"How could it be possible? I've suffered so much at the hands of women, how could I have such impure thoughts?"
Finn shook his head with regret.
"That's all we can do. Let's continue watching the situation at the third checkpoint. We haven't mourned Tristan's death for a single moment. The next one to appear is Knight Roland from the French Union Class!"
Through the magic projection, one can see Knight Roland suddenly standing up with a righteous look on his face and putting on a black suit.
"Don't look at me like this, I'm actually an expert in love..."
Roland showed a confident smile.
"My greatest strength is passionately pursuing a beautiful woman of noble birth, such as Princess Angelica, even though she eventually eloped with an ordinary soldier."
"This can't even be called a relationship. It's completely one-sided, like you were dumped. It's absolutely not a successful experience you can refer to."
Ying Gu on the side complained.
Roland nodded.
"My real-life relationships haven't been very successful, but I've accumulated a lot of experience in virtual games. I've completed games like 'Love Sleeping', 'Summer Bubbles', and 'Legend of the Holy Dragon'..."
Ying Gu thought to himself, these Minotaur games are basically about the victim's perspective, aren't they? And you've been a complete failure in your in-game love life! What kind of experience are you trying to accumulate, kid? Why are you always playing the victim who's been dumped?!
By the way, there is a game mixed in that I just played with Melyuchina and the others last night. Why did you play it too? Could it be that the game "Love Sleeping" is actually quite popular?
Yinggu sighed.
I don't know how to complain about this guy anymore.
There's no way this idiot can succeed. No matter how you look at it, he looks like the type that will be eliminated in a second.
"Well, although I don't want to help the enemy..."
Ying Gu said,
"But your situation is truly hopeless at first glance, so I'll kindly remind you to keep your clothes on when you challenge Morgan, and don't do anything disrespectful to a lady."
"Okay, buddy!"
Roland winked at him with a cheerful smile.
"I'm not your buddy, so why are you talking to me so naturally? If you meet me on the street in the future, don't call me your brother."
Although he said so, Yinggu felt inexplicably uneasy.
I have a very strange feeling that I can't just leave this fool alone.
"Excuse me, but how do you want to talk to Morgan?" he asked.
"Sir Ingol, as you can see, I'm neither as eloquent as Gawain, nor as wise as Tristan. But I do have one advantage: I'm not a Knight of the Round Table..."
Roland said this somewhat seriously.
Yinggu suddenly realized that it was no wonder that the two Knights of the Round Table were defeated so quickly and had no resistance at all.
That guy Morgan has a special attack from the Knights of the Round Table, which can cause real damage to Gawain and Tristan.
"'The Knights of the Round Table's Noble Phantasms couldn't harm her in the slightest,' that's what I said, right?"
He said sternly,
"But since I'm a knight from a hostile nation, the Queen of Britannia is no problem! Let her see the Twelve Warriors of France, the Holy Sword Durandal, as famous as the Sword of Promised Victory!"
It sounds pretty cool at first glance, but aren't you simply plagiarizing the lines of Quetzalcoatl facing Tiamat in Absolute Warcraft Front? Don't abuse other people's tragic and handsome lines!
"I'm not a Knight of the Round Table anymore, and my clothes are still on. There's no way I can lose, right? Witness me! I'm going to fight this battle like a real man!"
Ying Gu thought to himself that you are too confident.
Roland strode to Morgan's throne and faced the Fairy Queen calmly.
He just sat on the ground and started crying:
"Please, Your Majesty Morgan! I've already staked everything on the race, using the Holy Grail fragment to wish for a girlfriend! Don't look at me like this, I'm very fragile inside. If a girl rejects me, I'll go crazy and run naked on the spot. Even if it means that, it doesn't matter!"
"You're just using moral blackmail and acting like a child. You don't act like a real man at all!" Ying Gu roared. "Don't use your heroic stories to win the judges' sympathy!"
Morgan just yawned. "Sorry, I wasn't listening."
Good man, you are more ruthless and have no sympathy for him at all.
Seeing that throwing a tantrum was completely useless, Roland had no choice but to stand up.
As soon as he opened his mouth and said the first word "I——", Morgan had already pressed the alarm button.
Roland: “???”
"Foreign knight, I don't understand your situation at all..."
Morgan gave him a cold look and pointed at his lower body with her jade finger with blue nail polish.
"But your pants have slipped down. I think you're sexually harassing me. As a punishment, you'll have to drink five bottles of Water of Life. And you're wearing those unattractive briefs underneath, so you'll get negative points!"
She held up the scoreboard on the table.
Negative ten points!
"What……"
Roland looked at his lower body in disbelief. His pants had indeed slipped down from his waist.
"I took off half of my pants without realizing it. Is this... muscle memory?!"
"What the hell is that idiot doing? I told you to put your clothes on properly!"
Ying Gu felt that he was tired of complaining.
Director Finn's disappointed sigh was heard over the checkpoint's broadcast. "What a shame! Another contestant has been ruthlessly eliminated. Is there no one who can conquer this cold-blooded King of the Lostbelt? I can't bear to watch this anymore. Why don't you let me join the fight? I don't mean any harm, I simply feel bad for the students!"
"Okay, let's get back to the serious explanation. The next contestant to challenge Morgan is also the final contestant. He is Mochizuki Hideko!
"Let us all wait and see if he can take down the ice fortress of the Lostbelt Queen!"
Chapter 95: Yinggu’s turn!
"Let us all wait and see if he can take down the city of the Lostbelt Queen!"
Yinggu: "..."
This is a live broadcast, everyone is watching, right?
For various reasons, I was embarrassed to get too close to Morgan.
Until now, their interactions had been surreptitious, but now he was suddenly hitting on Morgan in front of so many viewers, with some asshole Finn commentating live on the scene.
What kind of shameful play is this? The level jump is too big!
"..."
Anyway, let's go to the locker room and change into a new set of clothes.
It always felt a little weird to talk to Morgan while wearing the yellow No. 24 jersey.
As time was running out and the players from the team behind were likely to catch up, Yinggu didn't hesitate and immediately ran to the locker room to change into a fairly suitable dark-colored casual outfit.
Wearing a suit like the Knights of the Round Table would make you look too formal and stiff. It would be better to be more natural.
By the way, why are there things like headphones and MP3s in the locker room? Are they accessories? Could they be tailored to his personal preferences?
The Fairy Queen might have set up a big trap for him from the beginning. The gravity is extremely strong!
"They even have the discontinued EM700, the one I want the most. Damn, I'm so tempted..."
But now is not the time to dwell on these things.
Wearing new clothes, he pushed open the door of the locker room and walked quickly to his door.
Morgan was originally just sitting on the throne bored, with his hands supporting his delicate and cold beautiful face in an almost lazy attitude.
But when he came over, she silently straightened up on the throne, sat upright, and looked at him carefully with her frosty blue eyes.
"Can you come closer to me so I can get a good look at you?" she said.
"……OK."
Ying Gu nodded honestly, took a few more steps forward, and came in front of her.
Morgan studied him like that for a long moment.
"It's really beautiful." She said lightly.
"Haha, I think this dress looks pretty good too."
Ying Gu said with a smile,
If possible, he wanted to buy this set of clothes and wear it afterwards, but he didn't know how much QP it was worth.
"Don't misunderstand me, Mochizuki Yinggu..."
Morgan's fair neck stretched forward slightly, close to his ear, and her cherry lips uttered a few words:
“I’m not saying ‘this dress looks good,’ I’m saying ‘you look good in this dress.’ ”
Director Finn's passionate commentary came over the radio: "Oh, it wasn't Mochizuki Yinggu who launched the intense attack, but Morgan. What a high-level offensive statement! So how will our Yinggu player respond to this?"
"...Oh my god, Yinggu actually blushed a little after what she said, and was even at a loss for words! I didn't expect that naughty Yinggu in our class, the guy who asked Tristan to borrow the Snow Girl book in front of me in class, would actually be the kind of innocent boy who gets shy when a girl makes the first move."
Director Finn had just finished speaking when Napoleon's voice came over the radio again, commenting while chewing on a cigarette:
"Well, I've seen that a long time ago. This boy is the type that girls can easily get their hands on. He might get slept with a woman without even realizing it. In short, he's a typical virgin!"
"Wait a minute, Mochizuki Yinggu seems to have made a move. He put his hand on the table in front of the Queen, as if he wanted to take something..."
Yinggu silently picked up the scoreboard on the table and started grading.
very!
"Oh, Mochizuki Yinggu was so moved by our contestant Morgan that he gave her a perfect score of 10! I'm so touched! This game finally has its first perfect scorer. Please invite Yinggu to present the award to Morgan!"
"Rebellion?" said Napoleon.
At this time, Yinggu had already reacted.
...It was a close call. As a contestant, he was almost conquered by the judges.
Just a few simple words almost made him fall in love. This situation was really dangerous.
But if you think about it on the bright side, you can already see that Morgan's favorability towards him is already at its maximum, and there is no need for any strategy at all.
Again, letting her step down from the throne to be a contestant and become a judge herself would probably be more suspenseful.
"...My beautiful lady, although our encounter was merely a chance encounter, this is also the destiny of my life."
Oh my god, what am I talking about? Yinggu thought to himself, feeling so embarrassed that he just wanted to cover his face and crawl into the ground!
But what can he do? He doesn't know how to pick up girls, so if he is suddenly asked to impress the opposite sex, what can he come up with?
Morgan half-raised the scoreboard with the number "0" silently, with an expression that said "What the hell are you doing?"
I'm going to give him zero points.
Ying Gu was shocked.
"Ah, Yinggu's advantage seems quite significant, but it seems he still hasn't escaped the fate of zero points," Director Finn explained. "It seems this half-baked explanation still can't impress Morgan."
"Wait, the Fairy Queen didn't raise the sign, as if she was giving him a chance?" said Napoleon.
"..."
Ying Gu cleared his throat.
Okay, I understand. Even if I have conquered Morgan, she will not leave obediently if I don’t say something to make her heart move.
Do I have to take advantage of this opportunity to say something nice before I give him a high score?
After all, it's a variety show, so you have to relax and integrate into the atmosphere of the scene!
"Then I'll be frank. Please go out with me." Ying Gu said seriously.
Morgan remained unmoved, his expression as if saying, "Isn't this an established fact? Why emphasize it again?"
"..."
Ying Gu thought, it turns out that your threshold has long been raised to a terrifying level.
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