My Prime Minister is so cute
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Today is the day I won’t give up.
Under Mary's supervision, a new group of professional maids came to the villa.
The arrival of the maid has greatly improved the hygiene level of the villa. You know, it is very difficult to clean a large villa, and it takes a huge amount of labor to keep it tidy.
There is no doubt about their professional level, but these maids have one thing in common - those who look decent have no breasts or buttocks; and those who have breasts and buttocks all look rather misshapen, making people lose interest in appreciating their breasts at a glance.
But these maids had all received professional training, and Bird couldn't find any fault to fire them.
He never gave up, but continued to wander around the villa from time to time, catching a maid who had made a mistake.
Until Bird's tireless efforts, he finally found an opportunity.
A maid who was wiping a vase sneezed, and then her hand shook, causing the vase to slip from the table to the ground.
Before Bird could say anything, he saw the new maid lightly stretch out her left foot and steadily catch the fallen vase with the instep of her foot. Then she bent down, reached out to hug the vase, and put it back on the table. The whole process was smooth and fluid.
From that moment on.
Bird gave up finding fault with the new maids.
but--
There was no way the maid would give up.
If you can’t eat the regular meals of the cute and natural big-breasted maid, you can make do with meal substitutes.
With a smile on his face, Bird glanced around to confirm that no one was around, then opened the door of the room in front of him and tiptoed in.
This is Mary's room.
Although she gives people the daily impression of being a violent muscular woman who is always causing trouble for others, she is a maid after all. Her bed and table are spotlessly clean, and she even has a small pot of plump, non-greasy, tender and juicy succulents on the windowsill.
At this time, Mary was sitting at the desk, wearing the same maid outfit that never changed. She supported her chin with her arm and played with her fleshy flesh out of boredom. She unexpectedly had a bit of girlish charm.
"Oh, coming?"
Hearing the noise, Mary turned her head, as if she had been waiting for a long time.
"Has the goods arrived?"
Bird asked in a low voice with a serious expression.
"It's here. I guarantee it's 100% new and in great condition." Mary also lowered her voice, then bent down, took out a black leather suitcase from under the table, and pushed it in front of Bird.
Bird took the briefcase, opened it a little, took a quick look, and saw the small maid outfit inside that was customized according to his requirements, then immediately closed it.
"very good."
Bird put away the suitcase and nodded with satisfaction: "It has lived up to my expectations."
"I got it for you." Mary showed a skeptical look. "Can you really make the young lady wear it willingly?"
"It's not simple yet."
Bird said with disdain, "I can easily think of five ways to make the lord wear a maid outfit and meow. It's just a matter of which one is more convenient..."
"But you, after plotting against the Lord like this, still have the nerve to call yourself the 'loyal head maid'?"
"It's a maid's job to choose suitable and beautiful clothes for the young lady. How can that be unfaithful?" Mary retorted.
"Including the maid outfit?" Bird asked back.
"Of course." Mary crossed her arms and said proudly, "Don't even mention a mere maid outfit. Even if the young lady asks me to help pick out underwear in the future, I can help you pick out the sexiest ones... No, who the hell wants to talk to you about this? Go back to work and stop blaming me in my room."
After saying that, she drove all the Bird people out.
"Tsk, just watch it if you want to, no more nonsense."
Bird complained a few words, straightened his messed-up clothes, and headed to the study with his suitcase.
Avril also sat behind the desk with a serious face today.
No matter how many times I see it, it's always funny to see a tiny lord sitting behind a large desk, trying hard to look serious.
"Good morning," Bird said.
"Good morning, Bird. What are you doing today?" the Lord asked, noticing the black suitcase in Bird's hand. "Are you getting ready for another speech?"
"No no no."
Bird denied it, saying, "There's a limit to using speeches to make your presence felt. Too much is not good."
"That's good."
Avril breathed a sigh of relief and felt a lot more relaxed. Her tense and serious face relaxed.
During this period, I have been going to various places in the district to give speeches every now and then to make my presence felt. I am almost leaving a psychological trauma on the lord.
Bird said slowly, "So today I am offering the Lord another solution to build closer ties with the people."
"What method?" Avril asked casually.
"Have you heard of showmanship?" Bird asked. "Specifically, it involves leaders blending in with the masses, doing the same work as them—like harvesting wheat, planting trees, plowing the land, etc.—to project an image of being approachable."
"Usually, such actions are just for show, with the main purpose being to get a headline in the newspaper, so they are called showmanship."
"The most recent example is the Prime Minister shearing sheep himself."
"So you understand?"
"Uh-huh."
Avril nodded and said, "I totally understand. So you want me to shear sheep, right? I'm good at this..."
After all, it is a family-run business, and Avril doesn't have the mentality that "nobles shouldn't do this kind of work", so when she was a child, she often ran to shear sheep and play with them. She is really a skilled worker in this area.
"No no no."
Bird denied it, saying, "Shearing the sheep is not for you. The direction of our show needs to be closer to our target voters."
Avril thought for a moment and said, "I see. So you mean... should I go to the factory?"
"That's not right either."
Bird denied it again, "According to the factory safety manual, those who do not meet the height requirements are more likely to have safety accidents..."
Avril: “?”
"So what should I do?" She puffed up her cheeks a little unhappily and looked at Bird.
This won't work, and that won't work either.
So bad, never saying it directly, always beating around the bush.
"Of course, it's the most basic household chores that are closest to ordinary people." Bird finally stopped keeping him in suspense. "Sweeping, mopping, washing clothes, cooking. The most common people responsible for these tasks are maids, or servants."
"I understand."
Avril immediately understood and said, "So I'm going to dress up as a maid and put on a show?"
"Yes!" Bird smiled and nodded. "In order to show your approachable image, a maid outfit is essential."
"I see. Now I understand completely, Bird."
Avril nodded seriously and said, "I'll go get Mary ready later."
"No need." Bird put the suitcase on the table and said, "My Lord, I just happen to have a ready-made set here..."
Chapter 53 Delicious Kitten
Inside the suitcase was a maid outfit.
And it's not the maid outfit that's common in this era, but one that's more in line with modern aesthetics.
The most common maid outfits nowadays are mainly functional. The style is very simple and plain, mainly consisting of a white apron decorated with ruffles and a plain long dress with a white collar. They also wear a maid's headscarf on the head and occasionally a bow, but there is no other decoration.
The one in the suitcase is the improved version.
Incorporating the style of a waitress' uniform, the design prioritizes aesthetics over functionality. While the apron remains primarily white with ruffles, the dress has been shortened from a long skirt to a brighter light blue, adorned with numerous ruffles, lace, and large bows.
As Avril's maid, Mary naturally knew the lord's size very well, so Bird asked her to prepare it.
Avril glanced at the suitcase, then looked up at Bird.
She looked puzzled. "Bird, why do you have a maid outfit in my size?"
"As your butler, naturally everything is prepared in advance. Isn't that as it should be?" Bird said with a smile.
Avril thought about it, and it seemed that no matter what it was, Bird had already prepared it before he proposed it, and it would be carried out immediately as long as she nodded. In this case, it was normal for him to prepare a maid outfit before asking her to perform... right?
So the lord accepted this statement.
"But there are some things in there that I don't know how to wear." Avril picked up the thing that looked like a cat's tail and asked doubtfully, "I have to ask Mary for help..."
"Miss, are you calling me?"
As soon as he finished speaking, the study door opened from the outside, and Mary poked her head out. It was obvious that she had been waiting outside.
Bird immediately looked at Mary with disdain, but Mary pretended not to see it and walked in briskly.
"Leave it to me, miss. I'll help you get dressed." She turned around and yelled at Bird, "Wait outside the door while you change. Don't even think about peeking in!"
cut.
Bird snorted and turned to wait outside the door.
After a while.
"You can come in."
Mary's voice came from the study, and Bird pushed open the door and saw Avril in the middle of the room wearing a maid outfit.
The blue and white short skirt with the puffy hem looks lively and playful.
In particular, the place where the maid's headscarf should have been was replaced with a pair of furry black cat ears.
It doesn't seem particularly astringent, it's just particularly cute.
"What, how is it?" It was the first time for Avril to wear such embarrassing clothes. Her eyes were evasive, and her two slender legs wrapped in white tights were uneasily pressed together. From time to time, she rubbed them awkwardly, as if she felt something was weird.
Who says meal replacements can’t be eaten as meals?
I couldn't hire a natural big-breasted maid, but a cute and adorable lord is also fine!
"Great! This is definitely the most accessible look!"
Bird couldn't help but smile, rubbing his hands like a fly and saying, "If I could just meow like a cat, I'd be more approachable..."
"Hey, why do you have to meow like a cat?" Avril was confused.
"Is such that."
Bird explained: "In politics, animal anthropomorphism is a very common method. Some people like to compare the country to bears, eagles, rabbits, cows, etc., and some people like to describe their own political parties as donkeys, elephants, etc. So it is reasonable for you to imitate the image of a cat."
"If we want to anthropomorphize ourselves in the future, we can call ourselves 'Cat Party', so it's normal to learn to meow like a cat, right?"
"Cats are also very popular pets. Many people have a favorable impression of cats when they hear about them."
"Is that right?"
"Is such that."
Although a little confused, Avril still opened her mouth and called out twice tentatively: "Meow meow meow?"
The effect is remarkable.
Mary, who was standing next to him, had fallen down with her nose covered by her hands. Red bloodstains could be seen faintly from the gaps in her palms.
Bird had already experienced the baptism of modern maid costumes. She was not as embarrassed as Mary and fell down directly after being injured. But she also took a deep breath and barely held on...
cute.
I want to...
So, under the lord's puzzled gaze, Bird slowly approached and hugged Avril, who was wearing a maid outfit, into his arms with a happy look on his face.
"Bird, you, what are you doing all of a sudden?"
Avril was a little shy, and she didn't know why. Bird often hugged her like this, but today, when she was suddenly hugged while wearing this maid outfit, she felt inexplicably embarrassed, as if she was doing something very embarrassing.
"Don't move, let me suck your pussy twice."
Bird whispered.
He suddenly understood Niangniang Shiji a little bit. He now had a strong urge to kiss the little kitten in his arms madly, and to kiss it madly while laughing... But he thought that would be too perverted, so he held back.
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