Type-Moon, I loaded the love game

"I was really scared at that time." Roland said with lingering fear.

"The judges were truly terrified to see a naked blond man being served on the table," Ying Gu sighed. "It's a good thing you only failed the course, and weren't expelled outright..."

"That's why we have to wash away the shame!"

Charlemagne excitedly took out the kitchen knives from the knife rack, and wanted to arrange them in a magnificent manner like the twelve holy swords of his Noble Phantasm.

Roland and Astolfo, the two stupid knights also leaned against him in tacit understanding.

"As one of Charlemagne's twelve warriors, cooking is no problem at all!"

"You guys can do whatever you want, but could you please stop letting Roland's geoduck wander around?"

Ying Gu thought to himself, I really don’t want to cook while looking at a man’s body, it will go blind.

He pointed at Roland next to him and said quickly,

"Roland, this is the kitchen. I advise you to put on some clothes... Otherwise, you might get splashed with hot oil or accidentally cut by a knife, which would be very troublesome."

Roland pondered for a moment, his eyes becoming serious. "You do make sense. I'll put it on right away!"

Then, he deftly put on an apron.

"Get dressed!"

"?"

Are you not wearing the clothes under the apron? You look even more disgusting when you wear it like this! I don’t want to see a man wearing a naked apron!

"Asshole, what sin did I commit in my previous life to be assigned to this examination room..."

Yinggu covered his eyes and turned to Charlemagne.

"Charlemagne, could you please discipline your subordinates? It's not right to wear aprons like this!"

"Indeed, you noticed it too."

Charlemagne pointed at his subordinate's nose and asked sternly,

"Roland, I told you a long time ago that it's wrong to wear an apron like this. If you want to wear it, wear it properly!"

Yes, tell him how to wear an apron correctly! Tell him now!

"When you wear an apron, remember to tie it tightly to prevent it from being blown around by the wind."

Charlemagne pointed to the loose string at the back of his apron.

"That's true. I accidentally overlooked it." Roland nodded.

Charlemagne, are you fucking clueless? There are more obvious problems with him that need your attention! Don't you have anything else to say besides apron strings?

Forget it, let’s just ignore these idiots.

"anyway……"

Ying Gu glanced at the large, empty home economics classroom.

I didn't see the home economics teacher, nor did I see the judges who presided over the exam.

Sitting on the judges' panel was a defenseless Shinji-kun, who was recycling kitchen waste.

"Hey, where are the teachers?"

He looked around with a puzzled look on his face.

"This week is exam intensive week, and the teachers are all busy teaching and have no time to take care of us."

Charlemagne explained, pointing to the machine on the judges' table.

"So Mr. Babbage modified a Shinji-kun for us, which can be used to taste the dishes we make and give corresponding scores. It is our judge."

"What? Using a garbage recycling robot as a food judge? Isn't this too insulting?" Tristan couldn't help but say.

"What's the big deal?" Yinggu shrugged casually. "We've both brought Gawain here, so who's going to insult whom?"

"Let me test the water first..."

Oberon took out a head of lettuce from the bag of ingredients and tentatively threw it to Shinji-kun.

Shinji-kun devoured the lettuce in one gulp and then turned on the scoreboard.

“Rated… 4 Mashed Potatoes!”

"I see……"

Auberon speculated thoughtfully,

"Gawain's mashed potatoes are the most basic unit of measurement for gourmet food. Normally, if we can make mashed potatoes that score 60, we'll pass. That's right, right?"

"Why is raw lettuce better than mashed potatoes? Even robots don't like Gawain's mashed potatoes. This is really pitiful!"

Chapter 35: Mapo Tofu and Geoduck

You took a make-up exam for the Home Economics exam.

[Since the teachers are all very busy, we've sent a gourmet (Akaishi) robot, Shinji-kun, to help you invigilate the exam.]

[As long as you can feed Shinji-kun a dish of 60 mashed potatoes (fractional unit), you will pass the test.]

You stare at this remodeled Shinji-kun, looking into his tiny eyes, and a sense of foreboding creeps in your heart.

Please pass a luck check.

A dice falls.

[The score is EX, and the test has failed.]

[After the transformation, it becomes extremely strict and irritable, even Hell's Kitchen is inferior to it. ]

[The difficulty of this make-up exam is probably already nightmare-level.]

Shinji-kun's eyes suddenly flashed with a sharp red light.

For a moment, it no longer looked like a robot that recycled kitchen waste, but instead exuded the aura of a powerful Terminator.

"Oh my god, is it going to be so bad right from the start..."

Yinggu, who was originally quite confident, started to sweat profusely at this time.

But backing down is not an option right now.

I just had to bite the bullet.

Yinggu put the big bag of ingredients on the kitchen sink. The bag contained beef, potatoes, onions, konjac noodles, carrots, and various seasonings.

"Well, let's make meat and potato stew today,"

He said this,

"I went to the supermarket and bought a lot. If I'm lucky, there will be a lot left after we finish cooking. We can also have dinner here."

"Really?" Charlemagne said with a smile, "Then why don't we share a table? It will be so lively when we eat together. We can serve the seafood platter and you can serve the potato stew. The dishes will be much more diverse."

"Although I have some issues with clams now... but it's OK. It's a good idea to have more people eating together so it's more lively."

Ying Gu shook his head after saying this.

"That's off topic. Let's prioritize making the dishes on hand."

You start making meat and potato stew.

[Please pass a double check of strength and agility.]

【Please ask a hero to create it.】

Damn it, why do I have to pass the dice test again?

If I fail, will it turn out to be the same weird dish with unclear meaning as last time?

[Strength check failed.]

【Agility check failed miserably.】

[You made a mess of the dish. It went off in a strange direction. All the ingredients were stewed into a sticky mess in the pot...]

[It emits a pungent, strange, and unique smell that makes one lose their appetite just by smelling it...]

[Hero Creation Test Successful!]

[Even though most people swore they would never eat it, you still imbued it with a unique heroic aura. Although this dish is niche, perhaps it is also the dish promised by some heroic spirit...]

[After your long and careful stewing, the final result is...]

【Extra Spicy Mapo Tofu! 】

“Why is it this?”

Yinggu looked at the whole pot of abnormally spicy mapo tofu and let out a scream of horror.

This extremely spicy soup base that is so red that it is almost like blood, and the tofu that has been stained deep red by the soup, seem to be emitting a deadly breath from hell. Just breathing next to it will make you feel extremely uncomfortable!

"Forget humans! This dish might be too early for fairies..." Oberon, who was helping, said, "How many mashed potatoes can we get for Shinji-kun?"

"0.5 mashed potatoes."

Tristan replied,

"Gao Wenqing's mashed potatoes are at least unpalatable, but eating them could be fatal..."

Ying Gu slammed the chopping board in desperation and said, "Whatever, since it's already made, let's let him eat it first - what if, what if Shinji-kun really likes this kind of abnormally spicy food?"

He carefully loaded up a plate of mapo tofu.

At this time, Charlemagne's seafood sashimi was also completed.

A whole plate of colorful and delicious seafood sashimi was presented very beautifully by this group of French people, almost to the level of a work of art.

"You guys look pretty good, at least as strong as 85 mashed potatoes." Yinggu exclaimed to Charlemagne.

Charlemagne chuckled triumphantly. "Haha, at least we learned our lesson this time and didn't serve Roland and his geoduck."

"Well... progress is a good thing."

Ying Gu was too lazy to complain about them.

Charlemagne patted Roland on the shoulder and said, "Now it's your turn to redeem yourself. Serve this plate of seafood sashimi to the judges yourself and let us get a perfect score!"

"Leave it to me, Charlemagne!"

Roland responded passionately,

"I, Knight Roland, will definitely show the judges my might and majesty as a man this time. I will conquer it with this dish and me!"

After saying that, he quickly took off his apron and turned back into his primitive form.

Although the people present didn't quite understand why he took off his clothes again, he did look very imposing now.

Roland held the plate and ran towards the robot judge with murderous intent.

boom!

Perhaps because he was too excited, he ran too fast and his feet slipped.

At that moment, he fell towards Shinji-kun along with the seafood sashimi in his hand.

Deng!

At that moment, the ice cubes and fish in the plate flew everywhere.

Roland and the robot Shinji-kun collided with each other, and the robot's head fell right between his legs.

Because of its special posture, its mouth happened to bite Roland.

"what!"

Roland let out a cry that was not painful but very panicked.

Roland, what on earth are you doing? Roland! What kind of delicious food are you going to give Shinji-kun?