My Prime Minister is so cute

Putting aside the question of what's wrong with carrying acid, why would this even be considered suicide? "Trout" is such a joyful song! Please don't be so sentimental!!!

Chapter 254 Weapons of Mass Destruction

If Bird hadn't stopped him, the Depressed District Chief would have almost achieved a triple kill.

Although the mortality rate is a bit high, after such experiments, Bird has figured out the rules of this "Candy for Desperate Musicians".

1. He has extremely high musical talent, which is at least advanced level, and he is proficient in all musical instruments.

2. The personality becomes depressed and accompanied by strong suicidal tendencies.

3. The music played will also be full of negative emotions, inducing suicidal tendencies in the listener.

If Avril was allowed to express herself freely in this suicidal music genre, most people would not be able to withstand it without psychological preparation. Even with some preparation, Bird was almost at risk of depression and began to doubt his life.

Fortunately, by controlling the repertoire, the intensity of this suicidal tendency can be reduced.

But even a cheerful song like "Trout" can only prevent ordinary people from falling into depression. People like Sarah who tend to be sentimental will still commit suicide.

Gotta find a happier song than "Trout"...

"This is the only way."

Bird's eyes turned cold as he recalled a popular song in his memory: "I don't believe that there are still people in the world who want to commit suicide after listening to this song..."

"What song is it?"

Avril in his arms raised her head, a hint of doubt in her calm eyes.

Although he had used potato chips as a temptation, in order to prevent the mayor from committing suicide at any time, or singing to make others commit suicide, Bird had no choice but to sacrifice himself and protect the mayor at all times before the effect of [Desperate Musician's Candy] wore off...

The specific manifestation is sitting on the sofa holding the sweet and soft Avril.

"You'll know tomorrow." Bird chose to keep it secret in response to Avril's question. "It's a very simple song. You'll be able to learn it after a little study."

"Oh."

After answering, Avril lost interest.

If it were an ordinary district chief, he would definitely be curious and pursue the matter relentlessly, but for a person who has despaired of the world, longs to commit suicide all the time, and doesn't even care about his own life, there is nothing they care about, not even songs.

And so, the two of them sat on the sofa in a daze for the entire afternoon.

In the evening, Sophia came back from the research institute after a busy day. When she saw the two of them hugging each other on the sofa, she couldn't help but frown.

"What are you doing?"

The magician lady stared closely at Bird and Avril sitting in Bird's arms.

Going home after a busy day.

When I opened the door and saw my boyfriend hugging another girl, I felt like the sky was falling.

But then again, she didn't know if it was an illusion, but she always felt that there was something wrong with Avril today... Although she couldn't put it into words at the moment, if she had to say it, it was her temperament?

Temperament is a very mysterious thing, but you really can't say it doesn't exist.

Sitting there with her mouth shut, the usual Avril and today's Avril give people different feelings.

"Don't bother me."

Bird waved his hand and said seriously, "I'm guarding a weapon of mass destruction for the safety of all mankind and to prevent the number of victims from increasing."

"Weapons of mass destruction?" Sophia slowly typed a question mark.

"Correct."

Bird nodded seriously, lowered his head and pointed at Avril, and slowly said: "The current district chief has the ability to easily wipe out the population of an entire city..."

"Ode to Joy" can be sung as "Ode to the Evil God", and even a muscular maid can be sung to commit suicide.

If the seal were opened, and a few songs that are already depressing, such as "Friday the 13th", were selected, recorded, and hundreds of people were asked to hold tape recorders and play them on loop in public places, it would soon cause devastation, people would rush to jump off buildings, and the lethality would be comparable to that of war and famine.

By then, it will not be the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, but the Five Horsemen of the Apocalypse. The new Knight of the Golden Horse will be Avril, codenamed "Despair", who will be on par with plague, war, famine and death.

This incident will also be recorded in the New Testament in the future.

I saw the Lamb uncover the four living creatures, then he opened the fifth seal hidden at the bottom and said to the fifth living creature, "Come!" I looked and saw a golden horse. The rider had a loudspeaker in his hand. I heard a voice among the five living creatures saying, "I'm sorry I was born human," and "I'm hopeless! I'm hopeless about this cruel world!"

After listening to Bird's nonsense, Sophia couldn't help but roll her eyes.

It started again.

Although Bird is usually a steady and reliable boyfriend, he would have an attack every once in a while.

"I don't think music can make people commit suicide."

Curling her lips, Sophia said nonchalantly, "Even magic hasn't been able to achieve the level of lethality you describe."

"You don't believe it, do you?"

Bird sneered at this, reached through Avril's armpit, and lifted the district chief high up, as if showing off a treasure: "Come on, sing a song that makes people want to commit suicide the most."

"I don't understand what you're talking about," Avril said calmly. "Although I also want someone to commit suicide with me, my music is all from the heart. I never think about how it affects others."

"Then express your heart," Bird said.

Avril thought about it, then pursed her lips and began to whistle.

"Huh~"

Although it was just the simplest whistle, the whistle blew by Avril Lavigne seemed to carry some kind of magic, giving people the feeling of walking among old graves in the deserted mountains in the middle of the night, with the breeze blowing through the woods, making strange howling sounds that one could not tell whether they were from humans or ghosts.

At first, she just felt a chill all over her body, but as she listened, Sophia's mood gradually became depressed.

Being young and frivolous, I suffered the heaviest blow, wasted my years in a daze, and squandered my time in a daze. The ups and downs of life are nothing more than this.

Although I have come out of the shadow, the wasted time can never be recovered.

"Ugh......."

Sophia sighed deeply and said with emotion, "Six years. How many six years can we have in a lifetime? Truth is infinite and endless. I have wasted six years. How can I have the right to explore the end of the universe? How can I have the right to enjoy the happiness in front of me..."

"Bird, do you think I should just die?"

"Stop, stop, stop!"

Watching the suicide music genre add another victim.

Bird quickly reached out and covered Avril's lips with his palm, physically isolating the spread of the music.

Without the interference of the melody, Sophia gradually returned to normal, looked at Avril in shock, and even took two steps back in fear.

In the previous moment, the thought of suicide actually arose in her mind.

She was obviously very happy now. She had a boyfriend she loved, a career she could strive for, and countless research projects waiting for her to complete. But just in a moment, she completely forgot all of this and only thought about committing suicide...

Sophia swallowed.

"Do you believe it?" Bird hugged Avril tightly again and said calmly, "So I'm protecting humanity."

Sarah, who was hiding in the distance, couldn't help but curl her lips when she saw this scene... Humph, I've always felt that this pervert has the ability to hypnotize others, but Sophia still doesn't believe it and says that I've read too many weird comics.

Now that she has seen with her own eyes that he can even make people commit suicide, let’s see what Sophia has to say.

Hmm, can I use this excuse from now on, saying I'm being controlled by this pervert... No, no, what am I thinking? What's an excuse? It's clearly this pervert who's controlling me!!!

Chapter 255 Wall Award

While newspapers were busy debating Avril Lavigne's "Faded" and 18 musical instruments, another piece of news quietly made its way onto the pages.

The Youngest Wall Award Winner Ever?

Unlike relatively entertaining news, this news was published in a relatively formal newspaper. The news also relatively objectively described the origin of the Wall Award and Sophia's deeds, including the fact that she proved the Hermann conjecture in front of a group of professors at Orr College.

Once the report appeared.

The focus of public discussion immediately shifted to this report.

After all, the Avril Lavigne incident has been going on for long enough and it's a bit boring, so when a new hot spot emerges, people's attention is immediately diverted.

However, the key point of their discussion was not the honor represented by the award itself, but the 10 yuan prize awarded by the Wall Award...

"$25 for solving a puzzle? Magicians, it's too easy to make money."

People who don't understand will express such sentiments, but this is just like discussing the 100 million Nobel Prize. The significance of winning this prize itself far exceeds the 100 million prize, but the public is still more enthusiastic about discussing the amount of the prize.

It is a bit vulgar, but vulgar also has another meaning, which is that everyone likes it.

"Haha, the Hermann conjecture is a magical puzzle based on mathematics. Ordinary people can solve it. If you feel jealous, go solve one yourself."

Those who know a little more will refute the statements made by the above people.

Although there was an inexplicable controversy over the bonus, Sophia herself was mainly praised, with comments like "a rising star in the magic world" and "shocking, the mathematical problems that have troubled the world were solved by her?"

In fact, there is nothing wrong with the report itself. Although it may be suspected of being a gimmick, what it describes is indeed the facts.

Because it is a very exaggerated thing that Sophia could prove the Hermann conjecture at her age. Anyone who really understands it will be shocked.

The only problem is…

Sophia, the person involved, didn't even know that she had won the award.

"What, I won a prize?"

After seeing the newspaper, Sophia was confused.

The person involved did not receive any notification in this regard, yet the newspaper published the news of her winning award first. If it is not a reporting error, then it can only be said that there was a leak within the awards committee, which revealed the award news in advance.

This was indeed the case. A few days later, the letter inviting her to attend the award ceremony was sent to Sophia.

[Scholar Sophia, in appreciation for your contributions to the field of magic, after discussion and deliberation by the committee, this year's Wall Mathematics Prize is awarded to you, and you are invited...]

To explain briefly, although there is mathematics in this world and it is highly developed, all of this mathematics was developed by magicians in order to solve magical problems. There is almost no such thing as "pure mathematics", and very few ordinary people study mathematics. Therefore, these mathematical achievements produced to solve magical problems are uniformly classified as magical achievements.

Sophia herself was not very interested in attending the award ceremony, but considering the significance of this international award itself and the opportunity to promote her ideas at the award ceremony, she decided to go anyway.

"Bird, are you going?"

Sophia asked Bird before leaving.

She hoped Bird would go with her, but Bird seemed to be busy copying Avril Lavigne's popularity recently and might not be able to spare the time to accompany her to receive the award, so she just asked as a routine question.

Bird looked at the schedule and nodded: "Okay."

"what?"

Sophia was a little surprised: "Is it okay?"

"Don't worry, I'm free." Bird smiled and shook his head. "Avril has been hyping things up for so long, if we continue, people will be disgusted. It's better to wait a while, let the hype die down, and then release some news to stir things up again..."

In contrast.

Sarah's influence has been stuck at the intermediate level for a long time.

Although he continued to diligently serialize his fantasy novels, Berthabia's name was already widely known among domestic fantasy readers, and his influence had essentially reached its peak. Due to domestic factors, pan-magicism had not yet developed into a substantial political party, remaining limited to novel enthusiasts and a small number of young people.

In contrast, very few people abroad currently understand Panmagicism. We can take this opportunity to promote it and expand its influence...

As for Miss Writer, she was making embarrassing noises like a bystander on the side of the road...

"What? It's actually the real Wall Prize?"

Sarah's eyes widened, her pupils constricted, and she said in disbelief, "This is the Wall Prize, known as the Nobel Prize in mathematics! How long has your paper been published? And it's been awarded to you so soon?!"

Indeed, it took only a short time for Sophia to complete and publish her paper.

"That's not so exaggerated," Sophia said, a little embarrassed by the flattery. She scratched her cheek. "Besides, every math award with a decent reputation claims to be the Nobel Prize of mathematics, right? Doesn't that mean the math community awards a lot of Nobel Prizes every year?"

"Compared to that, the Fitz Award is more valuable..."

Although both claim to be the Nobel Prize in mathematics and try to gild themselves, the Fitz Medal is the more recognized one.

"Maybe this year's Fitz Award will be yours too."

Sarah said, "Even if it's not this year, it will be yours sooner or later. The Fitz Prize requires an age limit of 40. Sophia, you still have plenty of opportunities."

The three of them chatted about international awards.

The district chief listened at the side with a serious face, saying nothing, as if he understood everything...

But she couldn't help her curiosity and asked, "Who else in China has won this award?"

"domestic?"