My Prime Minister is so cute

"You guy, are you actually excited about being molested?" he asked.

"You, what nonsense are you talking about?" The victim was even more ashamed and angry. "You molested me and even slandered my innocence. I, I, I, I, I, I will fight you!"

Sarah excitedly tried to stand up as she spoke, but at this moment the carriage wheel happened to hit a medium-sized stone, causing the carriage to vibrate violently, causing her body to quickly lose balance and fall directly onto Bird.

Bird caught it easily.

"It's really flat!"

After being bumped, he couldn't help but sigh: "I feel a little sick."

【Evaluation: General】

[Reward: Basic Magic Knowledge]

As Bird said this, the temperature of the girl in his arms rose rapidly. Combined with the faint red light beside her hair and her muttering mouth, even if he couldn't feel the dangerous magic fluctuations in the air, he knew that this girl was probably chanting some kind of fireball spell, and it was at least bathtub-level.

"Hey, you want to blow up the carriage?" he roared. "Besides, you'll get hurt too if you're this close!"

However, the little yellow book wizard seemed to be a little out of control at this time. Fortunately, the distance between the two was very close, and Bird simply covered Sarah's lips with his hands, preventing a tragic car accident from happening.

"Uuuuuu——"

Being held in his arms, with her lips covered by big hands, Sarah looked like a tied girl.

After resolving a crisis, Bird ignored everything else and checked the reward he had just received.

Basic magic knowledge.

It's roughly the same as the initial knowledge that children with magical talent encounter after being sent to learn magic. If converted to the level of knowledge on Earth in their previous lives... it's the level of knowledge that would be acquired just after finishing kindergarten and learning addition and subtraction...

A bit low, but at least it's enough.

More importantly, it was confirmed that Sarah was indeed his leader. In addition to the lord, he now had another stable channel to make money every day.

Just as Bird was immersed in the joy of fleecing the sheep, he felt a pain in his palm.

He looked down and saw that it was Sarah who had bitten him.

I was so focused before that I forgot that I had kidnapped someone... Anyway, it looks like I kidnapped the magician lady.

But then again, hugging the soft body of the pornographic book magician, at such a close distance, I could even smell the scent coming from the other person.

He had obviously been sweating all day, but there was no strange smell on his body. Instead, there was a faint scent of strawberry - I get it, he was a strawberry-smelling kid!

Following the goat milk flavored Lord and blueberry flavored High-level Magician Miss, here are some new flavors!

Ahem, that's a bit too perverted...

"Accident, accident."

Bird quickly loosened his grip and gave the strawberry-flavored wizard lady freedom.

"When I get back, I will tell everyone about this!" Sarah swore through gritted teeth.

Originally, Bird didn't care much about the threat posed by the pornographic book wizard.

However, since we will inevitably have to take advantage of each other in the future, it is necessary to maintain a certain good relationship.

So he thought about it, took out the good book from his arms, and placed it on the other person's thigh.

"Eh?"

Sarah thought Bird was going to take the opportunity to molest her again and was about to dodge, but she found a book she had been dreaming of in front of her and cried out in surprise.

"Haven't you always wanted this?" Bird shrugged. "Consider it an apology. I'll give it to you."

"Didn't you say this would never be loaned out?" Sarah was surprised.

"So I'm giving it to you!" Bird said. "Whatever weird things you do to this book, whether it gets wet or sticky or the pages get stained, it has nothing to do with me."

"I, I wouldn't do something that weird! I just appreciate art!" Sarah's face flushed red. "Besides, a pervert who carries around pornographic books has no right to criticize others! Pervert! Serious wolf! Dangerous element!"

Bird was too lazy to explain that it was taken out of the system.

He directly tried to snatch it away: "Don't give the book back to me."

"No, no!"

Seeing this, Sarah quickly hugged the book tightly in her arms, fearing that it would be snatched away: "This is mine! You just said it!"

Chapter 28 18cm

On the rest of the journey, Sarah held the good book she had finally obtained in her arms as if it were a treasure, glancing at Iroha on the cover from time to time.

want to see.

I really want to see it.

Sarah's mind was filled with the strong desire to taste the treasure immediately after seeing it, but the little girl who loved reading still had some common sense. With Bird beside her, she just stared at the cover all the way without actually opening it.

Finally, when they were almost at the territory, Sarah carefully put the good book back into her arms, ran back to her room, and locked the door from the inside.

I can finally savor this wonderful book...

.......

Meanwhile, Avril has been a bit distraught lately.

Although the lord had always been open-minded and the type who didn't take things personally, the incident that happened some time ago, well, on the day of the speech, when her personality changed drastically, still troubled her quite a bit.

Especially the inexplicable confession on the last night and seeing Bird's "亻白彳?" with her own eyes, shocked her greatly.

That ugly and hideous shape was firmly imprinted in the memory of the pure lord.

Originally, every time she saw Bird's face, she would feel safe and friendly, and sometimes she couldn't help but stare at him.

But recently, every time she saw Bird's face, she would think of that hideous and terrifying figure, which made her afraid to look Bird in the eye. She usually tried to avoid him as much as possible... But this was not a solution. She couldn't avoid Bird forever.

The lord wants to talk to someone.

Bird is definitely not doing well. Talking to Bird about the problem will only have the opposite effect.

In theory, Mary is the best choice. She is also a woman, and they grew up together, so they can talk about anything.

But for some reason, the lord always felt that it would be embarrassing to talk to Mary about "亻白彳?" and he would be teased in various ways. If he had to describe it... it would be like when his father was still alive, it would be embarrassing to talk to him about Bird.

After much thought, Avril finally thought of Sarah.

This person is a new friend she met recently. The two of them often exchange friendly opinions and communicate about the bright prospects for future development. Now they often take a shower together, so they have a good relationship.

So Avril decided to visit her friend and talk about her troubles.

Avril walked all the way to the door of Sarah's room and pushed it open, intending to go in.

As everyone knows, the lord never knocks on the door, and Bird is especially impressed by this.

But this time the door didn't open, it seemed to be locked from the inside.

strangeness.

It's broad daylight, why does Sarah lock the door? The security in my territory is very good, no one would steal anything.

Thinking in her heart, Avril still reached out and knocked on the door.

Tuk-tuk-tuk——

Sarah's panicked voice immediately came from the door: "Who, who?!"

"I, Avril." Avril said,

"Oh, wait a moment, I'll be right there."

Then there was a rustling sound from the door. After a long while, Sarah finally opened the locked door, her face full of unhappiness caused by the interruption of something.

And I don’t know if it’s an illusion.

Avril always feels like the clothes she is wearing are freshly put on...

After finding out Avril's purpose, Sarah welcomed her in and briefly listened to her troubles.

"So, so you saw Bird's naked body that day?" Sarah said with her eyes wide open and her face flushed. "That pervert with a dirty mind not only likes to touch girls' thighs, but also likes to be an exhibitionist! He deserves to be sentenced to death! Burning at the stake! Hanging..."

"Wait a minute Sarah, what did you just say Bird touched?" Avril frowned, feeling something was wrong.

"nothing."

Sarah quickly shut up and changed the subject, "By the way, you just said that pervert was 18cm?"

"Ah."

Avril was worried: "It's so scary, so horrible. Are all boys like this?"

"No, no, no, I know you are really scared, and that's normal."

Sarah, a well-read woman, questioned this: "But you must have misremembered 18cm. Do you know what that means? It's absolutely impossible."

"It's true," the honest Avril quickly restated. "Although I didn't look at it very carefully at the time, I later estimated based on my memory that it was about this long... maybe even longer, but I might be mistaken."

"Then you must have remembered it wrongly."

Sarah said this with a solemn oath. At the same time, she decided to educate the ignorant little girl in front of her, so she stretched out her fair arm: "Do you see my arm?"

"I see." Avril said.

"Probably from here."

Sarah measured from the end of her palm to just above her elbow, to her biceps. "It's barely 18cm up to this point. Do you understand what this means? Try it on your own arm."

"But it's really this length!" Avril said.

"Impossible, absolutely impossible!" Sarah said in disbelief. "Okay, don't deny it just to save face. It's normal to be too afraid to tell the truth. I understand..."

"I did not lie!"

The lord was a little angry. She said angrily, "It's 18cm. Why don't you believe me, Sarah?"

"That's because you don't even know what 18cm means, and you're just talking nonsense!"

Sarah was also angry, so she turned around and rummaged through the cabinet and found a blue stone the size of an egg.

"Here you go," she said.

"What is this?" Avril asked in confusion.

"This is a photo stone. I carved it out of boredom these past few days. I only need to continuously infuse it with weak magic power to record the images of this period of time."

Sarah said to Avril, "Since you insist it's 18cm, then go record it. Then measure it when you get home and you'll know how wrong you are."

"You're just feeling horrified, aren't you? This method can cure you. No matter how horrifying something is, you'll get used to it after seeing it a few times. Then, when you see that pervert, you won't be scared anymore and you'll be able to make eye contact normally."

After saying this, Sarah prepared to see the guest off and continue enjoying the good book.

Avril: “….”

However, the lord still stood where he was, looking left and right at the photo stone.

Seeing that she didn't leave, Sarah asked, "Any other questions?"

Avril raised her head and blinked innocently: "But Sarah, what should I do if I don't have any magic power?"

29

in the afternoon.

Bird, back in the territory, is also working hard.

At this moment, Avril, with waist-length blonde hair and wearing a white dress, pushed open the door, holding a white saucer in her hand, on which was a white porcelain cup filled with light pink liquid.

"Bird, you, oh, you've worked hard."

Because she was too nervous, Avril bit her tongue and said, "Come and have a cup of black tea and take a break!"

Bird: “?”

His brows were deeply furrowed, and he looked at the black tea in front of him with suspicion.

Not to mention that the lord who had not dared to look him in the eye for the past few days suddenly came running over as if nothing had happened. The mere fact that he gave him black tea with such a well-behaved and sensible look was very wrong - no, it should be said that it was extremely wrong, to the point of causing a change.

Bird thought for a moment and asked, "Are there any other drinks?"

Avoiding Bird's gaze, Avril quickly shook her head: "No, there's only black tea in the kitchen."

What a joke! For the lord's growth, Mary always has goat milk available in the kitchen 24 hours a day. It is impossible that there is only black tea.