I, the little cat, am a substitute for others who are starving and thin

She looked in shock at the nine tails behind Yakumo Aoi's butt that couldn't be tied up.

This woman can actually wear a skirt with so many tails!

"..."

Yakumo Ran looked down at the illustration in the newspaper, then looked up at Yimi.

"Orange, where did you pick this up?"

The culprit was caught.

"I found it at the Beast Path, but I didn't succeed in turning it into my Shikigami. Lord Lan, can you teach me again?"

"Shikigami..."

Lan reached out and took Yimi, scratching her chin the same way he used to tease Cheng.

Yimi couldn't help but look up and squint her eyes.

It is not a human, nor does it have the aura of a monster, let alone a fairy. If it is a new god like the cat god, it also does not have the aura associated with it.

The only thing that made her different was the faint scent of magic about her. It was really not noticeable, and someone like Orange definitely couldn't sense it anyway.

Without further ado, Lan turned the newspaper over and showed it to Yimi: "What's going on here?"

Yimi stared at the newspaper, looking left and right, and explained to Lan: "This is a newspaper. It's used to find out what's happening outside."

Cats have learned this in the sailing world.

"I'm asking what's on it."

Lan's tone became slightly more serious. "Ms. Reimu is dying and has decided to make you the next miko. How did this news get out?"

"She said that when she dies I'll be the Hakurei Miko."

Maomao answered honestly.

"Eh?"

Orange opened her mouth slightly.

Lan's breath hitched.

You can't pretend you didn't hear anything. As a qualified Shikigami, you must investigate everything before Lord Zi wakes up.

Lan put his arm around one kitten and led the two towards the shrine.

Looking up from a distance, you can see several monsters standing on the steps, some with malicious intentions or some with concerns, ready to go up and visit with gifts.

"Have you read the newspaper? The Crimson Killer ate spoiled food, and his life is about to end. He's passing his position to a monster..."

A monster pulled another monster and whispered to it.

"You believe the Tengu newspaper too?"

"This is true. Many people went to visit her and saw with their own eyes that she didn't even have the strength to get out of bed! Some people even saw a little cat demon waving a royal coin with her scent..."

"Huh? Human life is truly short."

Then the monster ran out and whispered to the next monster: "Have you heard? The Red Killer ate poisonous monsters and is about to die. He decided to pass his position to the monster."

"Ah? Did she get her comeuppance?"

"..."

"Have you heard? The Crimson Killer wiped out a tribe of monsters and ate them. It's said that the red color on her clothes was all monster blood. But retribution has finally come. She is now dying of food poisoning. Before she died, she decided to pass her position to the monster."

"..."

Ling Meng nodded and grabbed the other person's collar: "Open your dog eyes and see who I am!"

This unknown Tengu, who simply wanted to gossip, looked at Reimu's clothes in horror and said, "My life is over!"

A skinny camel is bigger than a horse!

"Fuck off!"

She said something was wrong. Since Marisa left, people came over from time to time with souvenirs. They looked at the dark circles under her eyes, covered their mouths, and turned away.

At first, she was delighted to see so many luxurious ingredients that were usually only seen at banquets. However, she had hardly slept all night and didn't have the energy to think about what had happened.

But as more and more people came, she couldn't sleep even though these people were deliberately being very careful, and she finally realized that something must have happened.

"That stinking crow!"

Reimu tore the snatched newspaper into pieces.

"What? Little Reimu is alive and well. I was really shocked."

A lazy voice came from beside him. It was from Yakumo Yukari, the youkai sage who cared most about the safety of Gensokyo.

The gap monster, also known as the realm monster, has the power to control the realm level and has the ability to open gaps in the air that act like a door.

Of course, it would have been even better if she could have also poked out her lower body, which was suspected to be huddled in the quilt on the other side of the gap, while she was talking.

"How can you even laugh? I've been sentenced to death in society! Aren't they monsters? They can't even tell if a person still has life!"

Reimu threw the newspaper that she had torn into pieces towards Yakumo Yukari's face.

"With the dark circles under your eyes and your untidy hair, I'd think you were going to die too."

Yakumo Yukari was not annoyed. She reached out and caught one of the fragments, which happened to be the illustration in the newspaper.

"Don't be angry, don't be angry. Haven't you received a lot of benefits anyway?"

As she spoke, she retreated back into the gap and searched for the figure of the protagonist in the newspaper in Gensokyo.

Unexpectedly, I have been caught by Lan. He is really reliable.

After opening a gap again, Zi, who was already wearing panties and a skirt, appeared in front of the three people in a dignified manner.

"Master Zi, why are you awake?"

"Master Zi!"

Cheng greeted loudly and respectfully, and tugged at Yimi's clothes: "Call me Master Zi!"

"Why do you call me 'Sir'?"

The kitten still doesn't quite understand the meaning of this sentence.

"Because, because Lord Zi is very noble."

This was the only explanation Orange could think of.

"Haha, nothing."

Zi waved his hand casually, showing the friendliness of a great man: "Hey, whose child are you? How come I have never seen you before?"

Gensokyo's monsters are diverse, but Yakumo Yukari is truly qualified to say this. It's not a particularly glorious thing, mainly because she tends to peek at them when she has nothing better to do.

Yimi raised her paw: "I am my mother's child, auntie."

8

Chapter 8 Why does the old woman act like a virgin?

"Aunt?"

Yakumo Yukari's eyebrows twitched slightly, and the smile on her face lost its soul.

She pinched Yimi's mouth and said: "Haha, little friend, no matter from which angle you look at me, I am an underage big sister, right? Come on, call me sister~"

"Congratulations to the host for unlocking the achievement [Why does the old woman act like a virgin?], rewarded with 5% portal energy."

"Well?"

The kitten broke free from her pinching mouth, but was not very angry. It had only been a short time in this world, but he had already unlocked so many achievements.

She stared curiously at the string of achievements, which were written in a rather unfamiliar handwriting to her, and read it again in the same unfamiliar way as the system had just spoken:

"Why is the old woman acting like a virgin?"

“Kaa——”

Lan, who remained serious, made a strange sound, "Master Zi, children's words are not to be underestimated..."

"System, what does the old woman mean?"

The kitten is very studious.

"The ancient Huizhou people's name for wife now mostly refers to older women."

The system directly reads out the found information.

"How old are you?"

After the system loaded for a while, Ai immediately listed the people Yimi had met who were more suitable: "For example, Pluto Rayleigh, who took the host in for a while."

"Rayleigh?"

Yimi's ears twitched, and he vaguely recalled that he had accidentally learned another title of Rayleigh before leaving the sailing world.

She pointed at Yakumo Yukari and asked, "Are you also an ancient weapon?"

As soon as she finished speaking, Cheng covered her mouth with his hand and shook his head at her.

"hehe."

Yakumo Yukari sat on the gap, and the little cat was caught in her hand. She turned it sideways and pressed it on her legs. She closed the folding fan and slapped it towards her butt.

The beating was not light at all. The train of love that had not appeared when Origami spanked before was directly triggered, and a layer of white light extended out.

"This is?"

Zi seriously felt this power that made her feel a little uncomfortable.

Following the white light, I saw a flower tyrant walking with a parasol at the end. Suddenly, he stood on tiptoe, raised his brows slightly, and reached out to rub his butt.

Fengjian Youxiang sneered.

He came towards her place without anyone noticing. In Gensokyo, there was no one else but the one who opened the portal and looked around for no reason.

"Haha, it was you who did this, wasn't it Yakumo Yukari? Now, it's been a while since we've fought..."

The last scene that Yakumo Yukari saw was Yuuka walking towards the Yakumo residence.

"To transfer the power of damage?"

Ignoring the fact that the Flower Tyrant was going to ask him out on a date, Zi straightened Yimi up and saw the kitten, realizing it had been beaten, baring its teeth at him.

"Could it be divine power?"

Lan also noticed it.

The level is quite high, but because it only lasted for a moment and it is suspected that it did not fully erupt, it is unclear what kind of divine power it is. The aura alone is somewhat similar to the Western system.

It's very strange. It is clearly her own power, but I can't sense any corresponding aura from her.

"Bite you!"

Yimi bit her hand because the man had just hit her, but it didn't count as an attack.

"What are you doing? Open your mouth!"

The terrified Orange quickly grabbed her ankles and tried to pull her down.

"I'm so sorry just now, let's talk."

Yakumo Yukari regained her composure and looked down at the kitten hanging on her hand.

"Little sister, you've caused quite a stir. Now the whole of Gensokyo is spreading the rumor that Hakurei Reimu is dying."

"Life is short?"

Yimi Song Mouth.

"I'm just about to die."

Cheng explained to her quietly, "Hurry up and apologize to Master Zi!"

"Is she dying?"

Kitten is looking forward to it.

"That's just a rumor... I don't understand why you're so happy."