Type-Moon, I loaded the love game

Your investigation is too detailed. Aren't you women the most dangerous?

Black Jeanne d'Arc complained quickly in her mind.

Come to think of it, aren’t you the knights sent by your boss to protect him? How come you arbitrarily classified your boss as part of the enemy’s side?

Your boss is really pathetic. The defense line formed by his subordinates is not as good as our Maginot Line. You are simply poaching your boss's talents.

Bagster continued:

"And everyone here should know one thing. Lord Yinggu's skill is Woman's Difficulty EX. Coupled with his personality, he is not good at saying no. In this state, he is very likely to encounter an unexpected accident. We have been fighting among ourselves for so long, how can we let others win?

"So we decided to form an Anglo-French alliance. We will share intelligence, formulate rules, eliminate external enemies, exchange experiences, and seize Yinggu fairly and impartially. At the very least, we will eliminate potential or external competitors for Your Majesty.

"This is why we established the British Holy Grail War!"

In other words, in order to prevent other women from invading, you guys temporarily formed a seemingly united Anglo-French alliance with a gentleman's agreement?

Are you really stupid or have nothing better to do than to hold a competition for that kind of idiot?

Black Jeanne was suddenly speechless and lay listlessly on the table.

These guys are definitely not going to amount to anything, so let them make as much trouble as they want.

"In other words, this is a war between heroes and spirits centered around Yinggu, and everyone here is a competitor. This will not change in any way."

Bagster said seriously,

"But we cannot engage in internal strife or overstep the boundaries. Everything must be done according to the rules, like upright knights. We must establish a minimum standard of gentlemanly conduct for this chaotic battle."

As he spoke, the PPT turned to the next page.

This page is an introduction to Bai Zhende's resume.

"And Miss Jeanne is the referee we specially invited. This highly respected, impartial, and incorruptible Ruler will be in charge of adjudicating our dispute. She has the final say on all the rules, and we can finally rest easy."

"Ha ha……"

Bai Zhende showed a brilliant smile,

"Leave the competition to me. I will supervise your fight and take care of Yinggu until the winner is decided~???"

"??"

Black Jeanne thought to herself, are you a bunch of blind people? This woman is a complete black whistle. You are inviting a wolf into the house!

The one who doesn't follow the rules the most in the Holy Grail War is this crazy woman. She will only reap the fruits of your victory when your internal fighting is the most intense.

You know, when this woman starts to fall in love, her thoughts can be quite scary!

"Hey……"

Black Jeanne d'Arc was completely desperate.

This Holy Grail War is completely rotten from the root, right?

The PPT turned to the next page, and the signature was Melyuzina.

"This was created by our Melyukina. She briefly listed several possibilities of Yinggu being taken by the opposite sex. We may need to focus on guarding against the following."

"Several possibilities of Mochizuki Eiko being taken in by the opposite sex"

"1. Forced to love"

2. Being raped by a bully

3. Being coerced by means of money or violence

Why are all these despicable methods used? And if you look closely, they all mean the same thing.

This is not something other girls would do, it's something only you guys would do!

"Isn't there a normal option like 'dating with the intention of getting married'?" Black Jeanne quipped.

Melyuchina was shocked: "I'm sorry, I was careless and didn't think of this possibility!"

Because all you can think about is how to take him away. What is your relationship with Lancelot in our class?

"Miss Black Jeanne said it very well. I'll just add a few words..."

Melyuzina quickly added this possibility.

"3. When he's dating someone with the intention of getting married, date him with the intention of getting married."

"You're just adding unnecessary details, you're still a minotaur in the end! Do you really want to marry Ying Gu?"

"That's wrong, Miss Black Jeanne. I have never thought of such unreasonable ideas."

Melyuchina explained seriously,

"I simply want to be his lover. I have no intention of marrying him. He will not be my husband, but my lover."

"Isn't that even worse? You're just overthinking things!"

Black Jeanne said angrily.

This is not a Holy Grail War at all, but a game of house-playing among a group of women fighting over men, with the cup filled only with the black mud of desire that is about to overflow.

To put it bluntly, these women just want to use the Holy Grail War as an excuse to formulate rules of the game that are convenient for themselves and restrict the enemy. While appearing to be united and excluding dissidents, they are trying to stab the other side in the back.

Except that Bagster probably really wanted to follow the rules.

The only people here are the love-brained saint who wants to abuse her power, the pervert who has no idea what social customs are, and the French queen whose pink reveals pitch black.

Yinggu, you bastard, how did you attract these crazy women?

Chapter 76: Zenobia

Faced with this club lineup with ulterior motives, Black Jeanne no longer wanted to complain.

From the referees to the players, except for Bagster, I'm afraid no one among them is willing to abide by the rules and compete fairly.

But when it comes down to it, how should we set the rules and regulations for a relationship?

"Then there is a very important question,"

Bai Zhende said seriously,

"If we... no, if you really want to start a war over this, then we must establish a formal society that will serve as a neutral venue for everyone to exchange information, establish rules, and discuss and negotiate."

The people present nodded in agreement with the proposal.

"Furthermore, the Holy Grail War is usually conducted in secret, and club activities will be a convenient excuse for our actions. To this end, we need the authorization of at least three teachers to establish a club."

"..."

Black Jeanne rolled her eyes at her.

In other words, such a shameful jealousy had to be reported to the teachers in advance. It was so embarrassing that it was enough to bring shame to her hometown. She was so ashamed that she would rather die.

Bai Zhende smiled and took out two stamped authorization letters.

"I have already obtained authorization from Scathach and Murasaki Shikibu, but in exchange, they have the right to sit in on our club activities, especially in terms of exchanging information."

Black Jeanne was suddenly shocked.

There really are teachers like this. What do they want to do by joining us?

So, all you have to do next is get authorization from a teacher to officially start a club?

"This is bad..."

Black Jeanne frowned deeply.

"It wouldn't be a big deal if these crazy women were just a bunch of scattered sand, but if there really was a place that could accept them, wouldn't that be no different from raising Gu?"

A club composed of crazy women, plus Yinggu's inherent physique that makes women a disaster, she dare not imagine what will happen in the future.

I have to find a way to stop them from establishing a society and nip this illegal group in the bud!

"I advise you to give up."

Black Jeanne said impatiently, and arrogantly lifted her beautiful legs onto the table.

"Starting a club is incredibly troublesome. It requires all sorts of paperwork, and it also requires oversight from teachers and the student union. Not to mention the long-term, can you get authorization from a third teacher?"

She had heard long ago that in addition to the signature authorization of two teachers, they also needed to obtain the authorization of a teacher who specifically managed school clubs!

And that teacher was the queen of the Palmyra Empire, named Zenobia.

Although they had rarely met, Black Jeanne had heard that she was a famously chaste woman, known for her serious character, conservative views on love, and strict self-discipline...

From a personality perspective, there is no way Queen Zenobia would agree to such an outrageous club application!

Not to mention that after that, the club would have to go through layers of review by the Disciplinary Committee headed by Minamoto no Raikou.

"In other words... your club should never have been established in the first place!"

Black Jeanne pointed out this fact sharply.

"..."

The faces of the women present froze and they fell silent.

Yes, this was not a club that could be brought to the public. How could the Chaldea school authorities possibly agree to their ridiculous demands?

However, if a society is established under other names, it will inevitably be exposed when facing disciplinary inspections in the future, which will become even more troublesome.

"Anyway, let's try our luck first... If we don't negotiate with Queen Zenobia, there really won't be any chance."

Bagster took the initiative to say,

"If possible, I personally still want to go through formal channels and establish a club and start the competition in an upright manner, because concealing others' identities is not my style."

After all, she is an upright knight lady, Black Jeanne thought.

Unfortunately, it is the serious teacher Zenobia who is in charge of the club activities, not a scum like Merlin who just likes to watch the fun. Any normal person would not agree to your competition!

……

Twenty minutes later, in the faculty office.

"You guys, there has to be a limit to your mischief!"

Queen Zenobia sat in her office chair, frowning tightly, and looked at the club application with an unhappy expression.

An oriental face, a noble and dignified temperament, sexy brown skin, and charming and beautiful body curves, that is Her Majesty the Queen of the Palmyra Empire.

He is also the teacher responsible for managing club activities.

"What? You're going to start a competition for a male classmate? And you're planning to form a club for this?"

Zenobia looked around at the guys who wanted to apply for the club.

"Although I know that you are all heroes and renowned Heroic Spirits, since you are studying at Chaldea Academy, your duty as a student should be to study! Because you are Heroic Spirits, you should take the lead!

"Especially since you're girls, you should be more reserved and chaste. Fighting over a woman is outrageous. Retreat!"

As expected, this outrageous club application was severely rejected by Zenobia.

Seeing her righteous rebuttal, Black Jeanne couldn't help but give her a thumbs up in her heart.

Yes, this is how a normal person should react!

However, Queen Zenobia's dress was quite bold and unrestrained. She wore bikini-like clothes, gold and silver jewelry, and was chained. Words like "chaste" and "reserved" that came out of her mouth were inexplicably unconvincing.

"Hey, why?"

Bai Zhende asked in confusion,

"Gill can establish the Joan of Arc Club in my name, so why can't we also establish a club for a specific person? That's not fair."

"Don't mention it,"

Teacher Zenobia retorted,

"When the Jeanne d'Arc Club was founded, I hadn't yet been summoned from the Throne of Heroes. Otherwise, I would never have allowed such a personality cult to be established. And after that, the Jeanne d'Arc Club and the neighboring Sagface Club got into a fight over similar facial shapes. I had even less reason to agree to such a fanatical club."

A truth that is well-founded and irrefutable.

"Yeah……"

Bai Zhende couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief, suddenly feeling helpless.

"Wait a moment,"

Zenobia glanced at the authorization signature on the society, and her beautiful face showed shock.