My Prime Minister is so cute

Ok?

Bird glanced at the 1'5" tall man climbing up the pole and raised an eyebrow. "You're not saying that on your first day as District Chief, you're going to tell everyone that I, your personal secretary, will be exercising your powers as District Chief and handling government affairs on your behalf, right?"

"Actually, all we have to do is not tell them, right?" Ivy said coyly, "Just say I handled it."

"......"

Bird said nothing and looked at the district chief calmly.

"...Haha, Bird, of course I was joking." Avril laughed awkwardly twice, lowered her head to pick up a document, and began to read it with a sad face.

Looking at the district chief's miserable expression.

Bird thought that he seemed to have just gained some experience points, so he could consider improving the district chief's administrative skill level to prevent her from working so hard.

"Uh, why not?"

However, after searching for a long time, Bird discovered that there was no "Government Affairs" skill in Avril's long list of skills, and he was speechless.

Damn it, he has no government skills at all, not even entry-level ones, he can’t even get anything done if he wants to!

Chapter 63 Kiss Me, I Can Become Smart (First Order)

Becoming a district mayor is just the beginning.

To qualify to run for prime minister, one needs to have enough influence, at least at the state level... In simple terms, one needs to become a governor.

But before that, Avril had to get familiar with handling government affairs.

At the very least, he needs to develop some entry-level government skills so he can add some to his skills. Otherwise, all the work will be piled on him, and he will die of overwork sooner or later...

Bird thought to himself and glanced at Avril.

Although he was trying very hard to read the official documents, the official jargon of those civil servants still made the district chief, whom he had never met before, look bitter.

Bird couldn't help but shake his head and sighed, "If there's anything you don't understand, I'll tell you."

"really?"

Avril's eyes lit up and she looked at him expectantly.

"Why would I lie to you?" Bird said with a smile. "Besides, this is also part of the secretary's job."

He patted his thigh and said, "Come here and bring the documents over. I'll explain them to you one by one until you understand."

Avril happily brought over some documents, sat on Bird's lap skillfully, and found the most comfortable position.

Bird also skillfully stretched out his arms and hugged the soft district chief. He then quietly lowered his head and sniffed the faint milk aroma between the hair, revealing a comfortable expression.

I've picked up a weird hobby lately...

Fortunately, Avril didn't notice this at all. After no longer having to read the documents like they were written in a mystery, her expression suddenly became much brighter.

"What don't you understand?" Bird asked.

"I don't understand anything." Avril said confidently.

.......Well, you are worthy of being the district chief who can’t even upgrade any skills.

Bird sighed and decided to start with the basics.

"First, we'll look at the document's name to get a rough idea of ​​its contents," Bird said. "Then we'll need to determine what kind of document it is. Is it something the civil servants don't want you to handle, or is it just a standard document?"

"If it's the former, then just read the title and deal with it yourself; if it's the latter, you need to read the content carefully."

"Ah, there are two types?" Avril asked in surprise, "Why don't I need to see both?"

"Because if it's a proposal that the civil servants don't want you to move forward, it's basically full of useless information," Bird explained. "It's a waste of time to read such documents. Just read the title. It's better to actually understand the situation yourself or let someone you trust handle it."

"How to judge?"

"This requires some experience. It might be a little difficult for you right now, but you can learn it slowly." Bird glanced at the document Avril brought. "This is a normal official document. We can carefully analyze its contents... For legal clauses like this, you'll need to prepare a relevant law book for reference..."

"Don't be shy. If you don't understand something, just look for a reference book. If you don't know where it is, ask someone to find it, or you can just ask me directly."

"......"

Bird spent two hours carefully analyzing it for Avril.

"It's so difficult." Avril covered her head and said with a headache.

"Nothing is easy. Politicians have it pretty easy already." Bird patted her head and said, "Think about it, you just need to understand it, while civil servants have to write it down—and I'm helping you learn, right?"

"Well, it's a good thing I have you, Bird." Avril leaned on Bird and spoke in a tone full of dependence.

The district chief seems to be getting more and more adorable recently, and he can even flirt with people.

Although it was just unintentional, it made people even more moved.

Bird's heart skipped a beat, and he suddenly felt the urge to do something.

Although it seemed that Avril would not resist no matter what he did as long as it was not too excessive, and would not be on guard against him, he still did not want to do anything out of line first.

So Bird thought about it and said mysteriously, "You know, there's actually a quick way."

"What's the plan, Bird?"

Avril's eyes suddenly lit up, like two sparkling gems.

"It's very simple."

Bird smiled harmlessly and said, "Just give me a kiss and you'll become smarter."

"Eh?"

Avril was stunned for a moment, as if she had not expected this method, so her eyes became a little suspicious: "Bird, are you lying to me?"

"I never lie to you," Bird said with a smile. "If you find I haven't become smarter, you can fine me."

Hear his solemn promise.

Avril hesitated for a moment, but after looking at the extremely difficult document, out of trust and distress, she finally raised her little head and slowly approached Bird, then quickly kissed him on the cheek with her wet lips and immediately separated.

"Is this okay?" Avril's face turned red and her voice became very soft.

"As you wish."

Bird glanced at Avril's panel as he spoke, and there was a new skill called "Government Affairs (?)". Although it wasn't even entry-level, it could at least be added.

So he invested all the 50 experience points he had gained into it, and now "Government Affairs (? )" has become "Government Affairs (Introduction)".

"Okay."

When the operation was complete, Bird announced, "You're smart now."

"really?"

Avril looked at her palms and frowned: "Why do I feel like there is no change?"

"You'll know if you try it." Bird put the document he had just finished talking about aside and took another one. "If you don't believe me, try reading this one and you'll know."

Avril glanced at the document doubtfully.

The difference between Government Affairs (? ) and Government Affairs (Entry-level) is probably that the former is just beginning to learn to recognize 1234, while the latter has already learned addition, subtraction, multiplication and division.

The district chief immediately felt the difference. The official documents that used to be like hieroglyphics could now at least explain the meanings of some of the terms. He could even guess the meanings as long as the civil servants did not deliberately make things difficult for him.

"Ju, he actually became smarter."

Avril said in shock.

"Why are you so shocked?" Bird complained. "Didn't I just tell you?"

"I thought you were lying to me..."

Avril lowered her head a little embarrassedly, but she seemed to think of something immediately, so she raised her little head and slapped Bird's face with her wet lips again.

"What are you doing?" Bird wondered.

"One more kiss, and I'll probably be smarter, right?" Avril said expectantly. "A few more kisses, and I'll be smarter than the Prime Minister, right?"

"........"

Bird was speechless for a moment, then said with a smile, "No, it's only once a day. If you want to be smart, come back tomorrow."

"Is that so." Avril thought for a moment, "Then remember to remind me next time."

"Yes, District Chief." Bird said with a smile.

Chapter 64 Pink Suspicious Liquid (First Order)

Bird stayed in the office for the entire morning, helping Avril understand the meaning of the documents and helping her quickly master the tricks.

However, in the afternoon, Bird saw that Avril had almost understood everything, so he left her alone in the office to study documents and went back to the villa to find Sarah.

In order to facilitate his work, Bird purchased a large villa next to the district government after getting approval. He changed the furniture style according to the one in the territory, so that people would feel familiar living there... He even brought the newly hired maids with him.

Sarah also moved in and was assigned rooms according to the original layout.

And when Bird returned to the villa and tried to find Sarah.

Sarah was still tinkering with the potion.

The strawberry-flavored magician lady wore a black Gothic long skirt, her legs were wrapped in soft black stockings, and she wore calfskin boots on her feet. She dressed beautifully even when she was studying potions.

"Hahaha!"

Suddenly, the magician burst into laughter and raised a small bottle of suspicious pale pink liquid in her right hand, her face full of excitement. "After several months of experimenting, trying various dosages and methods, I finally succeeded in mixing a hypnotic potion. I can now teach that pervert a lesson... No way!"

After she finished speaking, she slammed the table angrily and said, "This is completely different from what was written, okay?"

The folk remedy I copied down clearly stated that it had a hypnotic effect.

The results of the actual animal experiments showed that it wasn't hypnosis at all, it was directly Q-inducing, okay? The wild cats and dogs she fed the potion started to become aroused in public! It's simply too much! If it weren't for the cute cats and dogs, she would have just rolled a big fireball!

Although hypnosis is used to increase Q in many books, can you please not write random names when writing the recipe?

Feeding this to that pervert won't teach him a lesson at all, it will only create more victims, right?

The thought of all my efforts over the past few months going to waste.

The more Sarah thought about it, the angrier she became. She really wanted to smash the glass bottle in her hand.

But for some reason, the magician blushed, and her arm hanging in the air paused for a moment, and she did not really drop the pink potion in the glass bottle on the ground.

"At least it's the result of hard work."

Sarah stared at the small pink bottle. "No, no, I don't have any bad thoughts! And I won't be giving it to anyone else to drink. I'm just saving it for now!"

After convincing herself, Sarah opened the light-proof refrigerator and planned to find a place to put it.

The properties of many medicinal herbs and potions will change after being stored for a long time and need to be refrigerated, so the prepared potions will be placed in a storage cabinet engraved with a refrigeration magic circle.

Sarah's refrigerator was already filled with potions, carefully classified and organized according to their properties and effects. Even with her eyes closed, she could tell which row and column the potion she needed was in and she would never make a mistake.

at this time.

"Sarah, are you in there?"

With a question, the door of the potion room was pushed open:

Sarah was so frightened that she no longer cared about arranging the specific location. She hurriedly stuffed the potion bottle into a random place without even seeing which shelf it was.

After doing all this, she stood up again and turned to look at the culprit angrily.

"Pervert! Don't you knock on the door before entering someone else's room?" Sarah angrily stretched out a finger, as if ready to release a fireball at any time.

Bird didn't believe she would dare to set off a fireball in his potion room. He waved his hand nonchalantly and said, "Okay, I have something serious to talk to you about today."

"Business?" Sarah asked doubtfully. "What business? Is anyone sick?"

Ever since Sarah came to our house, no one goes to the doctor when they have a headache or fever, but goes directly to her.

“No one is sick.”

Bird rolled his eyes. "You haven't forgotten, have you? Our cause, the Pan-Magic Organization, EMM."

"cause?"

Sarah immediately remembered, her eyes widened as she said, "Of course I didn't forget! I just didn't expect a pervert like you to bring this up on your own initiative. I thought you had forgotten, and I've been busy all this time!"

"That was before."

Bird said seriously, "Now the time has come. We have sufficient funds, and Avril has become the district mayor. We don't have to worry about being banned as a cult. It's time to promote our EMM ideals in Forks."

In fact, the real reason is that Avril has just taken office as district chief and has no hope of promotion for a long time, so Bird plans to give him a second position, the chief secretary of the Pan-Magic Movement Party, to increase the influence and increase the rewards for daily harassment.

Speaking of rewards, Bird opened Sarah's character interface.