Type-Moon, I loaded the love game

Chapter 37: Kotomine Kirei

It was a pseudo-servant possessed by a certain pleasure-seeking priest.

Father Kotomine Kirei!

"Young men, you seem to be in some trouble."

Father Kotomine spoke in a magnetic tone.

"..."

"Why aren't you talking? Does my face surprise you so much?"

The priest said calmly.

"You are……"

"He's just a priest who happened to be passing by. What's the matter with you?"

"No, nothing..." Ying Gu quickly shook his head, "I'm just a little surprised. When did you come?"

"Just when the naked blond young man, who looked as flawless as if he had just been born, was bitten on the body,"

Father Kotomine said calmly,

"I happened to be passing by and was drawn in by the pungent aroma emanating from this classroom. This tongue-tingling, extra-hot sauce, the blood-red broth that seemed to contain all the desires of the human world, and the scorching heat that could burn my tongue—this is exactly the ultimate cuisine I've been searching for!

"Young man, can you tell me who is the person who made this Mapo Tofu?"

"It's me, not anyone else."

Ying Gu was speechless.

"Although I'm not planning on pleasing anyone with this dish, if someone really likes it, well, that would be great..."

"Such a perfect dish actually came from your hand? Wow, you really can't judge a person by his appearance." Father Kotomine raised an eyebrow slightly. "I saw there was still a lot left in the pot, so I couldn't help but serve myself a big bowl. I hope you don't mind."

"It's okay, it's okay even if you eat it all."

"What? You're so generous as to give such a huge pot of food to a stranger like me without any hesitation? Young man, you have the potential to become a saint."

Father Kotomine smiled with satisfaction and took another bite of the Mapo Tofu. Hot sweat immediately appeared on his face.

"It's just that I'm not good at dealing with unconditional kindness from others. It's better to end a one-sided relationship like this immediately. Is there anything I can do for you? Consider it just a way to repay your kindness."

"This one……"

Should I trouble this suspicious and ominous pleasure offender...?

Yinggu only felt that the radar in his heart was beeping, and every pore in his body was warning this terrible priest who exuded a dangerous aura.

However, this priest also once said that “evil people may do good deeds on a whim”, so perhaps this is one of his rare moments of doing good?

Most importantly, Charlemagne and Gawain were in a very dangerous situation and there was no time for hesitation.

"Okay, it's true. My friends are stuck in the robot. Can you call someone to help them?" Yinggu asked quickly.

"There's no need to call anyone,"

Kotomine Kirei moved his wrist and cracked his knuckles.

Judging from his tall and muscular figure, he looks stronger and more physically active than imagined.

"If I want to rescue them, I can do it alone."

Father Kotomine finished the last bite of mapo tofu on the plate, then stood up and walked straight towards the unarmed Shinji-kun.

"Unarmed Shinji-kun, huh?... That arrogant, self-deprecating, kelp-haired boy. A gluttonous robot built based on him. Is this some kind of black humor? Such an ugly machine is simply a glimpse into the end of the Dharma. It's best to destroy it as soon as possible."

"Be careful, my friends are still being held hostage by it!" Yinggu quickly reminded.

"It's okay, I'm very sensible and restrained in what I do." Father Kotomine just smiled.

It’s true, if you can ignore the dark history of Father Kotomine, he has been as handsome as a passing knight from the moment he appeared until now.

There is a kind of wandering cowboy who suddenly appears in western movies. After eating someone's meal, he helps people destroy the bandits' lair like a deus ex machina.

And the moment Kotomine Kirei made his move,

Yinggu saw two dice falling above his head.

【The passing priest Kotomine Kirei has temporarily joined your camp.】

[In order to rescue Gawain and Charlemagne, this seemingly unusual pleasure criminal took action.]

【Agile success.】

【The power is a great failure.】

Father Kotomine, what are you doing? How come you threw a big failure and a big success at the same time!

The priest's eyes were sharp as he suddenly raised his knife and slashed it down, wanting to end this extremely unstable robot in an instant.

The backstab technique was so exquisite that it was obvious that this was not the first time he had done this.

However, he seemed to have overlooked that the person in front of him was not a living person, and could still jump around even if hit in the vitals. This knife move made Shinji completely lose control and he began to run wildly.

Father Kotomine's eyes widened immediately, and he took advantage of the moment when the other party loosened his grip to quickly grab the two knights and pull them out.

Charlemagne and Gawain were thrown to the ground, but they seemed to be fine.

"what!"

Ying Gu was so surprised that his jaw dropped.

"I can't believe it, this priest...actually succeeded?!"

Kotomine Kirei was seen standing tall, and the severely injured Shinji fell on top of him, but the machine seemed to be still running.

Even Yinggu, who was wary of him, couldn't help but admire him at this time.

"You are so powerful, Father. On behalf of the Fairy Kingdom and Queen Morgan, I want to thank you!"

"Wait a minute..."

"What's wrong, Father?"

"I……"

Father Kotomine wiped the sweat from his forehead, his tone a little awkward.

His body suddenly became unable to move.

"My lower 'black key' is also stuck by this machine..."

How come you are stuck in there too? What on earth did you let Shinji-kun eat today? It might as well stop being a food robot and just switch to being a male toy!

You did such an embarrassing thing just after appearing on the stage, Kotomine Kirei, you have lost all your dignity!

"What the hell are you doing? Are you playing a round-robin game?"

Yinggu was tired of complaining.

"No, young man, I am suffering seriously... If you can, please help me out, because I'm currently avoiding some unnecessary trouble. The historical legacy of this possessed body still bothers me."

"What historical issues?"

"I'm being hunted by Emiya Assassin, Cu Chulainn, Da Vinci, Amor (Kallen), and the goddesses of Mesopotamia—ah, it looks like they've all arrived. I'll leave the rest to the Lord."

Ying Gu turned his head to follow his gaze and saw through the classroom window that the corridor outside was already full of heroic spirits.

These...are these all Kotomine Kirei's old enemies?

Just looking at that lineup makes people break out in cold sweats. It's amazing that this priest can anger so many ruthless people at the same time.

"Great!" Principal Da Vinci walked over with a smile. "Yinggu, you've done another great job this time!"

"I...I didn't do anything?"

"No, no, we were just worried about finding him. Your mapo tofu successfully seduced this clergyman with an incurable sense of taste."

Leonardo da Vinci gave him a thumbs up.

"Congratulations everyone on passing your Home Economics exam with full marks. Your Mapo Tofu was a great contribution. Very good, you may go now. Now it's time for some old acquaintances to catch up!"

"Can I understand this full score as hush money?" Yinggu couldn't help asking.

A beautiful girl with silver hair and golden eyes, dressed as a nun, brushed past him with a lovely smile. "Remember to lock the door after you leave. We need to have a good chat with the priest here. By the way, don't tell anyone what happened here."

"Okay, okay..."

Seeing the heroic spirits walking in one after another, Kotomine Kirei wanted to retreat, but then he remembered that his body was still stuck by Shinji-kun.

"Goodbye, Father!"

Without hesitation, Ingol pulled Oberon, the Knights of the Round Table, and Charlemagne's twelve warriors and fled without looking back.

Although it wasn't the way you expected, you still managed to pass the make-up exam.

Even though no one wanted to eat a single bite, your mapo tofu still received widespread acclaim!

[You received the concept gift set * Extra Spicy Mapo Tofu, and you received an incentive dice (currently two).]

You sensed Father Kotomine Kirei's obsession with mapo tofu.

[You have learned a new inherent skill, "Poison Resistance E"]

[When you left, you also helped these heroic spirits lock the classroom door, creating a claustrophobic space for them to have a good chat with the priest.]

【Congratulations, you have successfully completed your Home Economics exam! 】

Chapter 38: Teacher Scathach

The calendar slowly moved forward, moving three spaces in a row.

[For the next three days, you devote yourself to studying.]

You listen carefully and take notes in class, and you study hard after school, reviewing until midnight every night.

【I also dreamed that I was studying. 】

[Your academic ability has been slightly increased, and your magic power has been improved.]

Five days before the midterm exam, you took a set of practice tests and finally got a passing score.

"Getting a grade above average"—this goal seems to be within reach.

……

May 5th, there are still five days until the midterm exam.

In the faculty office.

"Wang Yue Ying Gu,"

The office was reflecting the bright sunshine. Teacher Scathach had changed into cool and sexy summer clothes. She sat at her desk, elegantly swinging her high heels, and her well-trained legs outlined a seductive curve.

Her beautiful red eyes looked at the answer sheet on the test paper in her hand, which was quite acceptable, and then looked at the boy in front of her.

"Although it's still far from what I expected, you've performed really well recently," Teacher Scathach said in a cold voice, "at least you've made rapid progress."

Ying Gu nodded and said loudly: "It's all thanks to your good teaching, teacher!"

"Who taught you this? This kind of compliment doesn't work on me." Scathach frowned slightly and said in a stern tone.

“But it’s an objective fact, isn’t it?”

"Hmph..." Her lips pouted slightly. "Whatever you say, just don't say I was your teacher if you fail the midterm exam... If you fail, you should understand the consequences, right?"

Facing the teacher's sudden sharp gaze, Yinggu swallowed nervously.

If he failed the midterm exam, he would have to endure the nightmare-like devilish training in the Kingdom of Shadows and would also miss Bawanshi's invitation.

The consequences are extremely serious!

“…I completely understand.”

"Also, you and Melyusina seem to be too close lately." Teacher Scathach said, "Melyusina is totally unsuitable to be your deskmate. She has a laid-back personality and is a bit clingy to you, which seriously affects your concentration in class... Hey, did that idiot Finn never notice this hidden danger?"

"That's so right!"

Yinggu nodded his head like pounding garlic, showing his absolute agreement.