My youth story cannot be a knight war

[Is this... the scene when those monsters were originally sealed? ]

【"………Awake……"】

[The warrior defeated all the darkness that attacked him, turned around and walked towards the sarcophagus standing on the tall stone platform without hesitation, and lay down quietly inside. The coffin was then covered, sealing the warrior and the evil together in the endless darkness.]

【etc--】

[“…Wake up…”]

[On the closed coffin lid, a hand wearing some kind of bracelet gently stroked the words engraved on the sarcophagus.]

[A drop of water fell on the slender palm wearing the ornament, and a transparent water flower bloomed. ]

[Please wait! I have something to ask——]

[“Wake up! Zaimokuza, you rabbit!”]

[Zaimokuza tried to reach out his hand in front of that scene, but the next moment, the sad scene in front of him spun around, and then a violent shock came from his face.]

[“Guga!”]

[Zaimokuza, wearing only shorts and a short-sleeved shirt, was spread out on the brown wall, his handsome face was flattened into a dough ball, and then he slowly "slid" from the wall to the floor with an indistinct scream, his face pressed against the wall leaving a clear bloodstain on the wall.]

[“How can you sleep at your age? Hurry up and get to work! Do you still want your salary?!”]

[The visitor pulled open the curtains of the room with a swish sound, and the window facing the direction where the sun rises immediately shone with extremely strong sunlight, illuminating the dim room extremely brightly. The other party turned around, and the sunlight cast a long black shadow behind her, just covering the wooden seat that turned around on the floor.]

"You don't seem to be planning on paying me, are you? Miss Saki Saki."

【Zaimokuza covered his nose which was bleeding from hitting the wall and spoke incoherently, staring at the woman standing in front of him with a pair of dead fish eyes.】

[“Huh? Giving you food and lodging is already good enough, but you still want a salary? I haven’t asked you for the rent and food expenses for this room yet.”]

[The person who came was a tall woman with long silver hair that reached her waist and was tied into a ponytail at the back. Her facial features were charming and beautiful, and there was a black mole under the right corner of her eye. She was wearing a black waiter's uniform and a short skirt that made her look like a model, and her curvy figure was fully highlighted. Her long and beautiful legs were wrapped in translucent black stockings, and she was wearing a pair of high heels with seven-inch heels that directly raised her height to more than 1.7 meters, which was taller than most men in this country.]

[At this moment, this charming beauty is looking at Zaimokuza with frowned brows. The waiter uniform in front of her chest is propped up by the towering breasts that Yukinoshita Yukino can never reach. A silver nameplate hangs on her left chest, on which is written the Roman transliteration of her name. ]

【——Kawasaki Saki. 】

"This is... me?"

In a class at Sobu High School, Saki Kawasaki, who was sitting in her seat and was still a little sleepy, opened her green eyes, whose dark circles could not be concealed even with foundation, and looked at "herself" who appeared on her phone in surprise.

She had always viewed this weird video as a fun way to kill time, but now she appeared in it.

There was no way she could have mistaken herself. Unless she was a clone, there couldn't be another woman in the world named Saki Kawasaki with long silver hair and a mole at the corner of her eye like hers. Although the expression between her eyebrows, lips and eyes was more mature, there was no doubt that it was herself, or her future self!

What is this? Watching the fun and ending up being the fun?

[“And how many times have I told you to call me boss?”]

[Kawasaki Saki said with a dissatisfied expression, threw the waiter uniform in her hand into the arms of Zaimokuza who was sitting up, and hugged her hands under her chest, which further highlighted her plump and upright breasts.]

[“Hurry up and change your clothes and go downstairs. The guests are waiting for you to entertain them!”]

"It's the weekend after all, can't you let me sleep in a little longer, Saki-chan?"

【Zaimokuza took the waiter uniform and looked at his cold-blooded and ruthless beautiful boss with tears in his eyes. He blinked his bright eyes, hoping to inspire the other person's sympathy as a woman with this pure and pitiful look.】

[As soon as he finished speaking, a pair of gloves hit his face, physically sealing his childlike eyes.]

"Don't even call me "chan"! Weekend? Do you think you're still a student? I'm being kind by letting you sleep in until eight. I've said goodbye to weekends and holidays a long time ago. Hurry up and get up, or you won't even be able to stay in this attic."

[The ruthless capitalists had no mercy on the workers and issued the final notice in a cold and cruel manner.]

【"￥%#&&*#**￥&￥#￥##..."】

【Zaimokuza took off the gloves on his face with one hand, and stood up with his clothes in his hand, looking hopeless.】

[“Really? You’re already so old, but you still have no self-awareness. Without me, you’d still be an unemployed vagrant. You should be aware of what you’re doing—you, you, you, what are you doing!?”]

[Kawasaki Saki's face suddenly turned red in the middle of her complaints. She looked at Zaimokuza in a panic as he took off his short-sleeved shirt and exposed his upper body. His eight-pack abs and streamlined muscle lines looked like a glittering sculpture under the sunlight that shone into the room. This sudden action frightened her so much that she stepped back and subconsciously took the football from the table beside her and threw it at him.]

[“Guwaa!”]

[Zaimokuza, who was about to take off his pants, looked up with a puzzled look on his face, but was hit on the head by the oncoming football, and fell forward with a scream.]

【“Didn’t you ask me to change clothes?”】

[“I didn’t ask you to change in front of me! How old are you? Do you have any awareness of the difference between men and women?!”]

[Kawasaki Saki calmed down her breathing, put her hands on her hips and walked past the fallen Zaimokuza, looked at him and sighed.]

[“Get down quickly! You are the top guest today. Other guests have been waiting for a long time.”]

[After saying this, she bent down and grabbed the pull ring on the floor and pulled it up, then turned around and walked down the ladder, leaving the wooden seat lying on the ground with the football stuck in his face.]

【“…”】

【Zaimokuza pulled the football out of his face without saying a word, leaving a clear football mark on his face. Two long nosebleeds flowed out from his nose, which was cut by Hongmei for the second time. He looked up at the conical ceiling with a numb expression, and two manly tears flowed from the corners of his eyes.】

[Today is the seventh day since Zaimokuza returned to Tokyo from Nagano Prefecture. It is also the fifth day since the defeat of No.5. There are only two days left until the opponent's seventh day, if those Gurongi have the concept of the seventh day.]

[This week should be the longest week in Zaimokuza's life. Countless things happened this week, equivalent to the whole year in the past. ]

[The most explosive thing is that the police finally announced to the outside world the existence of the unconfirmed life form, Gurongi. ]

[There really is no way. The incident in Nagano Prefecture was relatively minor, but the incident on No. 5 was too big. The other party brought dozens of police cars to play a real-life offline version of Fast and Furious in Tokyo, Asia's largest city, crossing at least five urban areas. Along the way, there were more than sparks and lightning, it was like driving a Tesla in a storm. Not only were there many casualties, but the economic losses were even more terrifying. Under the pressure of surging public opinion and the difficulty of intelligence blockade, the Metropolitan Police Department only lasted three days before reluctantly releasing the intelligence.]

[This directly caused an uproar, and people from all walks of life demanded that the police give an explanation. Why did such an important thing only come out now? Where did these monsters come from? Why haven't they solved these monsters after so long? It's simply a waste of taxpayers' money! ]

[The Metropolitan Police Department was extremely worried about this, and held at least five press conferences in one week. All leaders fully demonstrated their profound craftsmanship. No matter what the media asked, they always answered "it's still under investigation" + "this is confidential" + "I don't have the authority" + old waists that can't bend. Someone with free time has calculated that in these press conferences, which averaged about an hour, the total time that all the participating leaders straightened their waists did not exceed ten minutes each.]

[Zaimokuza even saw Mr. Kosaka at the press conference. He bowed for someone else at the last press conference. He guessed that this was because the leader's waist had been bent for a long time and had caused a herniated disc, so he had to find someone to take over.]

[But all this actually has nothing to do with Zaimokuza, because in recent days, Kousaka Kyousuke has not called him (the other party bought Zaimokuza a mobile phone), which means that the Gurongi have not appeared to commit crimes in recent days, and the translation of the ancient inscriptions by Yukinoshita Yukino is still slow, and no important information has been given. ]

[And Zaimokuza, who was free, had to consider a realistic problem in front of him, which was——]

【What should I do for my next meal? 】

[“Here, these are the four cups of strawberry mousse you ordered, ladies. Please enjoy them. If they are delicious, please remember to give our store a five-star rating~”]

【Zaimokuza, wearing a slim black waiter uniform, handed a cup of strawberry mousse on a tray to the four girls in casual clothes sitting on the chairs in front of him with an impeccable and cheerful smile.】

[“Arigato!”]

[One of the girls with short brown hair cheered as she took a cup of strawberry mousse. She happily used the spoon that came with it to scoop out most of the cream on the cup and stuffed it into her mouth. Her entire face seemed to melt because of the sweetness in her mouth.]

[“Wei~ Don’t eat so much at once, you’ll get fat.”]

[A girl next to him with long, naturally curly light brown hair that reached her waist and thick eyebrows admonished the other person in a gentle voice.]

[“Huh? But I feel the same way at home, and my belly hasn’t gotten bigger. Instead, I feel like my chest has gotten heavier lately.”]

[The girl called Wei touched her belly with a confused look on her face, and then touched her chest which was propped up by her plain clothes.]

[“Idiot! Don’t do this in front of others! How ignorant are you!”]

[Another girl with long black hair hurriedly grabbed Yui's hand and turned to look at Zaimokuza, who was still smiling, apologetically.]

[“Well, it’s a rare trip to Tokyo, Mio, just let Yui have some freedom and leave some happy memories.”]

[The last girl, who was wearing a headband and had her hair standing upside down, looked very boyish. She crossed her legs, leaned one hand on the soft backrest of the sofa, took a cup of strawberry mousse, scooped a spoonful into her mouth, and squinted her eyes in satisfaction.]

Tamai Nakazai, Toyogo Town, Shiga Prefecture, Japan.

"Mio! This sister looks like you!"

Tian Zhongli, who was still in elementary school, pointed at the black-haired girl on the TV in front of him, and looked at his good friend who also had long black hair with surprise.

"that is true."

Akiyama Mio, a fifth-grade elementary school student, looked at the "big sister" on TV who looked very similar to herself, and couldn't help but open her big eyes wide with curiosity.

[“Xiao Lu, you’re so silly. This is not the question.”]

[The girl with long black hair named Mio sighed and reached out to take the last cup of strawberry mousse on the tray in front of her. When she got the spoon and cup with both hands, a pair of hands wearing black gloves suddenly held her delicate hands.]

【"Why?"】

[The girl was stunned, and then her hands and the strawberry mousse in her hands were raised together. Her eyes followed the movement until she saw Zaimokuza's affectionate eyes.]

[“My lady, you are so beautiful, like a pure lily blooming in the light. This cup of strawberry mousse was created just for you to taste it!”]

[Zaimokuza said affectionately, the sunlight outside the window shone through the translucent curtains onto his side face, casting a hazy golden filter on half of his face, and the other half was covered with a layer of shadow. The iris of his eyes reflected the girl's gradually red face, which was like a golden lake reflected in the sunlight.]

[“Eh? Hey, hey, hey! Me, me, me! That!?”]

[Akiyama Mio, who had never had such close contact with a man, especially a handsome man of this quality, looked at the two people's hands clasped together, feeling the warmth of the other's palms through the gloves. Her fair face heated up sharply, and her eyes gradually began to turn.]

[“If you can only taste this cup of strawberry mousse once, it would be such a pity for it. It is simply born at the wrong time. Meeting the right you at the wrong time is the tragedy of its birth!”]

【Zaimokuza spoke affectionately, and with familiar movements, he took out a stack of postcards from his chest pocket and stuffed it into the girl's other hand holding the soup spoon, wrapping the other's delicate palm and gently closing his five fingers one by one.】

[“Please take these postcards and share the joy of tasting this cup of strawberry mousse with every friend and relative you know. Please remember to come back to visit and taste it again. It is waiting for your arrival because it was made for you.”]

「Ahhh… That’s——」

[Chi——]

[Under the girl's blood-red face and mosquito-repellent eyes, and the wide-eyed gaze of her three companions, Zaimokuza lowered his head and gently kissed the back of her white and tender hand that was holding a soup spoon and a stack of postcards. ]

[Looking at the handsome white-haired man kissing her hand and feeling the soft touch of the back of his hand, Akiyama Mio rolled her eyes and fainted. ]

[“Wait! Mio! Wake up!”]

[“Mio-chan! Wake up!”]

[Amid the exclamations of Akiyama Mio's friends, Zaimokuza smiled and released the other's hand, turned around and stood up, his expression collapsed into a cat-like face at an angle that only Kawasaki Saki behind the counter could see.]

[The other party responded with a thumbs-up with an appreciative expression. ]

Nice! Another order.

[Zaimokuza seemed to hear this hallucination in his ears, and the corners of his mouth twitched, and a strong sense of guilt surged from his heart. ]

[This is his current job, as a waiter in a restaurant called Bellissimo Ricordo.]

【This matter started five days ago. 】

[At that time, Zaimoku, who had just defeated the unidentified life form No. 2000, was riding Triangle Chaser and happily frolicking on the street when he suddenly realized that he seemed to have nowhere to go.]

[This made him stand there in a daze on the street, his expression was like a Husky who had sneaked out of the house to play and forgot the way home. ]

[As far as he knew, Yukinoshita Yukino had always lived in the school, and lived in a single graduate student dormitory. It was definitely not right for a grown man like him to shamelessly ask for help from others after they paid so much for breakfast. That would be too shameless.]

[As for Mr. Kosaka——I don’t even seem to have his phone number. ]

[After searching every corner of his body, he found that all his remaining property was only 1000 yen, a mobile phone that someone had left under the seat, a police-issued motorcycle, and a badly worn travel backpack. After realizing that the money he had saved had been gloriously sacrificed along with his previous beloved motorcycle to save people, Zaimokuza's face turned as green as vegetables. ]

[Is this forcing me to become an Internet cafe refugee? ]

【After racking her brains, she remembered that there was an editor named Machida who she could go to. She called with joy, but the person who answered was a nurse from the hospital. She told Zaimokuza that Ms. Machida had probably received a great deal of mental stress in the past few days, and the mental trauma had even caused physical complications. In addition, she had a history of long-term drinking and staying up late, which led to physical weakness. She had a high fever of more than 40 degrees. She fainted at home and was discovered by a visitor. She urgently called the hospital for an ambulance. As a result, the ambulance also sent the visitor who was unconscious for unknown reasons to the ambulance when it arrived.】

[The former was just discharged from the hospital a few days ago, but Ms. Machida's condition is not very good. It is said that she would say "I didn't eat!" and "I really didn't eat meat!" in her dreams at night. It is said that this matter also alarmed the police, and a police officer named Kosaka led the investigation. ]

[Zaimokuza wondered why Editor Machida, who was fine when he contacted him before returning to Japan, suddenly went to the hospital. He also sent his blessings and greetings. After sending the last savior, he touched the only 1,000 yen bill left in his pocket and sighed, is it really God's will to kill me? ]

As Zaimokuza, crouching on the sidewalk with a worker and a cup of instant noodles he'd bought from a convenience store, watched the annual fantasy comedy film "The Four-Character Hero and the Power of a Million Heroic Spirits Bravely Fight the Mastermind, MOSS," playing on the building screen in front of them, a passing beauty spotted him in his miserable state.

[Kawasaki Saki was Zaimokuza's classmate in high school. They could barely be considered friends, but they didn't keep in touch much after graduation. He only knew that she later opened a restaurant in Tokyo.]

After learning of Zaimokuza's plight, the kindhearted Miss Saki generously offered a helping hand. Zaimokuza, touched by the beautiful woman's kind smile, sniffed his nose, which had been frozen by the night wind, and firmly grasped her hand.

[Sure enough, it’s good to have friends when you go out, and friends will never cheat on friends!]

[——As a result, after he entered the restaurant she owned and was treated to a sumptuous dinner and stayed overnight, the next day, Ms. Saki tore off her kind disguise and revealed her true evil face to the ignorant rabbit.]

"That meal wasn't free, and the room I'm staying in isn't free either. You have to pay for it. As a capitalist, Ms. Saki only cares about money, not people. Since you've stepped into this restaurant, eaten my food, and stayed in my room, you have to pay, not a penny less!"

[The innocent rabbit had never seen such a trap before. After being confused for a while, he argued that even if it was free, it was only considered free if he knew in advance that he would not pay later. Since I didn't know anything, then it was not free! I didn't commit any crime! ]

Ms. Saki scoffed. "If you don't give it to me, I'll call the police. Don't you have a history of defrauding the police? Weren't all those IDs burned in a fire in Nagano Prefecture? Do you want me to call the police over and see who they believe? Who knows? It might even be that old acquaintance you defrauded!"

[This series of attacks directly cleared the rabbit's health bar to zero, and it finally fell humiliatingly under the pomegranate skirt and black silk legs of the despicable capitalist, and was driven by him like a war horse and a hound. ]

[Without having time to think about why the capitalist lady knew so much about his schedule and actions, Zaimokuza was forced to abandon his dignity, trample on the bottom line he insisted on, and use his beauty to attract every young girl passing by this magic cave. He was forced to learn the words and tricks taught by his immediate boss to confuse them, and finally gave them a postcard leading to this magic cave, bewitching them to let more innocent girls come here and become blood bags squeezed by the capitalists. ]

[At first, the righteous General Ashikaga Yoshiteru tried his best to resist this. He had lived an upright life and had never done anything sneaky. How could he do such a dirty thing? ? ]

[But facing the bill that the capitalist lady waved, looking at the newly added accommodation fees for the past few days, he finally had to bend his originally straight back.]

[There is no way. Money may be omnipotent, but being without money is absolutely impossible. As the saying goes, a penny can make a hero fall. This is a wise saying left by our ancestors. When the boss has no money to give you, you are his father. When he gives you money, he is your second parent. The boss who makes you owe money is even more kind to you. ]

【It's not a big deal to make money. 】