My Prime Minister is so cute

【Note: Remember to brush your teeth on time】

Since getting this prop, Bird has not found any other use for it except using chocolate to fool the district chief.

After all, there are only two candy items that are useless: "Roaring Leader's Candy" and "Sprayer's Candy".

Unexpectedly, effect 2 is now activated, generating a candy.

With anticipation, Bird clicked on the description of the new candy.

Candy for Desperate Musicians

[Effect: After taking it, you will temporarily possess special abilities. ]

【Explanation: I’m sorry for being born as a human being】

As usual, the description is unclear and it is impossible to guess what the specific effect is.

However, from the word "musician", we can probably guess that it is most likely related to music... Wait, related to music?

Bird immediately thought of the embarrassing task that was bothering him.

Perhaps with this candy, Task 1 can be solved... After all, although the candy has a limited shelf life and it is impossible to truly master 18 instruments, it will be enough for the district mayor to complete a demonstration in public. If one time doesn't work, try twice. Anyway, there is a candy jar for unlimited refills.

If she plays more often, maybe Avril can really master 18 instruments.

This explanation always makes me feel a strange sense of unease...

Thinking of this, Bird frowned and hesitated whether to try it first.

at this time.

"Bird! Bird!"

The district chief came running back, holding a newspaper in his hand, and said angrily, "This Ferdinand is really incessant! I released 'Faded', and now the newspapers are praising me as a musical genius, but he keeps harping on the 18-instrument thing. It's simply too much!!!"

Bird took the newspaper and glanced at it. He couldn't help but sigh that the musician was really dedicated. He almost suspected that the other party had taken his money.

I was just looking for an excuse to show off the district chief's 18 musical instruments, and now they're delivered to my door.

Thinking of this, Bird no longer hesitated, took out the [Desperate Musician's Candy] from his pocket, and opened his hand in front of him.

"Hey, what kind of candy is this?"

Before he could say anything, Avril curiously grabbed the candy, put it in her mouth and started chewing it.

"Bah, bah, bah..."

While chewing, Avril commented: "Although it tastes good, I feel it is not as delicious as chocolate..."

No, you really just catch and eat them? Aren't you worried about eating something weird? At least ask before you eat it! ! ! !

Bird wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and asked, "How do you feel?"

"How does it feel?"

Avril was just wondering why Bird asked this question, but the next moment, her entire expression changed, and her temperament also changed drastically.

His eyes drooped, his brows furrowed, the corners of his mouth drooped, and even his eyes became somewhat empty and lifeless, as if he was staring at something very far away.

The district chief, who originally seemed a little silly and happy, now seemed to be emitting an aura of melancholy from head to toe.

"Hey."

Avril said with a sad face: "What's the point of feeling? After all, I'm just a superfluous person in this world. No one will care..."

Bird: “???”

What's going on? Could this sugar cause depression as a side effect? ​​The stereotype of musicians being depressed is a bit too much. There are actually very happy musicians out there! For example...for example?

Bird couldn't think of any happy musician at the moment.

And just when he was thinking about which musician was happy.

Avril glanced around the office and noticed the window that was open for ventilation. She seemed to have seen something worth noting.

"Ah, what a nice place..." As she spoke, she slowly walked towards the window.

Bird didn't care much at first.

Maybe he suddenly wanted to ventilate?

It wasn't until Avril stretched out her hands on the window frame and tried to climb up that Bird finally realized something was wrong and rushed over to carry her down from the windowsill.

"what are you doing?"

Bird said in shock, "Why are you climbing through the window? Do you know it's dangerous?"

"It's nothing, I just want to commit suicide." Avril said calmly.

Bird: “???”

No, depression is fine, but isn’t suicide too much?

Is there any musician who thinks about suicide all day long... Wait, it seems there really is one?

"Bird, do you like me?"

At this moment, Avril, who was held in Bird's arms, looked up at Bird and asked a question very abruptly.

Those transparent blue eyes were filled with endless melancholy, and one glance at them would almost infect you.

"like!"

Bird nodded quickly, afraid that the man would jump out of control again. "I like it. I like it very much! So can you stay strong and live on?"

"I like you too."

Avril gave a gentle smile: "So, can you commit suicide with me?... After all, dying with the one you love is the happiest thing in the world."

Chapter 251 I'll Die Tomorrow

"So, can you commit suicide with me?... After all, dying with the one you love is the happiest thing in the world."

What the hell is happiness!

Bird was completely numb at that moment.

Don't just casually define suicide as happiness! What kind of candy is this? It's not candy for desperate musicians. If you're just thinking about committing suicide together, you should just call it Dazai Osamu candy!

Here's a little background information: the legendary writer Osamu Dazai attempted suicide five times. The second time he attempted suicide, he made an appointment with a bar girl to jump into the river together. The bar girl died, but Dazai was rescued.

Then again, if I go insane and really agree with the desperate district chief to jump off the building together, I won’t be the only one to die, right?

It's really possible! After all, the heavier the object, the greater the gravity. Ants can survive falls from the 20th floor. The district mayor will probably inherit the luck of Dazai Osamu, who attempted suicide five times and survived tenaciously. After lying in bed for a day, the candy's effect will wear off, and he won't even think about suicide anymore. In the end, he'll be the only one to die inexplicably! ! !

"Ugh......"

Seeing that Bird hadn't responded to the proposal of suicide, Avril, in her melancholic form, sighed deeply, "Sure enough, is liking something fake?"

Her eyes drooped, and she said with a lonely look, "I am like this, no one will like me. I am just a superfluous existence in this world. Please leave me alone and let me die in this painful and lonely quiet..."

Hey! There's no rule that says if you like someone, you have to commit suicide with them!

Bird was overwhelmed.

At this point, all we can do is stimulate Avril's desire to survive. After all, candy has its limits. Procrastinating for a while will be enough—even Dazai Osamu hopes to win the Akutagawa Prize, doesn't he? Using something beautiful to procrastinate for a day shouldn't be a problem.

So he took a deep breath and said, "Avril, didn't you promise to become Prime Minister and revitalize the family? Have you forgotten?"

"prime minister?"

Avril calmly shook her head. "Politics is painful. That kind of hypocritical interpersonal communication is boring and only makes me feel dull and miserable. I can't participate in it. I'm just a loser who tries to fit in but never quite fits in."

"More than this, I long for eternal happiness and peace..."

Bird: “???”

No, you're not eating Desperate Musician candy! Why are you talking so strangely? Are you sure you didn't mistake the candy for something else? Are you sure you didn't mistake it for Dazai Osamu candy?

Bird was helpless at this point and had to ask, "Then you must have some unfulfilled wish, right? Why not fulfill it and then commit suicide..."

"What wish do you want to fulfill?"

These words seemed to have an effect. Avril's tone fluctuated, and a glimmer of light seemed to appear in her pupils, as if someone who had sunk into the abyss had found a glimmer of salvation.

She looked at Bird longingly and said, "I want to commit suicide with the person I love."

Bird: “…”

I can't do it! I can't do a wish like this! Who would want to commit suicide with the person they love? Who would commit suicide even if their wish couldn't be fulfilled? This is completely unsolvable!!!

calm down.

Bird took a few deep breaths and began to look for a way out.

In the final analysis, the Avril in front of us is just Avril who ate the candy of the desperate musician. Although she has been affected by the candy, her essence is still the same Avril...

What does Avril like?

With a flash of inspiration, Bird silently took out a bag of cucumber-flavored Lay's potato chips from his pocket...

I got it from the daily resignation task. I had been planning to use it as a special attack weapon against the district chief, but now that it's a real life-or-death crisis, it seems I have no choice but to use it.

"potato chips?"

Avril's expression was indifferent, as if she had no desires or requests. She said, "It's useless. It's just a little appetite. It can't stop me from walking towards a beautiful death..."

Bird said nothing, tore open the package, and stuffed a potato chip into Avril's mouth.

Baji, Baji...

Avril chewed and swallowed, her expression slightly fluctuating: "Anything else?"

"There are some."

Bird nodded repeatedly and quickly stuffed the whole bag into Avril's hands: "It's all yours, eat as much as you want!"

Now that she had the potato chips, Avril didn't run to the window anymore. Instead, she sat on a chair beside her with the chips in her arms, and put the chips into her mouth one by one with a silent expression.

Seeing that she had finally calmed down, Bird breathed a sigh of relief.

It’s still the same Avril. Although her personality is greatly affected by candy, her body still likes potato chips and even resists the suicidal thoughts in her brain... Lay’s, you are so great. You saved a girl who was about to commit suicide in another world.

But then again, I couldn't stop Avril from committing suicide, but Lay's was able to. Does this mean she likes Lay's more than I do?

Bird's face suddenly turned dark.

"Ah, I'm done."

Just as Bird was thinking about how to solve the problem, Avril held up the empty packaging bag and asked, "Anything else?"

Bird's face suddenly became darker.

Goushilishi, a pack is full of air, will I die if I put a few more tablets in it?

"No more." Bird said helplessly, "Only this one pack."

After hearing about the last packet, Avril was stunned for a moment, then silently stood up from her chair and walked towards the window with a calm face: "The last beautiful thing in the world worth cherishing nostalgia no longer exists. Then perhaps it's time for me to commit suicide..."

"I'm sorry, Bird, I can't help you realize your dream of becoming prime minister. I'm a coward, a wimp, and a loser. I'm sorry to you, sorry to my father, sorry to Mary, and sorry to the people who believed in me and voted for me."

"For being human, I'm sorry."

Muttering to herself, Avril walked towards the windowsill step by step...

Damn it, why is he still committing suicide? It’s not over yet, is it?

"Wait a moment!"

At this moment, Bird suddenly had an idea and shouted, "Even if it's over today, there will be fun tomorrow! So can you please not commit suicide yet?"

"useless."

Avril paused for a moment and said calmly, "I know Bird, you just want to use this excuse to stop me from committing suicide. This kind of deception is meaningless to a dying person."

"I'm not lying to you."

Bird shook his head vigorously and promised, "You hold on until tomorrow, and if you can't, then you can commit suicide. Then, not only will I not stop you, I will also commit suicide with you. How about it?"

The temptation to commit suicide together seems quite strong.

Avril lowered her head and thought for a moment, then took a few steps back and sat back down: "Is that so? Then I'll die tomorrow."

Chapter 252: Suicide Music Genre