Li Xiuyuan said unhappily.
"No, no, no, no!
Master, you are the best, let’s write an IOU, quickly, quickly write an IOU!”
“Ah yes, yes, sign here.
Yes, stamp it! "
Under Li Xiuyuan's guidance, An Suo signed the IOU.
Li Xiuyuan kept his promise and returned the things to Ansuo, and left with the video he recorded.
Because he felt that it was a bit boring to continue bullying An Suo today.
Yes.
Even when it came to bullying An Suo, Li Xiuyuan was only half-hearted and simply thought it was fun.
Now that the novelty has worn off and the revenge has been exacted, Li Xiuyuan suddenly felt bored.
So he left here.
Finally left... Hmm.
An Suo looked at Li Xiuyuan's leaving back and breathed a sigh of relief.
After confirming that Li Xiuyuan had really left, An Suo quietly put on the panties that he had finally retrieved.
After successfully breaking away from the neutral state, Ansuo felt a little relieved.
But it didn't take long.
An indescribable chill rose from Ansuo's crotch.
An Suo's legs became weak and he knelt on the ground.
The coolness lasted only for a moment, and then a burning sensation covered up the previous coolness!
It feels like the burning of Red Cliff!
Why has the current situation become like this?
the reason is simple.
It's Fengyoujing.
Before returning it, Li Xiuyuan applied some Fengyoujing (medicated oil)!!!
A burning feeling began to continuously torture Ansuo's brain, causing her to cover her crotch with her hands and curl up and roll on the ground.
How could she not guess who the culprit was?
No wonder he agreed to return it so easily!
"Li Xiuyuan, I'm your mother!!!"
Amidst the burning pain, An Suo finally couldn't help but curse!
Next time we meet, I will steal all your underwear!!!
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Haha, I passed the Tiger year!
Of all the tigers, this one is the fiercest. Top-notch fast and slow sword techniques! Worthy of being called the Six Dings and Six Jias!
140
Chapter 140 New Commission.
I have nothing to do recently, so I have to go to work at the Guard Bureau. I am not allowed to listen to music, but I can slack off.
To be honest, if it wasn't a critical matter, but just some useless little things, Li Xiuyuan felt that if he handled it too quickly, he would be treated as a tool.
He is not as motivated as Chen Huijie.
So today, Li Xiuyuan was slacking off as usual.
How to slack off?
Naturally, he opened Li Xiuyuan’s favorite forum to see what the citizens of Longmen were doing recently.
After all, the guys on this crappy forum are really interesting, and each one speaks better than the other.
How should I explain to my roommate that my feet don't stink?
[Help, how can I pursue someone when he is already living with another girl? ]
[Strange, why does a green cat often appear on the photo album of the Sargon murals I bought?]
[Shock! Hundreds of years ago, Li Rentu, the ruthless military commander who slaughtered all the powerful families, once had a beautiful relationship! ! ! ]
[The phrase "Smoking is harmful to health" on cigarette boxes is similar to the phrase "buffering" on some weird short videos.]
Very good, everyone on the Internet is normal as usual!
Li Xiuyuan looked at the posts in front of him that contained some strange content, and his mouse couldn't help but move.
After all, things like smelly feet and men stealing women they live with are too attractive to Li Xiuyuan.
So, he clicked on the pornographic pictures under these posts.
There's no way around it. Compared to being curious about other people's love lives and how to explain to his roommate why his feet don't smell, Li Xiuyuan thinks it's more important to look at pornographic pictures.
After all, this is the order of the House of Commons.
As we all know, the House of Commons is often able to sanction the decisions of the House of Lords.
【Whew! It’s time for the erotic pictures~
Give you sexy pictures, give you sexy pictures~ Look at the sexy pictures and you will feel healthy!
Dear netizens, your godfather brings you the latest pornographic pictures!
Click to expand the image.
[1st floor: It's not a man? Slip away.]
[Floor 2: I didn’t want to open it, but when my brother found out, he beat me up. I fought back and finally beat my brother until he vomited blood! 】
【3rd floor: The first minute of quitting porn】
……
……
[7th Floor: You are truly a beautiful lady, but if I hold onto Jin Jin, I cannot protect you, and if I let go of Jin Jin, I cannot fall in love with you.]
[8th floor: buckle 1 saw upstairs jijiji]
[9th floor: 1111]
[10th floor: 1111]
……
……
Sure enough, only this kind of post is interesting!
At this time, a big hand rested on Li Xiuyuan's shoulder.
"Hey, Li Xiuyuan, you're slacking off again!"
Needless to say, the only person who would come over at this time was Wang Quanhao, who was as leisurely as him.
As for Shi Huaiya and Chen Huijie?
I just got promoted and I have to do a lot of things to show my performance to my superiors.
Li Xiuyuan wanted to help, but he didn't know how to do it and was afraid of making things worse.
"Comrade Wang Quanhao, you're walking around during work hours! Your wages will be deducted!"
Li Xiuyuan responded happily.
"It's almost time to get off work, what's wrong with me getting up to fill a bottle of water?
Having said that, you know what?
That One-Armed Chainsaw Man is getting a comic adaptation!
Wang Quanhao said with some joy that although he liked science fiction, he still liked to watch this kind of outrageous stuff.
"Ah, it's that book..."
Li Xiuyuan had some impression of it. After all, One-Armed Chainsaw Man was a popular novel in Yan Country. People who often surfed the Internet had heard of it even if they had not read it.
As for the content, it probably tells the revenge story of a one-armed chainsaw man.
If Li Xiuyuan remembered correctly, this thing seemed to have more than a dozen follow-up works and was adapted into film and television many times, but there was indeed no comic version.
"Speaking of comics, if I could draw, I'd probably submit one here too."
Li Xiuyuan has thought it through. His pen name will be Warrior of Love!
It's a pity that the system doesn't give him this kind of craft skill.
No, given the system's personality, it would probably ask back: "Aren't you skilled in manual labor every day? What other manual skills do you need?"
Alas, this is what an unreliable system is like.
Other people's systems help the protagonist dominate the world or become stronger, but his own system only helps him to be humble and make things difficult for the host, and now it also restricts his own actions.
Ugh.
System, can you be more powerful and reliable?
Li Xiuyuan was very disappointed. Why couldn't his system directly give him rewards?
Look at their system!
"Can you do it? This kind of thing requires more than just painting skills. What's the point of being able to paint?
If you want to draw, you have to work hard, understand storyboards, and know how to write plots!
Otherwise, you're just a punk!"
"Well, actually, if we're talking about a script, I do have an idea."
Li Xiuyuan touched his chin and said thoughtfully.
"Oh? Tell me?"
Wang Quanhao became curious.
Could it be that this kid Li Xiuyuan really has talent in this area?
Hiss, can’t you see?
"Maybe it's about a dark-skinned man who saves his mother?"
Li Xiuyuan summarized after thinking about it.
"Not appropriate, too cliché, isn't it?"
"The diabetic protagonist who loves picking his nose fights aliens and ends up killing the teacher who raised him!"
"Oh no, that's too outrageous!"
"So what about a story in the future where a psychopathic male protagonist takes the female protagonist to the moon?"
“No, it’s too simple, isn’t it?
Forget it, Brother Li, if you don't have the talent to be a cartoonist, there's no need to be so persistent!
Wang Quanhao shook his head and patted Li Xiuyuan on the shoulder.
This kind of thing requires talent!
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