Type-Moon, I loaded the love game

"Tristan, what kind of horror game is this? I clearly turned it off before I went to bed last night, but why did it turn on automatically so early in the morning and let Crimsheed harass me? It's so disturbing!"

Tristan was brushing his teeth as he explained vaguely, "This is also a major feature of Love Sleep 2. Girlfriends will force the game to start and then wake you up in the morning. This kind of care is very heartwarming."

"This is clearly just the hospice care that was supposed to kill me! What's with this Gintama-like prank game? It's a complete plagiarism!"

This game would automatically start up all day long, and the resentful wives in the game wanted to kill him regardless of the situation. There was no warmth to be felt, and all that could be felt was Siegfried's body getting colder and colder. This was basically just a horror game disguised as a love story!

Wives are so scary! Mom, I'm never going to watch Thunderfire Sword again!

This entire week, he's been in Tong Xiangyu mode, and the line he recites most every day is: "I regret it so much. I shouldn't have agreed to Holmes from the beginning. If I hadn't agreed to him, I wouldn't be playing this wife game. If I hadn't played this game, then I wouldn't..."

beep beep.

At this moment, his cell phone suddenly vibrated.

Ying Gu opened his phone and took a look. It was a message from Black Jeanne d'Arc.

"Are you there? Well, let's make our date next time. I suddenly had something urgent to do today..."

He frowned, not knowing what was going on with the other party and why he liked to let him down repeatedly.

"What's going on this time? We were supposed to go on a date on the 3rd, but it rained that day and got postponed. Now you're canceling it again today. I absolutely have to get to the bottom of this."

"What happened to you?" Yinggu asked.

"Well...it's just some troublesome things. Let's go out and play tomorrow." Black Jeanne d'Arc's message came quickly.

"No, Black Jeanne, if you really have any problems, I can help. Anyway, I've been really stressed out this week and I really want to find someone to hang out with and blow off some steam. Please, 5 QP!"

"Hey, what's going on over there? Are you helping some weird woman again?"

Black Jeanne d'Arc's somewhat resentful reply came over,

"But if you insist, then that's fine. Let's meet at the entrance to the amusement park this morning. Let's go now."

"It seems you are not busy today... What is it that is making it inconvenient for you?"

Forget it, I'll ask carefully after we meet.

"Come to think of it, she actually chose an amusement park as a date location. Black Jeanne d'Arc really has a strong girlish heart."

He smiled, put on his clothes, washed up, and went out immediately.

There was still about a week left until the deadline to rescue Yu Ji, but he was allowed to take a day off to relax.

After all, his strength comes from learning and socializing. Cultivating feelings and deepening bonds with heroic spirits is itself a way to become stronger.

Besides, I've almost suffered a work-related injury from trying to save Yu Ji. Can't I just enjoy myself?

【You accepted Black Jeanne's invitation.】

You walk out of school, feeling the gradually increasing heat outside. Summer is almost here, and you'll need to wear short sleeves.

You called a car and quickly arrived at the amusement park in Academy City.

Because it was a holiday, the entrance to the amusement park was crowded with people, and the heroic spirits had formed a long queue waiting to enter.

Ying Gu did not rush to queue up to buy a ticket, but sat on the bench next to him and waited for Black Jeanne to come.

About ten minutes passed.

He was sitting on a chair playing with his phone while waiting for Black Jeanne to arrive, when he suddenly heard hurried footsteps.

"Have you been waiting here for a long time?"

Snow-white hair, honey-like golden eyes, a beautiful and delicate face, and the iconic headdress of the Saint of Orleans.

The person standing in front of him was a graceful French girl.

"It's okay, Black Jeanne, I just arrived too..."

Ying Gu carefully looked at the girl in front of him and smiled.

"Then let's go on a date right away."

"Yeah, let's go."

Just as he was about to hold her hand and walk towards the amusement park, he suddenly heard Black Jeanne's voice from the other side: "Slow down, slow down!"

Black Joan of Arc rushed out from somewhere and tapped his head hard.

"What's wrong with you, kid? Didn't you notice that this is just a little kid? That's my sister Lily! Did you make a mistake?"

"I thought you got caught in the washing machine when you went out today and shrunk..." Yinggu explained with a look of grievance.

"I give up! How can you have such a train of thought? Are you mentally retarded?"

Chapter 157: Young Virginity

Nine o'clock in the morning.

At the ticket office at the main entrance of the amusement park, Ying Gu looked at the two Black Jeannes of Arc thoughtfully.

One is the dragon witch Black Jeanne d'Arc whom he is familiar with, and the other is the young little girl Black Jeanne d'Arc, whose full name is Jeanne d'Arc Alter Santa Lily.

Let’s just refer to her as Youzhen below.

"...I roughly understand the situation. Bai Zhende has to go out today, so it's your turn to take care of the child, right?"

Ying Gu folded his arms across his chest, analyzing the situation at the scene.

"That's about it."

Black Jeanne looked away as usual. "Well, you're disappointed, aren't you? We were supposed to go on a date, but then a child suddenly appeared. That's why I told you to change it to another day. Today really isn't very convenient."

"Haha, what does it matter?"

Yinggu smiled indifferently and patted Youzhen's little head.

"Isn't it nice to have a lot of people around? What's more, I can get to know your family."

"Do you like children?" asked Joan of Arc.

"You're wrong. I don't like being around children at all. If I see those naughty kids on the street, I'll definitely stay as far away from them as possible."

"Then you still-"

"But your little sister looks very cute and sensible," Yinggu smiled and pinched Yuzhen's face. "She is so cute, just like an angel."

"Big brother, please don't pinch my face casually." Youzhen said quickly.

"Haha, just call me brother-in-law."

"Why call me brother-in-law?" Black Jeanne blushed. "Don't think that just because you helped me, I'll fall in love with you. I don't have any intentions in that direction at all!"

Ying Gu blinked and smiled: "Why are you so excited? I didn't say which sister it was."

Black Jeanne was startled and even became very panicked: "Hey, you, you...what do you mean by this? Is the person you like that crazy woman? Are you serious? Are you talking nonsense?"

"I told you not to get so excited... It was just a joke, Black Jeanne."

Yuzhen tugged at the hem of Heizhen's clothes and said unhappily, "I advise you not to continue. Can't you see that he's completely fooled you? It's really embarrassing. Even I'm almost embarrassed for you."

"What a smart girl! You are much smarter than your sister." Yinggu said with a smile.

"Of course! I am much more mature than her!" Youzhen said proudly with her hands on her hips.

"Hey, why are you two still on the same page!" Black Jeanne shouted with a red face.

"Haha, let's get going quickly."

Yinggu said, and Youzhen had already run towards the ticket office at the door.

Looking at Youzhen running to the ticket office of the theme park with an excited look on her face, she looked like a Samoyed running happily on the snow, so cute.

"...You don't have to force yourself to please us. It's a bit too much of a letdown for a date to turn into a threesome." Black Jeanne murmured softly.

"Ah?" Ying Gu said, "It's actually not a big deal. Wouldn't it be fun to play with your sister? Don't worry too much about my feelings. I'm not a picky person."

"Hey, you always like to say this kind of thing..."

Black Jeanne said in a rather helpless tone.

"Compared to this, Black Jeanne d'Arc..."

Ying Gu came close to her, took her hand and whispered,

"You look really good in your casual clothes today. You're usually pretty, but you're especially charming today. So, you have to go on a date with me today no matter what."

"..."

Black Joan of Arc's snow-white face suddenly turned red.

"Have some fun, Black Jeanne, and stop thinking about all that nonsense."

After saying that, he held the other person's hand tightly and walked towards the ticket office.

Young-jeong at the ticket office saw the two of them walking hand in hand, with a happy and gentle smile on his face, while Black-jean-d'Arc, who was holding hands, blushed shyly and followed closely behind him.

"What's wrong with you two, and why is her face as red as Santa Claus?"

"Brother-in-law, I don't know either." He said in a puzzled manner.

"...Don't call yourself brother-in-law." Black Jeanne corrected in a low voice with a blushing face.

When they got to the ticket office, Youzhen leaned her little head against the ticket window and said to the ticket seller, "Hello, please give me three adult tickets! Because I'm Santa Claus, I'm an adult too!"

"Don't charge me any more money without my permission," Black Jeanne knocked her on the head. "Behave like a kid. Just buy the cheap children's ticket. Save some money for your family, okay?"

"Well... ticket lady, I feel like I'm still a child. Can I just buy a child's ticket?" Ying Gu scratched his head. "Nintendo's games always treat me like a child, so I hope your amusement park will do the same. They say men remain young until they die."

"No matter how young you are at heart, if you're over 1.3 meters tall, you still have to buy an adult ticket!" Black Jeanne said, "Don't save me the money. Aren't you ashamed of a grown man buying a child's ticket?"

Both of them: "Tsk——"

"What are you two arguing about? Wasn't I the one who paid for the tickets in the end?" Black Jeanne d'Arc was speechless.

Ying Gu was stunned: "Hey, are you going to help me pay?"

"Of course, I promised to treat you. Don't look at me like this, but I will still fulfill my promise."

"Is that so..." He nodded, "Then I'd better obey your command."

If letting Black Jeanne pay could make her feel more comfortable, that would be fine. Besides, he was really short of money recently. Because of a certain lecherous dragon, he even owed Yan Mo Ting a sum of money.

After buying three tickets, the three of them quickly entered Chaldea Amusement Park.

Because it was a holiday, the amusement park was packed with tourists. There were bustling figures everywhere, couples, families, and friends. Loud laughter and screams from the pirate ship could be heard, as if even the bricks and stones under their feet were transmitting the lively and happy sounds.

"Is there anything you want to play, Yuzhen?" Yinggu asked, lowering his body.

"I'm already a Santa Claus on my own. If I want to have fun, I'll have something exciting. I want to ride a roller coaster!"

"It's not Christmas now, so it's unnecessary for you to emphasize the attributes of Christmas. Secondly, you are not old enough or tall enough to ride a roller coaster!" Black Jeanne d'Arc corrected her unhappily.

Youzhen sighed regretfully: "There's nothing we can do. Let's go to the haunted house next door."

"Why do we have to go to the haunted house if we can't ride the roller coaster?" said Black Jeanne d'Arc.

"...My brother-in-law, I actually have a bit of a psychological trauma about haunted houses."

Yinggu said with some embarrassment.

"Really? But it was because of your video that I wanted to go to the haunted house. Your performance was really funny. Tong Yao, Jack and the others were all laughing happily." Youzhen praised with a bright smile, "Your performance was really wonderful!"

I give up, this is so embarrassing that it's even in kindergarten!

Chapter 158: Ferris Wheel

At ten o'clock in the morning, you went to a haunted house.

[In the haunted house, the staff wearing zombie and vampire masks didn't scare you, but when one of them took off his mask, it was Smoky Mirror himself. The past events came back to you so vividly that you ran away without even looking back.]

[Fortunately, no surveillance camera captured your image this time.]

【At 10:30 am, the three of you rode the carousel together.】