Supreme Bishop of Fontaine

"Isn't this bad?"

"Why don't you help him do it?"

"Then leave it to him."

…………Is this PV used to insult me?

I'm feeling a bit numb. This so-called sixth episode doesn't even have any show effect at all. It's just two people making fun of themselves, and they're having a lot of fun. Is self-entertainment fun? Do you really think this is interesting?

How about I make two episodes just to make fun of you and let you see if it’s interesting?

——Then Villette seemed to finally find it boring.

He continued, "Speaking of which, there's something I've always been curious about. I wonder how Ms. Funina met Ye, and how she made Ye stay in Fontaine and become the Supreme Bishop? I came here because I received a letter from Ms. Funina and became the Supreme Inquisitor. What was Ye's reason? As an Adventer, it seems that he has even less reason than I do to stay in Fontaine and become the Supreme Bishop, right?"

Oh? Are we finally getting to the point?

Ye perked up a little. Although this was the PV of the script provided by Funina, if it was really feasible, Ye would upload it.

Since I was the topic, it was understandable that I didn't appear on the show - but this show can't just be about criticizing myself the entire time, there also has to be enough information!

You should know that the PVs of the "Report to Lady Funina" series mainly attract audiences with the huge amount of information in each issue and the little Easter egg of Lady Funina at the end of the PV. It is unqualified if there is only insults but no information.

But obviously, Funina did not make this mistake.

Although she didn't know what the purpose of Ye filming this thing was, she did grasp the core of the show.

Therefore, Villette's question was the real opening of the show.

Taking the night as the topic, we need to reveal some information about the night, and where Funina starts is her first encounter with the night.

"This is a long story." Finina said meaningfully, "So let's make it short."

While saying this, while filming this scene, Funina couldn't help but recall what happened between her and Ye.

Everything started when Funina finally had the chance to relax in her room after a stressful day taking a bath. Suddenly, a man appeared above her, slammed down on her, and pinned her down.

——That was the beginning of all the bad karma.

Chapter 129 Ye and Funina's First Meeting

"Ugh…"

Funina lay in the bathtub, suppressing her sigh in her heart, but she said nothing.

As the Water God, there is no moment of relaxation in the day.

In theory, one's own room is a place where one can relax, but just in case, Funina never speaks out loud what is in her heart.

As long as she said it out loud, she might expose herself as a fake water god. In order to solve the prophecy, Funina had to be cautious at all times.

But the consequence of this caution... is pain.

Furninna felt a kind of suffocating pain.

When she first agreed to impersonate the Water God herself in the mirror, she actually could not have anticipated that impersonating the Water God would be such a painful thing.

But since the day he gave his first speech, this pain has become the norm.

Even when I'm alone, I dare not reveal the slightest flaw and need to keep my mind tense at all times. How long can I last in this state?

a year?

Two years?

Or ten years?

Finina didn't know, and now she could only hope that the day of completing her mission would come soon.

"Ugh……"

Sighing inwardly once again, Funina pressed the bottom of the bathtub with her left hand, preparing to sit up.

It's time to sleep.

Only by going to bed early and getting up early can you have a good spirit, and if you don’t have a good spirit, you will definitely not be able to hold on until tomorrow.

Finina understood this matter rationally, and she acted completely according to her rationality, not intending to be willful even once - because she was not qualified to be willful.

This is the responsibility that Funina bears.

So, even if you just want to relax in the bath, it can only go so far.

——But today is destined to be unusual.

Because at this moment, when Finina wanted to prop herself up, her eyes suddenly saw that the space on the ceiling above her... was broken.

Finina opened her eyes wide, watching a man fall out of the broken space. She had no time to react at all. She had just raised her body slightly but was pushed back.

"Peng!"

“Gulp, gulp, gulp…!”

The sound in front was that of Funina's head hitting the bathtub.

What followed was the sound of Furninna's head sliding into the water, her mouth wide open, and bubbling.

Oh no! I'm suffocating!

Is the fake Water God going to be drowned? Is this the punishment from the real Water God?

This thought flashed through her mind for a moment, but the next moment, Finina reacted. Enduring the pain in the back of her head, she propped herself up and sat up. She also picked up the man who was pressing on her and pushed him away.

——There was no time to be thankful, as Funina’s mind was already filled with panic.

What should I do? Am I going to be exposed? What should I do now? A true water god would never encounter such a thing, and even if he did, he would immediately punish the offender. But what about me? What should I do? I can't unleash any divine punishment! It's over! It's over! It's over! It's over! It's over! It's over! It's over! It's over! It's over!

——The more panicked you are, the calmer you become.

The fear in Furninna's heart did not show on her face. She was not even in the mood to think about her body being seen naked by a man. On the contrary, at that moment, she immediately found a way to survive from countless dead ends, which was not sure whether it was feasible or not.

Finina leaned back and resumed her position leaning against the bathtub, with her right leg raised, showing off her body. She looked at the black-haired man in front of her with interest, a playful smile on her lips.

"How daring! This is the first time I've met someone like you who dares to peek at the gods. How about my body? Do you think it looks good?"

No matter what this man wants to do, he must take back the initiative first.

No one knows what the water god looks like, so I perform the role of the water god.

So... the Water God doesn't care about this kind of thing, so there's nothing wrong with that, right?

Finina didn't know if it was feasible. After all, she was too panicked when she was suppressed just now. That was obviously the biggest flaw, but what was past was past. Don't think about it anymore. At this moment, this was the only solution she could come up with.

And the way to deal with her...

The man seemed a little weak, with his left arm resting on the edge of the bathtub. He turned his head slightly and looked at Funina.

"You are...Funina?"

Funina: "???"

Why the questioning tone? What's going on? Could it be that this man's presence here was just an accident? This man... Oops, he used the wrong attitude! He asked the wrong question!

Countless thoughts flashed through Finina's mind in an instant, and she tried every possible way to make amends again - but at this moment, the man closed his eyes and sank into the water with a splash.

"........."

After three seconds of silence, Funina suddenly sat up: "Hey! Are you okay?!"

Funina quickly fished out the man who seemed to have fainted and dragged him out of the bathtub. Without time to put on clothes, Funina checked the man's breath and then began emergency rescue.

However, after working for a long time, the man did not spit out any water, and his condition did not improve at all, and he still looked weak.

“What the…what the hell is going on…?”

Furninna looked bewildered.

After hesitating for a long time, Funina put on her clothes first, then took off the clothes of the unconscious man on the ground, wiped his body clean to prevent him from catching a cold, and then moved him to her own bed.

There was no other way. Although the situation was a little strange and she was at great risk of being exposed, there was no way Furninna would just throw this man out of her room. If someone saw her, would that be acceptable? And there was no way to explain it.

At the same time, Funina couldn't just kill the witnesses to prevent them from being exposed. She couldn't make the choice between the life of an entire nation and the life of an individual, which one should be sacrificed - unless the person sacrificed was herself.

Moreover, she really couldn't just sit back and watch someone who looked so bad and seemed to be in urgent need of help, and let him fend for himself.

So, what can we do?

Finina could only carry the man onto her bed with trepidation in her heart, and with a flushed face, she covered the naked male body with the quilt.

Ahem, this man is so handsome that it’s hard to control oneself.

Furninna calmed down a little.

Anyway, think about the lines first, and then figure out how to fool this man after he wakes up.

No matter what, the fact that he is a fake water god must not be exposed.

Soon, Funina thought of what to say and just waited for the man to wake up.

And then in this thought...

——Ten! Years have passed!!!

Chapter 130: This is not the way to serve your husband, right?

In this thought, ten years passed.

Nothing happened during this period... Sorry, I went off the rails.

A lot of things happened during those ten years. First of all, Funina felt something was wrong on the third day.

Three days passed, and Finina slept on the floor for three days, but the man was still unconscious.

During these three days, Funina kept a close eye on the other party's situation, not daring to reveal even the slightest flaw. She even had no room to relax in the room.

This was still a small matter. After all, the relaxation in the room was just a drop in the bucket - the important thing was that she slept on the floor for three whole days!!!

In his own room, the dignified Water God actually slept on the floor for three days. Is there any justice in this world?!

Oh yes, it would be better if there was no such thing as justice.

That won’t do! Even if there is no justice, there is still God above us!

I am God! Even if I'm a fake God, I'm still God now, right? How could someone in this world disrespect God like this?!

Finina glared at the man in front of her fiercely, and put the spoon towards his mouth with her right hand.

The man was helped up by Funina and leaned against the head of the bed. He closed his eyes and gently opened his mouth after feeling the touch of the spoon.

"You're definitely awake, right? Open your eyes now!"

Seeing this scene, Funina's eyes became even more evil.

On the first day, Funina was waiting for the man to wake up, but on the second day she realized something was wrong.

In order to prevent the man from starving to death, Furninna had to find a way to get him something to eat - and then she felt even more that something was wrong.

Because just when Funina didn't know how to feed him and just tried to put the spoon on him, he actually opened his mouth on his own.

At that moment, Funina immediately put down the plate and shook the other person's body vigorously.

——But it’s useless.

This man was like a dead person. He would open his mouth when he was fed, but would not move if he was not fed.

Pretending to be faint?

Finina had this suspicion and wanted to just ignore him and see how long he could hold it in before opening his eyes.

But after half a day, Funina still fed him.

There's nothing I can do, Lord Water God is just so soft-hearted.

But even though I feel soft-hearted, the more I think about it, the angrier I get.

Who is this guy? Why should I have to sleep on the floor just because of a stranger? He should be the one sleeping on the floor, right?!

But after thinking about it, how could I let a patient sleep on the floor?

——But this is the truth, and Furninna is still angry! !

"No, I have to sleep in the bed today too."

Furninna finally made the decision.