My Prime Minister is so cute

Sarah nodded. "Yes."

McCann asked, "Do you believe that as many people as possible should have jobs?"

Sarah nodded. "Yes."

McCann then asked, "Do you believe that government officials should be ambitious and energetic people?"

Sarah thought for a moment and said, "Yes."

McKen asked, "Do you think that as long as one has sufficient ability, age and gender are not a problem?"

Sarah said, "Yes."

McCann said, "One last question. Do you support Avril Lavigne as the next district mayor?"

Sarah: “…yes.”

After these two questions, Sarah completely doubted her life and felt that all the books she had read over the years were in vain.

"Look, two completely opposite results."

Bird shrugged. "As long as you've answered the 'right' questions above, it's impossible to say no to the last question. Even if there are people who can, they're in the minority."

"But if you've just looked at the previous questions, you can see that there's something wrong with the public opinion results, right?"

Sarah was not convinced and said again.

"Just don't report it." Bird laughed. "Otherwise, what do you think I'm doing here?"

Sarah: “…”

Sarah was speechless and sulked with her head down.

At this time, the editor stood up and prepared to leave: "If Mr. Bird is fine, I will go and prepare first."

"Wait a moment." Sarah stood up and handed over the manuscript in the bag. "Mr. Editor, I have a very interesting novel here, and I came here to give it to you! I hope it can be serialized in the newspaper!"

What's in the bag is, of course, a modified version of "Escape from the Planet of the Apes".

Following Bird's suggestion, she expanded and revised it over a period of time, and then serialized it in the newspaper under their names.

After all, Bird's knowledge of magic is limited. He is not familiar with many professional terms in the magic world and does not understand some magical principles at all. In the end, he has to let Sarah, a professional magician, adapt it to make it more reliable and credible.

However, regarding the co-authorship, Bird initially wanted to put the novel directly under Sarah's name, but Sarah insisted that she could not monopolize the novel, so they changed it to a co-authorship.

Sarah came here today and planned to give the manuscript to an editor she knew, but since she met the editor-in-chief, it would be the same.

"Oh, of course."

The editor-in-chief nodded, took it, and without even glancing at it, said, "It will be serialized in the newspaper later, don't worry."

The client in front of me is a big client who has directly booked a separate advertising space for a month.

Even if a novel of tens of thousands of words is really poorly written, at most it can be serialized in the corners, which doesn't take up much space.

Chapter 56 Don’t come over!

After leaving the newspaper office, Sarah recalled what had happened along the way, and the more she thought about it, the more she felt something was wrong.

Let’s not talk about the three people for now.

He clearly denied that he was not Bird's friend.

But I always feel that the people around her treat her as if she is the girlfriend of this pervert, especially the editor-in-chief, who has an attitude that "the manuscript submitted by Mr. Bird's girlfriend will definitely be published", which makes people feel particularly uncomfortable.

He's a professional author, isn't he? Who's using his girlfriend's fame to publish a novel?... Ugh! Who's this pervert's girlfriend?

How could anyone like this pervert who has all the thoughts of molesting girls on his mind... Wait, it seems there really is, Sophia likes him very much.

This time I was even more angry.

There is actually someone who likes this pervert who is always thinking about molesting girls, and this person is his friend.

The more she thought about it, the angrier she became. Sarah turned her head and stared at Bird's back with vicious eyes, as if she wanted to execute him on the spot.

As Bird was walking, he suddenly felt a piercing gaze from behind him. He turned around and saw the magician lady staring at him. He felt a little confused.

"What's wrong?" he asked.

"Humph."

Sarah snorted coldly and turned away unhappily.

Bird: ????

The magician lady's train of thought is always hard to understand. I obviously didn't provoke her today. She has been behaving well all the way and didn't even complete her daily tasks.

Oh yes, I haven’t completed today’s daily tasks yet.

Thinking of this, Bird had an idea. He had originally planned to take the main road, but suddenly he turned a corner and walked into an alley.

Sarah followed behind and turned into the alley without thinking too much.

This alley is quite remote, with few people coming and going. It seems quite deep and quiet, with only the sound of two people's feet stepping on the ground as they walk.

Sarah initially thought it was some kind of shortcut.

However, as she walked, she found that Bird seemed to be leading her deeper into the depths. The place they were in became increasingly eerie and remote. In the end, there was not even a single person there. It seemed as if this road was not even on the locals' travel list...

Sarah: “?!”

She had seen this kind of plot in some books!

The male protagonist, under the pretext of taking a shortcut, lured the unsuspecting girl into a deserted alley. There, he forced her to do some very perverted things, even recording them with a video stone. He threatened that if she told anyone about it, he would immediately show the footage to her parents and friends, so that she would behave herself in the future...

Could it be that, could it be that this pervert is also...

Sarah's face flushed instantly, but she still asked fiercely, "Hey, pervert, are we heading out? Aren't we going to look for Sophia and the others?"

"correct."

Bird said calmly, "This is a shortcut I'm taking. Few people know about it, but it's very fast. Don't worry, I'll take you there..."

So suspicious!

It’s so suspicious!

This pervert must be plotting something! He must be trying to take advantage of the situation to lure me into a deserted alley and then make a move on me!

Sarah was just about to loudly expose Bird's conspiracy when something suddenly occurred to her.

No, this is a good opportunity to expose this pervert's true face.

Whenever this pervert wanted to do something extremely excessive to herself as described in the book, she would immediately tell Sophia, so that Sophia would suddenly realize the true face of this pervert and become extremely disappointed in him.

Yes, it is like that.

Thinking of this, Sarah slowly closed her open mouth, her eyes fixed on Bird's back, her small black eyes rolling around in her eye sockets.

Bird kept going around and around until he came to a dead end.

There is no road ahead, only a tall wall blocking the way. The edges and corners are covered with unknown weeds and wild flowers. It is obvious that no one comes here normally.

"Okay." Bird looked up at the wall and smiled with satisfaction. "This is it. A shortcut."

After Bird finished speaking, he walked towards Sarah step by step, with a strange smile on his face: "Come here quickly, I'll take you to a shortcut..."

Who are you kidding! This is clearly a dead end! How can it be called a shortcut?

Sure enough, this pervert is a liar!

Sarah immediately turned around and ran to tell Sophia about this, but Bird was quick-witted and grabbed her wrist and pulled Sarah to his side.

"You, you, you, don't come over!"

Sarah screamed in fear, her eyes tightly closed. "I, I, I, I, I, I will never let you threaten me! I will definitely tell Sophia later..."

Looking at the girl in front of him with her eyes tightly closed, her legs tightly together, her face red as hell, and the girl who made him think of something unhealthy at first glance, Bird raised the corners of his mouth slightly, stretched out his two evil big hands, and touched her soft and slender waist.

Sarah only felt the burning touch transmitted to her skin through the clothes. Thinking of the plots that happened next in the books, Sarah only felt her body go limp and she couldn't use any strength.

Then......

The big hands lifted her up.

Sarah: "?"

Sarah opened her eyes slightly confused and found herself being lifted into the air by Bird with both hands, in a way similar to being lifted high.

Wasn't he planning to take advantage of the fact that no one was around and do this and that to me, then record the footage as a threat to force me to do what he wanted? What was he doing now? Was it some special plot I didn't understand?

"What are you doing?" she then asked.

"Take a shortcut."

Bird twitched his chin and said, "See this wall? Just climb over it and you'll be in the square—what else do you think?"

【Evaluation: It can’t be astringent】

[Reward: Charm +1]

Daily tasks completed√

And the rewards seem pretty good, which is a long-term benefit that accumulates little by little.

As for Sarah, Bird's questioning made her face flush red all the way to her ears. Finally, she seemed to be embarrassed and angry: "Of course I know! I mean, I can climb over this kind of wall by myself, so I don't need your help, a pervert!"

As she spoke, she broke free from Bird's hand, cast a wind magic on herself on the spot, and easily lay down against the wall, flipping over without much effort.

Looking at the girl's back as she easily climbed over the wall.

"You know magic, but you didn't use it earlier."

Bird couldn't help but complain: "This guy, it's obvious that his brain is full of confusion all day long!"

Chapter 57 Will Be Punished by God

The newspaper acted very quickly.

After several days of investigation, the local newspaper quickly released an objective, truthful, reliable and absolutely fraudulent public opinion poll. According to the survey, among all the reports, more than 80% of people supported Bobby to become the next district mayor, far exceeding others, which can be described as a crushing advantage.

Bobby himself was a little surprised that he could have such an advantage. He was completely relieved after confirming the truth with his secretary Macken.

I was too lazy to even prepare some of the little precautions I had originally prepared to deal with unexpected situations.

In addition, the novel "Escape from the Earth", which was serialized in the newspaper's sub-pages, seemed to have attracted a lot of attention and caused a little heat, but because it had not been expanded yet and had too few words, it did not cause widespread discussion.

"Bird!"

Early in the morning, Mary rushed to Bird after getting the newspaper. "Hurry and take a look at this! The poll actually shows that most people support Bobby for district mayor!"

"Oh, that's quite unexpected."

Bird didn't even raise his head, but lowered his head to write and draw on the paper.

"How can you still be so relaxed?" Mary said in disbelief. "You're going to lose the Miss pageant! You've been busy for so long! You've spent so much time and money, and now you're going to lose! Do you know how sad Miss will be?"

"Who said we were going to lose?" Bird finally raised his head and looked at the yelling maid.

“But polls…”

Mary said, holding up the newspaper.

"I told them to do that," Bird interrupted, snatching the newspaper. "Okay, Mary, if you don't have anything else, go away. I'm very busy right now."

"Oh, it's fake."

Mary finally breathed a sigh of relief, but then she turned unhappy and said, "How come I didn't know about this?"

"There are so many things you don't know. I can't possibly report everything to you." Bird said, then thought of something and asked, "By the way, have you shown this newspaper to the Lord?"

"Not yet," Mary replied.

"That's good." Bird breathed a sigh of relief. "I'm too lazy to explain everything to Avril again. Explanation work is very tiring, especially when you have to make the lord understand."

"Isn't it bad to keep this a secret?"

Mary frowned.

"Listen carefully, Mary." Bird put away the documents on the table and tucked them under his arm. "The Lord doesn't need to know everything. As her subordinates, we need to distinguish what the Lord needs to know and what she doesn't. For example, this opinion poll is meaningless except for increasing her anxiety and making her unable to sleep in the middle of the night and come to me to tell stories."

"Then how do you know that the young lady doesn't need to know this?" Mary asked.

"I know everything."