My Prime Minister is so cute

Slowly opening her eyes, looking at Bird's face so close to her, feeling the touch of their lips, Sarah, who had just woken up, asked weakly and helplessly: "What are you doing?"

"You just stopped breathing. I'm performing CPR."

Seeing that she had finally regained consciousness, Bird sat back on the ground, panting heavily with exhaustion: "Rest for a while, I'll go call the others over right away."

CPR.

If you were an earthling in your previous life, you must have heard of this word. As the most effective first aid method that ordinary people can master, it can greatly increase the survival rate of the victims. It is not an exaggeration to say that it is the living dead.

Although Sarah had never heard of this term, she knew about artificial respiration. Books often described the treatment method of artificial respiration for people who fell into the water, so she was not unfamiliar with it.

In other words.

My first kiss...

Touching her lips, Sarah wanted to curse loudly, wondering if this pervert was taking the opportunity to molest her again, just like last time in the carriage.

But looking at Bird, who was sitting on the side and panting, and the fear of being on the verge of death when she drowned before, she felt that this time it seemed that this pervert did not do it on purpose.

Forget it, let’s just pretend it never happened.

Sarah thought to herself.

She was still a little hesitant about whether to say thank you, after all, she was indeed rescued, but when she thought about thanking this pervert who molested her and Sophia, she felt a little embarrassed to say it, so she could only look at Bird from beginning to end, hesitating.

at this time.

Bird found that Sarah was staring at him and felt a little uneasy.

"Why are you looking at me? I really did that to save you, not to molest you on purpose."

He tried to explain, but then he thought it was a bit foolish to reason with a girl, so he reached into his arms and said, "Oh, that's really troublesome. I'll give you this book. Let's just pretend that what happened today never happened, okay?"

Second good book.

Produced by the system, this is the sequel to a good book. The famous actress Iroha once again stars in this work. It still has full practical and artistic value, which must be very much to the taste of this pornographic book wizard.

Unfortunately, what Bird didn't know was that this good book had the opposite effect.

Sarah was about to say thank you, but after seeing this good book, she immediately changed her mind.

....Sure enough, it was intentional. How could anyone carry a book like that?! It was clearly premeditated! He was planning to use this as a deduction for the damage he'd done to me!!!

Sarah looked at Bird who was trying to bribe her, her face quickly flushed. "You, you, you pervert! You actually took advantage of a girl who was drowning to molest her! You even took my first kiss! If I don't wake up, are you going to do it to my corpse?!!!"

Chapter 33 You are not allowed to sleep tonight

Bird didn't understand why he bribed the good book but was hit by a water ball instead.

However, I had just entered the water to rescue someone, and my body was already wet, so being hit by a water ball was not a big deal. Instead, I felt an inexplicable sense of accomplishment after successfully saving a life with my own hands.

Unfortunately, on the way back, the rescued person's mouth was a little dirty.

"Pervert! Ser Wolf! He touched a girl's thigh in the carriage, and once wasn't enough, he touched her twice!"

"He's secretly sucking hair from a girl while holding her. He's the most perverted of perverts!"

"Even when a girl was drowning, he didn't forget to take advantage of her during first aid. It's simply incomprehensible!"

"My head is full of bitterness, it can even tear my pants!"

"You wait a moment."

Bird sensed something was wrong: "How do you know I tore my pants?"

After waking up that day, he found that his trousers were torn because of the system's boring "Iron 亻白彳?" experience card. Embarrassed, he secretly disposed of his jeans. Logically, no one should know... unless someone was present when he was unconscious.

"You saw it?" Bird was shocked. "You were there that day? What did you and Avril do to me?"

"..."

Sarah was questioned about her slip of the tongue and was unable to answer. She became angry and pointed with her finger, and blue light began to appear.

Well, I can’t afford to offend you. I give in.

Bird dodged to the side.

After walking for a while, the two quickly returned to the picnic spot.

In order to avoid worrying and ruining everyone's picnic mood, the two did not mention Sarah's drowning. They only said that she was playing in the water alone downstream and they didn't know when the picnic started.

So the picnic continued in a joyful atmosphere.

This time Sarah learned her lesson and didn't dare to wander around alone in the afternoon. She stayed with the others to play in the water.

Just playing in the water.

Sarah always remembered the strange touch that lingered on her lips. From time to time, she would steal a glance at Bird who was working on the shore, then quickly look away.

Just as he was stealing a glance at Bird again.

Sophia's voice came faintly from her ear: "Sarah, what are you looking at..."

Sarah: “!!!”

"No, nothing!" She said in a panic, "I was just looking around, just taking a look."

"Is that so?" Sophia tilted her head. "By the way, can you tell me where you disappeared to? I've always felt like you were a little strange since you came back."

Sarah: “…”

"Actually, actually, the truth is, I got a leg cramp while swimming." After hesitating for a moment, Sarah finally told part of the truth. "Bird pulled me out of the water. I didn't tell you just now because I was afraid you wouldn't be happy with my questions."

"That's it."

Sophia showed a look of concern: "Are you okay? Be more careful next time. Even though we are magicians, our bodies are still as fragile as those of warriors."

"Yeah, I remember."

Sarah touched her lips again, shrinking her head a little guiltily. This shouldn't count as her being sorry for Sophia, right? It was all that pervert who deliberately molested her. It had nothing to do with her at all.

........

The day's picnic ended quickly.

The lord had a lot of fun after a long time, and he was in an excited state after returning to the territory.

This state lasted until bedtime. After taking a bath, Avril changed into a comfortable and close-fitting nightgown and lay comfortably on the bed. After a lot of exercise today, the lord could fall asleep quickly without listening to stories.

But just as she closed her eyes, she suddenly opened them again.

"Hmm, why do I feel like I've forgotten something?" The little blonde girl frowned and tried hard to recall the relevant memories in her mind, but found nothing.

"Forget it, it's probably not something important that I can't remember."

As she spoke, Avril closed her eyes again with peace of mind.

Just now.

Tuk-tuk-tuk——

"Lord, are you asleep?" Bird's voice came from outside.

"What's the matter?"

Avril asked dazedly, closing her eyes.

I'm so sleepy right now. How could Bird bother me at this time? This is so bad.

"Oh, I just wanted to ask." Bird said slowly, "Have you finished memorizing the speech for tomorrow's speech?"

Avril: “….”

After a moment of silence, the Lord opened his eyes and said with a hint of guilt, "Of course I'm reciting it. I've finished reciting it!"

"Oh?"

Bird outside the door asked, "Then may I ask, Lord, what is the first sentence of the second paragraph?"

Avril: "...Haha, Bird, you don't believe me?"

The next moment, the door creaked open.

Bird broke into the bedroom with an expressionless face, turned on the magic lamp, and dragged the lord who was hiding in the quilt out.

"Oh, let me go."

The blonde girl danced in the air. "Bird, I know I was wrong! It's my fault! I shouldn't have lied! Don't hit me!"

Once, when Avril was a real naughty kid, Bird couldn't stand it anymore and spanked her because she was too naughty and lied. By the way, when the naughty kid Avril later complained to Baron Robert, Robert chose to ignore it.

Bird's appearance today reminded the lord of that time, and the fear in his blood was awakened.

"You are the lord now, no one will spank you."

Bird said expressionlessly.

After hearing what he said, Avril, who was being carried in the air, breathed a sigh of relief and begged pitifully, "I'm sorry, Bird, I accidentally forgot. Can you recite it tomorrow? I'm so sleepy now..."

"Of course—no!"

Bird coldly refused, "As a lord, you won't be spanked, but you must remember to keep your promises... Well, lords usually don't keep their promises, just like politicians, but today is different. You must at least keep your promise to me."

As he said this he placed the little blonde girl in front of the desk.

The desk beside the lord's bed was a mess. Besides the speech manuscript that had never been touched, there were also some of Avril's miscellaneous items, a large-looking photo stone, and a projector used to help ordinary people watch the photo stone - no one knew what images were stored in it.

"Anyway, start reciting now. You're not allowed to sleep until you finish." Bird said with a smile, "Don't worry, I'll be right by your side the whole time."

Avril: “….”

Looking at the thick stack of speech manuscripts in front of her, the little blond girl showed a sad look on her face.

Tonight is destined to be a sleepless night for the lord.

Chapter 34: Work of Members of Parliament

another beautiful day.

Early in the morning, a tired Avril was woken up from bed - two hours earlier than usual.

"I want to sleep, Mary."

Rubbing his sleepy eyes, the lord pressed his hand against the edge of the quilt, hiding inside and refusing to come out: "I didn't sleep well last night, I want to sleep a little longer today..."

"Miss, I know you didn't sleep well last night. After all, I arranged the midnight snack," Mary said. "But you have plans today. You still need to eat, wash up, and take a carriage to the county council. All of these things will take time."

"Well!"

Avril was speechless and could only pound her pillow with her hands, saying indignantly, "It's all Bird's fault! He made me stay up so late!"

"But from what I understand, you didn't arrange your time well," Mary said honestly. "Bird told you about the speech early this morning, but you forgot."

"Okay, it's my problem." Avril said angrily, "Even if I have 99% of the problem, doesn't Bird have 1% of the problem?"

“…You’re right.”

Mary agreed and decided not to argue with the lord who hadn't slept well.

Finally, I coaxed the reluctant lord out of bed, helped him put on his clothes, and after struggling to help him complete the tasks of washing, dressing, and eating, I finally got the lord to the carriage in time.

As soon as he got on the carriage, the lord closed his eyes again and fell asleep in the arms of Bird, the 1% Problem.

"The carriage is so bumpy, I really admire her for being able to fall asleep." Bird complained.

"Shh-"

Mary made a silence gesture and glared at him, meaning not to disturb the young lady's sleep.

Bird had no choice but to close his mouth, but his hands were not idle. He grabbed Avril's soft little hands and pinched them, pinching her cheeks and having a lot of fun. However, he controlled his movements gently so as not to wake up the lord, so Mary turned a blind eye.

After catching up on some sleep in the carriage, Avril yawned and slowly woke up from her sleep.

"Where are we, Bird?"

"We're almost in town, my lord."

"Well, I understand~"

Avril stretched out her body, but had no intention of getting out of Bird's arms. Instead, she remained in a comfortable position and stared blankly - this was much more comfortable than sitting on a chair.

Seeing that she had finally regained some composure, Bird was able to introduce the councilor to the lord.

"There are generally four ways to select councillors: direct election by the people, hereditary nobility, recommendation by the church or magic association, and representatives from trade unions."