In Soul Society, I just want to retire

Saito Immortal feels like he might have to work until he dies. How can he be the captain of the Gotei 13 in this state?

All we can say is that Xiumu Yinling has been protected too perfectly by her family since she was a child. She has hardly ever encountered any danger and has never had any thoughts of being assassinated.

If this happened to any captain of the Gotei 13, they would immediately be alert if there was any movement while they were sleeping.

This is the foundation of the foundation.

"It seems that even if you pass the test, you still have to undergo systematic training." There was a sinister light in Yamabuki Ditang's eyes.

Training new people is my favorite thing.

"Good night!" Xia Ji covered Xiumu Yinling with the quilt and left quietly.

Early the next morning.

A slightly dim light shone on Xiumu Yinling's face. He slept very comfortably yesterday. When he woke up, he found that there was an extra quilt on his body.

It was a little cloudy outside today, and it looked like it would rain soon. Xiu Mu Yin Ling took a deep breath and decided to kill the Yachukas today no matter what.

He came to Xia Ji's room with a quilt in his arms, and when he knocked on the door gently, he found that there was no one in the room.

Kuchiki Ginling put the quilt on the bed and looked around, and found that Xia Ji had already gotten up and was chopping wood in the backyard, swinging her Zanpakuto!

Xia Ji was petite and her Zanpakuto was too big, making it very uncomfortable to use.

Xiumu Yinling hurried over to help.

"Let me help you. Thank you so much for last night! I'll be leaving soon. I will definitely repay you after I complete the task." Kuchiki Ginling said. As he spoke, he took the Zanpakuto in his hand, swung the knife casually, and the voltage instantly cut all the wooden blocks in front of him neatly in a cross shape.

Xia Ji stared at Xiu Mu Yin Ling's show of skill in amazement.

"How about... have breakfast before leaving? It looks like it's going to rain outside!" Xia Ji said in a low voice.

Xiumu Yinling originally wanted to refuse, but her stomach started to growl!

"Okay! Have breakfast before you go!"

Chapter 60: No matter how hard you try, you still can’t find it

"How about we have a simple breakfast?"

"I don't mind. I'm not picky about food."

Yamabuki Detang and Saito Fulaubushi are studying what to eat in the morning. They cannot treat themselves badly even when they are on a mission.

Yamabuki Detang ran to a small woods not far away. After a while, he caught a pheasant in one hand and held a beehive in the other.

After washing and peeling the pheasant, apply thick honey inside and out, sprinkle with salt and spices, wrap it in lotus leaves, apply yellow mud, and simmer it over the fire.

After prying open the yellow mud, the fragrance of lotus leaves combined with the sweetness of honey made Saito's appetite whetted.

"I finally understand why Unohana chose you as her husband! It's outrageous that you can fight, but you can also cook, and cook so deliciously! I've been eating in the team's cafeteria all these years." Saito Fulaubushi reached out and tore off half of the chicken, keeping half for himself and handing the other half to Yamabuki Ditang.

"That's nothing! Do you think I have wasted these past hundred years?" Shanbuki Ditang said proudly.

The three most important things in life are living, eating and sleeping, so Yamabuki Detang not only knows how to eat and cook, but also has a super comfortable bed at home.

"Come on! Let's see what they are eating!" Saito Fumaobusi quietly landed on the roof. The houses in these small villages were all built with wood, which often leaked on rainy days. Saito Fumaobusi looked inside quietly like a cat.

Xiumu Yinling was holding a bowl in her hand, which contained the most ordinary white porridge. There was also a small plate of pickles on the table, and half a salted duck egg for each person.

"There are salted eggs! I want to eat some too. I hope this little girl won't mind if I steal one?" Saito Fulaubusi whispered in Yamabuki Ditang's ear.

"Look at you, you're so useless that you eat salted duck eggs secretly. If you want to eat them, I'll pickle a jar for you when you get home! And even meat can't stop you from eating!" Shanchui Ditang said while gnawing on a chicken leg.

It's a bit cloudy outside today, it might rain, and the wind is chilly.

"Thank you for your hospitality." Xiumu Yinling said respectfully, "I will never forget your kindness. I still have a mission to complete, so I'm leaving now."

Xiumu Yinling originally wanted to leave something for the girl as a gift, but it had been stolen. After thinking about it, he took off the star-pulling clamp on his head and put it in Xia Ji's hand.

"This is a token I give you. If you have any trouble in the future, you can take this to the Kuchiki family to find me. I will do my best to help you." After saying this, Kuchiki Yinling picked up her knife and turned to leave.

Xia Ji looked at the Qianxing clamp in her hand with an embarrassed look on her face, but she was too embarrassed to refuse.

"You may not know that ordinary people cannot enter Soul Society... Forget it!" Xia Ji looked helpless.

Xiu Mu Yin Ling was walking on a country road. Where was she going to gather information?

Whether it is a battle between individuals or a war between nations, intelligence is crucial.

Without intelligence, one is like a blind man, groping around blindly.

Yamabuki Ditang recalled that when he was studying history, he learned about Huo Qubing's expedition to the desert and galloping across the north as if he was in an empty land. Many people jokingly said that Huo Qubing had a GPS navigation system and could shoot wherever he pointed.

In fact, the truth is that there were many surrendered Hun soldiers in Huo Qubing's team. These people were familiar with the terrain of Mobei. Huo Qubing relied on these surrendered Hun soldiers to pierce the Mobei royal court like a sharp knife, leaving the Huns with no power to fight back.

In comparison, the other two armies sent by the Han Dynasty... got lost, lost, and still lost!

I'm talking about you, Flying General Li Guang.

Closer to home.

As the successor trained by the top nobles, Xiumu Yinling has top-notch abilities in all aspects, there is no doubt about that. It's just that he suddenly came to an unfamiliar environment and doesn't understand anything around him. As long as he is given some time to get familiar with it, he will be able to integrate into it all quickly.

At this time, he saw a lot of people chatting under a big tree at the entrance of the village. No, judging from their expressions, it didn’t look like they were chatting, because people’s expressions would be relaxed when they were chatting, but these people’s expressions were very nervous.

Xiumu Yinling approached cautiously and listened to the conversation of the farmers in the village.

"I lost another one last night. This is the third one!"

"Is there a monster nearby?"

"Everyone should close the doors and windows tightly at night. Don't let the children go out!"

"What should I do?"

Listening to the villagers' words, Xiumu Yinling mustered up the courage to ask, "Excuse me, what are you talking about?"

The villagers then realized someone was approaching, and seeing Xiumu Yinling wearing aristocratic clothes, all of them showed hostility on their faces. Even though their lives had improved a lot, the hostility caused by the class gap would not be eliminated.

There must be a group of people who hold great power and do not treat the lower class as human beings.

For people at the bottom of society, as long as you are richer and more powerful than me, you are a bad person.

So when they saw a noble boy appear here, these farmers instinctively shut their mouths and looked at Xiu Mu Yin Ling with hatred.

"I am a member of the Gotei 13. May I ask what happened to the coroner? If you have any difficulties, I can help you solve them!" Kuchiki Ginling said in a gentle tone.

But even so, the peasants still did not believe him as a nobleman.

For the first time, Xiumu Yinling felt the hatred between the lower class and the nobles, which was completely different from what he learned from his teacher.

His teacher had always told him, "Ordinary people are grateful to the nobles because the five great nobles are the reason this world exists. People at the bottom of society admire the nobles as if they were gods!"

Teacher, you are lying.

"Everyone... everyone can trust him, he is a good man!" Xia Ji's voice came from behind.

Compared to Xiumu Yinling, these fellow villagers obviously trust Xia Ji more. She is a very beautiful and well-behaved girl who will lend a helping hand to anyone in need.

Since Xia Ji said so, the farmers had no choice but to tell the truth.

"This story started half a month ago. A little kid in the village told everyone that he saw a spider as big as a house. No one believed him at first, but he disappeared the next day. Then a kid disappeared every seven days, and yesterday was the third kid. We all suspect that there are monsters nearby." The farmers said worriedly.

Xiumu Yinling's heart was shocked. He hurriedly took out his mission scroll, opened it and saw that at the end of the mission scroll was a portrait of Yachukas, which was a huge spider.

This is what is called searching high and low for something in vain, yet finally finding it without any effort.

I got the target's information so easily!

Chapter 61: Women will affect my ability to draw a sword, but my wife can draw a sword faster

"Can you tell me a little more details? This matter is very important to me!" Xiu Mu Yin Ling's tone was a little anxious, but these farmers knew very little, and much of it was hearsay. What they said was already all the information they knew.

Although he didn't get much information, Xiumu Yinling felt a sense of accomplishment in his heart. This was the first time in his life that he had achieved success in something with his own strength.

"Don't worry, I will definitely find all the lost children." Xiumu Yinling said to the villagers.

The villagers all looked skeptical, and the parents who lost their children did not seem to be in a hurry.

Yamabuki Detang and Saito were on the big tree. He could understand the attitude of these parents because these children were not their biological children. After the death of humans, their souls would come to Soul Society, but Soul Society was too big. Not everyone could find their relatives in their lifetime. Some relatives might have been reincarnated as humans again, and some souls might have been killed and turned into spirit particles that would re-condense at some point. Therefore, many families in Soul Society were reconstituted families.

The father, mother and child come from three different families, so the concept of family affection naturally becomes less important, and there is nothing that can be done about it.

At this time, a middle-aged woman raised her hand and said, "I heard that the child who disappeared at the beginning saw a giant spider on the mountain over there. Maybe you can find the whereabouts of the spider on your body."

Xiumu Yinling was cheered up. He believed that it should be no problem to deal with an Achukas with his own strength.

Xia Ji came to the village entrance to deliver the rotten wood and silver bell.

"Thank you, you helped me again!" Xiumu Yinling said solemnly.

Xia Ji felt a little embarrassed: "It's just a small matter, don't worry about it. And if you don't want it, will you give it to the children? It all depends on you!"

Xiumu Yinling nodded heavily, and forced himself to turn around and leave without looking back. He was afraid that if he looked back he would not be able to leave.

He used to not believe in love at first sight. He thought so-called love was nothing more than a transaction of power and money, but now he believes it, because his heart is moved. Even though he knows that the two of them may never be together, he is still moved.

"This kid is in danger! Women will affect the speed at which he draws his sword!" Yamabuki Ditang said indifferently.

"Then why don't you get married!" Saito Furuobusi looked at him with contempt.

"Because my wife is also very fast in drawing her sword." Yamabuki Ditang looked calm. If a real fight broke out, the current Saito Fuuma would definitely not be able to defeat Unohana.

Looking at the young man walking away, Xia Ji felt a little confused. Perhaps after this separation, they would never meet again.

……

After entering the mountains, Xiumu Yinling's shortcoming of having no experience in wild survival was directly exposed. How could a young master who had been spoiled since childhood know how to survive in the wild?

The worst thing was that it started raining and the mountain road became increasingly muddy. Xiu Mu Yin Ling found that she couldn't even find a place to hide from the rain.

Moreover, the scope of this mountain is really too large. If one person searches it, it may take half a month to finish the search. Xiu Mu Yinling looked at the mountain in front of him and felt a little worried.

"Let's find a place to shelter from the rain first!" Xiu Mu Yin Ling used his instant steps and ran up the mountain for a while before finding a cave that could barely accommodate one person.

"Excuse me, is anyone there? If not, I'd like to go in!" Xiu Mu Yin Ling asked very politely, and only went in after making sure that there was no one in the cave.

Yamabuki Detang and Saito Fulaubusi followed quietly behind.

"And I'm getting wet in the rain! The rain is what I hate the most!" Saito Furuobushi's coat was soaked through. He wanted to take it off and dry it. He turned around and stared at Yamabuki Ditang fiercely: "Don't you dare peek, or I'll beat you up!"

"You can rest assured about this. My wife is prettier than you, and her figure is better than yours!" Yamabuki Ditang said calmly.

Saito the Immortal gnashed his teeth and drew his Zanpakutō: "Crush him, Shattered Wolf Fang!"

"Wait, wait, don't be angry, I was just joking. Why did you release your Zanpakutō? Your mental pressure has been discovered!" Yamabuki Ditang said hurriedly.

"So what if we're discovered? You're the one who's in charge of the surveillance, not me."

"Okay, okay, I admit that you have a great figure! After all, it's rare to see a loli who is two to three hundred years old." Yamabuki Ditang hurriedly raised his hands in surrender, then turned his back to Saito. Saito took off his wet coat and put on new clothes.

"By the way, Saito, I have a question for you. How did you become blind in that eye? With our current medical technology, we can definitely cure that eye!" Yamabuki Ditang came over and reached out to grab Saito's eyepatch.

"Wait..." Saito Fuumaobushi shouted, but it was too late. The eyepatch had been pulled off, and there was a completely normal eye underneath.

"...So it's for fashion? What kind of obsession is this? Wearing an eyepatch for over a hundred years?" Yamabuki Ditang let go without hesitation, and under the reaction of the elastic band of the eyepatch, the eyepatch bounced hard on Saito's immortal eyes.

"Ah! It hurts! Are you sick? What does my dressing have to do with you?" Saito Fu Lao Bu Shi covered his eyes and said, "Don't you think wearing an eye patch is really cool? I heard that some pirates in the West wear eye patches! It makes them look more impressive when they rob people!"

"Haha!" Yamabuki Ditang shouldn't have reasoned with him. Among the first generation of thirteen captains, few had normal brains.

It seems like I’m not normal either!

"Okay, I won't mess with you anymore. You should have felt something unusual in this mountain, right?" Saito Bulaobusi said while rubbing his eyes.

"Yes, indeed. It seems the difficulty of the test is going to increase!" Yamabuki Ditang looked at the rolling mountains before him. "But this is what makes it interesting."

"A-choo!" Xiumu Yinling sneezed loudly in the cave. She had just drunk a bowl of porridge in the morning. It was already afternoon when she walked into the mountains. As expected, she was hungry again.

But in populated areas, at least I can still shamelessly ask for something to eat. Where can I get food in this deep mountain forest?

In fact, with Xiu Mu Yin Ling's ability, it is easy to catch small animals and he will never starve to death.

But with his survival skills, what's the point even if he's caught?

He can't cook!

"No, there's no point in fighting on an empty stomach!" Xiu Mu Yin Ling cast his eyes on the sparrow perched on the branch. Although the sparrow was small, it was still meat!

"I'm sorry to have to let you suffer for the test of killing Daxu!" Xiu Mu Yin Ling picked up two stones and knocked the sparrows down from the tree.

Sparrow: You are amazing, you are so noble!