In Soul Society, I just want to retire

This deepened his determination to win over Yamabuki Ditang.

What if you can't beat them? If you can't beat them, just join them. It's not something to be ashamed of.

Besides, my ultimate goal is to reform Soul Society. With such a lofty and great goal, it should be no problem to win over two teammates, right?

Even though his teacher had done a lot, it was still not enough for the overall situation of Soul Society.

You have done enough, leave the rest to me!

Chapter 101: Boy, it’s time for dinner

Liu Che Quanxi sat in Yamabuki Ditang's house in fear.

He had subconsciously imagined this place as a devil's den.

You never know where a big devil might pop up and make him wash it clean and then make it into skewers.

Just like you would treat a hare yourself.

However, what he imagined did not happen. He was greeted by an older sister who looked gentle.

At this time, the elder sister was pouring tea for him.

Kensei Muguruma didn't know the tea ceremony, so he took the tea carefully. He thought this was his last dinner.

"Um...what flavor do you like? Steamed! Braised! Or grilled?" Liu Che Quanxi asked cautiously.

Unohana looked at the child in front of her and smiled as brightly as the sun: "I like spicy food."

Kenshi Rokuguruma felt that this world was hopeless. Such a beautiful elder sister actually ate people, and she had to marinate them before eating them.

"Come on! Do it! I won't scream!" Liu Che Quanxi closed his eyes tightly.

"Are you hungry? Do you want me to cook something for you?" Unohana asked with a puzzled look.

She still didn't know what happened between Kensei Muguruma and Detang Yamabuki.

At this moment, Yamabuki Ditang opened a wormhole in the middle of the living room and came back from the office.

Ever since he developed wormhole technology, he's even too lazy to walk.

This thing is faster than flying.

Not only that, the development of wormholes is of strategic significance.

Yamabuki Ditang remembered that a long time ago, before he became the god of death, he had watched a domestic cartoon called The Heroes Company.

The demons in the anime turned the wormhole upside down.

The top combat force of the human camp was pressed to the ground and rubbed madly.

Therefore, it is a waste to use the wormhole as a tool for running errands. We should study it carefully and find a way to turn it into a tool of war.

For example, if you are in Soul Society and the enemy suddenly appears in the real world, you can simply open a wormhole here and attack across the two worlds.

And it can be turned on and off at will.

It’s really awesome just to think about it.

Of course, it is still impossible for Yamabuki Detang to perform such a difficult calculation now. We have to wait until the technology becomes more mature in the future.

"I'm hungry. What are we having for dinner tonight?" Yamabuki Ditang asked his wife.

Anyway, anything that is not spicy will do.

The highest level of spiciness that Yamabuki Detang can accept is slightly spicy. If it is even a little spicier, it would be like torture to him.

"How about we have stewed potatoes tonight?" Unohana said with a smile.

"Potatoes are good! Stewed potatoes are good! Little boy, is there anything you don't want to eat?" Yamabuki Ditang asked Liuche Kenxi.

Liu Che Quanxi still didn't understand what was happening and shook his head cautiously. He was not picky about food and would eat anything.

Yamabuki Detang did not have the habit of forcing children to eat food they did not like, and in this regard he was quite humane.

Why are adults not picky eaters? Because when they buy vegetables at the market, they only buy what they like to eat, and many people don’t consider what their children want to eat.

Anyway, as long as you like to eat it, it is nutritious and healthy.

Just recently, Yamabuki Detang had a little patient.

Both his parents like to eat tofu, but he would vomit every time he ate tofu. His parents thought that children were just being pretentious. In the most difficult times, they couldn't even eat tofu, so they often forced the child to eat tofu in various ways.

Later, the situation became more serious and the child even fainted. He was sent to Yamabuki Ditang for examination, where it was discovered that the child was allergic to soy products.

Shanchui Ditang pointed at the couple's noses and scolded them, and that was the end of it.

Unohana hummed a soft tune and happily came to the kitchen to cook.

Liuche Kenxi stared at the big devil in front of him cautiously: "Aren't you going to eat me for dinner? This woman just said she likes spicy food."

"But I don't like spicy food. According to you, should I gut you first, and then coat you inside and out with peppercorns and star anise? That way it will taste better?" Yamabuki Ditang looked at Liuche Kenxi with a helpless smile.

"Is it not?"

"I don't know if the Gotei 13 used to eat people, but they haven't had that habit since I took over. Of course, if you have any special fetishes, I can put you in touch with people who have them!" Yamabuki Detang poured herself a cup of tea. Hmm? It was a fine tea from her personal stash? Where had Unohana found this?

Knowing that his life was saved, Liu Che Quanxi breathed a sigh of relief. It was always good to be alive.

"Since you don't want to eat me... can I leave?" asked Liu Che Quanxi.

"Although I can choose not to eat you, isn't it too presumptuous of you to leave like this? You are my trophy, and I have the right to dispose of you." Yamabuki Ditang narrowed his eyes and looked at the boy in front of him.

"You don't want to kill me, and you don't want to let me go. What do you want to do? You don't want me to be your..." Liu Che Quanxi thought that some nobles seemed to have some indescribable hobbies, and his whole body couldn't help but shiver. He was a good young man and would not compromise with evil. Although he looked young and handsome, his destination was absolutely normal.

"Snapped!!!"

Yamabuki Ditang slapped him hard on the back of the head. What was this kid thinking?

In this regard, I might accept those legal lolis who don't look very old, but I'm straight!

"I only have one question. Do you want to join the Gotei 13, become an official Shinigami, maintain the balance of the three realms, and do something more meaningful?" Yamabuki Detang asked solemnly.

"Maintain the balance of the world? Can I do it? I admit that I am good at fighting, but... do these things that sound very high-sounding have anything to do with whether I can fight?" Liu Che Quanxi looked at his fists.

"As long as you want, everything is possible. Just tell me, do you want to become a Death God? By the way, the benefits of becoming a Death God are very good, including food and accommodation, a stable salary, great opportunities for promotion, and paid vacations. A female Death God Association is going to be established soon, and it will be full of beautiful girls! What do you think, young man? Are you interested?" Yamabuki Ditang threw out various benefits.

Liu Che Quanxi did not give in immediately, but pinched his chin and made a serious and thoughtful expression.

Will such a good thing fall on my head?

My luck has never been very good!

Just as he was thinking, the aroma of food came into the room.

The boy's stomach growled uncontrollably.

Chapter 102: In the dark, the price of everything is determined

"You look hungry, don't you? Let's eat together first." Yamabuki Ditang was also a little hungry.

Kensei Rokuguruma's life in Rukongai was not very good. Although he was very powerful, he always liked to fight, but he didn't like to bully the weak, which made him have a miserable life in the local area.

Before Yamadagawa was captured, all he had left was a sweet potato.

Before I could even eat the sweet potato, Yamabuki Ditang came to me.

Hearing his stomach rumbling, Liu Che Quanxi blushed. It was true that young people are thin-skinned.

Soon, Unohana came over with food.

They're potatoes, sure, but what's that red oil floating on top? Miss Unohana, is that chili pepper? Just looking at the color, it's a lethal dose! Can't you be more considerate of your husband after a long day of work?

Yamabuki Ditang had a bitter smile on his face. What should he do? If he ate it, he would be punished badly. But if he didn't eat it, what if his wife was unhappy?

At this critical moment, the door of the house was suddenly kicked open.

"Yamabuki, I smell that the food in your house is ready, so I'm here to eat again!" Saito Fulaubusi sat down carelessly. Unohana had already guessed that Saito Fulaubusi was coming back to eat, so she prepared her bowl and chopsticks in advance.

"Are you born in the year of the dog? Why is your nose so sharp?" Shanbuki Ditang hated this bastard who was eating for free. He had been doing so for hundreds of years. Who could stand this?

"I brought a gift today. Didn't you say some time ago that you wanted to eat braised roast duck? Look? I brought you a fresh roast duck, and it's still hot!" Saito Bulaobusi took out the steaming roast duck.

Yamabuki Ditang's eyes were filled with tears of excitement. Saito, you are simply the best person in the world!

Unohana scooped some mashed potatoes with a spoon and placed it next to Yamabuki Detang's mouth with a smile on her face: "Honey, open your mouth, ah~~~"

Yamabuki Detang looked at Saito Bushi with a pleading look, but Saito Bushi acted as if he didn't see what was happening in front of him and just worked hard on the roast duck.

Under the coercion of his wife, Yamabuki Ditang had no choice but to open his mouth and swallow the mashed potatoes.

At that moment, it felt like a volcano exploded in my mouth.

Except for Yamabuki Detang himself who doesn't like spicy food, the other three people like it very much and eat up all the dinner. Yamabuki Detang finds that he is the only one who is hurt in this world.

"Little brat, what do you think about what I just said? Do you want to join the Gotei 13, become a person of taste, and live a tasteful life?" Yamabuki Detang nibbled the duck leg in his mouth carefully.

Liu Che Kenxi scratched his head a little embarrassedly: "But I can't do anything? I only know how to fight."

When Unohana heard Kensei Muguruma introduce herself like this, her eyes suddenly lit up. He looked very similar to her.

It was the same when she joined the Gotei at the age of thirteen, and she could do nothing but chop people.

"We Death Gods have a special school where you can study for free. As long as you agree to join, you don't have to worry about anything else. How about it?" Yamabuki Ditang kept throwing out tempting conditions.

In the end, Liu Che Quanxi couldn't resist the temptation.

Compared to the previous poor life where I could not afford to eat every day, I think ordinary people can understand the sense of happiness of suddenly entering the system.

"Okay, you can stay at my house today. I'll take you to the Maou Spiritual Academy to register tomorrow." said Yamabuki Ditang.

Saito Bulaobushi whispered in his ear, "You're not thinking of taking in another disciple, are you? This kid has quite a bit of talent. It would be a shame to give him up."

"His talent is indeed good, but it is far from meeting my standards for accepting a disciple. For now, having one disciple is enough for me." Yamabuki Detang thought of Aizen.

This guy's ability to stir up trouble is absolutely first-rate.

But this time it was a blessing in disguise.

If others knew that he was secretly conducting human experiments, the Death Gods would definitely lower their opinion of him.

But every failure makes one wiser. People need to grow slowly. You can't expect an ordinary child to become the world's top scientist overnight. Learning requires a process.

His purpose is to protect Aizen until he becomes an adult.

In his own plan, Aizen is a very important part of dealing with Yhwach.

After all, when Yhwach returns a thousand years later, he will definitely be stronger than he was a thousand years ago. He may even devour the Soul King and swear farewell to the entire Sternknights.

In the entire world of death, it is definitely unique.

The reason why he was killed in the end can only be attributed to coincidences in various aspects.

As the main C, Ichigo Kurosaki is an indispensable character, and so is the ace support Aizen.

In this thousand-year blood war, Aizen saved Ichigo Kurosaki twice.

The first time was when the Stern Cross Knights attacked Soul Society for the first time. Yhwach went to see Aizen alone, but was hypnotized by Kyoka Suigetsu and had problems with his perception of time. When Ichigo Kurosaki was about to die, the Shadow Realm was activated and he had to return to the Invisible Empire.

The second time is the final battle.

Yhwach moved as fiercely as a tiger, but he didn't know that he had fallen into the trap set by Mirror Flower and Water Moon.

The first move broke the Three-in-One Shin Bankai, the second move broke the Kyoka Suigetsu, the third move severely injured Abarai Renji, and the fourth move pierced Ichigo Kurosaki's chest.

When he looked up, he saw that Aizen had taken all the damage with his immortal body, while Ichigo Kurosaki had silently come behind Yhwach and knocked him out with one sword.

If it weren't for Aizen's reckless personality as soon as he gained the upper hand, and if he hadn't released the Kyoka Suigetsu (this is controversial) in advance and was attacked by surprise, he wouldn't have been criticized so badly.

Therefore, in the hundreds of years before the birth of Kurosaki Ichigo, he should have poured all his resources into Aizen.

By the way, control the damage this kid causes.

After all, in the original work, in order to feed the Hogyoku, Aizen killed hundreds of Shinigami and tens of thousands of souls with the potential to become Shinigami.

As for if this kid grows crooked...

Believe in the wisdom of future generations.

Ichigo Kurosaki will help you correct it.

At this time, Yamabuki Detang had never thought about what to do if Ichigo Kurosaki could not defeat Aizen in the future under her teaching.

In short, Kensei Muguruma obediently joined the Gotei 13.