In Soul Society, I just want to retire

"Don't be too happy, I haven't even mentioned your shortcomings yet! Your shortcoming is that you're too kind, and therefore lack sufficient judgment. Thankfully, we're in peacetime. If this were wartime, I would never let you sit in the captain's position, because that wouldn't be recognition of you, I'd definitely be harming you. You might not survive two hours on the battlefield!" Shanbuki Ditang's voice gradually grew colder. "Kindness is never wrong, but kindness without principles is more terrifying than evil. Do you know how I evaluated you in the previous assessment? You're useless except for your fighting ability!"

Xiu Mu Yin Ling was so embarrassed that she wished she could find a place to hide.

"But this can't be entirely your fault. The Kuchiki family protected you too well, and you have no idea what a treacherous heart is. The elders in the family want to better control you, so of course they hope you are as innocent and kind as possible." Yamabuki Toto said, "But now you are the captain of the 6th Division of the Gotei 13. It's not okay to have that kind of naive kindness."

There was a trace of struggle on Xiumu Yinling's face.

"Okay, let me ask you a question." Yamabuki Ditang took out a wooden stick, which was broken into five pieces and neatly arranged in a row.

"You are now controlling a speeding carriage. Five people are tied to the left side of the road, while only one person is tied to the right side. You can only choose one of two options: kill the five people and save that one person, or kill the one person and save the five!"

Classic trolley problem.

A test of humanity and ethics.

The most fundamental point of this issue is that life is priceless and should not be traded.

The lives of five people are as important as the life of one person, so this has been a debate throughout history.

"How to choose!" Yamabuki Ditang looked at Xiumu Yinling with a smile on his face.

"This... no matter what choice I make, someone's going to die, right?" Xiumu Yinling showed an embarrassment on his face. Although he knew this was just a virtual game, he simply couldn't bring himself to choose an innocent person to die. "If it were you, what would you choose?"

Yamabuki Detang, the lone person, was rescued and placed together with the other five people.

A gleam of light flashed in Xiumu Yinling's eyes. Is the Chief of Staff trying to tell me that as long as I have the strength, I can break the rules?

Then Yamabuki Ditang controlled the carriage and drove over the six people.

"..." Xiumu Yinling was completely speechless. After a long while, she managed to utter, "Are you a pervert?"

Yamabuki Ditang knocked Xiumu Yinling hard on the head. "How can you talk like that? You're the pervert, your whole family is perverted! What I want to tell you is not to be held hostage by those meaningless morals. As long as you have no morals and no compassion, you won't feel bad no matter what choice you make. After all, it's not you and me who will die."

Xiumu Yinling fell silent again, and after a long while, she managed to utter a few words with difficulty: "I kind of regret leaving my grandson to you to educate in the future!"

"Pa!" Yamabuki Ditang slapped him on the back of the head again. "Don't regret this. And remember, being too kind and too considerate of others will only make your life very tiring. Be selfish when you need to be."

Take the previous marriage between Xiumu Yinling and Xia Ji for example. Xiumu Yinling is the strongest in the Xiumu family, and as the head of the family, he has the highest power.

But he was controlled by the elders of the family.

He can obviously solve all problems with the most stringent means.

"Okay, come with me! Let's start the first lesson." Yamabuki Detang took Kuchiki Ginling out of Soul Society and came to Rukongai.

"Do you have any money on you? And hand over all the things you had!" said Yamabuki Ditang.

Xiumu Yinling very obediently put the purse, jade pendant and some previous things into Shanbuki Ditang's hands.

"Have you handed them all over?" asked Yamabuki Ditang.

Xiumu Yinling nodded vigorously and shook her clothes to show that she had nothing hidden.

Before he could finish shaking his clothes, Yamabuki Ditang slapped him on the back of the head.

"Stupid. Why don't you keep some for yourself? Financial resources are also a kind of power. How can you hand it all over to other people? When you marry Xia Ji in the future, you won't even be able to hide your private money!" Shanchui Ditang said with disappointment.

Xiumu Yinling covered the back of her head, feeling so aggrieved.

"Now, the first task I give you is to gather intelligence. I have spread a very important piece of information in Rukongai. Of course, I will not tell you what this information is. I want you to find it out yourself!" said Yamabuki Ditang.

Xiumu Yinling took a deep breath when she thought about how embarrassed she was in the previous assessment because of the intelligence problem.

"Remember, the more people there are and the more mixed the place is, the easier it is to gather information. That's all I have to say. You can figure it out yourself! I'll take this money and go have a drink!" Yamabuki Ditang gently threw the purse in his hand up, and suddenly Xiumu Yinling snatched his purse back in an instant.

Chapter 72: The most embarrassing thing in my life

"You can take it away, but you didn't say you won't let me snatch it, right?" Xiu Mu Yin Ling said lightly. He had already figured out the Chief of Staff's thinking and he must not follow his wishes.

"Oh, sure, you catch on pretty quickly! Boy, let me tell you one more thing, the martial arts world is not about fighting and killing, it's about human relationships and worldly wisdom. Give me the money obediently, or I'll let Saito tell me, Xia Ji, that not only do you grind your teeth, fart, and snore when you sleep, you're also a pedophile! You like Xia Ji just because she's petite!" Yamabuki Ditang said calmly.

"You're talking nonsense!" Kuchiki Ginling's face flushed red. "As the chief of staff of the Gotei 13, how can you talk nonsense?"

"Because I am shameless! You can also be shameless, then I can't do anything to you!" Yamabuki Ditang said with a smile on his face.

Xiumu Yinling felt that the tall and majestic image of the General Staff was quickly collapsing in her mind. He actually said such words with confidence and without even blushing!

Under the pressure, he had no choice but to hand over the money with both hands.

"That's right!" Yamabuki Ditang took the money and left with a smile.

After Yamabuki Ditang disappeared, Xiumu Yinling suddenly opened her palm, revealing several coins.

"Can't I just hide some of it?" Xiu Mu Yin Ling threw the money in his hand lightly up, and then caught it in his hand.

"To gather intelligence?" Xiumu Yinling knew that Yamabuki Ditang's guidelines were correct, and that she was indeed lacking in this area.

The places with the heaviest traffic are taverns and teahouses. These places gather people from all walks of life and the information is the most complicated.

"But I don't know what kind of news that bastard spread." Xiu Mu Yin Ling took a few copper coins in her hand and went to a teahouse not far away. She ordered a pot of the cheapest tea and drank it slowly there.

After Xiumu Yinling left, Yamabuki Ditang stood upstairs and looked at Xiumu Yinling with a smile. This boy learned very quickly. At this moment, he suddenly smelled a strange fragrance. It was not the perfume on a girl's body, but the strong aroma from food. Just by smelling it, Yamabuki Ditang felt saliva starting to secrete in his mouth.

"I originally thought that my cooking skills were unmatched in the world! There is actually someone whose cooking skills are better than mine. Whose subordinate is this!" Yamabuki Ditang directly turned on the free-range mode, letting Xiumu Yinling play over there by herself, and he followed the scent.

Let’s not talk about Yamabuki Ditang for now, but Xiumu Yinling was caught in an even more embarrassing situation.

Originally, the boss saw Xiumu Yinling wearing the clothes of a nobleman and thought that a distinguished guest had come. However, Xiumu Yinling only ordered a pot of the cheapest tea, and he couldn't help but roll his eyes!

Xiu Mu Yin Ling's head was almost hanging down under the table. When had he ever been looked down upon like this?

"That bastard staff officer! How dare he spread rumors like that to slander me in front of Xia Ji!" Xiu Mu Yin Ling looked at the copper coins in her hand. Is that a lot? Not much!

He didn't dare hide too much in front of Shanchui Ditang. What if he was exposed?

He could only drink tea here, until he was almost sick! He hadn't eaten anything last night or this morning, and his stomach was sour. He didn't know if the money he had was enough to buy some snacks.

Perhaps in order to attract more customers, around 10:00 p.m., two people appeared in the teahouse and performed crosstalk. In that era, there were very few entertainment activities, and a large group of people gathered when they heard someone performing crosstalk here.

When there are more people, they will inevitably buy some melon seeds and snacks, and the teahouse's business will improve accordingly.

Those who come to the teahouse to listen to crosstalk will occasionally chat in low voices.

Xiu Mu Yin Ling pricked up her ears.

"Have you heard? A little devil appeared in Zaraki District. He's as strong as a monster! He drags a strange-shaped sword and slashes at everyone he sees. The security there is now very good!"

"I heard that kid called himself something or other, but I can't remember!"

Xiumu Yinling held a small pen in her hand and recorded the information in her little notebook.

"Has there been any monster in the Zaraki District? Do you want to go and see it when the time comes?" Kuchiki Ginling's face was full of curiosity.

Just as I finished recording this news, someone next to me whispered, "A few days ago, I saw a group of death gods going to the human world. When they came back, they were carrying human heads. I saw it clearly. They must be living people who have come to the human world!"

"That's impossible? Aren't Death Gods meant to kill Hollows? How could they kill a living person?"

"Why don't you believe me? I saw it clearly, and those Death Gods were also injured. I clearly saw that one person was injured!"

"How dare you say such things? Aren't you afraid of being killed to silence you?"

"I'm not afraid of anything, so this is nothing!"

Xiumu Yinling was even more puzzled. Why would the God of Death kill a living person? The God of Death's duty was to kill the Hollows to prevent them from devouring too many souls and causing the collapse of the Three Realms.

He vaguely felt that this information seemed very important, and hurriedly wrote it down on paper.

At this time, the crosstalk actor on the stage threw out a joke, which caused everyone to burst into laughter. After the laughter, the scene was quiet for a moment.

Xiumu Yinling continued to drink her tea, but she had drunk too much and the taste was gone in her mouth.

Then a little girl came over with a tray in her hand and a smile on her face. The customers took out their copper coins and threw them into the tray. Xiumu Yinling then realized that this crosstalk show was also charged.

Xiu Mu Yin Ling looked at the only two copper coins left in her hand, and reluctantly threw one of them into the tray.

For the first time in his life, he realized how important money was.

A moment later, whispers were heard from the crowd again.

"Did you know? A restaurant recently opened in Rukongai. The food there is super delicious. And the restaurant is run by a beautiful young girl!"

"is it?"

"And I heard that someone tried to dine and dash, and ended up getting beaten up badly by this little girl!"

Xiu Mu Yin Ling shook her head slightly. There was no need to remember such trivial matters.

……

Yamabuki Ditang followed the smell and came to a restaurant.

At first, Yamabuki Ditang thought it was just an ordinary restaurant, but when he arrived, he found that not only was the restaurant packed, but there were also many people queuing outside the restaurant, at least a hundred people.

Yamabuki Ditang never expected that the business here would be so booming.

Yamabuki Ditang quietly came into the restaurant and found a young girl stir-frying dishes in the kitchen.

This is a girl with a very hot body, who looks no more than fifteen or sixteen years old, but among the many girls that Yamabuki Detang knows, only Kakuto Batunsai can compete with her.

What’s even more special is that she actually has pink hair.

Yamabuki Ditang's heart was slightly shocked. This dress, this figure, this superb cooking skills...

You can't go wrong.

The future master of Squad Zero's Wakatsune-don, Kiryu Hikifune, known as the "King of the Valley".

Chapter 73: Hikifune Kiryu

Yamabuki Ditang wanted to find a place to sit down, but there was no room left in the restaurant.

"Why are you cutting in line? Don't you see so many people are queuing? Do you have any sense of public morality?" Several people in the queue behind pulled Yamabuki Ditang out to queue. Yamabuki Ditang had no choice but to queue obediently. However, according to this queueing method, he might not be able to have a meal even after dark.

Of course, the most important thing now is not to eat, but to meet this Hikifune Kiryu.

At this time, Hikifune Kiryu was still very young and her figure had not changed. She had a slim waist, long legs, and a hot body. Perhaps some people did not come just for the food.

After about two hours, Yamabuki Detang finally arrived at the restaurant. Hikifune Kiryu's forehead was covered in sweat from his busy work, but he said with a smile, "Excuse me, sir, what would you like to eat?"

"I want you." Yamabuki Ditang said straight to the point.

How could I possibly let go of such a talent?

But what greeted Yamabuki Ditong was a huge rice spoon, which was taller than a person, and smashed into Yamabuki Ditong's face like a Green Dragon Crescent Blade.

"You're a hooligan! Humph!" Hikifune Kiryu snorted coldly. He had never been afraid of anyone in a fight.

Yamabuki Ditang searched his nose, but nothing happened. Now he himself didn't know if he could break through his own defense, let alone the fledgling Hikifune Kirio.

"Girl, please don't misunderstand me. You misunderstood what I meant. I want to invite you to my house..." Before Yamabuki Detang could finish her words, Hikifune Kiryu's big rice spoon came down again.

Not only that, the guests around also started to make noises: "Are you here for dinner? If not, don't delay us from watching the game... Pah, you're delaying our dinner."

We are all in the same boat, how dare you criticize me?

Yamabuki Ditang looked at these uncles with contempt.

"I've already told you that you misunderstood what I meant. I'm a member of the Gotei 13, and I'm inviting you to join the Gotei 13." Yamabuki Detang finally finished saying this sentence.

"Huh? Why did the Gotei 13 invite me as a chef? Are you asking me to cook at your place?" Hikifune Kiryu didn't understand the situation.

"I don't think you are a member of the Gotei 13, Ms. Kiryu. Don't worry about him, let's cook first! I like the way you cook the most." The uncles around unanimously agreed with this statement.

Do you guys just like watching people cook? I'm embarrassed to expose you, you're just coveting other people's bodies, you're so despicable!

Hikifune Kiryu glared coldly at Yamabuki Detang, then skipped back to the kitchen to continue cooking.

It seems that he completely regarded Yamabuki Detang as a liar.

Yamabuki Ditang was not in a hurry either. He sat in the corner and looked through the menu. He did not suppress his spiritual pressure, with the intention of deliberately attracting Kuchiki Ginling.

Time passed by bit by bit, and the sky gradually darkened. Kuchiki Ginling felt the spiritual pressure of Yamabuki Detang and rushed over with an empty stomach.

"It smells so good!" Xiumu Yinling smelled the aroma of food before he even got close. When he arrived at the store, he found that Yamabuki Ditang had already prepared a large table of food for him.

"These... are all for me to eat?" Xiumu Yinling hurried over to sit down after seeing Shanbuki Ditang. He was so hungry that his chest was sticking to his back.

Yamabuki Ditang smiled and said, "If you want to eat, that's fine, but you have to tell me what important information you've gathered today."

Xiumu Yinling suppressed her hunger and told all the information she had gathered today.

This includes the appearance of a very powerful person in the Zaraki District, and the sight of the Grim Reaper killing living people.

When hearing the second piece of information, Yamabuki Ditang's brows raised, but quickly returned to normal, and Xiumu Yinling did not notice anything unusual.