My Prime Minister is so cute
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"What the hell is ditch literature?" he complained. "Is it already popular to spread rumors about people selling ditch money these days? And what's with the little boy girl thing? Even though Sarah is a little flat, there's no way she'd be mistaken for a little boy girl, right?!"
As a bystander, Bird was quite amused.
After all, he couldn't help laughing when he thought about someone spreading rumors that Misabel sold her ditch to Sarah and that Sarah was a little boy.
However, as the subject of public opinion, Misabel must be in a bad mood. If Sarah saw this letter, she would probably not be in a good mood either...
"Ok?"
Bird's mind moved: "It seems like a good way to trick Sarah over."
So he didn't hesitate, searched around the villa, and found the door of Sarah's room.
He tried to push the door open, but it was locked, so Bird had to reach out and knock on it.
Tuk-tuk-tuk——
I don’t know what Sarah was doing in there. After a long time, the door finally opened with a click, and the great writer appeared at the door with a red face and her eyes a little dazed.
"What do you want to do, you pervert?"
Sarah seemed very unhappy, baring her neat white teeth and threatening: "You keep knocking on girls' doors for no reason. Believe it or not, I'll call the police!"
Bird thought to himself, "You called the police, they're from Forks. How can they arrest me?" And looking at her flushed face, she must be doing finger gymnastics in the room, right? She must be doing finger gymnastics, right? Why is she still doing finger gymnastics when she's clearly recovered from her massages recently?
Returning to normal massage ≠ no finger gymnastics?
"Haha, what's wrong with me knocking on any door of my house?" Bird curled his lips. "But you, what are you doing locked up in your room in broad daylight? Are you secretly having sex again because your massage every two days isn't enough?"
Sarah: “?!”
[Evaluation: I am a decorator, this is glue]
[Reward: One tube of glass glue/100 experience]
I saw the tube of glass glue as a reward, which was of unknown meaning.
Bird suddenly became more determined to get the chance to win the advanced lottery. At the same time, Sarah's doubled experience points also reduced the losses in the Fox area.
"You, you, you, what nonsense are you talking about, you pervert?"
Sarah's face flushed red immediately, and she raised her index finger: "I, I, I, I wouldn't do anything like that! I just feel a little sleepy and am taking a nap!!!!"
"Okay, I have something serious to talk to you about."
Seeing that the great writer showed signs of casting a spell, Bird decided to stop and handed over Misabelle's letter.
"See for yourself," he said.
"What is it again?"
Sarah took the letter with a look of suspicion on her face. After seeing the sender, she felt a little relieved and carefully checked the contents.
But after a while, as she read on, her brows furrowed more and more.
After reading it thoroughly, Sarah's eyes widened with anger, as expected. "They actually spread rumors that Misabel and I were selling, selling, selling that! And they even said I was a man! This is too much! Burning! Waterboarding! Death penalty!!!"
"Angry?" Bird asked.
"Of course I'm angry!"
Sarah Road
Her slender shoulders trembled slightly when she said this, showing that she was really angry.
"Very good." Seeing that the army's morale was high, Bird asked with a smile, "How about we go find the person who spread the rumor and teach him a lesson?"
"Eh?"
This time, Sarah was stunned and asked in disbelief: "You, what did you say?"
Is this pervert so kind?
You have to know that this kind of rumor-mongering is almost free; anyone can sit at a desk and make up stories. Finding the real rumormonger is incredibly difficult and requires a tremendous amount of effort and energy. Would this pervert be willing to expend so much energy on his own behalf?
"Didn't you hear clearly? Let me repeat it."
Bird took a step forward, moving closer to Sarah, and then said word by word, "—I mean, how about we go find the person who spread the rumor?"
Sarah: “!!!”
Looking at Bird's handsome face that was so close that she was almost kissable, Sarah's heart suddenly began to pound violently. Her whole face turned red and she stammered, "I, I, I..."
"What's wrong with you?" Bird asked, moving a little closer, almost kissing her.
"Well--"
Sarah screamed and subconsciously took a step back to create some distance. Only then did her boiling cheeks finally cool down a little, and her brain's language and thinking abilities also recovered.
She took a deep breath, collected herself, lowered her head, and said shyly, "Actually, I'm not that angry. There's no need to spend so much energy dealing with this rumormonger..."
Bird: “?”
No, I have already laid the groundwork for my feelings, why are you backing off?
Bird frowned and said, "No, you are actually very angry, very angry, and want to find the person behind the rumor."
Sarah was stunned for a moment, thinking he didn't hear clearly, so she repeated it again: "No, although I was a little angry at first, but now..."
"No, no, no, you're just angry."
Bird interrupted Sarah and said firmly, "I know you're just hiding your anger deep in your heart, thinking there's no need to waste your energy on someone like that. But your real intention is to find the person who spread the rumor and teach him a lesson!"
Sarah: "?"
"Very good, then it is decided."
Seeing that she was speechless, Bird nodded with satisfaction: "Then pack your luggage in the next two days. I will arrange the work here and leave. I will go early and return early."
Chapter 180 The Duties of the Head Maid
This business trip will last another month, which is longer than the last time I went to negotiate the street light contract, so naturally I have to arrange government-related work in advance.
Ever since.
The next day, at the district mayor's office.
"To sum up, I need to go to Central City to deal with the rumormongers. I won't be back for a month."
Bird briefly talked about the story of Gouzi literature and the little boy's daughter.
"What? Bird, you're going on a business trip to Central City again?"
Hearing that Bird was going to Central City again, Avril's eyes widened: "No, you must take me with you this time! You didn't take me with you last time!"
Phoebe also heard Bird's arrangement, but she had been in Central City for a long time and had no intention of going there.
At this moment, the secretary's eyes fell on Bird's slightly crooked tie. She frowned and gave him a blaming look, as if she was dissatisfied that she had helped him tie it once in the morning, so why was the tie crooked again in the afternoon.
"I'm not going there for fun."
Noticing the secretary's gaze, Bird raised his hand to straighten his collar, and at the same time nonchalantly said to Avril, "I do have work, do you think I'd want to go out for no reason?"
"I, I have work too!" Avril immediately raised her right hand high, indicating that she was on a serious business trip and not out for fun.
"Oh?"
Bird stopped what he was doing, raised his eyebrows, and asked, "So, Mr. District Chief, what exactly do you do?"
Avril thought about it, but couldn't think of any job for a moment.
After all, her work was usually arranged by Bird, or Phoebe did it for her. She had never thought of arranging work for herself. If she had to say it, it would be to arrange for herself to have a good rest and bask in the sun...
So she tentatively asked, "Bird, how about you arrange one for me?"
"Should I arrange it?"
Bird smiled slightly. "My plan is for you to stay in Forks and not go anywhere else."
Avril: “…”
[Evaluation: Leader, your greatest contribution is to stay well]
[Reward: Disposable Medical Mask/50 Experience]
"Bird..."
Asking directly didn't work, so Avril simply jumped down from her seat, ran to Bird, grabbed his arm, and gently shook it, pleading in a soft voice: "I want to go to Central City to play, too, please, please..."
The golden hair tickled Bird's neck a little, and his ears also felt a little itchy from the soft sound.
Although I really want to refuse.
But after being coaxed like this, Bird finally softened his heart and sighed, "Alright, alright, I'll take you this time, alright?"
"Okay, Bird is the best!"
Avril suddenly laughed, then happily bent down and kissed Bird on the cheek.
The kiss was wet and hot.
Bird subconsciously touched his cheek, and suddenly found that the secretary was looking at him again, so he put his hand down again.
"Cough cough."
He coughed twice and started to speak: "Phoebe, thank you for taking care of the official business for the next month. If you have any questions, you can ask McCann or write to him..."
"understood."
Phoebe nodded calmly, then said to Avril tactfully, "Mr. District Head, I still hope that you can prioritize your work."
"Don't worry, don't worry." Avril said with a smile on her face, "I will work hard."
You should just work hard! Her face clearly says, "Great, I can finally go out and have fun!" Besides, what could you possibly do in Central City? Giving a speech... Oh well, it seems like that's actually possible.
Bird's eyes flickered slightly, and he began to think about what kind of job he could arrange for the district chief after he arrived in Central City.
Because Avril is going along.
Mary, the head maid who had always taken it as her duty to serve Avril, naturally had to go along as well, causing the team heading to Central City to further expand, until it had a total of four people, looking like a small tour group.
"What should I do if my lady is in danger in Central City?"
Mary placed her right hand on the high-frequency oscillating alloy knife that she never left behind. Although she was dressed in a maid outfit, she acted like a sword-wielding guard. She said righteously, "I will always be with you to protect the young lady. This is my duty as the head maid."
In fact, logically speaking, Mary had no obligation to take care of Avril. When Robert adopted Bird and Mary, he raised them together as sons and daughters. Logically, the three of them should be brothers and sisters.
Bird considers himself the butler because he has a soul from another world and cannot accept having another person recognize him as his father, so he stays in the Nad family as the butler from beginning to end.
As for Mary...
For some inexplicable reason, she gave herself the title of head maid and decided to make it her lifelong responsibility.
According to Mary's own words, she didn't have any special abilities, so she just wanted to be a head maid and do what she could to repay Sir Robert for taking her in.
Hey! You know you don't have any talent, so do you think Avril is? The difference between you two is at most 60 points and 40 points! Don't laugh at each other!!!
After Bird finished complaining in his heart.
Looking at the pile of luggage that Mary had packed and the maid who was scheduled to follow her, he couldn't hold it in anymore.
"Is this some kind of moving group?" Bird couldn't help but ask, "Why not just take all the furniture and move directly to Central City?"
"Yes!"
Avril seemed to be reminded, her eyes twinkling as she said, "Bird, how about we buy a house in Central City? That way it will be convenient for us to travel in the future, without having to carry luggage..."
Bird: “…”
Well, just pretend he didn't say anything.
But even though it's nonsense, it's not impossible.
If one wants to run for prime minister, being the mayor of Central City is a good springboard. The scope of votes he needs to canvass for is much smaller than that of the governor. Moreover, because of his special political status, even though he is only the mayor, his advantages in running for prime minister are no less than those of the governor.
In this case, it is quite necessary to buy a house in advance. It will be more convenient when you go to campaign, so you don’t have to stay in a hotel all day. It will also be safer and more confidential.
Bird began to seriously consider plans to buy a house in Central City.
The original plan for a trip of two people was expanded to a tour group, and the house was almost empty.
Bird then simply gave up on himself and asked Sophia for her opinion: "Do you want to go to Central City together?"
"no need."
Sophia looked at the bustling crowd and shook her head with a hint of regret. "My research is at a critical stage here, so I can't leave for the time being."
"Okay." Bird nodded and smiled. "I'll bring you a gift when I come back."
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