I, the little cat, am a substitute for others who are starving and thin

"..."

Could it be that the cat came from a strange place to another strange place?

Yimi finally realized this horrible fact, and his ears drooped involuntarily.

"When will you return?"

"When the host teleports, there's a chance they'll return to their original world. Please actively collect energy to complete the journey. You can also reserve the next world as a previous one before traveling."

After belatedly explaining this, the system added: "Except for the initial main world."

"Meow!"

"How much can you fill in now?" the kitten asked with a glimmer of hope.

After seeing the fully loaded portal, even the clever Yimi, who had never learned arithmetic, had almost figured out the amount of energy required.

"In the current situation where life is not in jeopardy, 0.2% can be replenished. When the host recovers to full strength, 3.1% can be replenished."

"Tip: The conversion of your own energy into portal energy will be greatly reduced. It is not recommended that the host accumulate energy in this way."

"Tip: After completing 6 main quests, you will be able to choose a world of your choice. Currently 1/6 has been completed."

Can the cat go home as long as it completes 6 tasks?

Yimi's ears perked up again.

In order to accumulate energy, Yimi has to eat well.

Yimi turned her head to look at Meijiu behind her. It should be said that she had noticed this person a long time ago because her sense of smell and hearing had been enhanced. Now that she saw him in person, her eyes lit up.

It's a woman!

Yimi knew that cats with long fur (hair) or the same cat-smelling smell as her grandmother's (cosmetics) were all female cats. She also knew that women were the best trading partners. As long as she let them pat her head, there was a chance that she would get a sausage in return. This was the experience Yimi learned from occasionally secretly following her mother to the place called school.

Male cats are not very good because they don’t like to carry snacks with them, and even if they do, they will eat them all at once.

Yimi took a step forward, and the stand-in followed him forward.

"Pojun Songstress!"

However, he didn't expect that the woman in front of him would directly launch an attack. A series of giant pipe organs appeared out of thin air behind her, and at the same time, a skirt that was quite similar in style to the spiritual outfit that Yimi had just worn in her human form automatically replaced her school uniform.

『Spiritual Outfit Ninth Division』

A loud shout unleashed an air current even more powerful than the storm Yimi encountered in the previous world. The cat's round little body was blown away, and it fell with a thud, which hurt quite a bit.

"?"

The cat doesn't understand, but the cat feels offended.

"Meow!"

Naturally, the knight holding the scales would return the injustice in her heart in a way that others might not approve of.

It was very sudden. Youxiao Meijiu felt a sharp pain in her buttocks, just like the burning pain that children feel when they use their delicate skin and tender flesh to endure the appropriate corporal punishment in the eyes of their parents.

The pain is not the most important thing, what is important is the location of the pain.

"bed bugs!"

Yuxiao Meijiu was both shocked and angry. It was certainly difficult to guess the characteristics of the "angel" ability of the knight in front of her just by looking at his image, but it did not prevent her from imagining whether she had encountered some dirty thing like time standing still.

"Why is a worm like you even alive in this world? Aren't you even a little bit ashamed of yourself?"

"Don't you feel the slightest bit of guilt? You're just a bug, wasting everyone's resources on this world."

The girl covered her mouth and stood on a high place, looking down gloomily at the cat's substitute. Her words seemed to have some magic power and brushed past Yimi's ears, as if trying to influence something, but without any effect.

Despite saying such excessive words, Yuxiao Meijiu was gradually closing the distance between them, pinching her nose in disgust. "Can you please have some self-awareness? Trash like you are polluting the air every second you live in this world. Get out of here!"

Yimi was stunned, his ears made into airplane ears and his tail kept wagging.

The child is just uneducated, but he is not incapable of understanding the humiliation of others.

I was scolded for no reason.

She seemed to have forgotten the useful ability of her stand and directly asked the system for help: "Help me with the words I want to curse!"

The system loaded: "We do not recommend that the host learn uncivilized language, but we will still collect the popular swear words in your world for you. We hope to provide assistance for your unreasonable needs."

Yimi took a look and started copying it.

She stood on her hind legs as usual, stretched out her claws, and uttered obscene words in her sweet childish voice with a slightly stiff pronunciation: "Big idiot!"

"?"

The voice and its source were different from what she expected, so Miku was unable to react for a moment and realized that she was being scolded back. She looked at the cat that she had ignored out of anger, as if her brain had crashed.

"Fuck your mother!" This was the second time, still in that clear childish voice.

After scolding Yimi, she felt a little scared. Although she didn't know what it meant, she instinctively felt a hint of malice.

Looking at Youxiao Meijiu who was speechless for a moment, Yimi felt that she was shocked by herself, and landed on all fours again with satisfaction.

The cat's body couldn't hold a big heart, and she didn't feel completely at ease. She even became angrier and angrier the more she thought about it. The other party cursed her with so many words, but she only replied with six words.

How about we just have a fight?

"Wait a minute, what on earth are you..."

"Oops, I seem to have disturbed you." The uninvited guest in the sky interrupted the somewhat tense atmosphere.

ps: Let me explain my attitude in advance. In this volume, Shidao will be feminized into Shiori, but I really hate the situation where the characters are feminized at will.

But before I started writing the book, I put it in the group and discussed it with my friends. I found that if I wrote a second creation of Shidao's character, I would feel that it would be even weirder if he was not the protagonist, not to mention whether he was a harem, single, or yuri.

Since it is considered as recuperation (fusion of remains), this volume should be more daily (probably)

Chapter 4: Twist Car

Spacequakes are natural disasters, and this is what is claimed to ordinary people.

The actual reason is the spatial distortion caused by the elves reaching the 'present world' from the 'critical world'.

Therefore, in order to prevent the disaster from happening again, some places established official anti-elf organizations, which believed that the disaster could be stopped by simply eliminating the elves.

Ast, this is the Neon abbreviation for the Elf Army.

Judging from the team that came, it is composed of only a group of young women who are armed with mobile suits and appear somewhat exposed. In addition to having excellent combat qualifications, many of them are people whose relatives died in the space earthquake and therefore hate the elves.

In fact, the results were dismal. Trying to use this kind of weapon, which was said to be only available to a few people but actually had some mass-produced elements, to fight against the elves who could raze the streets with a wave of their hands was like aiming a pistol at the fully armed Iron Man.

"Diva, there's something I don't recognize... Is that a man? It looks like one. How strange! I thought all elves were female."

"attack!"

The purple-haired girl who had just been in a stalemate with Yimi suddenly brightened up, opened her arms and easily dodged the missile attacking her.

"Ah, we have a really cute guest. That's awesome! They're all beautiful girls."

Even though "Angel" is a functional ability, relying solely on the blessing of spiritual power, she still came behind the white-haired girl at a speed that the other party could not react, and even stroked her cheek in a teasing gesture.

"Can you tell me your name?"

"Tsk!" Yuanyi Origami turned around and swung her sword, but was easily dodged again.

"Everyone, do you want to hear me sing?"

Yimi looked up, feeling a little dazed.

This big idiot can actually fly, how come? She doesn't even have wings.

Yimi, who thought she couldn't fly, tried to jump a few times, but gave up the idea when she saw she couldn't reach it.

Yimi turned around and looked at the other half of the theater that had been destroyed by the Ast grenade.

slip away.

Because the non-combat Pokémon Yuxiao Meijiu had beaten Ast to a standstill, no one would have the leisure to pay attention to the one below who looked even more insignificant.

Although they fought and fought again and again, this crusade was undoubtedly the most frustrating, because they were teased and even molested almost the entire time and lost the battle... or was it a one-sided crushing?

It wasn't until Ast was repelled that Miku realized the cat she had just been arguing with was gone, replaced by another blue-haired girl about her own age.

"Shiori, it's your turn. Why does this spirit look like it would suit you?"

“Please don’t say something that could be misunderstood so easily…” The girl in school uniform brushed her long blue hair against her cheek, trying her best to hide her headphones which were actually invisible.

At the same time, several veteran yuri game geeks, social elite women who have cheated on many women, women who often go to nightclubs...all kinds of weirdos voted for her.

Three options:

①You have a familiar feeling, have we met somewhere before?

②Your voice is really nice. Have you practiced singing specifically?

③How much can I pay for your panties?

Voting begins and voting ends.

"Shizhi, choose ③."

"?"

Although she didn't understand and was extremely reluctant, the honest girl still chose to respect the choices of these "outstanding elites".

"Please, how much can I pay for your panties?"

"Huh?" Mijiu was stunned for a moment, then chuckled and quickly responded, "How about I trade yours?"

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This date was the most successful one.

"Is her favorability this high from the start? She doesn't seem like a difficult character to deal with. Using her female identity to start the conversation with ambiguous words, even if it makes the other person feel awkward, she can still pretend to be natural and force a win-back. It's a big gamble, isn't it?"

"The reason is that the other party has a lesbian habit."

Ten thousand meters above the sky, a little red-haired girl in the main seat of the spaceship named Fraxinus crushed her lollipop. "But this seems strange. I clearly triggered a space quake, but no spiritual energy was detected. The scale of the space quake doesn't seem like something the Diva has caused. Did the surveillance capture anything unusual?"

Ratatoskr, a group with a philosophy that contradicts that of the AST, advocates for a gentle acceptance of the existence of spirits. The agent used to seal them is the blue-haired girl who is currently dating Yusho Miku, a girl who doesn't appear to be particularly beautiful.

She possesses a special power. Simply put, she can make the elves feel good about her, make them shy, and then take the opportunity to perform a key kissing action to seal their spiritual power, and at the same time eliminate the space shock crisis that was not the elves' own intention.

That being said, some elves can actually appear silently, meaning they can appear at will without causing space shock.

"Although it was captured, the image is not very good at distinguishing features." A woman with dark circles under her eyes, drooping eyelids and looking severely sleep-deprived sat below and turned the image to the big screen.

Their surveillance should have been able to ignore backlight, but the golden light that almost filled the entire screen spread in all directions, as if tearing the entire Tiangong City apart, and then dissipated without causing any adverse effects.

It clearly seemed that the golden light spread out for at least tens of kilometers, but only the camera closest to it successfully observed it. The rest of the surveillance footage remained calm, making it seem as if this device had been hacked alone.

When the golden light dissipated, it seamlessly connected to the scene where Ast was teased by Youxiao Meijiu, which was also the moment when Yimi removed the stand-in. However, the rest of the surveillance footage was still very powerful and captured the necessary shots.

A round little creature with fur color very similar to that of a panda suddenly came out from the entrance of the alley. When it saw its own kind sleeping on the steps, it deliberately slowed down its pace, approached it, and slapped it, scaring it so much that it jumped up.

The woman named Lingyin, with dark circles under her eyes, stared at the cat in the picture in silence for a long time.

"Come to think of it, it's difficult to take care of these stray animals during a spacequake..." Kotori whispered.

However, as long as they are not too stupid, these cats and dogs should be able to predict the arrival of space earthquakes earlier than humans.

"That's not the case, Commander." Lingyin pulled up the surveillance footage from a few minutes ago. "Before the new Pokémon arrived, there were absolutely no cats matching their descriptions nearby. It's at least 95% certain this cat is related to the Pokémon not captured in the surveillance footage. Perhaps we can inquire about the details while we're capturing the Diva."

"Asking a girl about another girl on a date is a terrible idea," Kotori said, sitting cross-legged on a chair, shaking her ankles, which were covered in black and white striped knee-high socks. "Anyway, let's focus on the Diva for now. I hope the new Pokémon that can hide its spiritual power isn't a Nightmare type..."

……

On the other side, Yimi, who had already run far away, climbed into a small garden.

Only then did she have time to open the system tasks and check them carefully, ignoring the side quests that were of no help in getting home and focusing on the main storyline.

Main quest: Defeat the first elf.

"It must be that big idiot!" Yimi concluded that Yuxiao Meijiu was the original elf.

"Host, this judgment is completely unfounded, and you are 100% motivated by revenge."

"It's her." Yimi believed in her own judgment.

The cat was scolded by a stranger as soon as it arrived in this world, and the more it thought about it, the angrier it became.