Type-Moon, I loaded the love game

This is a youth campus, and everyone has changed into modern uniforms. Why are you still dressed like a ferocious and terrifying assassin? Is this the idol burden of a Crown Servant?

No, no, no, this is not the problem right now. Am I going to entertain the Mountain Hermit next? Is that true?

"oh oh……!"

Suddenly, a loud shout came from under the majestic mask of the Mountain Old Man, and a blue-green flame suddenly rose.

Yinggu's spirit immediately tensed up.

What...what are you doing? Are you going to start a massacre?

The huge body of the Mountain Old Man suddenly leaned back, his shoulders tensed, and then he let out a hoarse growl.

"Oh oh oh oh oh oh!!!!"

After a while, the old man of the mountain stopped moving.

Then, the two sides looked at each other in silence.

...So you were just stretching. The noise you made almost scared me to death!

Yinggu was so frightened that he almost died of fright.

"So... does this customer need a massage?"

Yinggu asked cautiously.

Although he wanted to turn around and run, that would mean he would lose his job. Although he didn't think the Mountain Man would be willing to let others touch him, he still had to at least ask, as a courtesy.

"Is that your mission?" asked the Old Man of the Mountain.

"I think it is……"

"Then I'll leave it to you. Don't slack off in your work."

Ying Gu thought, "I was just talking, how could you actually lie down like that?" "Shan Zhiweng, are you supposed to be so cooperative?" If your fans saw this, wouldn't they call the author a "cloud moon person" for making the characters OOC? Even using youth comedy as a fig leaf wouldn't necessarily help.

Yinggu slapped his head and thought, that’s it.

"Send it, I will serve you and kill you."

If I don't treat him well enough, will he chop off your head?

Is there anyone who can come over and break this situation? Anyone is fine, as long as they can break this deadlock...

"Bang, bang!"

Another extremely heavy noise was heard outside the VIP room.

After a while, a huge creature resembling a mammoth walked over, lowered its head and took a look at the situation in the VIP room.

That was Ivan the Terrible, the King of the Lostbelt!

"Is this the VIP room that Hong Yanma mentioned?"

Ivan the Terrible asked in the deep and majestic imperial voice.

This rhythm is killing me...

"I'm sorry," Ying Gu said embarrassedly, "The VIP room is full. Please go back to your room."

"I'm not here to change bedrooms, I'm here to enjoy a massage."

As he said this, he lay down on the massage bed next door like a mountain hermit.

Bang! The massage bed was crushed to pieces by his weight, but Ivan the Terrible himself didn't care.

"???"

It's over, there's no way to escape this time.

"Hey, what are you going to do?"

Mordred asked from the side: "These two look like troublesome characters."

"Haha, no way, don't they look quite cute..."

"Likeable? How did you tell that? Have you finally gone crazy?"

Yinggu pointed to Wang Hassan who was standing beside him and said, "Look, this is a handsome old man!"

Then he pointed to Ivan the Terrible on the other side and said, "This is Fury!"

After that, he concluded, "Look, if you change the name, wouldn't they seem quite likable? I like handsome old men, and I'm a big fan of Furui. Now I'm double-chef ecstasy."

"Wake up, one of them is a crown servant, and the other is the king of the Lostbelt."

"...No, it's nothing. He's just the Old Man of the Mountain, a mere warrior, not worth mentioning," he said. "As for Ivan the Terrible, it's embarrassing to even mention him. He and his Frozen Earth Pure are just stepping stones for the later Lostbelts. They're nothing at all."

After saying that, Yinggu buried his head in the drawer where the cupping jar was placed like an ostrich.

"...Goodbye, I'm going to take the time machine to find other singularities! Sayonara!"

"Are you too scared to face reality?"

Mordred pulled Ingol out of the drawer and said, "Calm down. Although they look scary, they don't intend to kill anyone. As long as you provide the best service and the highest-quality massage service, and satisfy them, nothing will happen."

"The highest standard of massage service to satisfy them...?"

He calmed down a little, looked at the Old Man of the Mountain, and then looked at Ivan the Terrible on the other side.

Then I thought about the 3000 QP needed for the social gathering. Fortune and wealth must be sought through risk.

“…It’s difficult, but I can try.”

A minute later, Yinggu came back with the water bed and massage lubricant.

Mordred was stunned.

He silently lowered the waterbed and added lubricant to the basin.

"Anyway, let me stir the lubricant first..."

Mordred, blushing, punched him.

"What kind of service are you going to give them? Where did you learn this massage method? Did you go to some weird shop?"

"I haven't been there! I just saw how dusty they looked and wanted to give them some hygiene and disinfection!"

Ying Gu explained seriously,

"...Also, I heard that men are not immune to lubricants. Perhaps this can be used for special attack purposes?"

"..."

Chapter 13: VIP

"Although I don't quite understand how you're going to use lubricant, my intuition tells me that this is dangerous."

"Well, you figured it out."

Ying Gu said,

"I did intend to use lubricant and was caught by the censors. This would probably mean the end of this book. To put it in perspective, it would be like me and the Grand Servant exploding!"

"........."

Mordred had no idea what he was saying.

But she followed her intuition and took the basin of lubricant from his hand without saying a word.

"Don't do anything stupid. Don't forget you still owe me a pack of cigarettes."

"Let go, I want to solo the King of the Lostbelt and the Crown Kill!"

Both of them had B+ muscle strength, and their strength could be said to be comparable. The basin of water sandwiched between them was almost stretched and deformed.

[You and Mordred begin to tug violently.]

But Mordred is clearly superior to you, and you quickly run out of strength. She grabs the basin and drags you away with her.

You're about to lose your strength.

"Why? My strength is B+ too. Is it because I stayed up late last night?"

Although Mordred was a girl, she was incredibly strong. She pulled the basin filled with lubricant and dragged him forward, and some of the lubricant splashed out from the edge of the basin.

"Mordred, it's very dangerous for us to do this. Why don't you let go first..."

"If I let go, you'll snatch it away. I don't want that."

"Then I'll just let go first, okay?"

Yinggu felt that his strength was almost exhausted and his fingers could no longer hold the edge of the basin.

boom!

But before he could let go, Mordred stepped on the lubricant splashed on the floor, his center of gravity suddenly lost, and with a flip of his wrist, all the lubricant in the basin poured out.

At that moment, lubricant splashed everywhere.

Swish!

All fell on Ivan the Terrible and the Old Man of the Mountain!

Yinggu's heart suddenly stopped.

There were only two words left in his mind.

Damn it.

"Mordred, you are invincible. How dare you do such a heinous thing to our Grand Servant!"

"That's obviously a bad idea you came up with, okay?"

Modred was also drenched. She wiped her pretty face and then grabbed the other's equally wet collar with a gloomy look.

"You bastard, what the hell is going on?"

"...Mordred, calm down for a moment. You're covered in lubricant, I'm covered in lubricant, and even they're covered in lubricant. This scene is truly terrible in every sense of the word. It feels like we're all going to be in a state of confusion."

Ying Gu said.

Looking at the two guests who looked impressive but were covered in lubricant, Yinggu was ready to demonstrate the Japanese spirit of craftsmanship, but Ivan the Terrible and Yamano seemed to have no reaction at all.

"Are they... asleep?"

"It's hard to say for sure, but Ivan the Terrible must have really fallen asleep."

Ying Gu thought that it was not very surprising. After all, this person was able to sleep in his own lossbelt until the end.

He looked at the motionless Mountain Old Man, who stood as still as a fortress. It seemed that he had entered a state of meditation, and the little commotion from the outside world could not alarm him at all.

"call……"

Yinggu felt a little relieved and the pressure was immediately relieved a lot.

Perhaps his own thinking had become corrupted, and these two heroes probably didn't care about such a small offense at all.

In that case, I should just give them a massage honestly and call it a day as soon as possible.

But looking at the huge and burly elephant-like body of Ivan the Terrible, he couldn't help but fall into deep thought.

"Does Red Yama think too highly of me?"

he muttered.

"The old man in the mountain is fine, at least he's still human. But which joint should I start pressing on this elephant? My 'human body research' isn't working on him at all."

This question was too beyond the scope of the syllabus, so Yinggu decided to give up for the time being and turned to the old man on the mountain beside him.

He carefully lifted the black cloak of the Mountain Man, and what came into view was a set of heavy black armor.

Ying Gu was silent.

Why is someone coming for a massage wearing armor? He's obviously here to cause trouble.

"...Old Man of the Mountain?"

He tried to shake the other person's body.

But the other party didn't react at all. His concentration was truly amazing.

boom!