In Konoha, Naruto lies down

One moment I felt like I was falling asleep, and the next moment, the scene of the successful development of the communicator flashed through my mind. A variety of images mixed together, absurd and magical.

She sobered up a little and opened her eyes dazedly. She felt like she was lying on a stove, and subconsciously rubbed herself against the warm breath.

Naruto's scent entered her nose without reservation, the scent was clean, hormones with a hint of warm alcohol.

This almost made her slowly lose her mind. She touched around randomly with her hands, but was pushed back by Naruto.

He was thinking about something, lowering his eyes to stare at her, frowning slightly. He was so engrossed in his thoughts that he forgot she was drunk, and pulled her up.

"You're drunk. Let me take you back to the flower shop."

"I'm not drunk." Ino opened her eyes, tilted her head back and said, "I want to eat takoyaki."

"Yeah, let's have takoyaki tomorrow." He had already lowered his head and started to pack up, ready to leave with Ino. If it was too late, her parents would worry.

"Not tomorrow! It's the day after tomorrow!" Ino narrowed her eyes again.

"Yes, yes, the day after tomorrow." He continued as she said, and finally helped her up, carrying her handbag and putting it into the sealed space.

Ninjutsu was indeed convenient. At least now he only needed to focus on sending Ino home. He didn't need to carry the bag in one hand and support Ino with the other.

Unable to stop Ino from moving around all the time, Naruto simply carried her on his back. On a cold night, he walked steadily along the streets of Konoha, his steps so steady that he didn't seem drunk.

Ino sniffed the scent on his neck, feeling a bit confused. She jumped off his back, put her arms around Naruto's neck, and spoke to him in a half-conscious and half-dazed state.

"Let's kiss?"

"You're drunk." Naruto rubbed her face and sighed, "You've never drunk before, why did you drink so much for the first time? I paid for the drinks, so don't drink yourself to death."

"I'm...seriously." Ino blushed uncontrollably, looking up at him stubbornly. "Under normal circumstances...I wouldn't agree to this. Are you...willing?"

There are few people on the street and the old trees have cold branches.

The streetlights were dim, and Ino drunkenly ripped off the red hairpins on both sides of her head, causing her thick golden hair to fall down suddenly. The golden hair swayed slightly in the night breeze.

She stood right in front of Naruto, squinting her eyes and tilting her head back, looking ready to take whatever she wanted.

This time, Naruto couldn't remain calm. Looking at Ino under the streetlight, the cold wind blew and his heart became extremely hot. All the alcohol he had just drunk evaporated immediately.

"Forget it, I can't care so much!"

He lowered his head and slowly leaned in. It was like ordering a bowl of jelly on a sweltering summer day—icy cold at first, yet faintly warm on the palate. Ino's body suddenly stiffened, her mind numbing as if it had been electrocuted.

She didn't know what it felt like to kiss. She had only read about it in books and it seemed superficial, with the words failing to capture the depth of it. When she experienced it herself, she felt the books were too superficial.

My head suddenly felt indescribably groggy, the world was spinning, and my heart was pounding like a drum. The back of my head felt foggy, as if it had been hit by a club, pricked by a needle, and then slowly swelled.

Facing Naruto's dominance, she could only vaguely swallow it all in. She was exhausted and panting, her heart beating wildly under the influence of alcohol.

After a long time, the two separated under the tree.

She opened her eyes slightly and looked at the figure, the clean and neat face, and couldn't help but smile. She finally understood that kissing is about finding each other's lips.

Driven by instinct, I was in a daze, feeling drowsy and comfortable. In the state of not being able to distinguish between you and me, not being able to distinguish between the dark and chaotic world, I accepted it all.

Under the street lights, there was a hazy light.

Ino looked at Naruto's slightly depressed eyes and immediately understood something. Her face flushed. After sobering up a lot, she spoke hesitantly.

"I...can't, not now...at least not now, if you...if you really can't help it..."

"When are you going to visit your grandmother?" he asked.

"Huh?" Ino came back to her senses, only to find that the other person's eyes had regained clarity, and she was dumbfounded.

"I'm asking you?"

"Oh, let me think about it, the day after tomorrow." She said, her mind a little confused. Should she really not insist on it anymore?

Chapter 299: Alcohol and sex hurt people, quit drinking today, Lin Daiyu's debut in the Ninja world

It’s not that Naruto is pure-hearted or has a conscience, it’s just his personality.

Even though he knew that if he continued at this point, he would most likely be able to take Ino home and eat her up, Ino's unconsciousness didn't mean he would be unconscious too.

Six years have passed, there is no need to rush.

Ino was special to him, and he was proud of her. He just hoped that the girl from the flower shop could maintain her pride and always have the upper hand.

Be it mist or flowing clouds, don't get close to her.

Seeing that Ino was almost sober, he simply supported her and slowly walked her home. Ino was still savoring the kiss, her breathing a little hazy.

After feeling comfortable for a while, I felt like I was being bullied. But then I thought about it and realized that it was my own request. When I realized it, I blushed.

She lowered her head, as if she had really approached it on her own.

But that was when I was drunk, right? I should have been drunk, but...actually, I was still conscious when I was drunk. I just didn't dare say it normally, but now...it's even more embarrassing.

Why did I sober up so early?! The book clearly says that when you’re drunk, the next day is the next day.

That wasn't right. The next day after waking up, she should have done something that only adults would do. But she was also a little confused. She heard that doing that kind of thing would most likely result in childbirth.

Thinking of this, Ino glanced at him secretly and mustered up the courage to ask.

"Do you want to have a baby?"

"Huh? What?" Naruto thought she was drunk, and after hearing it clearly, he replied perfunctorily, "Yeah, five."

"Ah! Is that too much?" Ino's face turned pale when she heard that.

"Then let's have one." Naruto didn't care and said casually.

I just kissed her and I'm already thinking about having a baby. I'm really drunk. Is my alcohol tolerance that bad? Children in the future... Bah, how did I get confused?

"Isn't one too little?" Ino asked seriously.

The two walked on the way home, the cold wind was rustling.

"What you said is wrong. What do you mean by one is too few?" He thought Ino was drunk and talking nonsense. "With too many children, love will be dispersed. For example, do you only have one child in your family, or is your uncle..."

"You...you! Don't talk about my father!" Ino pinched him, but maybe because she was drunk and had no strength, her pinch on his waist was warm and soft, more like a caress.

"Okay, I won't tell you. I respect my uncle the most. I'll give him something he likes later." He said absentmindedly and led Ino back home.

The drunk Ino was a bit willful, sometimes she would not want to go on while walking, and he had to carry her all the way back. In the freezing snow, he watched Ino standing at the door of the flower shop, taking out the key to open the door.

I saw her poking at the key for a long time, mumbling something, and when I got closer to listen, I realized that she was dazzled.

"When did my mother secretly change the door locks without telling me?"

"Forget it, let me do it." Naruto was speechless. He reached out from behind her and grabbed the key, wrapped her in his arms, and used his long arm to reach over her shoulder to open the door.

The clothes rubbed against Ino's neck, and he could feel the heat radiating from her neck through the thin sweatshirt.

After all, he was used to opening doors, so he picked up the key with his slender fingers, swung it casually, and thrust it directly into the keyhole.

The continuous sound of metal teeth biting each other seemed unusually loud in the silent night. However, Ino was not honest at this moment and made a "hmm" sound in her nose.

Naruto's hands trembled, and he suddenly looked down at Ino. He thought to himself, Yamanaka Hiichi might be listening upstairs right now. "You're trying to kill me!"

Fortunately, Ino soon stopped moving, opened the door and went in dazed. Before closing the door, she turned around with a drunken look on her face, looked at him with a smile, and said.

"You are so awesome!"

"Shit." Naruto almost fainted as he felt a chill on his neck.

Could it be that my father-in-law was really spying on me? Would he wait for Ino to come upstairs and then use ninjutsu on me? Damn it! Alcohol and sex are really not good things!

From today on, I still have to stop drinking.

Hearing Ino going upstairs, he stood downstairs for a few minutes as usual. After a while, a window on the second floor was suddenly pushed open, and Ino waved at him drunkenly.

......

The next day.

After waking up from a nap, Naruto went downstairs and wandered around for a while, taking in his lunch. Passing by a takoyaki stall, he was stunned for a moment.

Suddenly remembering that I have a dog at home, I stopped and thought for a while before standing in line again. I decided to give Ninetales a copy as well, as he might need it later.

I was bored in the queue when I happened to see Hinata walking by cautiously with her hands cupped. I immediately became more alert. I called out Hinata from a distance and waved her over.

"Naruto-kun, are you back?" she asked softly, too shy to look away.

As an adult, Hinata has long hair, a slender figure, and skin as white as jade. She hasn't grown much taller, but she feels more oppressive in some way.

But her temperament was still as gentle as ever. She couldn't focus her eyes on people for more than three seconds and blushed easily.

She walks with her head down, back hunched and chest hunched. I'm really curious how she sees the road. She can't even see her toes, so it's no wonder a ninja falls down every day.

Fortunately, he was already accustomed to Hinata's behavior and did not take it to heart. Instead, he was a little curious about what Hinata was doing with such a worried look on her face.

"Ah? Oh, right, I, I... I still have a mission!" Hinata blushed and said confusedly, "Naruto-kun, I... I have to leave first."

"Task?"

Logically speaking, even if he was a high-ranking official, he had no right to ask about the mission content. So he politely skipped the topic and nodded.

"Then be careful."

After saying that, he pulled her over and straightened her hair while she stood in a long queue of more than a dozen people.

"Naruto-kun..." Hinata seemed a little embarrassed. Naruto was a seasoned veteran. He faced the gazes of more than a dozen people with a calm expression and a nonchalant look.

"Well, let's go."

After she left, Naruto also got his takoyaki. On the way, he saw the leader of Team 8, Akane, walking absent-mindedly on the road from a distance, and he couldn't help but stop.

"Strange, why are Team 8 acting so strangely? They all seem so worried. Are they going to fight Uchiha Madara?"

"His wife is like this, Asuma, doesn't he ask about it? I don't know if Sarutobi Mirai is born yet. Is Asuma still at home taking care of his daughter?"

He stood at the intersection and thought about it for a while, finally coming to the conclusion that he should mind his own business. Then, he happily went home with his takoyaki.

In the living room, Kyuubi was slowly eating takoyaki while Naruto lay on the sofa, absentmindedly flipping through the comics he had gotten from Tsunade. Hmm... Ninja's mission?

Hmm? Kind of interesting, accepting instruction from a female ninja. The dialogue is also quite bold, borderline reading. Really... what kind of person would read this kind of manga?

After half an hour.

Naruto: “…”

The cover art is so cheesy, but it turns out it's really a ninja mission? Send! It was supposed to be the master's order, but the result is to become the number one ninja in the ninja world?

Damn!

He threw the comic aside, feeling a bit angry. "Half of your pants off, looking at this?"

One minute... two minutes... three minutes, Naruto, who was lying on the sofa, suddenly stood up, walked to the comic book on the ground, bent down and picked it up.

He first carefully removed the book cover, then put the comic book adaptation of Intimate Paradise on it. After doing all this, he went to bed contentedly.

"Uzumaki Naruto, wake up."

When I woke up again, Uzuki Yugao, whom I hadn't seen for a long time, was standing beside the sofa, wearing an animal mask and the clothes of the Anbu directly under the Hokage.

"Where did you come from?" he asked, rubbing his eyes.

"Balcony." Mao Yue Xi Yan took off her mask and spoke concisely.

"Although it doesn't matter much now, I still hope you'll go through the door next time." Naruto leaned back on the sofa, "I'm an adult now, and sometimes I do... well, you should understand."

"I understand." Uzuki Yugao blushed slightly, but quickly suppressed it, "Tsunade-sama wants to see you, please go to the Hokage Building."

Hokage Building.

When Naruto walked in with the comic book, Tsunade wasn't there. Documents piled high on the table, and Kakashi, looking exhausted, was resting on it.

"Naruto, I have a mission for you," he said.

"Teacher Kakashi? Why are you here? Where is Lady Tsunade?" Naruto asked in surprise.

"Tsunade-sama...she..." Kakashi said with dark circles under his eyes and deep resentment, "I'm busy now. I think she should be drinking somewhere by now.

Hearing this, Naruto looked at the table beside him. There were only a few comics thrown into the hole in the table. So he silently threw the comic in his hand in there as well and asked calmly.

"Sixth Hokage, what is the mission?"

"Don't call me Sixth Hokage." Kakashi said with a pair of dead fish eyes, "I regret agreeing to Tsunade-sama now. I'm a little too busy now."

Kakashi said after coughing.

"The guiding jonin of Team 8 is in some trouble. There are currently no suitable personnel in the village. Lady Tsunade recommends you to provide support."

"Huh? What happened to Teacher Hong?" he asked.