In Soul Society, I just want to retire

Fuzhu didn't know what to do. Before he could make a move, these three righteous men beat his teammates until they were black and blue.

And Ukitake had no intention of killing them directly. If he could capture them alive, they would definitely provide very useful information.

At this time, black shadows flashed all around, and Feng Yuan brought the secret mobile team and rushed over at the fastest speed, surrounding the place.

"Deputy Captain Fuzhu, how are you? Are you not hurt?" Feng Yuan asked.

Ukitake shook his head slightly, then picked up the unconscious boy. The boy needed immediate treatment, otherwise his life would be in danger.

Chapter 185: Isn’t this bullying an honest person?

"Take them all back and hand them over to the criminal police for interrogation later!" Ukitake Jushiro didn't expect that the incident would be solved so easily. Now he can go back and report. The captain must be very happy, right?

After Fuzhu and Fengyuan left with the seriously injured boy and the three captured losers, two men in white appeared behind them.

"Don't we need to rescue those three losers? If they tell the secret..."

"You said they are three losers, are they worth our rescue? Moreover, they haven't touched the core of the secret at all, so there is no need to worry. Besides, these Shinigami are all powerful. If a fight really breaks out, do you think the two of us can escape unscathed?" A man in a white robe stared coldly at the Shinigami who were leaving. His greatest advantage was self-knowledge. He was very clear about the power that Ukitake had just unleashed. The Quincy today is far inferior to before, and there is almost no high-end combat power. Two or three big and small fish together may not be enough for Ukitake to beat alone.

Why save anyone in this situation? Just being able to survive is a blessing.

"I didn't expect Soul Society to react so quickly. Tell everyone that the experiments will be temporarily suspended. We will restart them when this matter is completely over." said the man in white robe. In addition, many Quincies have died in order to conduct these experiments, and dissenting voices have appeared within the group. If they continue, they will fall apart due to infighting among themselves before they can be completely wiped out by the Shinigami. The loss will outweigh the gain.

Just like that, the two of them left Soul Society mysteriously.

Ukitake Jushiro asked Feng Yuan to escort the three losers and lock them up first, then he took the boy to the Fourth Division for rescue, and finally he came to Yamabuki Detang's office.

As soon as he came in, Ukitake Jushiro said in a cheerful tone: "Teacher, this matter has been investigated clearly, mission accomplished!"

But when I opened the door to Yamabuki Ditang's office and looked inside, there was no one there. Was the teacher slacking off again?

At this time, the other staff officers said, "I just saw the Chief of Staff go to the 13th Division. What's going on?"

Hearing his colleague say this, Fuzhu's heart skipped a beat.

Could it be that the captain's body can no longer hold on?

Otherwise, why would the teacher go to the 13th Division!

Fuzhu no longer had time to think about it. His biggest wish now was not to let the captain die with regrets. He wanted to tell the captain and the teacher the news that he had completed the captain's broken heart.

So he didn't dare to waste even a second on the way. He rushed into the captain's office and opened the door fiercely.

"Captain, how are you..." Ukitake froze in place before he could finish his words.

I saw the old man Nigu Caizang toasting with Yamabuki Ditang and Saito Fulaubusi, holding a wine glass in one hand and a beef leg in the other, gnawing on it with his mouth full of oil and laughing heartily. He looked so confident that he didn't look like a seriously ill patient at all.

"Captain? Your health..." Ukitake asked in shock. After all, Nigu Caizang had looked so sick just a few days ago, how could he suddenly be so full of life? Was this a medical miracle?

Nigu Caizang's action of gnawing on the meat froze in place. He didn't expect Fuzhu to come back so soon.

Yamabuki Ditang asked calmly, "Mission accomplished?"

Ukitake still couldn't figure out what was going on, so he could only follow his teacher's lead. "The mission's been accomplished. Several Quincies are still researching the Sacred Body... but it seems they can't fully control this power yet... No, these issues aren't important now, are they? Why is the captain so healthy? He was vomiting blood, and I thought he wouldn't last a day. Why did he recover so quickly?"

Ukitake went into a frantic complaining mode.

Yamabuki Ditang said calmly, "It's just a minor cold. How long do you plan to let me treat him?"

"A minor cold? Why is it a minor cold? Teacher, your tone was obviously strange at that time... That was clearly what you said to the family of a terminally ill patient. You told the captain to eat whatever he wanted and told us not to get angry and just go along with his wishes..." Fuzhu questioned.

"That's right! If you have a cold, of course you have to eat something good to replenish your energy. Only if you are in a good mood can you recover faster. Is there anything wrong with what I said? It's obvious that you misunderstood what I meant. Why are you coming here to blame me now? Come and have a drink together! Captain Ukitake~" Yamabuki Ditang deliberately lengthened his voice.

From the moment he completed the trial mission, Ukitake Jushiro became the true captain of the 13th Division.

Although Fuzhu looks calm at ordinary times, he is very smart. He knows very well that these bastards are clearly bullying honest people!

I've been so honest, yet you still try to cheat me and attack me...

You people have a very bad conscience.

Why do you treat the captain position like a hot potato? Isn't being the captain the dream of every reaper?

Ni Gu Cai Zang has stopped pretending now. I'm going to be honest. I'm in great health and I enjoy eating everything. In fact, on the night he pretended to be sick, when Shijima Chigiri and others came to see him, their poor acting skills had already been exposed. After all, if he didn't tell the truth, the 40-centimeter-long silver needle would pierce his brain. Ni Gu Cai Zang had no moral bottom line and told the whole story directly.

The four of them had a drink together happily.

That's why when Fuzhu went to work the next day, he smelled alcohol in the office.

Ukitake couldn't cry or laugh. These people really put a lot of effort into making him the captain of the 13th Division.

Who could have imagined that five former captains would team up to deceive him. Who could have anticipated such a huge scam?

"But...it's great that the captain is fine!" Ukitake said with a look of relief on his face.

This child is so innocent that it makes the adults feel guilty.

Damn it, we actually teamed up to cheat such a kind child!

The next day, Nigu Caizang's retirement application was handed to the captain. Look carefully, it's not resignation but retirement.

In other words, Nikotsu Saizo is very likely to be the first person from the Gotei 13 to successfully retire.

"I disagree! Absolutely not! I won't allow anyone to retire before me!" Yamabuki Ditang was so jealous that she was about to burst into pieces.

"I reject your objection. Nigushi Saizo has made all the contributions and worked hard for the Gotei 13. He deserves this retirement!" The captain-in-chief waved his hand, and Nigushi Saizo successfully retired.

Chapter 186: I can’t envy you

Originally, Yamabuki Ditang and Nigu Caizang were on the same front, but because of a little bit of jealousy, the two immediately became mortal enemies.

Haha, what an ugly human nature!

"Captain~~ I'm not the only one who needs to retire. How about you approve my retirement application as well? At worst, you can just rehire me!" Yamabuki Ditang still hasn't forgotten that he's been carrying a system for almost three hundred years. Does this guy really have to wait until the day he successfully retires before he can be fully activated?

This is too outrageous.

"The retirement application is rejected. Don't always think about retirement at such a young age. Look at how old you are? You are not even three hundred years old. Look at me, I am almost three thousand years old, and I am still sticking to my post! You should learn more from me." Captain Yamamoto burned the retirement application to ashes without hesitation. Are you kidding? Who will do these jobs if you leave?

You can't push all these tasks onto a three thousand year old man like me.

Yamabuki Ditang returned to his office with a listless look on his face. "I just want to retire, why is it so difficult? Why is the whole world against me?"

How many floors does a bag of rice need to be carried?

A bag of rice has to be carried to the second floor!

Even though I kept complaining, I still had to go to class.

Nikotsu Saizo became the first member of the Gotei 13 to successfully receive a pension.

The old man was extremely happy. He could get money without doing any work. His biggest worry every day was how to spend this generous pension within a month and then collect it next month.

In this kind of situation, naturally some people are happy while others are sad.

Ni Gu Cai Zang was extremely happy, but someone was unhappy.

Shikatori Bayunsai looked at the pile of work in front of him, stretched out his slender fingers and rubbed his temples. Where did Kyoraku go to slack off again?

Look how capable their vice-captain is?

Not only can he help the captain share the work, but he can even take over directly at critical moments.

Look at you, you leave all the difficult work to me and then go out to slack off.

Comparing people to each other can really piss people off.

Luqu Bayunsai sighed deeply, his chest circumference fluctuating with his breathing.

Although almost three hundred years have passed, Lu Quba Yunzhai's appearance has not changed much, just like a girl of seventeen or eighteen who has grown into twenty years old.

"Where's Kyoraku? Call him back for me. There are so many tasks waiting for him to handle. Tell him to stop disappearing from me. He was so cute and hardworking when he was a child. How come he has become so lazy when he grows up? He's so similar to his teacher!" Shikatori Bayunsai's head hurt even more when he thought of Yamabuki Detang.

Not long after, Kyoraku Shunsui was called back by the members of the 8th Division.

But when he came back, he smelled of alcohol and the unique scent of powder on girls.

Lu Quba Yunzhai covered his nose with displeasure: "Why are you drinking on the job again? Believe it or not, I'll dock your salary."

Kyoraku Shunsui doesn't care about his salary at all. After all, his family is a noble family. How many nobles have you seen working for that little salary?

"Captain! You have already deducted my salary until next month. Why don't you just deduct the rest of my salary for the next two months?" Kyoraku Shunsui said with a smile.

Meeting such a deputy captain, Lu Quba Yunzhai felt a headache.

Suddenly, she revealed a very solemn expression, staring straight at Kyoraku Shunsui: "Kyoraku, I actually have something very important to tell you. I am about to die, and I want you to take over the position of captain of the 8th Division."

"Ni Gu Cai Zang used this trick not long ago! It doesn't work on me. If you die, Captain, I will be very sad and offer a bouquet of flowers on your grave! Rest in peace!" Kyoraku Shunsui said with a smile.

Lu Quba Yunzhai was so angry at his own vice-captain that he lost all his temper.

Kyoraku Shunsui is now much stronger than he was more than a hundred years ago. He is fully qualified to be the captain and has even learned Bankai. He is only stronger than Ukitake of the same period.

"There's no other way. I can only use my ultimate move! Kyoraku, let's play rock-paper-scissors. If I lose, I will voluntarily abdicate. If you win, you will take over as captain of the 8th Division. How about it?" Shikatori Takeunsai said seriously.

"It's disadvantageous to me no matter how you look at it, right? If I become captain, I won't be able to slack off happily. It's not easy to find a smart, beautiful, and capable vice-captain." Kyoraku Shunsui said frivolously, "If I ever become captain, my vice-captain must be a beautiful woman."

Lu Qu Bayunzhai no longer had the energy to complain. He rubbed his temples with his hands. It was true that a master would produce his apprentice in the same way as a master. Do you all regard slacking off as the goal of your life?

"No, if I keep going like this, I might end up staying in this position until I die. How about a complete stunt, fake my own death, give away the captaincy, and then resurrect perfectly!"

"Captain, you accidentally said what was in your heart! This method is useless to me. The biggest reason why I come out to work is that I don't want to be nagged by the old man at home, so I don't care about salary or anything like that. By the way, Captain, how about I treat everyone to dinner tonight?" Kyoraku Shunsui looked at the team members with a smile.

Although his vice-captain often slacks off, he is still very good to his subordinates, which makes him very popular in the Eighth Division.

This time, Lu Quba Yunzhai really felt a headache. He stretched out his slender white index finger and gently rubbed his temple. He felt dizzy and a strong sense of dizziness exploded from his brain.

"Pfft!"

Lu Quba Yunzhai lay straight on the table, and there was a "bang" sound between his head and the table.

"Captain? I've already told you that these little tricks won't work on me. I will never accept the position of captain no matter what!" Kyoraku Shunsui said with a smile.

But Lu Quba Yunzhai did not make any sound.

"Captain? Stop pretending. Tricks like that won't work on me. Captain?" Kyoraku Shunsui gently nudged his captain with his scabbard, but there was no response.

It was at this time that Kyoraku Shunsui felt that something seemed wrong.

"Captain? Captain! Something's wrong!" Kyoraku Shunsui hurriedly reached out and gently helped the man up, but found that Shikatori Takeunsai had gone into shock.

The other members of the 8th Division also began to panic.

"Oh no, hurry up and send the captain to the Fourth Division! Hurry!" Kyoraku Shunsui shouted, and two team members carried out the stretcher as quickly as possible and sent Kanatori Takeunsai to the Fourth Division for examination.

Chapter 187: The Fallen Deer Takes the Cloud House

Shikatori Bayunsai fell without any warning, and the entire 8th Division fell into chaos.

Fortunately, Kyoraku Shunsui was there to keep the situation under control at this time.

The members of the 8th Division hurriedly took out a stretcher and carried Shikatori Bayunsai to the 4th Division for rescue.

"Get out of the way! Get out of the way! Where is Captain Unohana? Where is Captain Unohana!" Kyoraku Shunsui shouted. The other patients looked over here with curiosity, and their faces changed when they saw Kanohara Takeunsai lying on the stretcher.

At the same time, the doctors from the Fourth Division also came out in a hurry.

The person rushing in front was none other than Kamishiro Kawa.

"Calm down. What happened? Are you injured? Do you need surgery?" Kamiyokawa asked calmly.

Everyone ignored Kamishirokawa and asked, "Why are you so keen on performing surgery on people?"

After hearing the noise, Unohana hurried out and saw that Shikatori Batunsai had completely lost consciousness, and immediately started to rescue him.

Kamishirokawa watched from the side like a human machine, unable to help in any way. It was not until Unohana brought Kanoko Takeunsai to the intensive care unit that Kamishirokawa whispered, "Kyōraku, what happened?"

Kyoraku Shunsui's face was solemn, and that cynical look was no longer visible.

"The captain said she was seriously ill, and I thought she was joking, but I didn't expect..." Kyoraku Shunsui felt very guilty.

Shinigami are also human beings, but humans are made up of atoms, while Shinigami are made up of spirit particles. They can also get sick and age, but most Shinigami with strong spiritual pressure rarely get sick.

The rescue lasted for two hours, and Unohana walked out of the intensive care unit. When Kyoraku Shunsui saw Unohana's expression, his heart trembled, because in his impression, Unohana had always been a very gentle person, but now there was no trace of a smile on Unohana's face, only solemnity.

Kyoraku Shunsui had already prepared for the worst.

"Team member Kamishirokawa, go to the General Staff Headquarters immediately and call over Yamabuki Detang, and tell him that no matter what work he has on hand, he must come immediately. It's urgent." Unohana said.

Kamishirokawa didn't dare to delay and headed to the General Staff Headquarters as quickly as possible.

After hearing Unohana's words, Kyoraku Shunsui breathed a sigh of relief, which meant that his captain was still alive at this time.