The goal of life is to break up all couples

Miura Yumiko was speechless. She glanced in the direction of Toyokawa Shoko's embarrassed departure and couldn't help asking, "Look at how pitiful she looks. Do you really not feel sorry for her at all? Her family has fallen on hard times. How miserable it is! How can you be so ungrateful?"

Songzhi Zi rolled his eyes: "Did I do anything to cause trouble in her family?"

Miura Yumiko tilted her head: "No?"

"Did she ask me for help?"

"Uh... no?"

"So, not only did she not tell me about this, she also dumped me?"

"It really is."

"So who is the one who was injured in this incident?"

"Hiss...I really don't want to admit it, but it should be you."

Songzhi Zi threw up his hands righteously and said, "That's it, she brought this upon herself. I still feel sorry for her? I'm sick! If I feel sorry for her, who will feel sorry for me?"

71

Chapter 71 This is my lifelong request!

teacher's office.

Shizuka Hiratsuka drummed her fingers on the table in distress. "Matsueda, I've heard about what's been going on between you and the literature club these past few days. While it's certainly an improvement that you thought of calling on Yukinoshita to deal with the aftermath, to be honest, you're really just trying to give her more things to do to prevent her from causing you any trouble, right? You really are..."

Matsueda Azusa stood properly in front of Hiratsuka Shizuka, but no matter how much she chattered in his ears, his eyes were wandering and he was already daydreaming.

"bump!"

Seeing Matsueda Azusa's absent-minded look, Hiratsuka Shizuka's forehead veins popped out and she slammed her fist on the table: "Listen to the teacher obediently!"

Matsueda Azusa came back to his senses, and as if he suddenly remembered something, his eyes lit up: "Oh! That's right... Mr. Hiratsuka!"

"?"

Hiratsuka Shizuka, who had been thinking of scolding Matsueda Azusa, was startled by him instead. She looked at Matsueda Azusa warily: "What...what's wrong?"

She had a sinister feeling. When Songzhi Zi was being frivolous and sneaky, he'd always called her Xiao Jing. Now that he was suddenly addressing her formally, she knew he was up to no good. This guy... maybe he was planning something big!

As expected, just as she expected, Songzhi Zi did a big job - but the size of this job was a little beyond her imagination.

Matsueda Azusa took a deep breath, bowed deeply to Hiratsuka Shizuka, and extended his right hand as if for a handshake: "Onegai! Hiratsuka-sensei, I have a favor to ask of you. This is a lifelong request!"

Damn it!

As soon as these words came out, Shizuka Hiratsuka gasped in fear and jumped up from her chair in an instant, staring at Azusa Matsueda in amazement with a serious look on her face.

No, man, she's not the only teacher in this office! If you want to talk about this, at least find a place where there's no one around. How can you expect her to agree to this request here... Ugh, what will the other teachers think of her?

For a moment, all the teachers in the office put down what they were doing, turned their eyes over, and watched silently.

Just as shocked as Shizuka Hiratsuka was Kanaka Kunami. She also stood up suddenly and looked at Azusa Matsueda and Shizuka Hiratsuka in disbelief, holding her cheeks with her hands, and her whole appearance became like that in "The Scream".

Teacher Gan Xia muttered unwillingly: "I had been planning to wait until Xiao Songeda was an adult before taking action! And I was the one who came here first! Damn it, Teacher Hiratsuka, you thieving cat who pretends to be uninterested in your students! I should have listened to Xiaoye... I should have taken the initiative... Ugh, poor Lucy!"

"You, you you you... cough cough..."

Shizuka Hiratsuka quickly pretended to cough to hide her excitement: "Don't think you can change the subject by saying something like this. I've eaten more ramen than you've walked. You can't fool me with this little trick..."

"Hiratsuka-sensei, please form a band with me!"

Azusa Matsueda belatedly added the actual request.

"?"

Hiratsuka Shizuka's words froze in her mouth, and the expression on her face froze in an instant.

You've already said this, the atmosphere has been set to this point, she was originally planning to find an opportunity to arrange a place to talk this out with Matsueda Azusa, and then you finally said you want to form a band with her?!

The other teachers around all looked away.

Ganxia Kunami even shrank back into her chair, pretending to be a mushroom. She hadn't said anything just now and quickly withdrew her comment of a stealing cat.

Compared to Shizuka Hiratsuka, she is probably more socially dead because she revealed her inner thoughts.

"what?"

Shizuka Hiratsuka was stunned for a moment before coming to her senses. Matsueda Azusa made her laugh, and she put her hand to her forehead and said, "No, wait...? You're talking so seriously just to invite me to form a band?"

Matsueda Azusa looked up at Hiratsuka Shizuka with an innocent look on her face: "Isn't this matter worth being so serious about? This is about forming a band, right?"

Shizuka Hiratsuka sat down again. Although she felt relieved, she also felt that she had been tricked by this kid. "You traitor, how could you plot against your teacher? Didn't you form a band outside of school?"

"I quit. I just quit yesterday."

Azusa Matsueda answered honestly, "The reason I came to you, Mr. Hiratsuka, is because I've been thinking hard and I can't think of anyone more suitable than you! And I know you can play the bass."

"And... Mr. Hiratsuka, look, first of all, you're the teacher and I'm the student. Our daily schedules and routines are basically the same. When you're at work, I'm in class. When you're off work, I'm off school. When you're on holiday, I'm on holiday too. There's no conflict at all."

"Secondly, Teacher, you don't have any other hobbies besides smoking, drinking, racing, and eating ramen. The most time-wasting thing you do is go on blind dates. Since you have so much free time, wouldn't you have plenty of time to focus on forming a band?"

"Finally, and most crucially, Teacher, you simply can't find a partner. Not only can't you find one now, but it's also unlikely you'll find one in the foreseeable future. This person is simply the chosen one to form a band for life! And Teacher, you're rich and have the free time. You wouldn't quit a band due to relationship disputes or family matters. If you don't form a band, who else would be more suitable?"

As soon as these words were spoken, Shizuka Hiratsuka's face turned dark when she saw the hopeful look in Matsueda Azusa's eyes.

She seemed to hear the other teachers' uncontrollable laughter nearby - damn, which bastard is that? Don't let her catch him, or she will make him taste her iron fist!

"You little brat! Are you really inviting me to form a band, or are you just mocking me in a roundabout way?"

Shizuka Hiratsuka showed a devilish smile, clenched her fists, and made a "crunching" sound.

"Oh my God, how dare you!"

Matsueda Azusa showed a very innocent look and said respectfully, "How could I laugh at you, teacher? I respect you the most. If you don't believe me, ask the other teachers. Didn't they hear what I just said? They certainly wouldn't think I was mocking you, Mr. Hiratsuka."

Sporadic, deliberately suppressed laughter could be heard again around.

However, although Matsueda Azusa made this request to change the subject and prevent Hiratsuka Shizuka from continuing to nag him, what he just said was indeed what he really thought.

Shizuka Hiratsuka is wealthy and won't quit for family reasons like Shoko Toyokawa did. She also won't quit for emotional reasons if she can't find a boyfriend. She's also a mature adult who knows what to do and what not to do, and handles problems more prudently... She's truly an ideal choice for a band member. If the band wants to maintain long-term stability, Shizuka Hiratsuka is a must-ban.

The only uncertainty is that we don't know when she will be able to find a successful blind date, and by then she might have to quit the band.

However...what should the band do after getting married? This question is a universal question for all people who play in a band, so it cannot be considered a shortcoming of Shizuka Hiratsuka.

Looking at the sincere eyes of Matsueda Azusa, Shizuka Hiratsuka hesitated and turned her head away: "No, no, I'm your teacher, so let's forget about forming a band together. But since you want to form a new band and you're short of people, why don't you ask Yukinoshita for help?"

Matsueda Azusa looked at Hiratsuka Shizuka in confusion: "Why should I look for her? I don't know her well, and it's not like she will agree if I ask her. Besides... I don't want to cause myself trouble by carrying her around every day."

"Uh……"

Shizuka Hiratsuka thought about it and realized that it was true.

Matsueda Azusa looked at the hesitant Hiratsuka Shizuka and used a big move, deliberately acting coquettishly and said: "I want you, I want you~ Teacher Xiaojing~"

"Ugh, uh!"

Shizuka Hiratsuka instantly got goosebumps all over her body and quickly pushed Matsueda Azusa away: "Don't try that on me! Get out of here, you little bastard!"

It's a pity for Matsueda Azusa, but at least the goal has been achieved.

He left the teacher's office with an expression of reluctance, looking back every three steps.

Shizuka Hiratsuka stroked her chin, pondered for a moment, and thought to herself, "But... if Matsueda Azusa really wants to form a new band, I can indeed provide him with a suitable candidate..."

72

Chapter 72 Where did the informant come from?

"bump!"

Azusa Matsueda pushed open the door of the activity room.

Today, all the members are here, which is rare, even Yanami Anna is here.

Songzhi Zi waved and greeted everyone: "Sorry, I'm a little late. Xiao Jing just detained me. Luckily, I had an idea and thought of a way to escape quickly."

Upon hearing this, Hikigaya Hachiman looked Matsueda Azusa up and down for a while, but surprisingly, he didn't see any signs of being beaten. He couldn't help but admire her: "You managed to escape from Hiratsuka-sensei's hands unscathed, Buchou, you are so strong."

On the side, Wen Shui and Yan Yan thought for a moment and said to Matsueda Azusa, "I'm sorry, Minister. Yoshiki asked me to go home and accompany her last night, so I couldn't go to see your performance... Um, did everything go well?"

"puff"

Hearing this, Yumiko Miura couldn't help laughing out loud, then she realized it belatedly and covered her mouth with her hand, turned her head away and pretended nothing had happened.

Numizu Kazuhiko and Hikigaya Hachiman exchanged a glance and instantly realized that nothing good had happened last night. For Miura Yumiko to be so happy, the director must have suffered a major setback.

Matsueda Azusa was honest: "Well, the performance went pretty well, but it wasn't going so well for me."

Yumiko Miura was trying hard to hold back her laughter, but when Matsueda Azusa said this, she really couldn't hold it back anymore, and her whole face turned into a picture of a dragon trying to hold back laughter.

"No, is it that funny?"

Matsueda Azusa glanced at Miura Yumiko speechlessly: "You've been laughing! You haven't stopped!"

Miura Yumiko looked at Matsueda Azusa sincerely: "This is not funny, but you are funny."

Although Wen Shuiheyan had no idea what was going on, he wisely did not continue to ask.

Seeing the awkward atmosphere, Hikigaya Hachiman took the initiative to change the subject: "Ah, speaking of that... Captain, what are our plans for the next club activity?"

"That's what Hikigaya-kun said."

Wen Shuihe Yan continued: "Given the current situation, wouldn't it be better to change the target of the breakup, Minister?"

"Oh? It's rare that Hachiman Daibutsu and Captain Wenshui are so active in club activities. They are indeed my favorite subordinates."

Matsueda Azusa touched his chin and did not give a direct answer. Instead, he looked at Yanami Kyouna: "Well, Yanami-san, what do you think?"

Yana saw that Kyouka had stopped chewing and swallowed the snack in her mouth before she spoke listlessly: "Wuwu... there is no other choice, right? Kusuke has already said that... there is no possibility between him and me... Wuwu..."

"Team Yanaijian, are you awake?!"

Azusa Matsueda knocked on the table. "I'm asking about Yanami Kyouna from the Improper Relationships Inspection Department, not Yanami Kyouna, Kuda Kusuke's bootlicker. You have to consider this issue from our club's perspective! Rejecting you only means that he doesn't like you, it doesn't mean it's pure love. Even if it can be said to be pure love, it only means that Kuda Kusuke is a good man in love, and there is still another person who hasn't been verified."

As he spoke, Matsueda Azusa turned to look at Wenshui Kazuhiko: "Captain Wenshui, have you collected the intelligence I asked you to gather? Can you tell us how this couple hooked up?"

Numizu Kazuhiko glanced at Yanami Kyouna and said, "We've collected some information, but... why go so far, Buchou? No one should know this better than Yanami-san. After all, she was watching the whole thing."

Yana saw that Xingcai was sad, but she didn't expect that the cue would come to her again the next second. She pointed at herself with a confused look on her face: "Eh? Let me say it?"

Songzhi Zi spread his hands and said, "Whoever wants to talk about Egypt can tell the story. You two know the details better anyway."

There was no other way. Seeing that Xingcai had a bitter face, Yana had to briefly tell the love story between Himemiya Karen and Kuda Kusuke.

Then the whole audience fell silent.

“Wait, wait…?”

Hikigaya Hachiman was the first to raise his hand in confusion. "Well, just to be safe, without any doubts... let me ask, are you sure this isn't the plot of some teen romance novel? Is this something that actually happened in real life?"

Wen Shui Heyan held his chin with one hand and sighed: "You heard it right, and she was right. This is exactly what happened."

"Damn it now!"

Hikigaya Hachiman huffed in anger.

It was so hurtful. In the past, he would feel very happy even if a girl just helped him pick up something that fell on the ground, or gently reminded him to hand in his homework. Then he would start to have wild thoughts and unrealistic fantasies in his mind - although in the end it was proved that he was just wishful thinking.

But now you tell him, hey, in fact, the reason why those fantasies are fantasies is only because you are the one involved. If they happen to other people, they are not fantasies, but real things that happen.

This is too much! Do romantic comedies like this, where the plot of countless novel volumes is condensed into one semester, really exist? How come everyone else is already in accelerated relationships while he's still miserable and single?

"Shit! I'm so envious!"

Hikigaya Hachiman nodded subconsciously. Yes, I'm so envious! ——Hey, wasn't he the one who said this?

He subconsciously turned his head and saw the indignant Matsueda Azusa.

Songzhi Zi was so jealous that she wanted to roll on the ground: "No, why should they do that?"

"..."

Miura Yumiko rolled her eyes at Matsueda Azusa's expression. "They're good-looking, cheerful, have excellent grades, are friendly, and are positive. Otherwise, are they like you, with bad personalities, dark and withdrawn, and twisted mindsets? If someone like you could be cast in a romantic comedy, then I'd have to ask why. It can't be because that woman is here to help with poverty alleviation, right?"

Hikigaya Hachiman and Numizu Kazuhiko both shrank their necks when they heard this.

Damn it, attacking the minister is fine, but why is it such a group injury?

Yanajian Kyoka was the first to witness the daily bickering between Miura Yumiko and Matsueda Azusa. She was stunned by the sharp words and even forgot about the sadness. She looked at Miura Yumiko in surprise: "Ah, this... Miura-san, isn't it too hurtful to say this to the captain?"

Miura Yumiko curled her lips and patiently explained, "No. This person often hits other people's hands with his face. I know him very well. He has no feeling on his face. You don't have to worry about him."