I, the little cat, am a substitute for others who are starving and thin

The kitten sneaked into school with this thought in mind, but noticed something strange.

She couldn't describe the feeling. It was like a wet towel being twisted into a ball. The water that should have been discharged was concentrated in a certain part and refused to flow out, causing the water in that place to be almost compressed into another component.

Curious, Yimi squeezed out from under the feet of the students who were rushing to the toilet and ran in that direction.

"Yeah! What is this?"

"It's a cat, why is it in the school?"

Humans are making a fuss. They meow when cats turn into humans, they meow when cats talk, and now they meow when cats just pass by.

Yimi ignored them and jumped directly in front of the strange girl.

She was a pink-haired girl with twin ponytails and a round face, very cute. She squatted down in surprise when she saw Yimi appear.

"Did you get lost?"

This is the Kaname Madoka that Homura Akemi is looking for.

Yimi looked up at her with her little face.

He looked around in confusion and noticed that although there were many people looking at him, not many dared to come closer.

Although it is a rare thing for a cat to suddenly break into the school, it seems that many students of this age are still afraid of being scratched by wild cats.

She simply put aside the cat rules and asked quietly: "Are you a magical girl?"

"Eh?"

Kaname Madoka's expression froze.

The cat spoke.

"I'm not... am I?"

She answered subconsciously.

Yimi was very disappointed. She felt so special, how could she not be a magical girl?

The kitten didn't give up and continued to ask in a low voice: "So, do you want to be a magical girl?"

Homura Akemi, who was walking here, happened to hear these words.

The fist is hard.

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Chapter 6 A strange development.

"Sayaka, I seem to have encountered something strange today."

"Strange things, for example?"

"I thought I heard the little cat that ran to that school today. She asked me if I wanted to be a magical girl."

"what?"

Sayaka looked at her friend in surprise and reached out to touch her forehead, "Has my Madoka finally reached this age?"

"No, but after that, it was suddenly taken away by Akemi Homura who just came over. She said her cat came to see her."

"I don't understand at all. The main point you're trying to make is that cats can talk, right? By the way, I have a toy wizard's potion bottle at home that I loved to play with when I was a kid. Do you want me to give it to you?"

"..."

After school, Homura Akemi cornered the innocent little cat, put her hands on her chest to keep her body straight, and put a gun to her head.

"What exactly is your purpose? Are you Kyubey's colleague?"

Yimi raised her paw and pushed the hand holding the gun: "I want to feed the magical girl, eat Kyubey."

"It makes no sense. If this were just to eliminate magical girls, you shouldn't have asked Madoka if she wanted to become one."

Homura Akemi looked at Imi expressionlessly. "Kyuubi's identity is an incubator. The purpose of signing with magical girls is to use the technology of converting emotions into energy to stop the entropy of the universe from increasing to heat death."

This may be a good thing for the entire universe, but for these deceived girls whose average age is only 14, Kyubey's behavior is no different from that of a scumbag.

Homura Akemi stared at the kitten coldly. "Rather than destroying magical girls, your current actions are more like promoting the transformation of emotional energy."

The seeds of lamentation are the emotional energy collected by the Kyubeys, representing the power of despair, but not the beautiful power in cartoons that can do anything for love.

Yimi looked at her in confusion: "What is entropy increase? What is heat death?"

It doesn't look like he's pretending.

"What do you think a magical girl is?"

"A girl who can do magic."

Yimi answered honestly.

"So what do you think Kyubey is?"

“It tastes terrible… delicious ingredients.”

When saying this, Yimi's eyes turned away.

"..."

Homura Akemi put down the gun, she had an inexplicable sense of déjà vu.

In other words, there is always a strange feeling when getting along with this cat, just like seeing a child who knows nothing being fooled into doing something, just like when they were fooled by Kyubey to solve the witch and then become witches themselves.

No, that shouldn't be said. From the beginning to the end, the cat seemed to have an obsession, wanting to make Kyubey and give it to others to eat, and even eat it itself.

Kyubey is a creature that ordinary humans cannot see, so it is unlikely to be fed to ordinary people even if you want to.

This also makes sense from a non-conspiracy perspective. Maybe it's just a "chef alien" or something like that, and a cub at that, who accidentally discovered a strange species like Kewpie and wanted to cook it deliciously?

But it's too disgusting. Normal human psychology cannot accept this kind of thing as food.

Homura Akemi put away her gun and said, "A magical girl is a cursed identity. If you try to make someone sign a contract with Kyubey, I will never let you go."

Yimi shook his ears and didn't quite understand what was said, but in short, Kyubey was definitely a bad guy.

Homura Akemi glanced at her watch. "It's time now. I'm going to hunt Kyubey down. Do you want to come with me?"

"want."

It's a good opportunity for her to see what's so special about this cat.

As mentioned before, hunting Kyubey is pointless, as it is almost impossible to kill them all.

She just wanted to eliminate the node where Kyubey was looking for the magical girl to sign a contract to prevent it from happening. The biggest obstacle was Mami Tomoe, the host of the magical girls in the Mitakihara area. This naive guy directly regarded the emotionless Kyubey as a friend.

Without any perception skills, Homura Akemi directly found the location where Kyubey was most likely to meet Madoka. This was because Madoka was likely to go to rent music tapes with Miki Sayaka on that day, and thus was targeted by Kyubey.

"Ok?"

When Homura Akemi approached, Kyubey immediately reacted, let out a puzzled cry, and ran away without hesitation.

Homura Akemi didn't make any move, but looked down at Yimi: "The ingredients you want are here, go ahead."

She didn't think a cat that could move freely from a time freeze wouldn't have any means of attack.

"Meow."

Yimi rushed forward, and a white light suddenly appeared behind him.

"【The World！】"

The sturdy stand, which was in sharp contrast to Don't Starve, came to Kyubey's face almost instantly, grabbed it and twisted its head off with brute force. The splattered blood even splashed on Yimi's fur. In terms of single-panel strength, it was indeed more than a little higher than Don't Starve.

In addition, although the world beyond heaven does not have the power to stop time, it has a more powerful hand that can rewrite reality.

The kitten then realized why she didn't just use [World] to modify the Kewpie meat to make it delicious?

"Congratulations to the host for achieving [Any creature that is harmed will feel pain and fear, or reveal a flaw, but Kyubey will not experience this], and you will be rewarded with 5% portal energy."

"Meow?"

Such a long achievement only rewards 5% energy?

Yimi put the kupee meat back into the storage space.

"Akami Homura... classmate?"

A familiar voice sounded from the shadows in front, causing Homura Akemi to frown slightly.

Why did you come here on your own initiative? This place should be a restricted area of ​​this store.

Oh yes, Kyubey has the ability to communicate with the mind, and it is very likely that he deliberately acted pitifully and asked for help from Madoka when she was not paying attention.

Damn Kyubey.

Looking at the scene before her, Xiaoyuan covered her mouth in disbelief and took a step back: "Why would you do such an outrageous thing?"

What kind of scene did she see? It was when she and Sayaka were looking for the tape and suddenly heard a cry for help, "Help me!" She ran in the direction of the voice...

Since Kyubey's head was twisted off by Sekai and put into the storage space by Imi, Madoka of course didn't know who was asking for help, but she saw the cat who talked to her during the day but was taken away by Homura Akemi, covered in blood, and Homura Akemi was holding a gun in her hand.

"It has nothing to do with you... too much?"

Homura Akemi looked down at the gun in her hand, then looked at Yimi.

Xiaoyuan quickly picked up Yimi and said, "It's so heavy."

"Meow?"

Then Madoka turned and ran.

There was no time to think about why Homura Akemi, who was also a junior high school student, had a gun in her hand. What was the big deal if she even had a talking cat?

Homura Akemi realized it later and quickly chased after him: "Wait a minute!"

Immediately afterwards, a cloud of dry powder that seemed to have been sprayed from a fire extinguisher spread across her face.

Sayaka, who had done this, quickly called out to Madoka: "Madoka, run over here!"

Things started to develop strangely.

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Chapter 1 will be updated later today.

I have a last-minute dinner party tonight, so I might be back very late. I guess I won’t be able to finish writing until the early hours of the morning…

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Chapter 7: Cat abuser.

Kaname Madoka, a truly good kid.

In the original timeline, Homura Akemi did not discover Kyubey's true identity, but was saved by this child. After witnessing Madoka's death, she made a wish to meet her again.

Afterwards, Kyubey revealed its true purpose. This series of desperate messages accelerated the contamination of the soul gems of these underage girls. Even so, Madoka was still willing to leave the last Seed of Sorrow to her to purify the gems.

"What's going on with that transfer student? What's going on with you, Madoka? Why are you here?"

Sayaka took the lead and ran in front.

"I heard... the child's... cry for help..."

Kaname Madoka responded while panting. Running with a load was simply exhausting her energy exponentially.

"Meow?"

"Are you okay? You look as tired as if you were running with a medicine ball. Leave it to me."

Sayaka reached out to take Yimi from Xiaoyuan's hand, but suddenly found that the road she came from had changed for some reason.

It's not the kind of subtle change like a ghost wall, but it's like a brush held by a child, painting childlike colors directly in front of them.

Then, accompanied by an ethereal children's voice singing some poetry, the position where they were standing changed drastically, and the originally narrow passage was replaced by a flat ground.

It was just like the background cut out of a template in an elementary school musical performance, surrounding them. Then, bearded dandelion-like substances appeared, shaking their heads from side to side, and the thorns approached step by step.

This is the Rose Witch's familiar.

The two little girls, who had never seen such a scene before, hugged each other in fear, watching these monsters gradually transform from childish to hideous, like monsters that only appear in nightmares when one has a fever.