will definitely find a way to make a comeback.
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