The goal of life is to break up all couples

She immediately slammed the table and stood up: "No wonder you suddenly asked us about this guy! This bastard deserves to be punished! We can't let him continue to pester Nishimiya-san."

Hikigaya Hachiman thought about it carefully and came up with a more crucial point: "If it were just this one incident, you wouldn't suddenly ask about his affairs, or even plan to ask everyone in the Supervision Department to deal with it... The harassment of female classmates has been handed over to the Discipline Committee, but if you still want to trouble the Minister to take action... does that mean that guy is still having affairs with other women?"

"You're worthy of being my most capable deputy minister! You get it right the first time."

Azusa Matsueda nodded to Hachiman Hikigaya with satisfaction and said with certainty: "Although it's not 100% confirmed that they are in a relationship, I am sure that the guy must have an impure relationship with a woman around him!"

Miura Yumiko was curious. "You're not completely sure? That means there's no definite truth. So why do you make that inference?"

Matsueda Azusa thought for a moment and asked, "Do you think Hachiman is an otaku?"

Yuigahama Yui on the side nodded subconsciously.

Hikigaya Hachiman narrowed his eyes: "Why did you suddenly turn the conversation around and attack me?"

"Then let's ask Otaku Hachiman's opinion."

Matsueda Azusa rolled up the book into a microphone and handed it to Hikigaya Hachiman: "If an ultimate otaku said to another girl, 'Please be my heroine!'

What do you think this means?"

Hikigaya Hachiman said without hesitation: "It's a confession. And it's a confession from a patient who has been severely addicted to Galgame."

Miura Yumiko was shocked: "Did that guy actually say that to Nishimiya-san?"

"No no no."

Matsueda Azusa shook her head. "What he said to Nishimiya-san was... 'Please be my second female lead!'"

"You're openly trying to have your foot in both boats!"

Yumiko Miura instantly slammed the table and stood up angrily.

Even Hikigaya Hachiman couldn't help but make the expression of the old man on the subway looking at his phone: "This is too..."

"This is no ordinary scumbag. We must use heavy blows to deal with such insects!"

Miura Yumiko waved her hand and said, "I suggest that our next target for the Supervisory Department be this guy, Tomoya Aki. Who's in favor? Who's against?"

"Why are you stealing my lines?!"

Songzhi Zi was horrified. "You guys, are you still planning to usurp the throne?"

Yuigahama Yui foolishly followed suit and raised her arms and shouted: "I agree!"

Seeing this, Hikigaya Hachiman couldn't help but grumble, "But you're not a member of the Supervisory Department at all?"

"Eh? Yeah...yes."

Yuigahama Yui finally reacted and scratched her head with an embarrassed smile.

Miura Yumiko spread her hands towards Matsueda Azusa and said, "Then tell me, are you going to make Aki Tomoya your next target?"

"Yes, it is, but..."

Matsueda Azusa sat on the chair, emitting a cold and oppressive feeling: "The position of the Minister is now mine! Miura, you know the rules. If you want it, you have to come and get it yourself!"

121

Chapter 121: Eighteen Princes Join Forces to Fight Against the Traitor (?)

"Boom boom boom!"

In the afternoon, in the activity room.

Azusa Matsueda knocked hard on the whiteboard and wrote the words "Action Plan" in large letters on it.

Yumiko Miura stood on the other side of the whiteboard with her arms folded across her chest, looking very elegant.

And below, sitting around a made-up table were Hikigaya Hachiman, Numizu Kazuhiko, Yanami Kyouna—and Yuigahama Yui, who appeared here for some unknown reason.

Matsueda Azusa sighed, looking at Hikigaya Hachiman, who was sitting obediently below, with a look of disappointment: "Hikigaya, Hikigaya, look at you, who can still tell that you are the real vice-minister now? You have to stand up!"

Hikigaya Hachiman curled his lips, kept his eyes blank and did not refute. In this situation, wouldn't it be asking for trouble to go up and compete with Miura Yumiko for the position?

He couldn't help but secretly complain in his heart: Am I also a part of your Play?

At the same time, Miura Yumiko slapped the whiteboard and said, "Stop talking nonsense! Let's start today's discussion!"

Matsueda Azusa looked at Miura Yumiko in surprise: "Huh? You're so concerned this time? Did that guy provoke you too?"

"Humph, you're not the only one with information channels. I have them too. Today, through my network of contacts, I got all sorts of information about that guy, Tomoya Aki..."

Miura Yumiko gritted her teeth and said, "This is really too much! Matsueda, you actually realized so late that this guy deserved severe punishment. This is simply dereliction of duty on your part."

"really."

Matsueda Azusa didn't refute it, but nodded and said, "I've preconceived the idea that otakus don't have any emotional disputes. I really haven't considered it enough."

However, he hadn't expected Miura Yumiko to dislike Aki Tomoya so much. He rubbed his chin. Although he had done some research on the school, it would be better to see what Miura had found out first.

After calming down, Miura Yumiko began to explain, "Around that time, not long after school started, Aki Tomoya also founded a new club—it still doesn't have a name, and I don't know how they even got the teacher's permission—and its main activity is, uh... creating love-girl games, commonly known as Galgames."

Hikigaya Hachiman and Numizu Kazuhiko couldn't help but curl their lips after hearing this. They thought that Matsueda Azusa's Improper Relationship Inspection Department was abstract enough, but they didn't expect that there would be something even more abstract.

"The club members are Tomoya Aki, Eriri Sawamura, Spencer Sawamura, Utaha Kasumigaoka, and... uh, who else? I forgot. Never mind, it's not important."

Miura Yumiko counted on her fingers and said, "In the production of Galgame, Sawamura-san is in charge of the drawings, Kasumigaoka-san is in charge of the writing, and Aki Tomoya is in charge of the planning—"

"Wait, what about the all-important software production?"

Veteran otaku Hikigaya Hachiman couldn't help but raise his hand and asked.

Songzhi Zi answered: "No."

"So what kind of plan is this?"

Hikigaya Hachiman complained: "It doesn't even have the most crucial underlying logic. Even if we have the animation and copywriting, it still can't be implemented in the game, right?"

"If that's all, outsourcing is an option. However, the most important problem is... their planning is a complete mess."

Matsueda Azusa added, "You know that club activities have to be recorded and submitted to the student union, right? I went to the student union today and looked through their club's activity records—the game plan they submitted was only a dozen lines long... Do you know what a game plan with just a dozen lines of text means?"

Hikigaya Hachiman replied subconsciously: "I can write this much by writing with my feet for an hour or two at home at night."

"exactly."

Matsueda Azusa pushed up his nonexistent glasses and commented sharply, "Basically, this is just some incompetent loser who can't do anything claiming to be the director and trying to recruit team members. When asked, he's so clueless that he's taking unpaid projects as if it's natural. In the end, not only does he idle around and doesn't produce anything, but when the original project hasn't made any progress, he's also pestering a stranger classmate, trying to make her the so-called second female lead—"

Hikigaya Hachiman and Numizu Kazuhiko were both furious at this remark, clenching their fists. This guy actually called himself an otaku? This was just a despicable person pretending to be an otaku! He was clearly an otaku, yet he was so willful about game production, he was a complete heretic!

However, Miura Yumiko waved her hand and said, "While this is indeed annoying, it's not the point, is it? The point is—from what I know, that guy maintains an ambiguous relationship with the other women in the club... After all, isn't it that he clearly knows their feelings for him, and instead of choosing them, he keeps them hanging around to do things for his own plans and purposes?"

"He doesn't refuse, he doesn't take initiative, he doesn't take responsibility. He's a complete jerk who sticks to the three no's! The most infuriating thing is that he knows someone else's feelings but pretends not to see them, knowing full well that he's using this to take advantage of them... He's a complete jerk!"

Miura Yumiko's words resonated with Yanami Anna, who immediately clapped her hands vigorously, "You're absolutely right!"

Although Yuigahama Yui had never had similar experiences or feelings, she immediately expressed her support for Miura Yumiko's remarks.

Numizu Kazuhiko glanced at Yanami Kyouna and complained inwardly: "What's your resonance? Kuda Kusuke didn't keep you hanging or flirting with you, and he used you to help him do things... Although telling a girl who likes you that you hope she finds someone she likes next is quite abstract, it's at least much better than the previous one."

"Do you think of yourself?"

Matsueda Azusa glanced at Miura Yumiko and asked pointedly.

Miura Yumiko fell silent for a moment, her face flushing red. "What do you mean by 'thinking of me'?... Nonsense! How can be considered thinking of me when I'm fighting against that scumbag?"

Honestly, Hayato Hayama's feelings towards Yumiko Miura are essentially the same, though he's more subtle and not as over the top as it sounds. In reality, he's clearly aware of Yumiko Miura's feelings for him, yet he doesn't reciprocate, knowing full well that he's using this to keep her in suspense in order to maintain the stability of his group.

Thinking of this, it is no wonder why Yumiko Miura was so angry about what Tomoya Aki did.

"While what you said is correct, you also overlooked one point."

Azusa Matsueda raised a finger. "In this matter, Akito Tomo also made reprehensible mistakes, that's undeniable. But that doesn't mean others can just hide in the dark. I don't believe Sawamura-san and Kasumigaoka-san are the so-called perfect victims... If they can forge such a twisted relationship and still happily endure it, then there must be something wrong with them themselves."

"That is to say..."

Matsueda Azusa opened her arms wide, her head held high and her chest puffed out. "All of them are targets of our club! Tomoya Aki, Eriri Sawamura, Spencer Sawamura, and Utaha Kasumigaoka... He can't escape from these people, and she... can't escape either!"

Hikigaya Hachiman was sweating. It was as if the Minister had openly and righteously declared something like a terrorist attack... Aki Tomoya and his group were like the Twin Towers on September 9th...

As if noticing the sweat dripping from his back, Matsueda Azusa bewitchingly whispered to Hikigaya Hachiman and Numizu Kazuhiko, "Don't you want to know? Why would those two beautiful girls fall for an otaku like Aki Tomoya? And how did Aki Tomoya get the confidence to maintain an ambiguous relationship with them, while also keeping them hanging and using them?"

"Is this a distortion of human nature or a decline in morality? Were they seduced by Aki Tomoya, or is there something else going on? Or is it a combination of both?"

"And after we separate them, what kind of expressions will they show? Aki Tomoya, who thinks he has the others under his thumb, and the others who are willing to stay with him and flirt with him even though they're being used... Don't you think their expressions will be very interesting?"

122

Chapter 122 It’s fun to have cows.

After finishing the strategic meeting, Azusa Matsueda and Yumiko Miura walked towards Tomoya Aki's yet-to-be-named club.

The others were assigned to gather intelligence on Eriri Sawamura, Spencer, and Utaha Kasumigaoka. After all, knowing both yourself and your enemy is key to success. Gaining intelligence is the prerequisite for ruthlessly attacking others.

Although Matsueda Azusa was a little skeptical about whether Hikigaya Hachiman and Numizu Kazuhiko could handle this important task, fortunately, they had Yanami Kyouna and Yuigahama Yui as backup. Judging from their social circles, getting information should be easy.

Originally, Matsueda Azusa planned to go alone to fight, but Miura Yumiko said indignantly that she wanted to go too, so she had no choice but to let her do it.

As soon as I walked to the door of the activity room, I heard a very excited conversation coming from inside.

"K…Kato! Do you…know what you've done?"

"Huh? What…?"

"That...that...that won't work!"

"What's that like?"

"That's it... uh, I mean that guy... that person!"

"...Keiichi-nii?"

Hearing this, Matsueda Azusa and Miura Yumiko looked at each other subconsciously - there seemed to be a minotaur smell!

Both of them saw in each other's eyes: "Oh my? There's something interesting to watch!"

Without hesitation, the two of them tiptoed to the door of the activity room, holding their breath and listening intently.

"Yes, that's him! Ka... Kato, listen carefully... I need to make something clear to you first: that person... forget it!"

"What do you mean by 'forget it'?"

"In every aspect! This includes eating together and riding in each other's cars. Any actions that could cause misunderstandings are strictly prohibited!"

"I'm sorry, I still don't understand what you mean. Are Keiichi and I related?"

"And you are forbidden to call his name like that!"

"But the other person's last name is also Kato."

"No! No way! And... and, have you agreed to marry each other since childhood? And have you always kept that promise? That kind of thing is not allowed!"

Miura Yumiko couldn't help but tsk when she heard this, and snorted softly, "He was touching a female classmate he didn't know this morning, saying he wanted her to be his second female lead, but now he's putting rules and regulations on his other club members, not even wanting to let his male relatives meet... Isn't this a scumbag? Isn't this Pua? If not, I'll eat you up!"

"Seconded."

Songzhi Zi nodded in agreement, "But this time I didn't think you were here to get free food and drinks."

Then he reached out and knocked on the door and coughed forcefully.

Soon there was a flurry of noise in the activity room, the sound of tables and chairs being dragged.

Then, Tomoya Aki replied, "Please... please come in! May I ask who you are?"

"It's kind-hearted classmate A."

Azusa Matsueda reached out and pushed open the door of the activity room. Looking at Tomoya Aki who had a surprised look on his face, he smiled and made a pistol gesture at him.

"It's you!"

Aki Tomoya's eyes widened. He hadn't expected Matsueda Azusa to come to his house. He looked at Matsueda Azusa warily: "I told you that what happened this morning was just a misunderstanding, right? The Discipline Committee didn't do anything to me, did they? Why are you still here?"

"If you think so, you're wrong. You made two mistakes. First...it's not that the Discipline Committee didn't do anything to you, it's just that your teacher saved you before the punishment was made. But that doesn't mean you can escape punishment—Teacher Hasumi Kanoko, right? When I have time, I'll have Teacher Hiratsuka go have a good talk with her about her good student."

Matsueda Azusa held up two fingers and gave a wicked smile. "Secondly, my visit to you has nothing to do with this matter. Didn't you ask me who I was this morning? Now I can officially answer you—my name is Matsueda Azusa, and I'm the head of the Student Union's Improper Relationship Supervision Department. I've come here specifically to deal with...improper relationships involving you, Amaki-san."

"Tsk!"

After being tricked by Matsueda Azusa that morning, Tomoya Aki went out of his way to find out about the so-called "Improper Dating Inspection Club." He was surprised to learn that this seemingly insignificant club actually existed! It seemed to have become quite notorious at Sobu High School, having been the subject of numerous high-profile incidents.

"Speaking of which..."

Miura Yumiko looked at another female classmate in the activities room with some confusion. She should have been the one talking to Tomoya Aki just now, but Miura seemed to have no impression of her at all. Even the information she had inquired about today had not heard of her before. "Who is this... Sawamura-san and Kasumigaoka-san don't look like this, right?"