Type-Moon, I loaded the love game

"Ah... Damn it, Director Finn, you're not a temporary Servant summoned here by the Holy Grail, are you?"

Ying Gu was speechless and quickly apologized to him.

"I'm sorry, I accidentally mistook you for someone who confiscated Tristan's Snow Woman Wife's copy during class and took it to the office to read secretly. You were caught and still refused to admit it. You're clearly a permanent four-star, but you always like to show off, Old Deng."

"It sounds like you're apologizing to me, but in fact, you're insulting me even more..."

Finn looked at the two of them with a suspicious look.

"Anyway, young warrior, and this beautiful woman beside you, are you also here to sign up for this Holy Grail War? That's strange, you don't look like a couple at all."

Ying Gu and Yu Ji froze after hearing this, but Ying Gu quickly reacted:

"Nothing. We've had a little fight lately, so we wanted to use the Holy Grail War as an opportunity to mend our relationship. You've played It Takes Two, right? It's roughly the same feeling."

In order to make this statement seem more appropriate, Yinggu pretended to be affectionate and put his arm around Yu Ji's slender shoulders, moving his face closer, trying to pretend to be in love.

Yu Ji glared at him fiercely with her ruby ​​eyes, but considering the situation, she had no choice but to cooperate with him. The two of them smiled at Finn and made heart shapes with their hands.

"Is it,"

Finn stroked his chin thoughtfully.

"But I took a quick look at the resumes of the Heroic Spirits of this school. Shouldn't Miss Yuji already have a wife? Wouldn't it be inappropriate for her to participate in the Holy Grail War of Love with another man?"

Yinggu was a little overwhelmed now. The old guy Finn was not very reliable at ordinary times, but when he started playing with his mobile phone and finding faults in class, he became very fierce.

"Don't say anything but, what can you see? When your wife and Diarmuid rubbed out the spark of love, I don't think you noticed it either! We came here without telling Brother Xiang Yu. This is what you want to hear, right? Don't expose other people's past, okay? Don't you agree, sister-in-law?"

"What kind of nonsense is that 'I came here with Brother Xiang Yu on my back'? Who is your sister-in-law?"

Yu Ji bared her pearly fangs and shouted in anger.

"What..." Finn said with a smile, "So you two are lovers. As your elder, I must warn you to at least remember to take contraceptive measures, so as not to make the situation worse."

What kind of warning is this? In what sense are you an elder?

"..."

"..."

Yu Ji's beautiful and cold face had turned red at this time.

Before she could do anything, Ying Gu quickly held her shoulders and said meaningfully, "Senior, don't act rashly. After the Holy Grail War is over, you can do whatever you want with this guy."

"Fine……"

She swallowed back her anger.

"It would be even better if you could get rid of our class teacher, Mr. Finn, at the same time. I've long wanted to replace the Lion King as our class teacher." He added, "But it would dirty your hands."

"It doesn't matter. I'll just kill you along with you when the time comes."

"? Senior Yu Ji, I have done nothing wrong! To be honest, these are all lies necessary for the competition, and I didn't mean to say them!" Ying Gu retorted righteously.

"But you see, I can't refute the pornographic rumors that were spread about me. You're actually secretly happy, right?"

"Well, I can't argue with that. It really is satisfying to see you get humiliated."

"You bastard human, why don't you give me some rebuttal!"

Chapter 165: Contestants

"all in all,"

Ying Gu crossed his arms and defended himself with a serious face.

"Senior, this time, only couples can participate in the Holy Grail War. In order to participate, we can only pretend to be a couple for the time being. This is a necessary sacrifice, there is no other way..."

Before he finished speaking, he saw one or two more pairs of heroes walking into the hall. One of them was the Gemini Dioscuri in Greek mythology, that is, Castor and Pollux, a brother and sister. They were beautiful, with fair skin and blonde hair, and they exuded a pale and slender divine glow.

Brother Castor strode up to Finn and said straight to the point:

"My sister and I want to participate in the competition. We just need to tell you, right?"

"Yes."

Finn immediately registered the brother and sister.

"Slow down, slow down,"

Ying Gu was stunned at first, then he walked forward to ask for clarification.

"Why are these brother and sister allowed to participate in the competition? Are they lovers?!"

Castor's attitude towards him was somewhat similar to Yu Ji's, both were very cold, but he still explained reluctantly: "Human, don't misunderstand, Pollux and I are just brother and sister."

"Isn't that even worse? Why can't people who aren't lovers participate?"

"As long as they are men and women who claim to be lovers, I will allow them to participate," Finn explained, "but this Holy Grail War requires true love between men and women to better demonstrate their strength."

"Asshole, why were you asking so many questions just now? You made me think that only real couples can participate!" Yinggu said with a red face.

Finn spread his hands innocently. "I'm just curious about your relationship. I didn't say you can't participate."

"..."

Ying Gu was about to cast an attack-boosting buff on himself, but was stopped by Yu Ji: "Forget it, junior, we can just finish him off together after the Holy Grail War is over!"

"okay."

The two nodded solemnly, having already decided where to bury him.

"Although we are also vested interests, Finn is going too far. He actually let a brother and sister participate in the Holy Grail War, which is only for couples..."

At this time, another heroic spirit who had signed up for the competition approached the auditorium.

The heroic spirit looked very old, yet energetic. He wore a neat double-breasted suit with a cape shaped like a fluttering blue butterfly. In his hand, he held a staff sword, the hilt of which was engraved with a golden chameleon.

It was clear at a glance that although he was a peaceful old man, he was definitely not a good person.

That's James Moriarty, the mathematics professor and Napoleon of crime.

Yinggu watched in shock as the white-haired crime expert came up to Finn on crutches.

"I'm here to participate in the Holy Grail War of Love. Can I just sign up with you here?"

The old professor said calmly.

Are you serious? Are you serious? Ying Guxin said to himself, "You, an old man in his fifties or sixties, are participating in the couple's Holy Grail War. You don't fit in with everyone's style at all. Are you really so strong and healthy?"

Finn nodded, "Yes, I'll register you here."

You should question it, this old man didn't even bring a female companion! He just asked Yu Ji and I so many questions, and with such a suspicious guy in front of you, you're not even willing to ask a single question!

Yinggu complained bitterly in his heart.

But he soon lost his urge to complain and said, "Something's a little off, Director Finn. I have no objection to you letting this old professor participate in the Couples' Holy Grail War. But he didn't even bring a female companion. Or rather, does he really have a female companion?"

"Hehe," Moriarty said with a feigned smile, "Young man, please don't look down on me. Of course, I brought a woman with me to compete."

Ying Gu thought to himself, do you think I have never played FGO? Everyone knows that you are set to be an old man without a female companion, and your waist is not in good condition. It would be a miracle if you can find a lover!

"Director Finn, there's something wrong with this guy. Why don't you ask him a few questions?"

"Director?" Finn was stunned, but still asked, "Professor Moriarty, when did you...when did you plan to have a child?"

"Who told you to ask that? There's one thing I must make clear... Using illegal means like drugs, hypnosis, coercion, or bribery to force women to participate is absolutely not allowed! Our Holy Grail War is a legitimate event!"

Before he finished speaking, everyone heard a crisp female voice calling from outside the door:

"Beep! (Dad)"

A pink-haired, sweet-looking girl poked her head out from the door frame, her hair slightly covering her heterochromic eyes.

That's Frankenstein.

"???"

Yinggu was shocked.

"Look," Moriarty pointed at Frankenstein behind him and said to them, "I've brought the woman here!"

(PS: In a certain episode of Swimsuit Summer Event, Moriarty recognized Frankenstein as his adopted daughter. Frankenstein's mother is so cute~)

"Asshole, you brought your own daughter to compete, didn't you? You're even more outrageous than the brother and sister before you! You're blatantly ignoring the competition requirements!" Ying Gu looked at Finn. "Well, Director, this is absolutely not allowed!"

Finn, however, gave a thumbs-up: "Parent-child activities, OK!"

"Have you forgotten that this is an event for couples only? It turns out as long as there's a man and a woman, there are no other requirements for participation, right?"

Ying Gu was too tired to complain anymore.

He had seen enough of this farce, so he decided to start the Holy Grail War as soon as possible.

"Too strong! What kind of CP combinations are these? One pair is the widow and the yellow-haired man who are incompatible in appearance, another pair is a pair of kami-era siblings from the Greek aristocracy, and another pair is an old professor who is about to celebrate his sixtieth birthday and his daughter. Are you sure this lineup isn't some kind of punishment game?"

His rich experience and intuition told him that this Holy Grail War had already infiltrated so many strange things that it probably couldn't be held normally.

Rather, it is because the Holy Grail War itself is not very serious that it attracts so many weirdos.

After all, how do you determine the winner in love?

There is absolutely no love involved between these guys; they are simply after the Holy Grail.

Yinggu looked at the clock in the auditorium and saw the hour hand slowly moving towards ten o'clock in the morning.

Finn closed the register and showed a rare serious expression.

"Registration is now closed. Now let's move on to the much-anticipated Holy Grail Battle."

He said righteously,

“I, Finn McCool, will once again serve as the host and referee of this tournament, bringing everyone a fair and just Holy Grail War… Hey, why did I say again?

“In short, this Holy Grail War is called—‘Holy Grail War of Love: My Beloved Wife is the Best in the World’!

"From now on, the competition officially begins!"

Chapter 166: Holy Grail War on the Chessboard

The Holy Grail War officially begins.

In the auditorium of Yueyuan Hai Academy, seven pairs of couples are ready to set off at any time.

The opponents are all heroic couples, famous infatuated men and women in history or mythology.

But there are also the father-daughter combination of a math professor and Frankenstein, and the Gemini brother and sister in Greek mythology.

And the combination of a certain young man and a certain female immortal.

"The rules of this Holy Grail War are very simple,"

Finn announced with a serious face,

"This singularity has been transformed by the Holy Grail into a giant chessboard for you contestants to explore and compete.

Each team has a dice, and you can only roll it once per round. How far you move on the board each round depends on the number of points on the dice rolled. There are many paths on the board, and each path has random events, concept gifts, and intimate games unique to couples!

"Teams can rob and trade with each other. They can do anything as long as the basic rules allow! As long as they can become the ultimate winner, any means are allowed!

“This match has no time limit and will continue until a winner is determined.

"Ah! The organizer who came up with these Holy Grail War rules is truly a genius! Maybe they can even create a hit video game!"

Having said that, Finn sighed to himself.

"You're a genius! You're clearly plagiarizing Mario Party! If you dare to make a game out of this, you'll get a lawyer's letter like Palu!"

The Yinggu contestant in the audience complained.

As he expected, this was indeed not a proper Holy Grail War.

The rules are not complicated and are similar to board games like Monopoly.