People in Zongman: My Dimensional Cuisine

Wei's lips twitched as she said, "Hell... seriously?"

Lucifer sighed, flicked his finger, and the next moment he saw Wei clutching her heart, her forehead covered in sweat. After lowering his finger, Lucifer casually said, "You're not the first to have doubts, nor the first to need me to prove it."

Wei clutched her heart and said, "What did you just do? I feel like my heart is going to explode..."

Lucifer thought for a moment and said, "In terms you can understand, I used a bit of magic to grab your heart. With just one thought, you'll be a corpse."

Wei sighed and said, "They really are a terrifying existence..."

"Lucifer, bring the bowl over when you're done eating."

"Oh!"

Lucifer finished the last few pieces of fruit and then took the bowl into the kitchen. Wei said blankly, "So obedient?"

Caitlin propped her head up with her hand and said, "I remember saying that the Queen of Hell was that bad man's lover..."

"While I agree that you call him a bad man, in some ways Bai Yu is still quite good."

Just as Caitlin finished speaking, she saw Lucifer come out with a glass of juice. Yuko Ichihara once said, "It's only because Lucifer has magic and isn't human that she's like this. Otherwise, with her love of late-night snacks and sweets, she would have become as fat as a ball by now."

Caitlin whispered, "What does 'in a sense' mean...?"

Lucifer tilted his head as he sipped his juice and said, "Hmm...besides taking your gun, what else is wrong...um...and a bit of a schemer, though you haven't seen it..."

Caitlin paused, opened her mouth, then fell silent. It seemed that aside from having her gun taken away, there was really nothing wrong with it; in fact, everything was fine...

Wei propped her head up with her hand and said listlessly, "More than that, I'm more concerned about what you mean by the shame of the police force."

Caitlin glanced at Vi gratefully. Vi was a volatile person, but also a thoughtful one. She was clearly trying to change the subject, and although it was abrupt, there was nothing wrong with it.

Lucifer sighed and recounted the story of Kiyoaki Aguya and Shunka Hiyama. Then he saw two people, both women, who looked furious.

It was obvious that Vi, while saying she wasn't like a woman, was just saying it casually. Caitlin, needless to say, slammed her hand on the table and shouted, "This isn't a policeman! This is a bastard! A criminal! A lunatic! A madman!"

Wei subconsciously clenched her fist and said, "That bastard! How can someone like that be allowed to enforce the law?! And what kind of evil seedling is he? I really want to punch him!"

Lucifer tilted his head and asked, "Wearing boxing gloves or not?"

Vi said in a deep voice, "Of course we should wear it! Otherwise, what's the point?! This kind of guy! This disgusting man doesn't even need to be sentenced in Piltover, the enforcers and mission personnel can just take care of him on the spot, right, Caitlyn!"

Caitlin nodded, and Lucifer said with a smile, "So one of the reasons I like your sense of justice isn't warped... Don't worry, that guy has been traumatized by Bai Yu, but it's only revealed a more disgusting side of him. Bai Yu said he'll handle it..."

Caitlin nodded, then suddenly paused, looking shocked, and said, "But using violence without authorization is unacceptable!"

Lucifer waved his hand and said, "There are legitimate means to handle this, so you don't need to worry about it. Besides, if I see that man again, I might not be able to resist squeezing his heart out..."

Caitlyn and Vi both swallowed hard. Did this Queen of Hell have to say such terrifying things while drinking her beverage? But they didn't say anything more. Just then, a rich aroma wafted out.

Wei stared wide-eyed in shock and exclaimed, "What food is this? It smells so good!"

Lucifer didn't pay much attention, because she didn't know either. She just knew Bai Yu was cooking Sichuan cuisine. However, Lucifer was quite curious about what that light dish Bai Yu was making was...

Please subscribe! Please add to your favorites! Please rate! Please comment! All of this is requested!!!

Chapter 399 Kasugano Sora's Chinese Language Teacher, a Stubborn Blind Date Sufferer (Please Subscribe~)

Lucifer was right; Bai Yu really was cooking Sichuan cuisine. All the dishes Bai Yu prepared for Caitlin and Vi were Sichuan dishes, but Caitlin's dishes were different from what one would normally expect.

Caitlin's light meal wasn't the kind of vegetarian dish or soup she had imagined. On the contrary, Bai Yu had prepared a completely reversed meal for Caitlin, consisting of a heavily flavored vegetarian dish and a light meat dish.

Bai Yu stretched while looking at the food in the pot and said lazily, "I have absolutely no idea what life is like for the people of Piltover..."

Caitlin and Vi were already drooling. No one knows whether a dish will be successful until they taste it, but whether a dish can be eaten depends on its appearance and taste. If a dish smells terrible and looks awful, only a discerning gourmet would try it.

However, if a dish is visually appealing and has a delicious aroma, making it very appetizing and emitting its own enticing fragrance and pleasant sounds, people will want to try it.

Bai Yu has clearly achieved perfection in color, aroma, and taste. The aroma, in particular, always gives guests a sense of torment. Many people arrive early because they don't want to wait while smelling their own food and watching others eat. That feeling is truly agonizing.

Wei tapped the table with one finger and stomped her foot on the floor as she said, "Hey... Caitlin, what is this smell? Why does it smell so good? And, even after all this, it's still not done?"

Caitlin, with her hands clasped together, said softly, "I don't know, where do I find out the way...?"

While playing on his phone and sipping his drink, Lucifer casually said, "You don't want to ask me, do you? I don't know either. Just wait and eat. But speaking of which, I'm really curious what kind of light dishes Bai Yu will make for you."

Caitlin was taken aback, and before she could speak, she saw Kasugano Sora run down. Caitlin quickly said, "It's Jinx's friend!"

Kasugano Sora was taken aback and tilted her head, saying, "You're the policewoman who was scared to tears by Yuuko and Lucifer that day..."

Caitlin blushed and shouted, "Let's not talk about the past!"

Kasugano Sora shrugged and didn't seem inclined to continue, but just as she was about to leave, she saw Vii. After a moment of surprise, Kasugano Sora said with some emotion, "What a cool older sister!"

Wei was taken aback for a moment, then laughed and said, "Hahaha! Caitlin, did you hear that?"

Before Caitlin could even speak, Vi smiled and asked, "Little girl, what's your name?"

"Kasugano Sora... are you and that policewoman colleagues?"

"Yes, my name is Vi, the enforcer of Piltover."

Kasugano Sora thought for a moment before exclaiming, "Oh! You're Vi, the one Jinx was talking about. No wonder you're mortal enemies... You're both equally cool girls..."

Vi was taken aback and asked in confusion, "Jinx? She said something about me? What did she say?"

Kasugano Sora hesitated for a moment, then shook her head and said, "I don't remember! I'm going to get something!"

She was about to run away after saying that, but Lucifer stopped her. Lucifer asked in confusion, "Xiao Qiong, why did you run down here? Weren't you doing your homework? Are you done?"

Kasugano Sora shook her head and said, "It's too hard! And there's so much left! I still have my Chinese homework to do, but I know how to do this! So I came down to get a drink! And I also want to get some for Rantabi and the others."

Lucifer nodded, puzzled, and said, "Wait a minute, what you're saying is that you're only good at Mandarin? Do you really like Mandarin class that much?"

Hearing this, Kasugano Sora said pitifully, "No, Lucifer-neechan, I was forced to learn Chinese!"

Lucifer was taken aback, and said with a puzzled look, "No, I don't understand what you mean. You said you're good at Chinese, not because you like Chinese class, but because you're forced to like it. What do you mean by 'forced'? Is someone forcing you to study?"

Kasugano Sora shook her head and said, "It's because our Japanese language teacher is just too... too unique. Although she's a great beauty and has a lot of charisma, but... um..."

"but what?"

"I can't find the right adjective, but if I had to say, I'd say he has a terrible personality... and he has this hot-blooded youth vibe... like the kind of person who'd get called on to answer a question if they zoned out in class..."

Lucifer sighed and said, "Huang Ying has a female teacher like this... Her boyfriend must be really something to keep her in check..."

Kasugano Sora sighed and said, "I asked Akemi about that teacher, but Akemi told me that the teacher couldn't find a boyfriend, so her family often arranged blind dates for her, but none of them were successful... Later, she got so annoyed with it that she just came to Sakura to become a teacher..."

"What's the connection?"

"Because Zhu Mei said that she came to the girls' school to interact with more girls and find out why she was single. Also, the female teachers at Huangying are all very beautiful and have great temperament."

Lucifer sighed and said, "It seems your Mandarin teacher won't be able to learn it anytime soon... But just look at Ziyin to see what kind of teachers she has at her school. Go on, aren't you going to play games with Hinami Aoi tonight?"

"Oh no! I forgot! Brother Baiyu! I want a Coke! And Sister Lantabi and the others' drinks too!"

"Take it yourself~"

"Oh!"

Kasugano Sora ran out carrying several cans of cold drinks, nodded to Caitlin and the other girl, and then dashed upstairs. Upstairs, they heard some words like, "Well done, Sora. It's still early, no need to rush."

Lucifer sighed and said, "Ziyin's school is really strange... She's beautiful and has a great presence, but she just can't find a boyfriend. Is it a problem with her personality, or a problem with her habits...? It's really strange..."

Lucifer, thinking of this, suddenly glanced at the two policewomen with a strange smile. Wei's lips twitched, and she said, "Queen Lucifer... what are you trying to say?"

Caitlin nodded and said, "I feel you're thinking something very rude..."

"Huh? Maybe~"

Please subscribe! Please add to your favorites! Please rate! Please comment! I'm asking for everything!!!

Chapter 400 Shion's Senior, Hiratsuka Shizuka, Shion's Helplessness (Please Subscribe~)

Although Vi is a tomboy, she still knows she is a woman. Caitlin is even more so; when they saw Lucifer's expression earlier, they could clearly feel the playfulness in his eyes.

That expression was clearly asking them, "Are you two policewomen single? Why are you single?"

After realizing that his very "concealed" gaze had been discovered, Lucifer sighed and said, "Don't be nervous, why are you so agitated?"

Vi and Caitlin were furious but dared not speak out against Lucifer's smiling face. They were single, and they were happy with that! Wasn't being a single aristocrat a problem?! Wasn't it wrong to be beautiful for their own enjoyment?! As if you weren't single... You really weren't... As if your man was so great... He was actually quite good! So infuriating!

Lucifer glanced at the two who looked distressed and smiled. Sure enough, these two policewomen were the most interesting. As for that Aguya Kiyoaki, let's just destroy him.

Thinking of this, Lucifer started chatting in the group again, glancing at the two policewomen every now and then before continuing his conversation. Caitlin and the others didn't know what Lucifer was doing or what he was holding, but his playful expression made them both feel very uncomfortable.

In fact, Lucifer was just checking to see if the two policewomen were still watching her, but she didn't expect that to be the case. She was chatting with Shion Souin.

The topic of conversation was naturally that female teacher. Lucifer was taken aback when he learned who the female teacher was. Goodness, she was the senior of Souryuin Shion, two years older than her. They had a good relationship in school, but then there was no news of her until she came to Huangying two years ago.

When this senior learned that Soryuin Shion was the chairperson, she immediately took Shion out for drinks that very night. Soryuin Shion said that she had a big appetite and loved eating meat, yet she never gained weight. That night, after drinking too much, she grabbed Soryuin Shion and cried for a long time, saying that she couldn't find a boyfriend, but Shion, you're so lucky, your boyfriend is always by your side, and you're so loving.

This senior's family is also very wealthy. In the end, Shion of Sou-ryuin told her that the senior's name is Hiratsuka Shizuka. Although her name is Shizuka, she is surprisingly a passionate girl.

Lucifer almost burst out laughing, because it was rare to see Shion Kanadein make so many sarcastic remarks, and between the lines were complaints about Hiratsuka Shizuka constantly dragging her to complain about how failed blind dates tormented her.

But what really made Lucifer unable to hold back was that Soryuin Shion said that, whether it was Akemi who leaked the news or not, Hiratsuka Shizuka actually knew that there were plans to get married and rushed all the way from the Imperial Sakura Girls' Academy to the Imperial Sakura University and kicked a hole in her office door.

Then she said that she wanted Kanadein Shion to go drinking with her on Saturday and Sunday, otherwise she would fight Kanadein Shion, saying that she was disloyal and so on. Her pitiful appearance made Kanadein Shion feel helpless and amused at the same time.

"Hahaha! Zhanzhan is going to get dragged over too! Hahahaha! Female warriors against female warriors! This is so much fun!"

Just as Caitlin was about to speak, she heard footsteps. Caitlin and Vi turned around at the same time and saw Bai Yu pushing a food cart out. The four dishes covered with lids made Caitlin and Vi look on with anticipation.

"First up is Ms. Wei..."

"Hey bro, just call me Wei. You're the first guy I've ever thought was pretty good~"

"Okay, Wei, this is your wine, but I personally recommend that you drink it with your meal, because that wine is not suitable to drink with the meal, but is suitable to drink with the snacks afterwards."

Looking at the large mug of beer bubbling with hops in front of her, and the white frost left on the glass, Wei swallowed hard and said, "Is this ale?"

"No, this is beer. Although it's also ale, it's a bit different. You could call it an enhanced version. And then there's your food."

"Wei, your main dish is boiled beef, and for accompaniment... hawthorn spare ribs~"

Looking at the two dishes in front of her, which were emitting an enticing aroma and were predominantly red, Wei swallowed hard. She had never seen these dishes before, but she knew they must be delicious.

Whether it's the slices of meat quietly soaking in the bright red broth, gleaming slightly under the light, or the ribs that look like crystal carvings with an enticing sheen, or even the hawthorns on top that are as beautiful as rubies, all of these are strong evidence that gave Wei this feeling.

Just as Wei was about to speak, Bai Yu said, "Please wait a moment, your main course is almost finished. So, next up is you, little policewoman~"

Caitlin turned her gaze away from Vi's cooking, her face slightly flushed, and said, "My name is Caitlin! Caitlin! Don't always call me 'Little Policewoman'!"

"So, little policewoman, your dishes are Mapo Tofu and... Steamed Sea Bass~"

Caitlin looked at the tender white tofu bubbling in the bright red broth in the ceramic pot, and the aggressive aroma made her swallow hard.

Believe it or admit it, the mere smell, sight, or even thought of sour and spicy flavors can make your mouth water. It's the numbing spiciness accompanied by scalding heat, and the refreshing sourness accompanied by coolness.

Caitlin swallowed hard and forced her gaze to the steamed sea bass. As the name suggests, it was steamed, but it still showcased the pure white and fresh taste of the fish.

Caitlin didn't even mind Bai Yu calling her "Little Policewoman," and swallowed hard before saying, "Is my dish also one step away?"

After thinking for a moment, Bai Yu nodded, picked up a beautifully presented glass of drink from the side, and said, "This is a cocktail I've mixed. Of course, you can wait until your fruit arrives before drinking it. This is the final step in your cooking..."

Caitlin looked at the champagne in the glass in front of her, which looked like melted agate, took a breath, and said, "So, what step is Vi missing?"

Wei nodded repeatedly. She didn't want to ruin the deliciousness of the dish because of her impatience. When Bai Yu poured the sizzling hot oil in front of them, and when the last few sprigs of bright green cilantro were sprinkled on top, Wei knew that her patience was justified.

Bai Yu gave each of them a bowl of rice, indicating they could ask if they needed more, and then said softly, "Enjoy your meal, both of you~"

Lucifer held up his phone to show Bai Yu as he approached. Bai Yu glanced at it, smiled, and said, "This is really interesting, but... eh?"

"What's wrong? Huh?!"

Please subscribe! Please add to your favorites! Please rate! Please comment! All of this is requested!!!

Chapter 401 Wei's Curse, Hiratsuka Shizuka is Coming! (Please Subscribe~)

There are some foods in the world that you don't need anyone to teach you how to eat; your subconscious mind tells you how to eat them and how to make them taste better.

Caitlin didn't even know what tofu was, but she still knew how careful she had to be when eating it. She blew on it, scooped up a spoonful and placed it on top of the rice, put it in her mouth, breathed on it, endured the spiciness, the numbing sensation, and the scalding heat, chewed, and swallowed. This was her only instinct.

After that, take a bite of the beautifully bright red broth. From the tofu and broth, white and red intermingled, to the white rice and red broth, white and red intermingled, the delicious combination of the two colors is Mapo Tofu, an irresistible delicacy.

Caitlin knew she had lost her composure after just one bite, because she could clearly feel the fine sweat on her forehead, and she could clearly feel that her lips had turned very red from the spiciness. She knew that she was breathing out hot air because she had been burned, but she felt that this thing, this thing called Mapo Tofu, was how it should be eaten.

Wei on the other side did the same. She even ate chili peppers in pursuit of excitement, and her face turned bright red from the spiciness. Coughing, she grabbed an ice-cold beer and, not exactly a lady, took a big gulp straight from the glass. The icy beer went down her throat and she calmed down completely. The transition from the height of summer to the coolness of autumn took only a moment.

Such contrasts of hot and cold, such aroma and freshness, such numbing and spicy flavors, are all contained in these chewy, tender slices of meat, in this glass of ice-cold beer, and in this bowl of equally red and white rice.

"Phew... Caitlin, this is the first time I've ever seen you eat like this!"