My Prime Minister is so cute

The friend thought for a moment and said, "If something happens to you, I can support your wife and children..."

"roll roll roll."

Heyman was so angry that he slapped him aside, then turned around and left without looking back, heading towards the outside of the city.

......

After riding the wind-powered train all the way back from Orr City, life returned to normal.

Sophia returned to the Nader Institute.

The emergence of the magic oscilloscope is definitely the top priority at the moment. It can be said to be the first step towards pan-magicism and the true transformation of the real world. Therefore, although Professor Baird has not arrived yet, she has already plunged into intensive research in advance.

Sarah was emo for two days, and seeing that no one paid attention to her, she continued to write the book according to the outline and continued to improve her pan-magical worldview.

As for Bird, he naturally returned to the government office.

This time he was away for another half a month, but the district chief seemed to have gotten used to it and no longer had the expression he had at the beginning, as if he was a left-behind child left alone at home by his parents.

As usual, Bird checked her work situation during this period and found that nothing unusual had happened, which made him feel relieved.

"Well done," Bird praised.

Avril's eyes suddenly lit up, and she asked happily, "Bird, do I have a reward?"

Bird: “?”

Bird was a little confused at this. Why did the district chief ask his secretary for a reward? But then he thought about it and realized that this was a good thing. It could effectively encourage the positive development of the district chief... Sure enough, something was not right.

Bird was silent for a moment: "What reward do you want?"

Avril hesitated for a moment, a little embarrassed, and said, "It's the one from last time, the one that was fragrant, crispy, and delicious..."

It turns out that after eating it once, I started to miss my Cheetos and potato chips.

However, it is also normal that the junk food carefully prepared by the modern food industry has a fatal attraction to children, and it is obvious that the district chief is one of those who is tempted by its fatal attraction.

Bird was speechless. He took out a bag of Cheetos from his pocket and handed it over, saying with a bit of pain: "Eat it sparingly. This is the last bag."

This junk food was a reward from the resignation system. Now there are only four packs left, and I really don’t want to give it away.

"hey-hey."

Avril happily took the Cheetos, opened the package, and hummed a tuneless song while enjoying the junk food.

Bird's ears twitched slightly.

You know what, although the district chief is useless, he still has a good voice, sounds soft and cute, and he still has potential for development.

It just so happened that he received a special mission [Avril's Ambition] which required him to show the talents of the district mayor. Originally, Bird was still considering where to develop (after all, it was difficult to find some advantages in the district mayor).

Now it seems that I might consider starting with singing... I can then copy a couple more songs myself, and solving one of them won't be a problem.

Thinking of this, Bird took the district chief, who was concentrating on destroying the Cheetos, into his arms and began to discuss with him.

"Cough cough."

Bird coughed twice and said, "Mr. District Chief, do you feel that you have overlooked something?"

Avril paused for a moment while eating, frowning as if wondering what she had overlooked. Then, a look of realization dawned on her face. She lowered her head, picked up a Cheetos, and held it to Bird's lips.

"Here, I'll give you one."

Avril looked very generous.

Bird: “…….?”

No, who's coveting your Cheetos? And you're only giving me one, so why are you acting so generous? Are Cheetos that important? Is giving me one already considered generous?

After casually eating a Cheetos, Bird said speechlessly, "That's not what I'm talking about. It's something more important! What you haven't done while I was away!"

"What haven't you done?"

Avril thought about it for a moment, then suddenly realized: "Oh, I did forget."

Then, the district chief raised his golden little head, and with his lips still stained with Cheetos crumbs, he kissed Bird on the lips, giving him a salty and sweet kiss - the salty taste was the taste of Cheetos, and the sweet was the taste of the girl's lips.

"Is that right now?"

Avril's cheeks turned a little pink: "Is this the important thing to do?"

It is indeed a very important matter, but it is not this.

Bird nodded silently, then shook his head, abandoning the quiz game. He said directly, "That's not it... I'm talking about your preparations for running for mayor of Central City. You haven't done any preparation at all at home during this time, have you?"

"That won't do. Even though there's still a long time until the next mayoral election, we have to start preparing."

Bird paused and said, "Oh, by the way, you should have a rough plan in mind, right? You haven't thought about it at all, have you?"

Avril: “….”

【Evaluation: No, there has to be a PPT, right?】

[Reward: Iron Pot/50 Experience Points]

"Oh, of course, I have a plan."

Avril tried to put on a serious expression and said, "But, um, what I mean is...well, I'd like to hear your proposal first, for reference, uh, for reference."

With the experience in hand, Bird slowly spoke, "The most urgent task in my plan is to increase your influence and reputation in Central City. After all, the people there don't know you, so how can they elect you?"

"It makes sense, I think so too."

The district chief nodded seriously: "So I'm going to give a speech, right?"

She is very familiar with this and is not afraid at all now.

Bird shook his head again: "No."

"what?"

The district chief was stunned. "Why? Isn't giving a speech the fastest way for people to get to know me?"

"The situation in Central City is different from that in Forks," Bird explained. "First, you lack a foundation there. Second, Central City is one of the wealthiest places in the country, and the people there live well. It's hard to mobilize their enthusiasm with just a speech."

The people in Central City are simply too full. Generally, no one is interested in speeches or anything like that. Instead, they are keen on watching entertainment all day long. This can be seen from the fact that there are magazines everywhere and the literature there is so popular.

"So what should I do?" Avril asked.

"It's very simple."

Bird said seriously, "Learn, sing, and sing."

Chapter 230 The district chief suffers and takes the blame

"Learn to sing?"

Avril didn't react for a moment, blinking her big, bright eyes.

"Yes, Mr. District Chief," Bird said seriously, "In order to quickly increase your popularity in the capital, learning to sing is the best way."

Even if it was Avril, I still felt like something was amiss.

“No one would elect a singer as mayor, right?”

she asked.

"Why not?" Bird asked, "If they're willing to choose a clueless idiot, why not a singer?"

"Which city?"

Avril became excited when she heard this and asked with great interest, "Which city elected this clueless idiot? Could it be the current mayor of Central City?"

Bird silently glanced at the district chief who wanted to hear gossip, then looked away.

"That's not the point—"

He said casually, "In any case, don't worry, Mr. District Head. In a distant country, even actors and people with Alzheimer's disease can choose Prime Minister. A mere singer is nothing. Besides, you're not a singer. It's just a hobby to increase your popularity."

"Is that right?"

Avril looked suspicious.

"That's right." Bird nodded seriously.

"Okay, that's it." Avril gave up pursuing the matter. After all, it wouldn't be too tiring to just learn to sing. "Just do as you say."

"Yes, District Chief." Bird smiled and nodded.

Bird moved quickly.

The next day, he invited a singing teacher from outside the city - he didn't want a local one, mainly because he was worried that Avril would be recognized as the district mayor, which would be too embarrassing when she returned.

The singing teacher was an elegant woman in her 40s named Natalie, married with two children.

Female private tutors of this age are very popular with employers in the circle. In addition to having rich teaching experience, they have stable families and can avoid many troublesome personal problems.

"Teacher Natalie, I will pay you a high salary as promised."

Bird instructed, "Your task is simple. Within a month, help my mistress master all the singing techniques she can and turn her into a qualified singer."

"Becoming a qualified singer in one month?"

Upon hearing this request, Teacher Natalie adjusted her glasses and frowned. "Excuse me, Mr. Bird, but it's impossible to master this skill from scratch in such a short time. Even the most talented person needs long-term training and practice. It's not something that can be achieved overnight."

Although some video websites claim to "learn ××× in 30 days", these are often just gimmicks and it is difficult for ordinary people to do them.

Bird simply smiled and didn't refute. Instead, he said, "Don't worry, just do it. We won't make it difficult for you, and we won't blame you if you can't do it."

Although he could improve the district chief's singing skills in one go with experience points, based on his observations during this period, the method of learning while improving and adding some experience points every few days would be more effective and save more experience points.

Hearing this, Natalie showed a hint of uncertainty, but nodded: "I will try my best."

She had heard of geniuses before, so maybe her employer was one?

Singing starts with learning how to make sounds.

Avril does have a nice voice, soft and sweet, which is a natural advantage.

Unfortunately, having a good voice doesn't mean one can sing well. Just in order to teach her to distinguish different sounds, the district chief's sense of pitch is ridiculously poor. It's a bit of an exaggeration to say that she is tone-deaf. However, the songs that Teacher Natalie used for the test were so simple that the district chief could sing to the Pacific Ocean with just a few tunes.

During the formal teaching, the teacher began to doubt his life. Just some basic skills made Natalie sweat profusely.

"First, in the first class, let's talk about the concept of breath..."

"This breath is the foundation of all singing techniques. If you can't master the breath, it's impossible to sing any note."

"If you feel very tired when singing, breathing is very difficult, and the breathing is very loud, it means that you are chest breathing. So let's start with the simplest one and start using abdominal breathing..."

Avril's expression gradually became serious.

As soon as Bird saw this familiar expression, he knew that the district chief had entered the mode of emptying his mind.

Singing teacher: "Do you understand?"

Avril: "I understand, teacher. I understand completely now."

So Natalie was very pleased to let Avril stand up and demonstrate. As the teacher asked, Avril stood up, let the teacher touch her belly, and began to try abdominal breathing, one in and one out, one in and one out...

"Stop, stop, stop."

The singing teacher interrupted, angrily, "Isn't this completely backwards? I said that when you exhale, you should inhale your stomach, and when you inhale, you should inflate your stomach."

Avril looked confused: "Huh?"

The singing teacher was still very patient at this time and said, "I mean, this is not abdominal breathing at all..."

Avril pondered for a moment and then slowly said, "What is abdominal breathing?"

Singing teacher: “???”

After listening for a while, Bird began to worry about Teacher Natalie's high blood pressure.

It was the same when he was teaching mathematics to the parish elders.

He thought he had explained the matter in great detail and with great effort, but when he asked her questions after the talk, Avril didn't know the answer to any of the questions. Later he realized that Avril's serious expression didn't mean she was thinking, but rather that she didn't understand anything at all and her mind was blank. At this time, he had to stop and start over.

When Bird thought of this, he couldn't help but feel sympathy for the singing teacher.

It's a pity to say that if the district chief's voice had been recorded in the previous life and put into the sound source library, and then let the masters manually or even AI adjust it, he might become another virtual idol of V family.

Bird has already thought of the name for her debut in the V circle, which is Ain Mirai, and her debut work will be called "The World's Number One Prime Minister".

Fans on the fan page are required to call themselves the Prime Minister's personal secretaries, wear formal suits when cheering, hold up their support signs, and shout in unison: "Protect the best Prime Minister in the world..."

Once he gained fame, he announced his candidacy for prime minister, and his debut work was his own promotional song.