Type Moon: Social Death Nickname, Starting Lady Crane

[Mad King Cuchulain: ...]

Scathach: You're only running away now... It seems the intensity of my training was too low. Next time we come to the Land of Shadows, let's double the training!

[Cú Chulainn: ...No, Master, this was purely an accident!]

【…】

While the audience was discussing, Hercules on the screen quickly brought his beloved dog to the electrical appliance store.

however……

Unfortunately, today is the weekend, and things in Fuyuki City are usually closed on weekends.

He looked at the closed iron shutter in front of him, and then at the address Illya gave him in his hand.

There was also a hint of anger on his face.

"Aaaaaaa——!!!!"

Bang bang bang! ! ! !

He angrily grabbed Cu Chulainn's legs with both hands and pounded wildly at the closed shutter door!

There was a loud crash.

Cu Chulainn kept having an intimate collision with the door.

In the restaurant next to the electrical appliances, Emiya Shirou pushed open the glass door.

"It's really delicious, Saber."

Altria was wearing her everyday English dress, pale, but with her calloused hands resting on her abdomen.

"Shirou! The curry is delicious!"

As she said this, she patted her belly, obviously very satisfied with the meal.

Unfortunately, the portion size was too small and I couldn't even eat enough.

I was about to say something and was about to speak.

Just at this moment.

BOOM——!

Accompanied by a deafening explosion!

The dust rising into the sky and the stones flying in all directions drowned Shirou Emiya and Altria who had just walked out of the restaurant.

"Why!!!"

The two people were instantly rushed away before they even had time to react.

Saber, retreat!

In this short moment, Dracleus almost eliminated most of the members of this Holy Grail War!

And all this, just because of buying batteries! .

129: The "Bulldozer" of Celtic mythology? Doggo's new nickname! ?

At this moment, all the audiences were a little impatient.

I didn't expect it to happen in such a short time.

The Hero King, King Arthur, Cu Chulainn, and that Medusa!

More than half of the Heroic Spirits in the Fifth Holy Grail War were defeated by Hercules!

And all this happened just because of buying batteries!

I have to say, this is really a very magical thing!

In the world of the Fifth Holy Grail War, veins bulged on Cu Chulainn's forehead.

"This is too much! This is simply going too far!"

As the great hero of Kelk, he also doubles as a bulldozer!

Whether in his lifetime or as a heroic spirit, he spent most of his time in glory!

When have you ever been treated like this?

It’s okay that I can’t defeat that great Greek hero.

After all, I'm not fighting on home soil...

But he couldn't even escape, and even became the [Noble Phantasm] in the hands of Hercules!

Damn it, this is simply not giving dogs human rights! ?

Cu Chulainn couldn't help but doubt himself. Could it be that he had become weaker?

But think carefully about the details of the battle between myself and the red Acher.

Although I often go fishing, work, etc.

But it shouldn't be that weak.

Finally came to a conclusion!

It’s not that we are too weak, but that the enemy is too strong!

Those twelve trials are too awesome, they are simply tailored for me.

"Forget it, let's avoid each other next time we meet..."

Cu Chulainn said helplessly.

At this moment, a steady stream of comments are constantly appearing on the screen.

[Altria: Huh? Am I affected just because I bought batteries? Isn't this a bit too magical?]

Gilgamesh: Hahahaha! Fine! That fake and that Altria, I told you, I can't be the only one being treated like that! If that's the case, then next time I'll give you a whole corpse, okay?

Illya: Great! Berserker is indeed the strongest! He defeated that Saber so easily!

Mordred: This was clearly a sneak attack, totally unworthy of chivalry! Father had no idea you were planning a sneak attack! Does this count?! If Father had been serious, how could I have possibly defeated him?

[Charles the Lionheart: No, this isn't the Holy Grail War I imagined! I want to see King Arthur fight. Damn it, can't we have some proper fighting?]

【…】

Heroic spirits and magicians from all worlds discussed this matter.

The content on the screen continued to play.

Soon, several hours passed.

The entire Fuyuki City was also shrouded in the evening sunlight.

Cuchulainn and Heracles also sat among the ruins.

As for why the two of them stayed here, the reason was very simple.

Hercules was too embarrassed to go home.

After all, I didn't complete my master's task!

My Master will definitely be angry when I get back.

Perhaps only when facing Illya, this world-famous hero would he reveal such panic and worried tenderness.

The great hero who is never afraid or worried no matter what difficulties he faces is also extremely worried at this moment.

He really didn't want to disappoint his Master.

This is my first errand, and it’s to buy batteries. I can’t even complete such a simple task by myself!

For a moment, I was filled with guilt.

And at this moment, Cu Chulainn was sitting next to him.

At this moment, he also fully understood that it was almost impossible for him to escape.

I have completely given up that hope and just sits calmly by the side smoking.

He glanced at Hercules next to him and kindly reminded him.

"Although I don't know what happened, but shouldn't you go back?"

As soon as these words fell.

Hercules' muscles were tense, but he still stared at the note in his hand.

Not reconciled, really not reconciled.

Overwhelmed by this emotion, he angrily raised his strong arm and swung it down heavily on Cu Chulainn's head.

After being punched for no reason, the angry Cu Chulainn got up from the ground, looked at Hercules and questioned angrily.

“Why—!????”

At this moment, he suddenly saw that there was information on the back of the note in Hercules' hand.

Suddenly, as if he understood something, a smile appeared on his face.

It seems I am saved!

Thinking of this, he was also reminding Hercules in front of him.

"Berserker, look behind the note."

After this reminder, Hercules seemed to understand something.

I quickly took a look at the back of the note.

A large word appeared on it.

"If the electronics store isn't open—go to the department store!"

Receiving such unexpected news immediately made this famous hero excited.

“Aaaaaaaaa!!!!!”

Hercules instantly became energetic, stood up and roared freely.

Seeing this scene, Cu Chulainn smiled with relief.

At this moment he finally saw hope!

It seems that I am finally saved——!

But before he could finish his thought.

Hercules rushed towards Cu Chulainn in great joy, grabbed Cu Chulainn's legs with his giant hands as big as a palm fan, and spun around at high speed.

Cu Chulainn spun at high speed in his hands—!

Why doesn't this guy follow the script? He's doing that again.

“Aa ...

Cu Chulainn couldn't help but let out a scream.

However... all this would not affect Hercules at all.

Hercules excitedly waved Cu Chulainn and kept throwing him on the ground like he was throwing dough.

Bang bang bang——!!!

Cu Chulainn's head and body kept colliding with the rocks, rubble and steel bars in the ruins.

At this moment, seeing this scene, all the audience fell into complete silence.

A trace of pity for Cu Chulainn also arose in his heart.

What a miserable dog...

In the Land of Shadows.

Scathach fell completely silent.

She never thought that her apprentice would be so stupid.

It was obvious that when Cu Chulainn was with me before, his IQ was still online.