In Soul Society, I just want to retire

"Swastika!"

The bald man's entire body erupted with ten times the spiritual pressure. Yamabuki Ditang was slightly shocked by the other party's spiritual pressure. How could this captain-level spiritual pressure be so miserable? Relying on robbery to make a living?

"Buddha of Destruction!"

The bald man's body began to change, from a 1.8-meter-tall strong man to a Thousand-Armed Buddha statue over five meters tall and completely black.

Yamabuki Detang took two steps back and stared solemnly at the bald man's Bankai. Based on his previous experience of fighting with Alice, he must not act rashly before figuring out the opponent's abilities. At this time, the huge black Buddha statue was sitting cross-legged on the lotus throne, but the black aura all over its body made people feel that this Buddha statue was extremely evil.

Yamabuki Detang even had an illusion that the Buddha Warring States from the neighboring "One Piece" theater had gone to the wrong set?

Yamabuki Deitō looked at the World-Destroying Buddha in front of him with great vigilance. Although he was said to have "Thousand Hands", he actually had only eight hands, each holding a different magical instrument. His expression was like the angry Vajra in the temple, staring at Yamabuki Deitō fiercely.

Yamabuki Ditang decided to test the waters by cutting it first. As long as he could cut it, there would be no problem.

"Flash!" Yamabuki Detang's figure disappeared instantly, and he stabbed at the neck of the Buddha of Destruction with a knife. As a result, the sword blade collided with the neck of the Buddha of Destruction, and a series of sparks burst out directly. The Buddha of Destruction was not hurt at all.

The Buddha of Destruction raised the vajra in his hand high and smashed it down at Shanchu Ditang.

The huge shock force made Shanbuki Ditang's scalp numb and he quickly retreated!

"boom!!!"

The vajra hit the ground, and a bottomless pit appeared instantly. At the same time, because of the shock force attached to the vajra, the ground around it cracked inch by inch and spread to the distance.

This power is a bit scary! Although Yamabuki Ditang knew that he would not die if he was hit, he would still feel pain when his body was smashed into a pulp.

If melee combat doesn't work, use ranged attacks!

"Ninety of the broken paths, the black coffin!" A small black ball appeared in Yamabuki Ditang's hand, and he crushed the black ball with one hand. A huge black coffin appeared under the feet of the Buddha of Destruction, and then countless sharp blades pierced through the black coffin.

When the black coffin was broken, Yamabuki Ditang was surprised to find that the Buddha of Destruction was holding a huge treasure umbrella in his hand. Under the treasure umbrella was a world of its own, which was not affected by external objects at all.

"Is that the Hunyuan Pearl Umbrella you're holding? Believe it or not, I can use the Water Demon that I've practiced for three months to blast you to pieces!" Shanbuki Ditang complained crazily in his heart.

The Buddha of Destruction turned a deaf ear to Shanbuki Ditang's complaints and raised the sword in his hand to strike him in the face.

Yamabuki Ditang dodged the sword and calmly observed the opponent's flaws. Finally, he found that the entire body of the World-Destroying Buddha was like black gold, but only his eyes were movable. In other words, his biggest weakness was his eyes?

Yamabuki Ditang sneered, rushed forward in an instant, and stabbed the eyes of the World-Destroying Buddha with the knife in his hand.

It is said that after a monk passes away, relics can be burned out of his body, which are very valuable. I wonder if I can burn out relics if I burn this black Buddha.

Just as Yamabuki Detang quickly came in front of the Buddha of Destruction, the Buddha of Destruction raised the vase in his hand, waved it lightly, and black liquid gushed out of the vase.

Yamabuki Ditang didn't know what the thing was and dodged in a hurry, but his left hand accidentally got some of it on it. He felt a sharp pain and looked down. He found that his left hand had been corroded by the black liquid and even the bones had been melted away.

"Is this thing a biological weapon? How do you have so many abilities? Are you sure this is Bankai?" Yamabuki Detang casually cut off the part that was stained with venom, and then a new arm grew out in a few seconds.

The Buddha of Destruction looked at me with his eyes almost popping out of his head. "Do you have the right to call me a monster? You are the monster!"

Yamabuki Ditang circled around the Buddha of Destruction twice. The opponent's ability was too tricky. If his spiritual pressure was not much greater than that of the Buddha of Destruction, he would have suffered a great loss.

It seems that ordinary means cannot defeat him, and I can only use my real skills.

"Fullbring, world creation!"

Chapter 222: A Watermelon Causes a Murder

The invisible world isolates two people from reality.

"Welcome to my world. I have set the rules. You cannot use weapons to attack in this world. That means the magic weapons in your hands have become tatters now! I wonder if you have any other options? We can only have a bare-handed fight between real men. I have quite a bit of experience in bare-handed fighting!" Yamabuki Ditang said confidently.

He first underwent training from Captain Yamamoto, and then learned instant fighting. In a one-on-one fight with bare hands, he believed that he was no weaker than anyone in the world.

The Buddha of Destruction seemed to not believe what the young man in front of him said. He waved the vajra in his hand, and sure enough, the vajra lost its original power.

Yamabuki Ditang's mouth curled up wildly. It felt so good to use rule-based abilities to bully those who had no rule-based abilities!

The Buddha of Destruction opened his eyes wide, and his eight hands loosened at the same time. A large number of magic tools fell to the ground with a crash. The expression on Yamabuki Ditang's face suddenly froze. Eight hands?

Then look down at your own hands?

Did I miss something?

Because the lotus throne can also be considered a "weapon", after losing the ability to fly, the Buddha of Destruction stood up directly from the throne, like a giant spider with eight legs.

With its huge body of five meters in height, invulnerable body and eight arms, even Hanma Yujiro would have to go back crying!

Not only that, although the Buddha of Destruction is huge in size, he can move very fast. Even if he can't use instant step, his speed is still faster than most death gods. In the blink of an eye, he has arrived in front of Yamabuki Detang and punched him head-on!

Yamabuki Ditang snapped his fingers, and a five-minute countdown appeared in the air.

"I'll kill you within five minutes!" Yamabuki Detang condensed his spiritual pressure and ghost way in his arms, and fought a hard punch with the Buddha of Destruction!

Indeed, the size of the World-Destroying Buddha looked scary, but the difference in spiritual pressure between the two sides was too great, and the huge body of the World-Destroying Buddha was actually knocked away by a single punch.

Yamabuki Ditang felt a pain in his arm, looked down, and saw that his hand was broken!

It's okay, it's just a minor injury!

He shook his palm lightly, and the fracture healed in an instant. It seemed that he had underestimated the power of the Buddha of Destruction.

However, the reason why the World-Destroying Buddha is so powerful is mainly because his eight magical instruments have various different abilities. Now that the instruments are sealed, only one tenth of his power remains.

Yamabuki Ditang stepped forward quickly, grabbed the Buddha's head and slammed it to the ground, then sprayed out many tiny tentacles from the palm of his hand, wrapped around the head of the World-Destroying Buddha, and let these tentacles crawl in through the mouth and eyes.

The eyes of the Buddha of Destruction suddenly became extremely frightened.

After all, he is not a real Buddha, he just looks like one!

"Game over! If you dare to resist again, I will suck you dry. Now you can go back to normal, right?" Yamabuki Ditang said coldly.

Seeing that his life was in danger, the bald man did not dare to continue to act tough and could only change back to his original appearance.

Yamabuki Detang also took back the world he created, and the two returned to their original world again.

"Now can you tell me why you stole my melons?" Shanbuki Ditang sat on the stone like a landlord.

"I'm greedy."

"You steal my things because you are greedy?" asked Yamabuki Ditang.

"I've already eaten, so do whatever you want."

Is this a broken jar?

"Then should we talk about how to compensate me for my losses?" Yamabuki Ditang said with a forced smile.

The bald man snorted coldly: "At worst, I can give you a watermelon."

Yamabuki Ditang smiled, but her smile was very strange. She reached out and gently placed her hand on his shoulder: "Watermelon? I don't want the watermelon, I want you!"

The bald man trembled all over, and his anus tightened at the same time. He was so scared that he rolled back several steps. "Wait, wait! At worst, I can buy you ten watermelons. Although I look rough, my sexual orientation is very normal. I'm a very traditional person and I won't mess around!"

"That's not up to you!" Shanchui Ditang tugged at his collar with a sly grin on his face. "Name!"

"Kyumen Jingyantetsu!"

"gender!"

"Can't you see?"

"I asked you about your gender."

"male."

"Do you have a stable job? If you don't have a stable job, how will you return my watermelon?" asked Yamabuki Ditang.

"I can go find a job..." Jiujiemian Jing Yantie said helplessly.

Yamabuki Detang immediately took out a flyer from his clothes and asked, "Can you tell me about the Gotei 13?"

"Hmm???" Kumen Jing Yantie looked at Yamabuki Ditang with a strange expression.

For a moment, I didn't understand what Yamabuki Ditang meant.

"Our Gotei 13 has high salaries and good benefits, including annual leave, two days off a week, insurance and accommodation. Would you consider it?" The smile on Yamabuki Detang's face instantly became very bright, with a hint of cunning.

Kumen Jing Yantie said in a very uncertain tone: "You have been fighting with me for such a long time, are you just trying to find me a job?"

"You are so smart, you see through it at a glance! As the saying goes, the end of the universe is the establishment, but now it's a direct recruitment by the boss, are you tempted?" asked Yamabuki Ditang.

Kumenai Entetsu, the first captain of the 9th Division of the Gotei 13, has a very distinctive appearance and can be easily spotted in a crowd.

After all, who in this day and age would knock out their teeth and get a bunch of big gold teeth?

Apart from the first generation captains of the Gotei 13 who have mental problems, no one else can do such a thing, right?

Kumenai Entetsu asked in an uncertain tone, "What if I refuse?"

Yamabuki Ditang's smile grew even brighter. "Don't you think the scenery around here is beautiful?"

“It’s really beautiful!”

"Is that a suitable place for your burial?"

"Okay, you don't have to say more. A real man cannot be defeated by force. How could I succumb to your tyranny? I just want to find a job! When will I start work?" Jiumen Jingyan asked righteously.

The ancients said that a real man is mighty and cannot bend, but the ancients also said that a real man can bend and stretch.

Isn't it just a formal job? What's the big deal?

Shanbuki Ditang smiled happily. He liked people who knew the times.

"Let's go! I'll take you to meet some new friends! Also, those guys you beat up just now are my brothers. Go and apologize to them later. You can't let me lose face!" said Shanbuki Ditang.

Jiumen Jingyantie sighed and said, "What kind of thing is this? He actually sacrificed himself for a watermelon! Isn't this too much of a loss?"

Just like that, the two of them walked towards Soul Society together.

ps: I suddenly realized that the recommendation is very low compared with the books of the same period. Is it because I update too fast that you don’t need to urge me to update and therefore don’t recommend it (manual dog head)

ps: I found that many book lovers read books in a skipping manner, and the subscriptions in the later parts are higher than those in the earlier parts, especially those involving Sese.

Chapter 223: How can a Death Costume be more important than a swimsuit?

"The matter has been resolved. Take the team members back to Soul Society." Yamabuki Detang sent a message to Unohana, and then he went back to the Gotei 13 to meet the captain-in-chief in front of Kumen Igetsu.

Yamamoto was still sitting in the lobby, practicing calligraphy calmly.

"Captain, I'm back and I've brought you another person!" Yamabuki Ditang briefly introduced Kumen Jing Entie.

Yamamoto didn't say anything, just nodded slightly and let Yamabuki Ditang arrange the next things himself.

Yamabuki Detang placed Kumeni Entetsu in the squad and temporarily served as the reserve captain of the 9th squad.

After settling Kumen Igetetsu, Yamabuki Detang went directly to Shutara Senjumaru's residence. Sure enough, Shutara Senjumaru was conceiving the prototype of the new Shikahaku suit. It seemed that it would take a long time to make the new Shikahaku suit.

As a result, he leaned over to take a look and found that there was a problem with the design of the new Death Costume!

This is too little fabric!

The new Death Tyrant suit is designed as armor. This is not some crappy games where the less you wear, the higher your defense.

Yamabuki Detang took another closer look and saw that her upper body was covered with a very revealing vest, similar in style to the underwear worn by girls during their puberty in later generations. It left her shoulders exposed and only covered her chest, with her lower abdomen and belly button also exposed.

The lower body is a pair of shorts that look very cool, and Shudorashi Senjumaru also carefully designed the lace!

"This...this isn't a new swimsuit you designed, is it?" Yamabuki Ditang complained. "Big sister, we're about to go to war. Do you know what war means? And you still have the energy to design a swimsuit?"

Shutara Senjumaru said confidently, "It'll be five months before the Quincies return, but summer will be over in two months. How can fighting compare to playing? I must design the swimsuit before summer is over. Didn't you just see Unohana or Kakashi Hatori wearing my swimsuits by the river?"

This……

When I think of Unohana's graceful figure and Kanotake Takeunsai's proud stature.

How could I not want to watch it!

"Well done, I fully support you." Yamabuki Ditang patted Shutara Senjumaru's shoulder vigorously.

"Also, I already have some ideas on how to improve the Death Hatchet. Don't worry, I can produce the finished product in a month at most." Shutara Senjumaru was very confident.

"I feel relieved if you say that. However, even if the swimsuit is produced, there must be enough publicity. Doesn't Saito Fuuma still owe me more than 20 working days? I have forgotten about this matter recently!" Yamabuki Ditang showed an evil smile on his face.

That afternoon, he mysteriously found Saito Bakutoshi with the latest swimsuit designed by Shutara Senjumaru.

Saito Fulaubushi was handling official business in his own Sixth Division. Seeing Yamabuki Ditang with a smirk on his face, he vaguely guessed that something was not going on.

"What are you doing here? It's working hours now. Is the 11th Division so idle?" Saito Fulau glared at Yamabuki Ditang.

Yamabuki Ditang smiled and walked behind Saito Fulaubushi, gently massaging her shoulders. "You're right. We're best comrades. I came to see if you have any problems. It's so hot out here, but I brought some snacks. Let's have some together!"

Yamabuki Detang invited the other members of the Sixth Division to come over for some snacks.