Why are there only loser heroines around me?

Not much experience?

Maori frowned slightly.

The rats that were wreaking havoc around the world were just fictional creatures of a very low supernatural level. Even with little experience, dealing with them should be effortless. But since the other party said so, Mao Li planned to let her take less responsibility when arranging the areas, and also help her see if there were any other detectives who wanted to volunteer today.

He pulled up today's registration documents from his computer.

Not all detectives are as outspoken as Shikiya and call him directly.

The vast majority of those who are willing to participate in voluntary rat extermination go to the "jiaoban (police station)" on their respective streets to get an armband.

There are also very few people in Toyohashi City who are willing to do this job, and it is good enough if one or two people sign up every day.

Even if Maori wanted to help her find a senior, he was unable to do so.

There is no one on today's registration list.

Maybe there really wasn't anything, or maybe the staff in the patrol didn't report it. Those people are always slack at work.

Just when Mao Li was about to reply to the other party, a familiar contact popped up on the LINE logged in on his computer.

"Where can I get the volunteer rat extermination armband?"

The sender is Ukyo.

He is not as polite online as he is in real life. The most direct manifestation of this is that he does not use personal pronouns or honorifics when speaking.

Mao Li didn't care. He typed back, "Do you know where the Koban in your community is?"

Ukyo was startled, "You mean that small message room?"

The police stations in Toyohashi City are very small. In name, they are police stations, but in reality, they are just a small room for one person, about eight square meters, with police officers on duty 24 hours a day. In Ukyo's opinion, such places are not considered police stations. He prefers to call them "message room" or "security booth".

"Forget it, just come to the police station to find me directly." Mao Li typed on the keyboard.

Brother Ukyo's house is not far from the Metropolitan Police Department.

"Would you mind mentoring this new guy? He's new to the business and wants to volunteer to exterminate rats."

"random."

...

..

20 minute later.

Ukyo meets Shikiya at the Metropolitan Police Department.

When he saw this girl for the second time today, he had a completely different feeling from the first time. Youjing had his own ranking of beauties in his mind, but he would never share this list with others. He only followed the first impression of "good-looking" in his brain.

The first place is Hotorahara from the student council. She is at the same level as other high school students. Both her temperament and beauty are outstanding. Karen is in second place. Her facial features are more three-dimensional and delicate than Hotorahara's. Her temperament is youthful and cute, but Ukyo thinks she is a bit childish in her words and deeds, which is a minus point. Yanami and Magari are tied for third place. They are equally beautiful and their hair color is blue. Shikiya is third and Lemon is fourth. The mournful hot girl always has no expression on her face and lacks vitality. She looks like she is about to be buried. If her skin color can be more normal and she doesn't have a dying expression every day, should she be able to sit at the same table with Karen?

This ranking involves many personal subjective factors of Youjing, and the market changes as each person's status changes.

When Yanami and he are on the Demon World Train facing life and death, Yanami will become the first on the list.

When Lemon was heartbroken, she competed with him in a long-distance race on the beach under the sunset. Her resolute expression of not wanting to admit defeat was stretched very long by the sunset. At that time, Lemon might have gone from fourth to first or second.

Fang Huyuan always harassed him with text messages asking him to join the student union as the candidate president, and invited him to dinner from time to time, under the pretext of "improving working relationship". He might drop from first place to second or third place.

Even Xiaoju, who is not on the list, will be on the list when she shows a cute gesture inadvertently.

And now...

Shikiya briefly became number one on this list.

Her skin tone with normal makeup looks "flawless", which is often not a compliment, especially when describing someone's appearance, because no one's face can be flawless, even the transformed appearance of a monster or the plaster artwork in the hands of an ancient Greek sculptor is not perfect.

The so-called "flawless" usually refers to something that conforms to the aesthetic taste of the person concerned.

The corners of her eyes, which were usually closed, opened, her back was naturally straight, the sweater she wore had a high collar, not exposing her chest, but her waist was very thin. She tilted her head and looked at Ukyo, and all the police officers who passed by her would glance at her, because at this moment, Shikiya was as beautiful as a local monster transformed into a human.

"Good afternoon, Ukyo-kun."

"Hello to you too, Shikiya."

Two brief sentences were enough to greet each other.

Next is the question and answer time.

"Why did you suddenly change into a turtleneck sweater at noon?"

"Because I have to volunteer to exterminate rats, if I wear something too revealing I might get bitten by a rat." Shikiya showed Ukyo the light grey overalls and flat sneakers on her legs. She no longer had any of the characteristics associated with a gyaru.

"You are the senior that Maori mentioned to me?"

"Most likely."

"Do you have any experience in exterminating rats?"

"the first time."

"Did you bring your tools?"

Shikiya took out a slingshot from his pocket and hit the metal balls in the plastic box. Ukyo saw that there was an exorcism spell from the Bible on each ball. This should be the exorcism tool she used in her daily life rather than a professional rat exorcist tool.

But to be honest, this was also Youjing's first time exterminating rats, and he didn't know what to bring with him.

but.....

He has something on him that will definitely be effective in getting rid of rats.

.......

...

ten minutes later.

Mr. Yoshino's house near Rokubancho.

Ukyo arrived with Shikiya, while Mr. Yoshino left with his wife and daughter. Ukyo said it would take about ten minutes, and Mr. Yoshino had originally wanted to take his wife and daughter to look for somewhere to go, but if it only took ten minutes, they didn't have to go far.

Ukyo took out his phone and clicked on the cat avatar on the homepage.

The cat with two tails jumped out of the phone again and stretched its body.

"go."

The cat looked back at Ukyo with resentment. It didn't like eating mice, nor did it like playing with mice. In its eyes, those mice that had a little bit of demonic nature could not even be called prey.

But the cat was under the eaves and had to lower its head, and it ran into the house in a flash.

Ukyo said to Shikiya, "Nekomata should be able to handle it himself, but he's not very serious about his job and mice often slip through the net, so we wait at the door and deal with those that slip through the cat's claws..."

Before he could finish his words, a dark grey shadow scurried up to their feet. Shikiya lay on Ukyo's chest like a frightened kitten, but this kitten only looked like a cat, as it was actually dribbling the ball into people.

Ukyo stood there silently. He could not see any look of fear on Shikiya's face. He had sufficient reason to suspect that Shikiya did it on purpose, but he did not understand why Shikiya, who had no emotional entanglement with him before, would do such a thing.

Her breasts were so soft and elastic. She pressed her weight on Youjing, then pulled the hook and aimed. The iron-black bullet tore through the air, and after a "whoosh!" sound, it accurately blew off Shushu's head. The rotten flesh and blood and the restraints stood on the ground together.

"So... scary... Fortunately... I'm more skilled."

She stood up from Youjing, drew the bow and aimed again, her eyes firm and pure, staring intently at the corridor, with only the prey that was about to appear in her pupils!

--call out!

When the sound of breaking air sounded again, another rat fell to the ground.

Ukyo realized that he might have been overthinking it, and that the behavior just now might be very normal for a hot girl.

He suddenly felt that this afternoon was not bad. Shikiya pulled the slingshot like a professional archer, with a straight back, a youthful and smooth waistline, and the curve of her buttocks even higher than Yanami's. There were a few taut blue veins on the pale skin of the back of her hands. She looked heroic and at the same time revealed a fragile beauty. When sexiness and weakness appear on the same person at the same time, it will invisibly arouse the evil thoughts in the hearts of the onlookers.

Six mice died silently under the bullets engraved with biblical passages.

When the cat came out from the end of the corridor with the mouse's tail in its mouth, the total number of rats killed in this rat extermination operation was 13. Ukyo went into the house and used the yellow paper inscription he brought with him to set up a simple demon-killing barrier on the door frame. At this point, the operation was declared a perfect end.

As they walked out of Yoshinoya, Ukyo couldn't help but ask, "Why did you suddenly think of volunteering to exterminate rats?"

Shikiya said without hesitation, "After my interview last night, I wanted to go to the breakfast shop for lunch, and then I saw their strike sign. So I thought... a little detective like me with no real ability should do something for the citizens."

"Shall we go to the breakfast shop next?"

"Row."

........

...

Fujiwara Bun Shop.

The record is 29.

There are obviously more rats in grocery stores than in ordinary homes.

The owner took Youjing's hand affectionately and kept thanking them, and gave them a basket of steamed buns before they left.

The two of them finished the buns in a few bites and headed straight to the next shop.

Maple Supermarket.

The record is 30.

The owner of the small supermarket had tears in his eyes and kept thanking them. He insisted on giving them snacks before they left. This time, Youjing refused because they had to go to the next place and it was inconvenient to carry things in their hands.

The two of them were busy until the evening, visiting more than ten small supermarkets and three small restaurants. For Toyohashi City, which had been suffering from drought for a long time and had not yet received rain, this was just a small help.

"I'm a little tired." said Shikiya.

They stopped at Sanhe Park, and the time was frozen at half past eight.

The burial place of Hanba is surrounded by a high wall erected by the police station. It has long become a famous check-in spot for internet celebrities. The high wall built to prevent citizens from approaching has now become a "painting wall" for street art, and street artists and graffiti enthusiasts often paint on it.

Ukyo was reading a message when he tilted his head and noticed that Shikiya was gone.

As he was looking around, he heard the sound of electronic piano from a band on a platform not far away.

Shikiya grabbed the microphone at some point. When he looked up at the stage, the hot girl in the turtleneck sweater was singing "Hotel California" by the Eagles. The original resident singer looked at her with a very surprised look. He had just randomly picked an audience member, but he didn't expect that the person who came up was actually here to ruin the show.

The only drawback is that Shikiya's voice is childish. When she sings "Hotel California", there is no sadness or melancholy at all. It sounds like an underground idol's debut song sung on TV for the first time. It is cute and full of energy.

But this did not affect Youjing's recollection of the few old times he had spent with his father. At that time, Chu Tianjiao played this song in the car. He asked his father what the name of the song was, and his father said it was "Hotel California". He forgot how old he was at that time, but he only remembered that he was sitting in the back seat of a car, watching the trees outside the window flash by one after another, and suddenly felt that he was a lonely tourist.

When he was a child, he didn't understand Hotel California. He just thought that a seven-minute song was too long. When he grew up, he gradually liked this song, but his father had passed away. Since then, he didn't listen to Hotel California for a long time, because every time he listened to it, he seemed to be back in the 1960s and 1970s in the United States, when hippie culture was popular, and saw the old man alone with a thick cigar in his mouth, searching for traces of dragons on the deserted road in the American West.

He hummed softly along with Shikiya.

But his pitch is not very accurate, and his voice is deeper, closer to the old home of the Eagles. At the same time, his English pronunciation is more standard.

“On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair”

"On the dark, desolate highway, a cool breeze blew my hair."

"The warm breath of Coritas rises in the air..."

.....

After the long seven minutes, Shikiya jumped off the platform.

She had noticed Ukyo's obsessed look a long time ago, so she deliberately hit her knees when jumping off the platform to shift her center of gravity forward. This was a fake fall, but also a real fall. If Ukyo didn't step forward to catch her, her head would definitely hit the ground, and her nose might be broken and a few teeth might be knocked out.

When you want to conquer someone, you have to use any means necessary. The three people who made a bet with Shikiya that day would never have thought that she would sacrifice a girl's most important thing, her face.

However, this may seem like a huge gamble, but in Shikiya's eyes, this is a 100% event without any danger.

Ukyo's movements were as fast as a flash. He gently grasped Shikiya's slender waist, and the other party took the opportunity to put her arms around his neck to regain her center. This was the second time today that Ukyo wanted to complain about her soft and elastic breasts.

Xiao Long Nu once said that she hated girls with big breasts because they always bullied others, asking her to cosplay the small-breasted Suzumiya Haruhi and not allowing her to play the "big-breasted cute mascot" Asahina.

Ukyo now understands why girls with small breasts are always angry at girls with big breasts. Their advantages in love are too obvious. Ukyo dares to guarantee that if a girl with the same appearance as her pursues a boy, Shikiya will definitely win the other girl over faster.

However, this theorem does not apply to him. His brain is rarely controlled by worldly desires, and adolescent hormones rarely sprout in him. But when Shikiya was singing Hotel California on the podium, Ukyo felt that his hormones might have moved a little, and when he caught Shikiya, this adolescent hormone seemed to be secreted more.

Constrained by physiological factors that prevented his 16-year-old body from being regulated by his self-consciousness, he began to doubt his rock-hard heart.

Under the backlight, which Ukyo couldn't see, the corners of Shikiya's mouth curled up in a triumphant arc.

She hasn't won yet.

But today is only their first day, and after they go their separate ways tonight, Shikiya will make a detailed plan for the next step.

Everything would have been perfect if Yanami hadn't appeared in Mikawa Park tonight.

In the stands, a voice with a distinctly different, more energetic tone suddenly rang out from Shikiya.

The Hotel California can indeed stir up the memories of many people, making the group of people born in the 00s and 90s in Sanhe Park recall the time they spent with their parents.

The next song suddenly lifted their emotions that had just fallen to the bottom. When the first line of lyrics sounded, goose bumps appeared all over their bodies, as if the passionate youth had returned again.