The goal of life is to break up all couples

Before Matsueda Azusa could ask what was going on, she saw Chika Komari with a frightened expression on her face. She shrank her neck timidly, but she still took a deep breath, mustered up the courage and bowed vigorously: "Matsueda-san! Please return Wenshui-kun to our literature club! Please! Otherwise, we will be disbanded because of lack of numbers!"

Matsueda Azusa was so frightened that her mind became a little clearer.

Oh, it seems that there is such a thing. I heard Wen Shuiheyan talk about it before.

"Hiss...does our Sobu High School still have this rule? Will the team be disbanded if they don't have enough members?"

Matsueda Azusa looked at Shikiya Yumeko in confusion.

Shikiya breathed weakly: "Yes, that's what happened."

"Well, if we exclude Yanami Anna, who didn't submit her application for membership, there are only three of us in the Impure Dating Inspection Department."

Matsueda Azusa tactically retreated: "Fang Huyuan-san didn't tell me that we had to find a few more members to prevent the club from being disbanded."

Shikiya Yumeko patiently explained, "Because you're a special member of the Student Union and approved by the Alumni Association, you're not under the jurisdiction of ordinary clubs, so there's no limit on the number of members. If you insist... you can think of your club as a second disciplinary committee. But it's best not to go too far. Hmm... you could recruit a few more members to avoid unnecessary trouble."

Oh my god, Matsueda Azusa was just talking nonsense before, but I didn't expect that he would actually become Shadow Discipline?!

Why is Chairman Fang Huyuan so kind to him? I've never heard of such a thing... Is there some hidden agenda?

Matsueda Azusa was sweating a little. He thought that Chairman Fang Huyuan was only helping him to go through the back door of the procedure because of their friendship. He didn't expect that not only did he go through the back door, but he also gave him privileges!

It’s so dark, Sobu High School!

"So, what about the service department?"

Matsueda Azusa gave another example, "This club is even more outrageous, it only has one person."

Shikiya Yumeko looked at Matsueda Azusa helplessly. "Don't you know? Yukinoshita Yukino's mother is the president elected by the alumni association, and the Yukinoshita family also donates to Sobu High School. It's just a club, the student council doesn't even need to allocate funds to her. This is just a small act of power."

47. Your society should have been abolished long ago!

"Sobu High School is so dark..."

Songzhi Zi couldn't help wiping the sweat off his forehead.

Shikiya Yumeko said weakly: "You are also a beneficiary of the darkness..."

"That's okay."

Seeing Matsueda Azusa and Shikiya Yumeko completely ignoring her and starting to chat among themselves, Komari Chika couldn't help but shiver.

She lowered her head, her eyes fixed on her toes. She wanted to speak but didn't dare to open her mouth. Subconsciously, she wanted to take out her cell phone and communicate by typing, but when she thought that the legendary villain Matsueda Azusa might think she was too rude and kill her, Xiaoju Zhihua shrank back and dared not move.

Matsueda Azusa looked at Komari Chika, who had turned on the vibrate mode, with confusion, and asked Shikiya Yumeko with a bewildered look on his face: "This child...what's wrong with her?"

Before Shikiya could answer, Chika Komari bowed vigorously again and repeated what she had said before: "Matsueda-san! Please return Wenshui-kun to our literature club! Please!"

Songzhi Zi blurted out subconsciously: "Transfer to manual labor."

Xiaoju Zhihua didn't understand and looked up at Songzhi Azusa blankly.

Songzhi Zi helplessly held his forehead and sighed, "Xiaoju classmate, before this, let me ask you a question - what do you think of the warm water?"

"Wha, what?"

Xiaoju Zhihua had a bad feeling in her heart.

"It's been so long since school started. If you had informed Wenshui about your club activities, or at least set up a group chat for all club members, Wenshui wouldn't have been unaware that he had joined your arts club."

Matsueda Azusa looked down at Komari Chika with a hostile tone, "When you didn't need Wen Shui anymore, you just left him aside and ignored him. Now, because losing him would mean the end of your team, you're desperately trying to get him back... The truth is, it's not Wen Shui you care about at all. It doesn't matter whether this person is hot or cold. As long as he can be a tool to make up the numbers, that's all you care about. Is that right?"

"And what do you mean by 'I'm returning the warm water to you'? Did I steal it? Isn't warm water an object, not a person? So its original ownership belongs to you? Don't you think saying that is both disrespectful and ridiculous?"

Matsueda Azusa's continuous questions left Xiaoju Zhihua speechless. She staggered back two steps, trembling all over, and tears began to well up in her eyes.

"If you really want Wenshui to return to your club, you should ask for his opinion instead of coming here to beg me. But unfortunately, it's clear that Wenshui doesn't consider you a 'person' like you. Even if he transfers to another club, he'll still be my 'appendage' in your eyes."

Songzhi Zi said coldly: "With your thoughts, you still want Wen Shui to go back? You are really dreaming. Besides, the Literature and Art Club, right..."

As he said that, Matsueda Azusa turned around and knocked on the classroom window, "Hachiman, please hand me my coat."

Hikigaya Hachiman, who was eavesdropping by the window, was startled and quickly opened the window and handed him Matsueda Azusa's coat.

Under everyone's gaze, Matsueda Azusa pulled a small notebook from his coat pocket and openly flipped through it to search. "Arts Club...ah, found it. Three members: Tsuki no Koto, Tamaki Shintaro, and Komari Chika. High index for impure relationships. High priority for breakup recommendation."

Hikigaya Hachiman was stunned: "No, buddy? You really have a little notebook?"

He thought Songeda Azusa was joking! He didn't expect it to be serious!

Xiaoju Zhihua stepped back in fear, accidentally tripped, and fell to the ground. She subconsciously used her hands to support herself and move backwards.

This scene instantly attracted the attention of everyone in the classroom, as well as other students who happened to pass by.

"After Wen Shui mentioned this to me before, I even went to find out more about it."

But Matsueda Azusa paid no attention to the onlookers. Instead, she stepped forward and continued to pronounce the verdict, "According to the information records, after Onmizu Kazuhiko joined the club, how many admission application forms were sent out by the Arts Department and submitted to the Student Council?—?"

Matsueda Azusa turned and looked at Shikiya Yumeko.

Shikiya Yumeko dutifully replied, "Zero."

Matsueda Azusa nodded. "How many record sheets have been submitted for the Arts Club's activities?"

Shikiya Yumeko repeated: "Zero."

"What is the output of the Arts Department's club activities—including school newspapers, journals, essays...any form of output—"

"zero."

"By the way, to avoid misunderstandings, the Student Union did allocate funds to the Arts Department, right?"

“Indeed, it has been allocated.”

Shikiya Yumeko nodded in confirmation.

Songzhi Zi threw up his hands and mercilessly judged, "A club with only three actual members, after recruiting the required number, doesn't care whether the fourth person shows up to participate in club activities. They've invested money, but haven't produced any results. Even the club's activity records are blank. There's absolutely no idea what the activities are about—come on, please allow me to ask—is this a serious club? What do you think this club is? A tool to defraud funds? Or a love nest for you guys?"

"No...no...not..."

Xiaoju Zhihua's whole body was stiff, and she didn't even have the strength to get up from the ground. She subconsciously wanted to refute something and explain to her club, but she couldn't say a word and didn't know how to defend herself.

"Oh, there's one more strange thing... According to the records in the little notebook, it seems that the head of the literature club is not you, Xiaoju-san."

Songzhi Zi tilted his head in a troubled manner. "Then why was it you who bothered Wen Shui before and blocked me at the classroom door today? Xiaoju? What does your department head do for a living? He pushes everything onto you, even something this important... Tell me, does he treat you like a beast of burden, or does he simply look down on Wen Shui and me?"

After taking two steps forward, Matsueda Azusa squatted down and looked at Xiaoju Zhihua with pity: "Respect, Xiaoju classmate. I don't feel the slightest respect from your club's attitude towards me."

"Yes, I'm sorry...I'm sorry!"

Xiaoju Zhihua apologized repeatedly without hesitation.

"What's the point of apologizing to me? You should apologize to Onomizu Kazuhiko, apologize to the student council, and apologize to Sobu High School, whose funds you defrauded."

Matsueda Azusa directly put a big hat on them.

The department was on the verge of being abolished, and the only person who came to see him was a mere member? The director had been completely invisible the entire time. Did he look down on him so much?

Humph, there is already a way to die.jpg

Seeing that Xiaoju Zhihua was speechless, Songzhi Zi finally stood up slowly and dusted himself off. "Besides that, I also suspect that your club is engaging in impure male-female relationships, especially the president and vice-president of the literature club. They specially set up a club as their love nest, and they are really having fun."

"No, there's no such thing! It's not like that..."

Somehow, Xiaoju Zhihua, who had been stammering and unable to speak just now, actually mustered up the courage to refute after hearing what Matsueda Azusa said, but quickly shrank back.

"Whether this is true or not is not your decision. I will make my own judgment. They will soon be the subject of surveillance by my Improper Intercourse Monitoring Department."

Matsueda Azusa snorted coolly, "As for your club... it's not within my purview, so I won't interfere. Either find new members before the disbanding process is complete, or... just wait patiently for it to be disbanded. And my personal opinion is—a club like yours should have been abolished long ago!"

Intimidated by Matsueda Azusa's aura, the scene fell into complete silence.

Shikiya Yumeko reached out and poked Matsueda Azusa's arm. "Well, Komari isn't the head of the Arts Club, and according to your theory, she's not the main culprit. Don't make things too hard on her."

Matsueda Azusa shrugged. "It's not a problem. I'm just telling the truth. But since you said so, Shikiya-san, let's leave it at that for today."

48. The Fourth of the Four Heavenly Kings

As Matsueda Azusa walked back to the classroom without looking back, the students who were watching him quickly dispersed to avoid offending him.

Now Matsueda Azusa's reputation in school has become "YOU-KNOW-WHO", a slide that cannot be touched at all.

Chika Komari, who was already paralyzed by fear, was supported by Yumeko Shikiya and left.

Under Matsueda Azusa's glance, the students in the classroom all sat up straight, as if Hiratsuka Shizuka had come to the classroom to enforce discipline. Clearly, he had already established his reputation.

Watching a good show is a very interesting thing, but if you become the good show, it will not be so interesting.

Hikigaya Hachiman couldn't help but sigh, "Captain, you're really going to become the Demon King of Sobu High School now. I'm really afraid that one day someone will form a brave team to overthrow your tyranny. You must be careful not to get hit by your enemies on the way home from school..."

Songzhi Zi was not worried at all. Instead, he said with a smile: "Then I still have you, the Four Heavenly Kings under my command. As long as you can brake all the heroes, won't that be enough?"

Hikigaya Hachiman held his forehead helplessly: "There are only four people in our club, including you, the leader. Where did the Four Heavenly Kings come from?"

"You can still have me."

At this moment, a voice that no one expected came from behind Hikigaya.

Under the shocked gazes of everyone in the classroom, Miura Yumiko walked over to Matsueda Azusa's desk without hesitation, crossed her arms, and said, "Hey, Matsueda, I want to join your Improper Relationship Inspection Department, too. Is that okay?"

"what?!"

Exclamations, some large and some small, instantly rang out all around.

This scene was really a bit magical realism, and Hikigaya Hachiman was so frightened that he couldn't help rubbing his eyes, wondering if he was still dreaming.

No one expected that Yumiko Miura would say such a thing at this time.

They had clearly started a "war" here the morning before yesterday, so why are they not only shaking hands and making peace, but are actually becoming a team?

Even evil and corruption don’t happen so quickly!

The most shocked were undoubtedly the members of the real-life group. Tobe Sho couldn't help but slam the table again, "No, no! Hayato—you're really being over the top! Is Yumiko planning to make her relationship with Matsueda public?"

His words immediately caused an uproar around them—what did he mean by "publicizing" his relationship with Matsueda? Could it be that they had already been secretly involved for a long time, a clandestine affair?!

Hikigaya Hachiman looked at Matsueda Azusa in horror. "This minister is abusing his power for personal gain! He's allowing officials to set fires, but not allowing the people to light lamps! He's a tyrant!"

Matsueda Azusa looked at his expression and could tell what he was thinking. She immediately gave him an international friendly gesture.

The classmates were talking about it and were having a great time.

Hayato Hayama didn't bother to correct Tobe Sho. He stood up in a daze, not understanding why Miura Yumiko's attitude had suddenly changed so much. "Yumiko, what's wrong with you?"

Matsueda Azusa raised his eyebrows, feeling strange as well. He looked Miura Yumiko up and down and asked, "Are you sure?"

However, Miura Yumiko didn't even think of backing off because of the surprised looks from the others. Instead, she appeared very calm and asked Matsueda Azusa provocatively, "Are you scared?"

After she finished speaking, she turned back to Hayato Hayama and said, "Hayato, I want to join the club I'm interested in. Is there any problem with that?"

"That's fine, except..."

Hayato Hayama was speechless for a moment, "But if Yumiko, you change clubs, everyone..."

"What's wrong with everyone?"

Yumiko actually contradicted Hayato Hayama, which was as unbelievable to everyone as the sun rising from the ground. "Just because I changed clubs, is it possible that everyone doesn't want to be friends with me anymore? Is our relationship so fragile?"

Upon hearing this, Yuigahama Yui immediately stood up and replied, "No, that won't happen! No matter what choice Yumiko makes, we will support her because we are friends, right? Yumiko has found something that interests her, and that's something to be happy about."

Ebina Hime hesitated for a moment, but seeing that Yuigahama Yui spoke without hesitation, she had no choice but to add, "That's right. Besides, Yumiko is just changing clubs, so that's okay, right? She's not breaking up with us, so why are you all getting so worked up? Don't we usually stay together? We're just separated for club activities for a while now."

"That's what I said..."

Hayato Hayama frowned slightly and reluctantly accepted this statement: "Sorry, I overreacted."

He almost thought that this small group that had been maintained with great difficulty was about to fall apart, but after hearing what Ebina Hina said, he realized that he had been a little too extreme. Although Miura Yumiko said that she wanted to join Matsueda Azusa's club, she did not express her intention to break up with them.

However, despite this, Hayato Hayama still had an ominous premonition in his heart, a feeling that something under his control was out of his control, like a huge stone blocking his chest.

He had a vague feeling that things were gradually deviating from their established trajectory and heading in a direction he couldn't predict at all. This made him feel insecure from the bottom of his heart.

But he knew one thing more clearly - if he chose to stop Yumiko Miura here, the consequences would definitely be even more difficult for him to accept than the current situation.

If he chose to resolutely stop Yumiko Miura, the final results would be nothing more than two: either agree or disagree.

If Yumiko Miura refused his request, it would be equivalent to a major dispute in public, almost equivalent to breaking up. It would be extremely difficult to repair the relationship under such circumstances.

But if Miura Yumiko agreed, then... in what capacity would Hayato Hayama interfere with Miura Yumiko's personal choices? In exchange for Miura Yumiko agreeing to his request, he would have to give a clear answer to their relationship—an answer that satisfied her. But Hayato Hayama obviously couldn't give that.

Hayato Hayama was unable to make a decision and could only follow his usual practice and choose to smooth things over and barely maintain superficial harmony.

Seeing Hayato Hayama lower his head, a trace of imperceptible disappointment flashed in Miura Yumiko's eyes. She shook her head and thought to herself, "As expected."