People in Zongman: My Dimensional Cuisine

After Lucifer finished speaking, everyone silently looked at the group. Yuko Ichihara paused for a moment before asking in confusion, "Why are you all looking at me? I'm not a lazy bum!"

"We're not just salted fish!" by Yukari Yakumo

“Sizzle.…”xn

After thinking for a while, Eirin Yagokoro sighed and said, "In a sense, most of those who move here are probably in a rather laid-back state..."

Lucifer paused for a moment and said, "Hmm? Why do you say that? For example?"

Eirin Yagokoro tilted her head and said, "It's very simple. If Tsunade came, what do you think a ninja should do?"

“This.…”

"Esdeath, what brings a general from another world here?"

"Huh?" xn

"Jinx...."

Lucifer simply waved his hand and said, "I have plans for Jinx."

"Hmm? What's the arrangement?"

Lucifer chuckled and said, "Find two people to accompany her to university, otherwise, with her personality, she'll never be able to stay still. If you can't let her cause trouble, then let her do her homework."

"You're a devil..."

They couldn't even imagine what it would be like if Lucifer left Jinx at university. Jinx attending classes? Jinx writing papers? They couldn't even fathom it.

Kazami Yuuka said softly, "Who do you want to accompany her to university?"

"Xiao Qiong and the others are going to university, there are already enough people. More than that, what I care about is, don't you think there are still many people who should go to university?"

"For example?"

Lucifer chuckled and glanced at Nami, who twitched her lips and said, "You haven't given up on getting me into university... I'll think about it later. But I do know Robin would be very interested; she might even get a double or triple degree..."

Yuuko Ichihara paused for a moment and said, "Eh? Robin loves studying that much?"

Nami nodded and said, "That's right. Robin's dream is to find the truth of history and to keep learning new knowledge. So Robin might actually get multiple degrees. She'll probably be interested in history, literature, and the like."

"That's really great. By the way, Nami, aren't you planning to look for your other crew members when you go back this time?"

"There will be a next time, but I do want to go find Robin, because I still don't know where Robin was filmed, and it makes me very worried."

"Um..."

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Chapter 248 Eri Kisaki's Age: A Fatal Age Flaw (Please Subscribe~)

After chatting for a while, Lucifer chuckled and said, "Miss Fei is really beyond my expectations. You've all seen it, haven't you?"

"Hmm!" xn

Nami and Riven asked, looking puzzled, "What did you see?"

With a smile, Zhengyi said, "Eri Kisaki is still a young girl... So let's go back to the original question: what exactly is going on with Ran Mouri?"

"this..."

Yuko Ichihara nodded and said, "That's right. And Lucy asked her how many years she'd been in this job. If we go back that timeline, she's been doing this for six or seven years. Pay attention to that timeline, something's definitely not right!"

Even those like Riven and Hong Meiling, who are slow to react in non-combat situations, were taken aback. Hong Meiling asked in confusion, "What's wrong? Isn't Miss Fei a top-notch lawyer? It's amazing that she's reached this position in six or seven years. Doesn't that mean she's a talented woman?"

Zdelada grinned and said, "The problem lies with this talented woman."

"Huh? What do you mean?"

Zdelada laughed and said, "I know about the legal profession. There are internships and formal exams. Only after passing all of them can one become a real lawyer. At most, it would take two years for her, but she is a genius and a graduate of a world-class university. One year is not unreasonable."

“It’s not too much.”

Pandemonica pushed up her glasses and said, "A genius like Miss Fei would have completed her studies normally even without skipping grades, right? Miss Fei doesn't seem to be a PhD, meaning she's at most a graduate student, right?"

"Yes." xn

Pandemonica said softly, "If you go to university at eighteen and are not an international student, the study period is four years. You graduate at twenty-two. Except in China, most graduate programs are one, two, or three years long, but two-year programs are more common. So you graduate at twenty-four."

"After a year of internship and exam preparation, she became a professional lawyer at twenty-five, and has been practicing for six or seven years. If we calculate seven years for her, she'd be thirty-two. Putting aside how well she's maintained herself, just... Xiao Lan is sixteen or seventeen this year. Even if she's sixteen, tell me, how old were you when Miss Fei gave birth to Xiao Lan?"

Riven and the others were stunned for a moment, then realized with horror that, according to this calculation, she had given birth to Xiaolan at such a young age?! Ten months of pregnancy... this...

Gurefia said softly, "That's not the key point. The key point is, if that's the case, she should have been preparing for exams and getting ready for school during that time... Was she really going to take the baby to class...?"

"This..."

"However, if none of these apply, how do you raise a child?"

Riven and the others finally realized what was going on. Hong Meiling said with some doubt, "But, is it possible that she has been struggling with whether or not to become a lawyer for many years?"

"If she doesn't become a lawyer, why would she study this specific major?"

"That's true... It really is strange to say that, especially considering she's still a young girl..."

Riven sighed and said, "At first I thought everything was fine, but then you all sensed something was off? Wait..."

"What's wrong? Is something wrong? It's impossible for so many people to misread and miscalculate addition and subtraction problems involving numbers less than fifty."

Yukari Yakumo also said with a smile, "Let's not hide it anymore. Ran and I are both very good at math, especially mental arithmetic."

Ran Yakumo nodded seriously. This was something she was quite proud of; she could mentally calculate incredibly long and difficult equations that would take humans a considerable amount of time to input on a computer, all in an instant...

Riven shook her head and said, "No, what I mean is, do you think... Bai Yu found out?"

Silence. A deathly silence fell. Everyone was still, even Yakumo Cheng and Flandre were stunned. Their stunned silence wasn't because they themselves had grasped the truth, but because suddenly everyone else had...

After a long silence, Remilia smiled and said, "I'm suddenly very curious about Mr. Shiraha's reaction..."

Lucifer and the others nodded in agreement. Meanwhile, in the kitchen, Bai Yu, while preparing food, murmured, "Why does this age feel so strange?"

Just then, Eri Kisaki, who was driving home on the other side, suddenly paused, as she was surprised to find that she seemed to have missed something.

As Eri thought about it, after a long while, her pupils suddenly contracted and cold sweat appeared on her forehead. She finally remembered.

How many years have you been in this profession?

"Six or seven years..."

"Six or seven years..."

Eri swallowed hard and said, "No way... they were just asking casually, right...? I guess so... Tsk... what's wrong with them today..."

It was obvious that Eri had thought of it, but she would rather she didn't have such a keen intuition, because she was destined to overthink things today.

However, she wasn't the only one having wild thoughts. In another room, a girl was holding a cup of instant noodles and watching anime intently on her computer.

When the end credits rolled, the girl glanced at her phone. There were no messages. She sighed and said, "Ah... is it because I haven't seen any messages about opening the store?"

"But didn't Yuuki-senpai and the others say there weren't many customers in the shop? It shouldn't be that busy..."

"Hmm...that's strange...could it be that my friend request was odd?"

"No way...it's so simple, is it too simple?"

"Hmm... Boys are so hard to understand... But this maid outfit looks so pretty..."

"This female lead is so stupid! The male lead's attitude is so obvious, why is she still acting like she's just a friend?! I'm speechless... at least give her some kind of attitude!"

"Huh? Wait... childhood friend... Ugh! My stomach is going to hurt again! Why can't romance anime be straightforward from beginning to end? Why do they have to be so stomach-churning?!"

"Sigh... If only I could meet a guy like the male lead, who's both handsome and considerate..."

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Chapter 249 To Watch the Match or Not: Something Bai Yu Forgot (Please Subscribe~)

After Bai Yu finished preparing the dishes, Yakumo Yukari and the others didn't eat. Instead, they just stared at Bai Yu. Bai Yu was taken aback and asked in confusion, "What's wrong? Why are you all staring at me like that?"

Yukari Yakumo smiled and said, "Shiraha, did you see Miss Kiyo earlier?"

"Yes, just say what you want to say."

"Hmm... is something wrong?"

"No."

"Oh!" xn

Just as Yagokoro Eirin and the others were about to start eating, they heard Shiraha say gently, "Apart from the timing being a bit off, everything else is normal..."

"Can you finish your sentence in one go?! But you also feel something's not right?"

"Something's definitely not right, but it's best not to discuss other people's family matters."

"Hmm!" xn

Kasugano Sora has already been dragged away by Gasai Yuno to do her homework. Nami and the others have also left since they had nothing else to do. Only Kobayashi Rindou, Ichihara Yuuko, and Lucifer are still downstairs eating their midnight snack.

Lucifer said in confusion, "Hey, Bai Yu, I just remembered, you didn't know when you were cooking, Xiao Qiong and the others said they would finish their final exams around the end of June or the beginning of July this year."

"and then?"

"Then of course they'll ask when you plan to leave, since the vacation is only a little over a month or two."

Bai Yu thought for a moment and said, "Then let's set off a week from now."

"Hmm!" xn

Lucifer and the others were delighted, and Yakumo Yukari, Yagokoro Eirin, and the others nodded and silently remembered it. After all, having a specific time made them feel somewhat looking forward to it.

Yuuko Ichihara asked doubtfully, "Will you be able to come back for the National Tournament? I think the National Tournament is in August, so I won't be able to see it."

Bai Yu smiled and said gently, "Whether they can see it or not makes no difference, because seeing it will put a lot of pressure on them, especially Zhou Zhu."

"can you?"

Bai Yu nodded and said, "You should all know Zhou Zhu well, right? He's a very family-oriented person. So, if your older sister went on a trip with her brother-in-law and the trip ended because of a competition, what do you think Zhou Zhu would think?"

Kobayashi Rindou casually remarked, "Of course I'll go all out. I can't afford to lose even one point. It's really putting a lot of pressure on me..."

Bai Yu nodded and said softly, "That's right, it's not impossible to see it, but it's better not to announce it. That way, you won't feel guilty."

Lucifer thought for a moment and said, "So, should we look or not?"

"It's all fine, it mainly depends on your own thoughts. To be honest, I personally really want to see it, to be precise, I want to see Seigaku and Rikkai fight each other. If not, then it's not very interesting."

Yuko Ichihara asked in confusion, "Rikkai has three core members, who is Seigaku's?"

"Kunimitsu, Shusuke, and that kid, the extraordinary ones amidst the ordinary are probably Seigaku and Hyotei. However, Hyotei is a bit more normal. In this era of tennis competition, what's needed is the abnormal."

Rindou Kobayashi sighed and said, "It's really too outrageous... sports competition turned into a fantasy battle. But when I saw it, I was also shocked and couldn't believe that this was tennis."

After thinking for a while, Bai Yu said gently, "Sometimes what you don't believe is the truth... Yonglin."

"Hmm? What's wrong? Is something the matter?"

Upon hearing Bai Yu call her name, Yagokoro Eirin immediately put down her chopsticks and turned to look at Bai Yu. This proactive attitude left Yakumo Yukari and the others somewhat helpless.

Seeing that Yagokoro Eirin seemed eager to help Shiro, Shiro smiled and said gently, "It's nothing, I just wanted to ask why I haven't seen Reisen."

Eirin Yagokoro breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Reisen is still memorizing pharmacology. Shiraha, do you need to talk to Reisen?"

"No, it's just that it's strange that Reisen didn't come today. Also... Reimu, were you and Marisa drunk the other day?"

Marisa nodded and said, "I slept right at Reimu's shrine, and that Reimu kicked me awake this morning! That's just too much!"

"Tch... How was I supposed to know there were still people at my shrine! You scared me half to death, I almost gave you a good scare!"

"You still want to retaliate against me?!"

"Of course!"

Yukari Yakumo sighed, not intending to interfere. Suddenly, she seemed to remember something and coughed lightly, saying, "Shiraha, you should get ready. Shiki Eiki said she wants to come and see us sometime."

"Shiki Eiki... Oh, you mean that King of Hell?"

Yuko Ichihara said with a smile, "King Yama! Lucie! Lucie! You are the Queen of Hell, and this is King Yama. You two can exchange work experiences."

Lucifer's lips twitched. She wanted to argue, but to her surprise, she found that she couldn't. Yakumo Yukari sighed and said, "If Lucifer were to discuss work with Shiki Eiki, he would definitely be nagged at in his current state."

"Um...am I that weak?"

"No, she doesn't care whether you're strong or weak. If she sees something wrong, she can't help but scold and nag you. Reimu and Marisa should know this very well."