Chapter 655 Feixiao pushes Luanpo to the champion's throne
"Clara, at your ten o'clock position, there's a wallpaper of a sleeping banana monkey behind the box."
Hua Yi seemed to have a full-view perspective, constantly giving the girls hints.
"Thank you, Brother Hua Yi!"
Clara's voice was soft and sweet. She quickly spotted the monkey wallpaper and raised her pistol.
Snapped.
The bullet left the barrel and hit the sleeping banana monkey precisely. The bullet exploded, releasing pink pigment that turned the brown monkey pink.
Well, now the ugly monkey is much cuter, it's so cute and girly.
"You aim very well; I think Clara has the makings of a sharpshooter!"
"Hoo hoo... He's not that amazing! Brother Hua Yi is the strongest!"
Hua Yi multitasks, caring for Clara while also helping others find targets.
"Little March, who are you aiming at with that sniper rifle? You only see the area within the scope, right? Turn your head, do you see the sleeping banana monkey doll 500 meters to your right?"
"Hey, I'm conducting a thorough search, leaving no detail unchecked. Don't criticize me, praise me!"
March 7th has long been Hua Yi's March wife, and they communicate without any reservations, with her playful protests.
As she spoke, she didn't forget to turn the gun around as instructed, and sure enough, she found the monkey doll.
"Isn't the sniper rifle bullet too powerful? What if I don't dye the plush toy and end up shooting it through? That would be like damaging someone else's property."
"Oh, you've thought of that quite thoroughly—don't worry, this is a dream. The laws of physics are different from reality. And the gun has been tuned by the robin, so the bullets won't have any destructive power; they're just carriers of meme pigments."
The dyeing process is like applying a watermark, completely transforming the sleeping banana monkey into something from a beautiful dream.
While this approach is novel, in essence, the girls are quite familiar with it.
Hua Yi's chat app profile picture was already covered in watermarks.
Black Tower Space Station, Bellberg, Fairy Alliance, and the latest Pinocchio watermark.
Each one wanted to assert ownership.
To be honest, if Feixiao and Yukong hadn't considered that Huayi's portrait was only so small and had limited space, their idea would have been to have each of the three immortal ships—Luofu, Yaoqing, and Zhuming—have a watermark, making it unique and well-designed.
pity!
Now that Hua Yi's profile picture has filled all four corners, the Immortal Boat Alliance can only use one watermark to avoid giving the impression that they are taking advantage of the situation.
Otherwise, if Interstellar Peace Corporation follows suit, the strategic investment department will add a watermark, and the market development department will too...
No, the head of the development department was beaten to death by Hua Yi, so he didn't dare to fuss over such details as adding a watermark to the portrait of the executive director handpicked by Amber King.
boom!
On March 7th, he pulled the trigger of his sniper rifle.
Just as Hua Yi said, the bullet streaked across the sky at high speed and hit the sleeping banana monkey doll, but instead of piercing it, it exploded into paint, coloring the doll.
"Ok?"
Hua Yi let out a soft "hmm".
"Why is it still a brown sleeping banana monkey? It doesn't look any different. I thought you would use pink paint, the same kind as its hair color."
"Because that doll was made by someone else, and it wasn't a poster to be put up in public, it would be a bit reckless of me to just change the colors for it."
Little March wrinkles her nose cutely, her adorable complaints revealing her thoughtfulness.
"Speaking of which, what if I really changed the color of the doll and the female student who owns it saw it and got into trouble?"
"This is a dream. The paint doesn't actually exist; it's a kind of meme. Changing colors is very easy."
As always, Hua Yi seemed completely at ease.
Even when March 7th thought of a small problem and tried to make things difficult for him with malicious intent, he was caught off guard.
Hmm, Little March will never give up easily!
"Can you match any color I want? How about a multicolored black then?"
"Simple."
Hua Yi immediately conjured a black bullet with his hand.
Just as March 7th requested, the deep black was filled with brilliant colors, like a rainbow. After looking at it for a while, Little March even got a little dizzy.
"Wow, how did you do that?!"
"It's special effects; I added special effects."
Not far away, Xing, carrying a machine gun, was firing while making a sound effect: "Rat-a-tat-tat..."
However, she didn't aim properly and seemed to be deliberately vandalizing the campus facilities by graffitiing them.
"Hey ha, watch me draw a dragon with my left hand and a rainbow with my right!"
"Where is the dragon? I didn't see it."
Hua Yi's voice reached Xing's ears, but the girl didn't turn her head and simply raised her chin.
"Over there, can't you see her? It's Ban Bailu!"
"Even if you let Bai Lu come and see, she wouldn't recognize herself," Hua Yi gave a fair assessment.
"This is called abstract art. I don't think you understand it at all. Let's talk about it properly in bed tonight..."
Xing's seemingly normal words are actually anything but serious!
Fortunately, Hua Yi was "chatting privately" with her and hadn't turned on the team voice chat, otherwise the atmosphere would have been incredibly ambiguous.
Good times fly by.
With dozens of girls embarking on their destiny mobilized, a thorough search of the entire campus was completed in just half an hour.
"Attention all units, this mission has been successfully completed. All personnel, please assemble."
"Received~"
The women returned one by one and quickly gathered around Hua Yi.
Most of them were all smiles and had a great time.
In this dreamlike setting, a fun activity actually helped Pinocchio, with Hua Yi paying close attention to the players throughout, offering hints and well-timed praise—
Several joys combined, and even Fu Xuan, who had a somewhat arrogant personality, looked relaxed, and Ruan Mei's temperament softened considerably, not to mention the others.
But Luanpo's expression was strange.
Why is your face so pale, as if you've burned out completely?
"Don't worry, I was just taking her around looking for the Sleeping Banana Monkey, we were moving a little fast."
Feixiao revealed a harmless yet dashing smile.
"Little Ranger is a bit carsick, he'll be fine after a rest."
"Gu..."
Luanpo took a deep breath, trying to suppress the churning in his stomach, and looked at Feixiao with eyes that couldn't hide his lingering fear.
"Sky Strike Ninja, if you ever want to grab me by the back of my collar and carry me around like a 0.1-meter flying object, at least give me a heads-up. If I'm not prepared, I really won't be able to handle it."
"What, you have the guts to hunt down knowledge envoys, but if I take you for a spin, you'll develop a psychological trauma?"
Feixiao treated Luanpo as a junior and teased the little girl.
Ignoring her teasing, Hua Yi took out a cup of calming tea from his pocket and handed it to Luan Po, fully aware of the current situation.
"The Emperor Archer, who is known for his speed, assisted Luanpo and flew all over the campus. It seems that Luanpo is the undisputed winner of this shooting game."
Neither Daheita nor Huangquan were serious about competing for rankings with the others.
But Fei Xiao showed some of his strength.
A god-tier support player handed the championship to Chaos, and then—
This allowed her to rightfully receive the prize she most desired.
Chapter 656 Drawing the Bow Like a Full Moon
"Just a moment~"
At Huayi, it's not just the first place that gets remembered.
"Second place, Firefly, the score is very close, almost catching up with Chaos. Impressive, I'll reward you properly later."
Hua Yi winked at Liu Ying, causing the girl's face to blush slightly.
They've already become lovers who've completed their final bond, so what other reward could there be? Of course, Hua Yi would reward them with his body.
For Liuying, this was her greatest hope.
"Third place, Bronya..."
"It was thanks to my mother, and also to my sisters Hiluva and Natasha, that I was able to get so many points. Otherwise, the third place should have been someone else's."
Bronya blushed slightly, afraid that Hua Yi might say something surprising.
"Is this a foul? If all else fails, let's just average out the scores on Bellberg's side."
"Normal teamwork is good. If Yun Li, who is in fourth place, also knew how to team up with others, she might be able to squeeze into the top three."
Hearing Hua Yi lecturing her, Yun Li pouted.
"I want to team up with you for the whole time, do you even have the time? You only gave me two clues about the sleeping banana monkeys, and you're already worrying about other people—humph."
You scoundrel Hua Yi!
Perhaps influenced by the dazzling atmosphere around Hua Yi, Yun Li began to speak more and more bluntly.
Fei Xiao glanced at Yun Li and chuckled inwardly.
If things continue like this, how long will it be before Yun Li can naturally ask Hua Yi for a kiss?
A group of beautiful women gathered around the hero, letting their guard down and acting coquettishly, which became quite normal for Hua Yi.
You can't point it out, lest Yun Li get shy.
"So, what prize does Luanpo want?"
Hua Yi spent some time looking after each of the girls who were busy dealing with the sleeping banana monkey, and then looked at Po, who was taking advantage of the break to sort out her chaotic thoughts.
She should truly realize just how powerful this force really is.
Even without considering Hua Yi himself, the three envoys, the Great Black Tower, Huang Quan, and Fei Xiao, are enough to defeat the Primal Doctor. Moreover, the [Homophonic Vowel] held by the Robin is something beyond Luan Po's comprehension.
"Have you thought about it?"
"...I've thought it through."
Luan Po looked at Hua Yi and the crowd behind him, their expressions varied, some encouraging him with their eyes, others watching the spectacle with smiles.
"I wish to defeat the evil ninja, Yu Yuan. Even if my strength is weak, I am willing to charge ahead and die without regret."
It wasn't a specific wish, just an expression of my feelings.
Miss Ninja knew that her first place in the shooting game was inflated and that she was only carried by Fei Xiao.
Even without any exaggeration, Luanpo couldn't ask for help with a clear conscience, "Can you help me beat up Dr. Primal?" What's the difference between that and taking advantage of Hua Yi's kindness to ask him to pluck stars from the sky?
"They were quite cautious."
Hua Yi understood the unspoken thoughts in Luan Po's eyes.
"As a ninja with a clear sense of self, you already have your own style of doing things. If you think about so much now, you'll be too restrained and helpless. Wouldn't that be pathetic?"
As soon as his thought stirred, the rhythm of destiny in Pinocchio's dream began to ripple.
In an instant, the surrounding light seemed to be tamed by an invisible will, and ripples as clear as glass spread through the air.
Holding the same vowel, the robin keenly sensed something, its face lit up with joy, and it quickly used the artifact to command the power of destiny to cooperate.
The three paths of [Exploration], [Order], and [Harmony] intertwine at the Grand Gathering Star, and this time Hua Yi only chose Harmony.
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