I, the little cat, am a substitute for others who are starving and thin

And then he was killed instantly!

"I won."

"What? You win now? No, why did you hit me first? It's my first time playing, so I should go first!"

Kelp-headed people are still smarter than red-haired ones.

"Then you go first."

Yimi arranged the cards.

Then, when Kelp Head imitated her and fell over, he used his magic to hold the card firmly to prevent it from falling.

"Damn it, because I've never played it before..."

"It's my turn!"

Yimi doesn't care about this, he just grabs his card and kills it instantly!

"You cheated, didn't you?"

"No."

Another hit and kill!

"Damn it, are you kidding me?"

Still kill in one hit!

……

Cat is also a winner today!

"Trash fish, trash fish!"

She habitually pointed at the kelp head and cursed at it.

"What did you say!"

Kelphead blushed, turned his head away and walked away, "Go and have fun by yourself."

"I've already told you, cursing is not good."

The red-haired boy came over to dissuade her, "You are a girl, so don't scold others in the future."

The kitten didn't understand: "Don't you scold others for scolding you?"

"Uh...if you really want to curse someone, just curse me."

The red-haired child finished speaking in a low voice.

"Want to play cards with me today? If I win, give me back my slingshot."

"What if I win?"

Yimi looked at his empty hands.

"If you win, I can scold you..."

"Then I don't want to play cards anymore, let's play slingshot."

Yimi tugged at yesterday's spoils.

"Oh... I'll go pick up some bottles for you to hit, just don't hit the birds."

The red-haired boy seemed a little disappointed, but he quickly adjusted himself and ran to pick up the drink bottles that others had thrown away after drinking.

He placed them in a row on the flower bed, found a small stone of suitable size and not too powerful, and handed it to Yimi.

Yimi aimed for a while.

emission!

With a snap, the stone flew out, bounced off the ground, drew a perfect arc, and luckily landed on the head of Weber who was passing by.

"What are you doing? You hit someone!"

the red-haired boy exclaimed.

"Back to you."

The kitten, realizing he was in trouble, quickly handed him the slingshot.

“It hurts… Where did this naughty kid come from?”

16

Chapter 16 is the most classic plot of the Four Wars.

Waver was in a particularly bad mood. There were too many powerful enemies in this Holy Grail War. First, there was Archer, who used multiple Noble Phantasms as projectiles, then there was Ruler, who had magical powers like they were free, and there was also Berserker, whose identity was unknown but who seemed to be able to grab a Noble Phantasm at will.

He actually thought about forming an alliance yesterday. Although he was not particularly concerned about the Holy Grail itself, he did not want Kenneth, his contemptuous teacher, to see him in such an embarrassing situation of losing after stealing the holy relic.

The result was a complete failure. He certainly wouldn't want to find a teacher, but Saber didn't want to deal with Yimi in an unfair two-on-one situation. Archer was even more arrogant to the point of being insane, so his Rider naturally refused to form an alliance in a situation where he was inferior to her.

Today I wanted to go out and relax after a long absence, and buy some historical documents about Alexander the Conqueror, but I ended up being attacked by some naughty kids.

"Yes, I'm sorry. It's my fault."

The red-haired boy quickly bowed his head and apologized.

"you……"

He was about to spit out all the foreign curse words that had accumulated in his stomach, but at this moment, Waver suddenly noticed the little girl protected by the red-haired boy. She looked pure, innocent, and lovely.

Seeing such a cute little Lolita, Weber suddenly realized that as an adult, he should not be petty with a child. He instantly felt his soul purified, and believed that the other party must not have done it on purpose.

Waver's narrow-mindedness became broad, and the anger on his face turned into kindness.

"Oh, isn't this Ruler? You killed Berserker yesterday, right?"

The King of Conquerors took Weber aside and said hello to Yimi.

"Is he talking to you?"

The boy turned and looked at Yimi.

"Idiot, don't greet people like that in front of ordinary people!"

Weber tried to stop it, but was pulled aside again.

The King of Conquerors could normally transform into a spirit, he just didn't want to. For this reason, he even bought a modern T-shirt with the words "Grand Strategy" printed on it.

"What a coincidence! Are you free tonight? How about we go get together with Saber?"

"What are you gathering for?"

The kitten looked up at the big guy whom he disliked the most.

The red-haired boy stepped in front of Yimi and whispered, "He's so suspicious. Could he be a human trafficker? I heard a lot of children have gone missing recently."

Which adult would say to a child, "Do you have time?" or "Let's get together"?

"That little red-haired guy, I always feel like you're sneaking around and saying something unpleasant."

The King of Conquerors crossed his arms and ignored him. "Actually, I just think it's a shame to have three kings in a Holy Grail War and just fight each other. Why don't we all sit down and talk about who is more worthy of the Holy Grail?"

Because Waver wanted to form an alliance, Iskandar already knew Saber's true identity when Imi was harassing Lancelot. He said to Imi, "Although you are not a king, Ruler, one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, actually has thoughts about the Holy Grail. I really want to hear what you have to say."

Maomao understood: "You three need to get together."

"That's right, what do you think?"

"I'm going to kill you all."

Yimi raised his paw and expressed his thoughts very straightforwardly.

The King of Conquerors pinched his beard in annoyance. "Don't say such a spoiler on such a rare day. If you were to come, I might bring some cakes that little girls love."

He may not know this in modern times, but in his time or earlier times, it is true that children all like sweet things.

"I won't kill you yet."

Yimi puts down his claws.

The King of Conquerors laughed heartily: "It's settled then. I'll wait for you at Saber's place tonight."

"Idiot, what are you talking about in public?"

The two guys left.

The little red-haired boy who was listening in on the entire process felt as if the universe had been born behind his head.

What the hell is this adult talking about? He must be a child trafficker who exploits children's words!

-

"banquet?"

"Well, eat cake, eat cake, eat cake..."

The unique noise of children is quite frustrating.

"As expected, no matter what changes happen, this one thing will never change. That king is a man who will do whatever he thinks of."

El-Melloi's voice sounded rather helpless.

"Master Kongming, are you referring to that thief's Servant? Hello? Master Kongming, can you hear me?"

This is a damn signal.

If the child wants to go, just take her there. It would be a waste not to eat the cake.

"Where's Berserker? Do you want to come with us?"

Ritsuka saw the conflict on Lancelot's face.

"Of course, how could I possibly refuse the chance to see that person again?"

"Then let's go."

Compared with the other two families, the Einzbern family can be said to be truly remote, and there is even a large forest surrounding the house.

He spoke with great confidence during the day, but in fact, Saber was the last one to know that the other party was going to hold a banquet in her house.

They are all famous kings in their respective regions, so it is understandable that Saber wants to talk with other kings from different eras and regions.

but……

"What is that, King of Conquerors?"

Saber pointed at the pink cartoon-patterned square box the other person was carrying. Perhaps he had ridden too fast on the way here and knocked over the electronic equipment inside, but now she could hear the sound of local children's songs playing from the box.

Iskandar scratched his head. "I asked the pastry chef if she had any big cakes that little girls would like, and she recommended this. What's the thing singing inside? It's such a weird food."

"Little girl? I cannot ignore this insult, King of Conquerors."

An invisible sword appeared in Saber's hand, pointing directly at the opponent's nose.

Iskandar showed no sign of anger. "You are incredibly sensitive, Knight King. Don't worry, this isn't for you. It's just a tool to lure Ruler over."

"Will Ruler come?"

Irisviel’s eyes lit up.

"She promised me during the day, but I have no idea about her personality even if she goes along with the legend. If she doesn't show up for the appointment, there's nothing I can do."

"They clearly used the same child abduction tactics to trick us into getting here..."

Weber whispered, and was naturally snapped at by Iskandar.

This also confirmed what Iskandar said. Irisviel felt that the nearby barrier was triggered by something, followed by the sound of horse hooves.

Is there also the sound of a motorcycle?

Riding a motorcycle in the woods?

"Oh, it's coming."

The King of Conquerors opened his arms to greet her, but the first thing he saw was not the little girl's innocent face, but a slightly unfamiliar set of armor.

Saber's pupils contracted, and she recognized who it belonged to at a glance.

She was very familiar with this armor.

"Sir Lancelot, why would you..."