Type-Moon, I loaded the love game

Still haven't figured out what's going on.

"Tristan, Tristan, Tristan! Come here quickly! I can't quite understand what's going on here!"

"What……"

Tristan glanced at his game screen and thought deeply, "It seems that you accidentally chose Siegfried's personal line."

Oh my goodness, it turns out that the divergent option just now was not a strategy option to capture Crimsel, but "Siegfried and Crimsel, which one do you want to take away?"

"What does Siegfried's route mean? Explain it to me! Isn't this a game about capturing married women? How did my character end up hooking up with her husband?! Why does this game have this kind of inexplicable personal arc?"

"Haha, the original version of 'Love in the Sleep 2' didn't have this kind of route, but the official responded to the calls for diversity from LGBT fans, so the Royal Edition made an exception and added a same-sex route. In addition to wives, players can also reach a irreversible relationship with their husbands and then jump ship!"

"This route shouldn't even be added. Why does this crappy game still have LGBT fans?"

But now, Yinggu seems to finally understand why it is a Sony exclusive game!

Seeing the two pixel men already in a stalemate, he quickly looked for the file load option in the menu interface.

Who wants to jump into nine boats with these men? I'll just reload the game and start over!

"...where's the save option?"

He searched for a long time on the main interface but couldn't find the option to load the file.

"Unfortunately, this game only has one save slot," Tristan said seriously. "If you want to choose a different route, you must complete your current personal line as soon as possible and then choose again next round. Or you can spend money to buy the DLC and add a new save slot."

"Isn't this the Royal Edition? Why do I have to spend money on DLC for such a basic save function? Your Royal Edition only optimizes the LGBT route in the end, right?"

Yinggu looked at the two pixel figures kissing passionately on the screen and wanted to throw his controller away.

"While Crimsyl wasn't paying attention, you successfully captured Siegfried."

"I've already reached a point of no return with Siegfried..."

"..."

He no longer knew what to say.

Well, since it has come to this, we can only take more extreme measures.

Cut the Gordian knot and end this wrong relationship with Siegfried as soon as possible, so that you can choose a new personal line naturally.

He looked at the five red hearts on the Siegfried pixel man, two of which were empty.

Is this how much he likes me?

Siegfried's current favorability is three bars of love.

In this case, I can only be cruel to Fei Ge, lower his favorability and end this wrong relationship.

"You adopted a cold war attitude towards Siegfried and treated him rather harshly."

"He felt overwhelmed by this."

The heart on Siegfried's pixelated head was being cleared out at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Very good, his favorability is plummeting!

And when all the hearts on his head returned to zero,

Siegfried's pixel man suddenly fell to the ground and could not get up again.

"Siegfried is dead."

"Why is this? Why does he die once his favorability reaches zero?"

"That's actually Siegfried's health," Tristan explained.

"???"

After all this time, it turns out this love heart is copied from Zelda's health UI...

This kind of love is too misleading to be put into a love game.

On a different note, aren't the characters in this game a bit too fragile to die over such trivial matters? Are your vitality even less than that of a rabbit?

"No! Lord Siegfried!"

Klinshide's sorrowful cries were heard in the game, and her pixelated figure was shaking the sleeping Siegfried vigorously.

"Oh no, his wife saw it!" Yinggu was immediately ashamed.

After confirming that Siegfried really couldn't get up, her pixel man stood up silently.

She revealed her Noble Phantasm, and her spirit base reappeared on the spot, holding a pixel version of Barumuk.

Yinggu suddenly had a very bad feeling.

"How dare you attempt to murder my dear Lord Siegfried..."

She said quietly,

"Revenge, I will take revenge on you! Barumuk, brand it with my hatred!"

“I’m so sorry!!!”

The pixel man of Clinshid rushed towards the game screen, as if he wanted to attack the players outside the screen!

"Cuck!!"

Yinggu was so scared that he threw the game console away.

"Why do I have to go through this kind of ordeal every time I play the game of lovemaking?"

(PS: Although this is a more restrained version, it would have been even more outrageous according to the original idea... But I'm still letting myself go and there might be some toxic points. I hope I don't discourage you...)

Chapter 154: The Raiders Continue

Yinggu was so scared that he threw the game console away.

He was breathing heavily in shock, still feeling the lingering fear of the scene just now.

It's a wonder this game even has a sequel or enhanced version. It's unbelievable that anyone plays this game.

"This is a bit too scary. It's completely like a horror game, okay..."

Tristan, however, lit up the scoreboard: "60 points, congratulations, you passed!"

"Are you kidding me? Can I pass the test even if I play like this?" Yinggu asked in surprise.

"Since this is your first time playing this game and you successfully bullied someone's lover, I'm willing to give you a passing grade."

What kind of success is this? I, a young man, stole someone else's husband and was chased and attacked by her wife. This is completely disqualifying me as a young man.

I really shouldn't have listened to Tristan. After all, how can playing with a yellow game really help him in reality? Not only did it not help him learn any Minotaur skills, but it made him even more afraid of married women!

"Lord Yinggu, congratulations on successfully completing my first assessment, but we still have a second course..."

"Again?"

Yinggu quickly shook his head. He would never touch this game again.

The deduction text popped up a prompt at this time.

【You have passed Tristan's first test.】

[You've gradually mastered the art of getting along with married women. From now on, your judgment checks on Yu Ji will be reduced from "Normal Difficulty" to "Easy Difficulty."]

Looking at the reward content of the deduction text,

Ying Gu's face was full of disbelief.

Holy shit, Tristan's wife training actually came in handy?!

"Why? I don't feel like I've learned anything at all. Forget about getting along with married women. My relationship with Clinhilde is clearly getting worse and worse..."

Could it be that... the game "Love Sleeping 2 Royal Edition" is really worth some money?

After all, it is Tristan's most admired minotaur masterpiece, so it must be quite good.

Continue to complete Tristan's assignment, and the difficulty of conquering Yu Ji may be reduced a little bit.

He silently picked up the game console that was thrown at the end of the bed, intending to continue playing for a while.

"Okay... Lao Cui, what's the next topic?"

Ying Gu asked.

Tristan didn't quite understand why he suddenly changed his attitude, but he still gave a firm answer with the airs of a strict teacher: "The next task is to conquer three wives at the same time in one round!"

Conquer three wives at the same time? !

The difficulty has increased a lot. Last week I couldn't even conquer a single married woman.

However, at least there is a glimmer of hope in conquering Yu Ji.

In that case, let’s play it some more.

"understood."

Yinggu didn't hesitate for too long and turned on the game console again.

He was killed by Clinhild in the previous round, but in the next round, the personal routes of all members were unlocked directly, and his action planning could become more relaxed and free.

"Lord Yinggu, the game is officially starting now. In the second round, you will no longer be restricted by character routes. Go ahead and realize your dream of becoming a married woman!"

"This is not my dream. Don't modify other people's dreams without permission!"

Despite the curses, he still opened the game.

"From now on, you can move freely."

"Continuing from the previous week's content, you can now choose the order in which you want to capture the wives."

Yinggu pushes the joystick to control the movement of his pixel man.

Just like last week, he chose Crimsheed as his target.

He had just controlled his character to walk out of the classroom when an exclamation mark suddenly appeared above the head of a pink-haired pixelated figure outside the classroom corridor, and then quickly approached him.

"what is this?"

Yinggu found that he could no longer control the character, as if he had entered the plot.

"Oh, Lord Ingu," Tristan said, watching his live game, "you seem to be very lucky. You encountered a sudden married woman route as soon as you went out. In addition to the established married woman routes, you will occasionally encounter married woman characters that are worth pursuing on the big map."

"Uh, uh, if we just talk about the gaming experience, there's quite a lot of stuff and a sense of freshness." Ying Gu muttered.

He glanced at the pink-haired pixelated figure.

Although the character is made up of pixels, you can vaguely make out the crown on her pink hair, the white fur coat, and the whip in her hand. You can recognize her at a glance as the bitch JK hottie from the Britannia class, Queen Maeve.

"Oh, what a handsome warrior!"

A dialog box popped up above Queen Maeve's head, saying:

"Since our eyes have met... then, within three seconds of meeting, let's have a [beep] duel!"

Then, she activated her Noble Phantasm, the Iron Chariot, and forcefully dragged Yinggu's game character into her car. Then the game screen turned into a familiar mosaic.

This mosaic...Melyuzina did it before!

He said the child-friendly lines about strangers triggering battles in Pokémon, and then started doing things related to restricted games!

"What's going on?! Why did the car start shaking violently after she dragged my character into it?!"

"Well, this is..."

Tristan looked at the swaying iron chariot with awe. "You're truly worthy of being Lord Ingu. You've just stepped out of the gate and already quickly established a personal arc for a married woman. You truly know how to capture someone's love."

"I haven't done anything yet, but I might as well be the one being pushed over! There's not even an ounce of love between her and me; this is purely a product of lust!"

"You consumed a huge amount of MP (magic power), but you finally succeeded in capturing Queen Maeve."

"You should be careful about who she dates from now on. Cú Chulainn, Fergus, the warriors of Celtic mythology, and the men she dated at school."

"How many boyfriends has she had? She's not even a wife, she's just a bitch with a messy private life and lots of boyfriends..."

"Ah, seriously, I'm almost fed up with this game. Let's finish the other wives' routes and close it!"

After barely escaping from Queen Maeve's chariot, Yinggu quickly controlled his character and fled towards Crinhild without looking back.