The goal of life is to break up all couples

Hayato Hayama sighed in distress, holding his forehead and said, "Yumiko, there's really no need to argue with Yukinoshita. She and I..."

He seemed to want to say something, but after thinking it over, he didn't continue. Instead, he changed his tone and said, "Okay, okay, get out of class is almost over. Let's go back first."

Although it was said very tactfully, the implicit meaning was to blame Miura Yumiko for making trouble out of nothing and provoking Yukinoshita Yukino.

Although Yumiko Miura was a little silly, she was not so stupid as to fail to understand the meaning.

If she was really the one who spoke first because she was unhappy with Yukinoshita like usual, then she wouldn't have anything to say, but that was not the case this time.

Miura Yumiko was immediately unhappy: "Hayato, what do you mean? Why can't it be that guy who came to provoke us first... ahem, I mean, provoked me? Hayato, would you rather believe her than me?"

Hayato Hayama was stunned for a moment when he heard this, as if he had never expected that Miura Yumiko would refute him.

After a moment of silence, he put on a soothing smile again. He had no intention of making excuses, but apologized directly and straightforwardly: "I'm sorry, Yumiko, I misunderstood. I shouldn't have said that."

Songzhi Zi curled her lips and couldn't help but make a "tsk" sound.

He could hear that this guy actually didn't believe Miura Yumiko's rebuttal at all, and was even too lazy to argue with her. He said this just to avoid a dispute and chose to agree and apologize.

"Eh?"

Hube Xiang looked around in confusion: "I thought I heard someone make a 'tsk' sound just now? Am I hallucinating? How strange!"

The others behind him also echoed:

“It seems to be true!”

"I heard it too..."

"The sound seems to be coming from this side. Could it be you who made it?"

"No, no, no! How could it be me? Ye Shan is talking, how could we possibly make such a sound?"

"That's true... Could this really be a mysterious incident on campus?!"

"Stop talking! It's horrible!"

Unexpectedly, Matsueda Azusa suddenly made a "tsk" sound at this moment, and everyone else heard it. Miura Yumiko was so frightened that her whole body froze, and cold sweat instantly seeped out of her forehead. She quickly said, "Huh? Is... is there? Why didn't I hear it? Maybe it's the sound of leaves scraping against each other that sounds a bit similar. Don't think too much about it."

As she spoke, she kicked her foot behind her without leaving any trace, signaling Matsueda Azusa not to do anything that might lead to exposure.

Songzhi Zi was speechless. "Sister, if you move like this, won't it be easier for others to find out that you have something hidden behind you?" Songzhi Zi was determined to kick her again, so she grabbed her legs and pulled her to the ground.

Yuigahama Yui looked at Miura Yumiko's flustered expression in surprise. Although she didn't know why she was so anxious to explain herself, she scratched her head and said, "Indeed, Yumiko does have a point. Maybe everyone misheard. Oh, and this matter isn't important. Let's go back and talk about it first."

Yumiko Miura breathed a sigh of relief when she heard this, but then became worried again.

Because the problem is that she doesn't dare to move now. As long as she moves, Songzhi Zi, who is hidden behind her, will be exposed to everyone's sight.

We still have to find a way to persuade this group of people to go back first.

But just as she was racking her brains for an excuse, Tobe Sho shouted again, "No, I really heard a "tsk" sound clearly. It definitely wasn't the sound of wind blowing through leaves, I'm sure!"

Hayato Hayama frowned slightly and rubbed his eyebrows: "Alright, alright, whether it's the sound of leaves or someone really making it, it doesn't matter. It has little to do with us. There's no need to dwell on such things."

"Okay, since Hayato said so."

Tobe Sho scratched his head and muttered, "But I really heard it... It seemed to come from the bushes."

As he spoke, he still looked into the bushes behind Miura Yumiko with some hope.

Yumiko Miura didn't expect that Tobe Sho would do this suddenly. Her heart skipped a beat and she hurriedly tried to stop him.

But in a hurry, he accidentally tripped and lost his balance, and fell backwards.

"Yumiko!"

Hayato Hayama subconsciously reached out to grab Yumiko Miura, but it was too late.

Immediately afterwards, two voices were heard at the scene.

A scream and a cry of pain.

When Yumiko Miura fell, she knocked down the defenseless Azusa Matsueda behind her, who acted as her human cushion.

Matsueda Azusa couldn't help but complain in her heart: Miura really needs to lose weight! She almost squashed him.

The next second, everyone present couldn't help but exclaim in surprise - the fallen Miura Yumiko could no longer hide the figure of Matsueda Azusa. Such a large Matsueda Azusa appeared before everyone's eyes. And at this time, Miura Yumiko fell right on him.

"Eh hey hey?! Yumiko? And Matsueda-san?!"

Yuigahama Yui subconsciously made a surprised sound.

Even Hayato Hayama looked confused - he even suspected that Miura Yumiko had another conflict with Yukinoshita Yukino, and did not suspect that Matsueda Azusa was involved.

Yumiko Miura's mind went blank. She struggled to stand up in a panic, but ended up pressing her palm on Azusa Matsueda's stomach.

"Pooh!"

Songzhi Zi was hit hard, "You are trying to murder me!"

Upon hearing this, Yumiko Miura quickly retracted her hand, but the bracelet on her hand accidentally got hooked on Matsueda Azusa's clothes pocket.

"pat"

A soft sound.

The pregnancy test stick in Songzhi Zi's pocket fell out and landed on the ground.

The two red bars are bright and eye-catching.

The scene fell into dead silence.

38. I have never been so speechless in my life

Yuigahama Yui covered her mouth in disbelief: "Yumiko and...Matsueda-san? You...?"

Even the most clueless person knows what a pregnancy test stick with two bars means, not to mention this is Neon High School!

Tobe Sho looked at Matsueda Azusa and Miura Yumiko lying together in bewilderment and shock, then turned to look at Hayama Hayato and blurted out without thinking: "No wonder Matsueda tried so hard to stop Yumiko and Hayato from being together!"

His impoverished brain instantly conjured up a series of love-hate dramas. Could it be that Miura Yumiko was treating Matsueda Azusa as a secret lover, and unexpectedly, Matsueda Azusa fell in love with her, but was ruthlessly rejected by Miura Yumiko, which is why he attacked her and Hayama's relationship so harshly yesterday.

Then it just so happened that Miura Yumiko became unexpectedly pregnant, and Matsueda Azusa wanted to make a final effort, so she called her over today to try to keep her - everything makes sense!

Tobe Sho was secretly surprised at his own intelligence.

Miura Yumiko was stunned when she saw the pregnancy test stick dropped on the ground. Her brain completely shut down. She looked at Matsueda Azusa and was speechless. Thousands of words could only be condensed into one word: "...Huh?!"

Precisely because she was stunned and made no attempt to refute, the followers in the surrounding small groups exploded and subconsciously started talking to each other, but soon realized that this was not a good idea and quickly switched to whispering in private.

Who knows what kind of eight o'clock drama plot they imagined in their minds in this short moment.

I can already hear the classic slogan: "When a young man marries into a wealthy family, his happy life turns into a bubble. His harsh and indifferent classmates and selfish and narrow-minded wife... his hard-won marriage is completely shattered by the intervention of the campus hunk. How does a weak and kind-hearted boy, forced into a corner by reality? A campus youth, saving happiness, a drama of love and hatred - the temptation to return to school!"

The pain of persistence for all love ~

Hayato Hayama recovered from his shock and took a deep breath. Although he was very unsure, he still hesitated to help smooth things over and said, "Uh... um, this... this must be a misunderstanding. Yumiko and Matsueda-san wouldn't do such a thing, right?"

Compared to the others who were just watching, Hayato Hayama was the sweatiest one in the group.

The moment he saw the pregnancy test stick, the first thing he thought of was not who Yumiko Miura liked or disliked, but he immediately analyzed in his mind what a devastating blow it would be to the maintenance of their small group if there really was something between Matsueda Azusa and Miura Yumiko.

Even if they really were having something, they couldn't just show it out in front of everyone, right? Having a secret affair would be fine, but the pregnancy test coming out was too much!

Although Hayato Hayama didn't know when Azusa Matsueda and Yumiko Miura had an affair, it was not important to him at all, and now was obviously not the time to dwell on it. The important thing was to quickly dispel the rumors - no matter what the real situation was.

"Of course! This has nothing to do with me!"

Miura Yumiko finally realized what was happening and hurriedly explained, "I have no idea why this guy has this thing in his pocket. I don't use it at all! Don't get me wrong!"

As she spoke, she hurriedly struggled to get up from Songzhi Zi, grabbed Songzhi Zi's collar, and shook him vigorously a few times: "You guy, say something quickly! Explain it quickly!"

Matsueda Azusa had just recovered from the pain of being hit hard in the stomach. At Miura Yumiko's urging, he had no choice but to surrender and explain, "Ah, that's right, this has nothing to do with Miura-san. Didn't I say it yesterday? Hikigaya and I have a child, and this pregnancy test stick was used by Hikigaya. It makes sense, right?"

(Hikigaya: Huh! Hmm? Why do I feel a chill down my back...)

Under the gaze of everyone who was wondering "What the hell is this guy talking about?", only Ebina Hime had a strange light flash in her eyes: "Eh heh heh?! Really?"

"You believe this, of course it's fake."

Songzhi Zi rolled his eyes and reached out to pick up the pregnancy test stick. Without showing any fear, he shook it at the group in front of him: "Did you see it clearly and call it a pregnancy test stick? Even if you haven't seen a pig run, you must have eaten pork, right? This is clearly a nucleic acid test, a swab to check if you have the flu. Don't call it a pregnancy test stick just because there are two bars, okay? If you spread rumors again, I will call the police and have you all arrested."

"Huh? Is this actually a lie?"

Ebina Hime drawled out her tone.

"Flu?! Is it serious? Matsueda-san, are you okay?"

Yuigahama Yui was startled and asked quickly: "And Yumiko, how do you feel?"

Hayato Hayama wiped the sweat from his forehead. He could tell at a glance that Matsueda Azusa was talking nonsense. How could he not tell the difference between a pregnancy test stick and a swab? But at this point, he could only go along with Matsueda Azusa's excuse.

Fortunately, before he could think of what to say, Tobe Sho on the side had already made an assist.

Tobe Xiang suddenly understood and slapped his head. "Yeah, that's right. I remember I used this thing before...something acid tester, and it turns out to be two bars if you have the flu! That's true...oh, wait...does that mean Matsueda has the flu?!"

"You figured this out, you're so smart. And it's contagious."

Songzhi Zi threatened him, "Be careful not to get too close to me, or you will all be infected."

Although they didn't know whether it was true or not, everyone present took several steps back and tried to keep as much distance as possible from Matsueda Azusa.

Miura Yumiko also realized it at this time, and quickly followed what Matsueda Azusa said, "That's right, this guy has been infected with the flu from somewhere, we'd better not get so close to him, so as not to get infected - he will go to the infirmary by himself now, let's go back first!"

Hayato Hayama frowned slightly, thinking to himself: Matsueda Azusa's claim of having the flu was clearly a lie. Although everyone else seemed to be reluctantly buying into this excuse, if they returned together, they would inevitably ask Miura Yumiko about it...

Miura Yumiko was obviously a little flustered by this sudden incident. If she was questioned continuously in a short period of time, her words would probably contradict herself and they would find out something was wrong.

Instead of asking her to go back with him, it would be better to let her follow Songzhi Zi first, and wait until they have reconciled their statements in private and find a complete reason to cover up the matter.

Thinking of this, Hayato Hayama finally spoke: "I see. I almost misunderstood you. I'm so sorry, Matsueda-san. Since you've been infected with the flu, it wouldn't be good for us to stay here all the time... Let's do this."

He turned to look at the others, "Let's go back and wash our hands and faces first, so we don't accidentally catch the flu. Matsueda-san, you'd better go to the infirmary and ask the health teacher to check on your condition. If necessary, it's best to ask for leave."

Hube Xiang nodded quickly after hearing this: "Yes, let's go back and wash our hands... It feels like there are germs everywhere here! Germs! I don't want to catch the flu!"

Seeing this, others also agreed.

Yumiko Miura breathed a sigh of relief. She didn't expect that she was actually fooled by Matsueda Azusa. She glared at Matsueda Azusa fiercely and planned to leave with Hayato Hayama and the others.

But Hayato Hayama stopped her: "Yumiko, just to be on the safe side, you'd better go to the infirmary for a checkup. After all, you just had contact with Matsueda-san, so it's safer to let the health worker check you out."

He felt a little tired. Wasn't Miura Yumiko a little too inconsiderate? If she wanted to have a tryst with someone, she should at least be well prepared.

If she went back now, she would definitely be pestered with questions. You know, although the matter of the pregnancy test stick was temporarily resolved, the reason why she ran to such a secluded corner with Matsueda Azusa in the first place has not been explained!

At least he had to get her out of the way for a while so that he would have the opportunity and time to put this matter behind him in front of everyone.

"Eh? Me...me?"

Yumiko Miura pointed at herself blankly, obviously not expecting Hayato Hayama to say that.

After hearing what Hayama Hayato said, Yuigahama Yui also expressed her concern: "Indeed! Yumiko, it's better to let the teacher check it out, otherwise it would be bad if you catch the flu. Do you want me to accompany you to the infirmary?"

"No, that's not necessary. I can go by myself for such a small matter."

Yumiko Miura shook her head subconsciously.

Seeing that Yuigahama Yui seemed to want to say something, Matsueda Zixu interrupted with a glare, "Do you have to keep talking about whether it's contagious or not in front of me? It's very rude."

Hayato Hayama got a chance to back down and apologized quickly: "Sorry, sorry, we didn't mean to do this. We were just a little worried... Well, in that case, we'll go back first."

Having said that, he quickly led the small group away from here.

Miura Yumiko was silent for a long time. Seeing that everyone else had left, she finally couldn't help but look at Matsueda Azusa with a distorted expression: "Hey - that thing is actually a pregnancy test stick, right?!"

Songzhi Zi didn't explain: "Compared to this, you should worry about yourself first."

39. Don’t do that kind of thing

I finally made it to the end of school.

Perhaps because the original plan didn't go through and nothing went wrong, Xiao Jing didn't actually invite Song Zhizi over for tea today. That was something to celebrate.

As for Yumiko Miura, although under Hayato Hayama's efforts to cover up, the members of the small group at least believed Matsueda Azusa's words on the surface, but it is unknown what they really thought in private.

After all, that excuse made sense, and it was certainly plausible. It was also ridiculous, and it certainly was. It also didn't explain why Miura Yumiko was hanging out with Matsueda Azusa in that little corner of the old school building. Furthermore, Miura Yumiko never offered any explanation for her sudden disappearance to find Matsueda Azusa while she was picking up the ball.

This incident has probably become an unsolved mystery for the small group of real people.

This was clearly not a good thing. Although the group didn't dare ask for the truth, official history wasn't always accurate, and unofficial history was certainly outlandish. Who knew what bizarre excuses they might come up with behind the scenes to justify this incident?

But that's Miura Yumiko's business to worry about, Matsueda Azusa doesn't care anyway.